Global Market Comments
April 30, 2021
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:

(APRIL 28 BIWEEKLY STRATEGY WEBINAR Q&A),
(PFE), (MRNA), (USO), (DAL), (TSLA), (CRSP), (ROM), (QQQ), (T), (NTLA),
 (EDIT), (FARO), (PYPL), (COPX), (FCX), (IWM), (GOOG), (MSFT), (AMZN)

Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the April 28 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar broadcast from Silicon Valley, CA.

Q: There is talk of digital currencies being launched in the US. Is there any truth to that? How would that affect the dollar?

A: There is no truth to that; there is not even any serious discussion of digital currency at the US Treasury. My theory has always been that once Bitcoin works and is made theft-proof, the government will take it over and make that the digital US dollar. So far, Bitcoin has existed regulation-free; in fact, the IRS is counting on a trillion dollars in capital gains being taxed going forward in helping to address the budget deficit.

Q: If you have a choice, what’s the best vaccine to get?

A: The best vaccine is the one you can get the fastest. I know you’re a little slow on the rollout in Canada. Go for Pfizer (PFE) if you’re able to choose. You should avoid Moderna (MRNA) because 15% of people getting second shots have one-day symptoms after the second shot. But basically, you don’t get to choose, only kids get to choose because only Pfizer has done trials on people under the age of 21. So, if you take your kids in, they will all get Pfizer for sure.

Q: Should I buy Freeport McMoRan (FCX) here or wait for a bigger dip?

A: Freeport has just had a 25% move up in a week. I wouldn’t touch that. We put out the trade alert when it was in the mid $30s, and it's essentially at its maximum profit point now. So, you don't need to chase—wait for a bigger dip or a long sideways move before you get in.

Q: How do I trade copper if I don't do futures?

A: Buy (FCX), the largest copper producer in the US, and they have call options and LEAPS. By the way, if we do get another $5 dip in Freeport, which we just had, I would really do something like the (FCX) $45-$50 2023 LEAP. You can get 5 times your money on that.

Q: Time to buy oil stocks (USO) for the summer?

A: No, the big driver of oil right now is the pandemic in India. They are one of the world's largest consumers—you find out that most poor countries are using oil right now as they can’t afford the more expensive alternative sources of power. And when your biggest customer is looking at a billion corona cases, that’s bad for business. Remember, when you trade oil, you’re trading against a long-term bear trend.

Q: Would you buy Delta Airlines (DAL) at today’s prices?

A: Yes, I’m probably going to go run the numbers on today's call spread; I actually have 20% of cash left that I could spend. So that looks like a good choice—summer will be incredible for the entire airline industry now that they have all staved off bankruptcy. Ticket prices are going to start rising sharply with an impending severe aircraft shortage.

Q: What are your thoughts on the Buffet index which shows that stocks are more stretched vs GDP at any time vs 2000?

A: The trouble with those indicators is that they never anticipated A) the Fed buying $120 billion a month in US Treasury bonds, B) the Fed promising to keep interest rates at zero for three years, and C) an enormous bounce back from a once-in-a-hundred-year pandemic. That's why not just the Buffet Index but virtually all technical indicators have been worthless this year because they have shown that the market has been overbought for the last six months. And if you paid attention to your indicators, you were either left behind or you went short and lost your shirt. So, at a certain point, you have to ignore your technical indicators and your charts and just buy the damn market. The people who use that philosophy (and know when to use it, and it’s not always) are up 56% on the year.

Q: What trade categories are getting fantastic returns? It’s certainly not tech.

A: Well, we actually rotated out of tech last September and went into banks, industrial plays, and domestic recovery plays. And you can see in the stocks I just showed you in our model portfolio which one we’re getting the numbers from. Certainly, it was not tech; tech has only performed for the last four weeks and we jumped right back in that one also with positions in Microsoft (MSFT). So yes, it’s a constantly changing game; we’re getting rotations almost daily right now between major groups of stocks. The only way to play this kind of market is to listen to someone who’s been practicing for 52 years.

Q: I am 83 years old and have four grandchildren. I want to invest around $20,000 with each child. I was thinking of your bullish view on Tesla (TSLA) on a long-term investment. Do you agree?

