I’m Back From Europe!

Before I checked out of my hotel in Zermatt, Switzerland, I took the owner of my hotel out to dinner. I asked what he had learned after many years of hosting foreign guests. This is what he told me:

HEAVEN IS WHERE:

The police are British
The chefs are Italian
The mechanics are German
The lovers are French
And it is all organized by the Swiss

HELL IS WHERE:

The police are German
The chefs are British
The mechanics are French
The lovers are Swiss
And it is all organized by the Italians

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