3) The Mad Hedge Fund Trader Launches a Free Headline Service on Facebook. To sign up, just go to their website by clicking here at www.facebook.com/ . Once you have an account open, do a search for ‘The Mad Hedge Fund Trader’ and click the ‘like’ button, and that will make you a ‘follower.’ If you want to learn more about my sordid life, you can also become the ‘friend’ of John Thomas. Then,whenever you open your Facebook account, you will see my latest headlines on your home page in the ‘newsfeed’. I started this up a week ago, and I already have 100 friends. Several young Russian women have also suddenly found me very attractive and requested ‘friend’ status.