A: If those were my grandchildren, I would give them each $20,000 worth of the ProShares Ultra Technology Fund (ROM), the 2x long technology ETF. Unless tech drops 50% from here, that stock will keep increasing at twice the rate of the fastest-growing sector in the market. I did something similar with my kids about 20 years ago and as a result, their college and retirement funds for their kids have risen 20 times. So that’s what I would do; I would never bet everything on a single stock, I would go for a basket of high-tech stocks, or the Invesco QQQ NASDAQ Trust (QQQ) if you don’t want the leverage.

Q: Do you like Amazon (AMZN) splitting?

A: I don’t think they’ll ever split. Jeff Bezos worked on Wall Street (with me at Morgan Stanley) and sees splits as nothing more than a paper shuffle, which it is. It’s more likely that he’ll break up the company into different segments because when they get to a $5 trillion market cap, it will just become too big to manage. Also, by breaking Amazon up into five companies—AWS, the store, healthcare, distribution, etc., —you’re getting a premium for those individual pieces, which would double the value of your existing holdings. So, if you hold Amazon stock, you want it to face an antitrust breakup because the flotation will double the value of your total holdings. That has happened several times in the past with other companies, like AT&T (T), which I also worked on.

Q: When is Tesla going to move and why is it going up with earnings up 74%?

A: Well, the stock moved up a healthy 46% going into the earnings; it’s a classic sell the news market. Most stocks are doing that this quarter and they did so last quarter as well. And Tesla also tends to move sideways for years and then have these explosive moves up. I think the next double or triple will come when they announce mass production of their solid-state batteries, which will be anywhere from 2 to 5 years off.

Q: How can I renew my subscription?

A: You can call customer support at 347-480-1034 or email support@madhedgefundtrader.com and I guarantee you someone will get back to you.

Q: Top gene-editing stock after CRISPR Therapeutics (CRSP)?

A: There are two of them: one is Intellia (NTLA); it’s actually done better than CRISPR lately. The second is Editas (EDIT) and you’ll find out that the same professionals, including the Nobel prize winner Jennifer Doudna here at Berkeley, rotate among all three of these, and the people who run them all know each other. They were all involved in the late 2000's fundamental research on CRISPR, and they’re all frenemies. So yes, it's a three-company industry, kind of like the cybersecurity industry.

Q: What about PayPal (PYPL)?

A: I would wait for the earnings since so many companies are selling off on their announcements. See if they sell off 3-5%, then you buy it for the next leg up. That is the game now.

Q: Do you like any 3D printing stocks like Faro Technologies (FARO)?

A: No, that’s too much of a niche area for me, I’m staying away. And that's becoming a commodity industry. When they were brand new years ago, they were red hot, now not so much.

Q: Do you see the chip companies continuing their bull run for the next few months?

A: I do. If anything, the chip shortage will get worse. Each EV uses about 100 chips, and they’re mostly the low-end $10 chips. Ford (F) said production of a million cars will be lost due to the chip shortage. Ford itself has 22,000 cars sitting in a lot that are fully assembled awaiting the chips. Tesla alone has $300 worth of chips just in its inverters, and there are two inverters in every car. So, when you go from production of 500,000 cars to a million in one year, that's literally billions of chips.

Q: The airlines are packed; what are your thoughts?

A: Yes, one of the best ways to invest is to invest in what you see. If you see airlines are packed, buy airline stocks. If you can’t hire anyone, you know the economy is booming.

Q: What about the Russel 2000 (IWM)?

A: We covered it; it looks like it wants to break out to new highs from here. By the way, there are only 1,500 stocks left in the Russell 2000 after the pandemic, mergers, and bankruptcies.

Q: Are there other ways to play copper out there like (FCX)?

A: Yes; one is the (COPX)— a pure copper futures ETF. However, be careful with pure metal ETFs of any kind because they have huge contangos and you could get a 50% move up in your commodity while your ETF goes down 50% over the same time. This happens all the time in oil and natural gas, and to a lesser degree in the metals, so be careful about that. Before you get into any of these alternative ETFs, look at the tracking history going back and I think you'll see you're much better off just buying (FCX).

Q: How long do you typically hold onto your 2-year LEAPS? Based on my research, the time decay starts to accelerate after about 3 months to one year on LEAPS.

A: Actually, with LEAPS, the reason I go out to two years is that the second year is almost free, there's almost no extra cost. And it gives you more breathing room for this thing to work. Usually, if I get my timing right, my LEAP stocks make big moves within the first three months; by then, the LEAP has doubled in value, and then you have to think about whether you should keep it or whether there are better LEAPS out there (which there almost always are). So, you sell it on a double, which only took a 30% move in the stock, or you may be committed to the company for the long term, like a Microsoft or an Amazon. And then you just run it through the expiration to get a 400% or 500% profit in two years. That is how you play the LEAP game.

Q: Are these recorded?

A: Yes, we record these and we post them on the website after about 2 hours. Just log into the site, go to “my account”, then select your subscription type (Global Trading Dispatch or Technology Letter), and “webinars” will be one of the button choices.

Q: Can you also sell calls on LEAPS?

A: Yes and the only place to do that is the US Treasury market (TLT). There you either want to be short calls far above the market, out two years, or you want to be long puts. And by the way, if you did something like a $120-$125 put spread out to January 2023, then you’re looking at making about a 400% gain. That is a bet that 20-year interest rates only go up a little bit more, to 2.00%. If you really want to bet the ranch, do something like a $120-$122 and you might get a 1000% return.

 

 

Q: What is the best LEAP to trade for Microsoft (MSFT)?

A: If you want to go out two years, I would do something like a June 2023 $290-$300 vertical bull call spread. There is an easy 67% profit in that one on only a 20% rise in the stock. I do front monthlies for the trade alert service, so we always have at least 10 or 20 trade alerts going out every month. And the one I currently have for is a deep in the money May $230-$240 vertical bull call spread which expires in 12 days.

 

Q: What is the best way to play Google (GOOG)?

A: Go 20% out of the money and buy a January 2023 $2,900-$3,000 vertical bull call spread for $20—that should make about 400%. If you want more specific advice on LEAPS, we have an opening for the Mad Hedge Concierge Service so send an email to support@madhedgefundtrader.com with subject line “concierge,” and we will reach out to you.

To watch a replay of this webinar with all the charts, bells, whistles, and classic rock music, just log in to www.madhedgefundtrader.com, go to MY ACCOUNT, click on GLOBAL TRADING DISPATCH or TECHNOLOGY LETTER, then WEBINARS, and all the webinars from the last ten years are there in all their glory.

Good Luck and Stay Healthy.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

 

I Think I See Another Winner

 

 

 

 

 

"When it comes down to data or anecdotes when making a management decision, the anecdotes are usually right," said Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon.

 

Global Market Comments
April 29, 2021
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:

(THEY’RE NOT MAKING AMERICANS ANYMORE)

Global Market Comments
April 28, 2021
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:

(WHY TESLA IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD),
(TSLA), (GM), (TM),
(TESTIMONIAL)

Global Market Comments
April 27, 2021
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:

(THE SECRET FED PLAN TO BUY GOLD),
(GLD), (GDX), (PALL), (PPLT),
(TESTIMONIAL)

With the latest effort to expand quantitative easing through the Fed purchase of individual corporate bonds, we must consider what else our central bank has up its sleeve.

With American interest rates already near zero, the markets will take the rates for all interest-bearing securities well into negative numbers. This has already happened in Japan and Germany.

At that point, our central bank’s primary tool for stimulating US businesses will become utterly useless, ineffective, and impotent.

What else is in the tool bag?

How about large-scale purchases of Gold (GLD)?

You are probably as shocked as I am with this possibility. But there is a rock-solid logic to the plan. As solid as the vault at Fort Knox.

This theory gained credence when my old friend, Judy Shelton, was appointed to the federal reserve, a noted gold bug.

The idea is to create asset price inflation that will spread to the rest of the economy. It already did this with great success from 2009-2014 with quantitative easing, whereby almost every class of debt securities were hoovered up by the government.

“QE on steroids”, to be implemented only after overnight rates go negative, would involve large-scale purchases of not only gold, but stocks, government bonds, and exchange-traded funds as well. Corporate bond purchases are simply a step in that direction.

If you think I’ve been smoking California’s largest cash export (it’s not the raisins) you would be in error. I should point out that the Japanese government is already pursuing QE to this extent, at least in terms of equity-type investments and ETFs, and already owns a substantial part of the Japanese stock market.

And, as the history buff that I am, I can tell you that it has been done in the US as well, with tremendous results.

If you thought that President Obama had it rough when he came into office in 2009 with the Great Recession on, it was nothing compared to what Franklin Delano Roosevelt inherited.

The country was in its fourth year of the Great Depression. US GDP had cratered by 43%, consumer prices crashed by 24%, the unemployment rate was 25%, and stock prices vaporized by 90%. Mass starvation loomed.

Drastic measures were called for.

FDR issued Executive Order 6102 banning private ownership of gold, ordering them to sell their holdings to the US Treasury at a lowly $20.67 an ounce.

He then urged Congress to pass the Gold Reserve Act of 1934, which instantly revalued the government’s holdings at $35.00, an increase of 69.32%. These and other measures caused the value of America’s gold holdings to leap from $4 to $12 billion. That’s a lot of money in 1934 dollars, about $208 billion in today’s money.

Since the US was still on the gold standard back then, this triggered an instant dollar devaluation of more than 50%. The high gold price sucked in massive amounts of the yellow metal from abroad creating, you guessed it, inflation.

The government then borrowed massively against this artificially created wealth to fund the landscape-altering infrastructure projects of the New Deal.

It worked.

During the following three years, the GDP skyrocketed by 48%, inflation eked out a 2% gain, the unemployment rate dropped to 18%, and stocks jumped by 80%. Happy days were here again.

Monetary conditions are remarkably similar today to those that prevailed during the last government gold buying binge.

There has been a de facto currency war underway since 2009. The Fed started when it launched QE, and Japan, Europe, and China have followed. Blue-collar unemployment and underpayment are at a decades high. The need for a national infrastructure program is overwhelming.

However, in the 21st century version of such a gold policy, it is highly unlikely that we would see another gold ownership ban.

Instead, the Fed would most likely move into the physical gold market, sitting on the bid for years, much like it recently did in the Treasury bond market for five years. Gold prices would increase by a multiple of current levels.

It would then borrow against its new gold holdings, plus the 4,176 metric tonnes worth $200 billion at today’s market prices already sitting in Fort Knox, to fund a multi trillion-dollar infrastructure spending program.

Heaven knows we need it. Millions of blue-collar jobs would be created, and inflation would come back from the dead.

Yes, this all sounds like a fantasy. But negative interest rates were considered an impossibility only years ago.

The Fed’s move on gold would be only one aspect of a multi-faceted package of desperate last-ditch measures to extend economic growth into the future which I outlined in a previous research piece (click here for “What Happens When QE Fails” by clicking here).

That’s assuming that the gold is still there. Treasury Secretary Stephen Mnuchin says he saw the gold himself during an inspection that took place on the last solar eclipse over Fort Knox in 2018. The door to the vault at Fort Knox had not been opened since September 23, 1974.

But then Steve Mnuchin says a lot of things. Persistent urban legends and internet rumors claim that the vault is actually empty or filled with fake steel bars painted gold. 

 

bringing back the gold standard

But is it Really Gold?

You Can See the Upside Breakout Coming Clear as Day

 

 

 

Thanks for all your help with my trading.  Your service is very effective.

As you know I went heavily into some LEAPS two days ago including United Airlines, (UAL), Delta Airlines (DAL), Wynn Resorts (WYNN), MGM Resorts International (MGM), and Simon Property Group (SPG) that have returned as much as a 25% ROI over that short period. 

I know two days does not prove anything, but it is a great way to begin a trade.

Thanks again,

John
Seattle, WA

Global Market Comments
April 26, 2021
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:

(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or THE CORRECTION IS OVER)
(PAVE), (NFLX), (AAPL), (AMD), (NVDA), (ROKU), (AAPL), (AMZN), (MSFT), (FB), (GOOGL), (TSLA), (KSU), (CP), (GS), (UNP) (LEN), (KBH), (PHM)

This is a classic example of if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s definitely not a duck….it’s a giraffe.

In stock market parlance, that means we have just suffered an eight-month correction which is now over. Look at the charts and a correction is nowhere to be found. The largest pullback we have seen in the past year has been a scant 12% dip right before the presidential election.

If that’s all the pain we have to suffer to be rewarded with an 80% gain, I’ll take that all day long.

Instead, what we have seen has been a series of sector-specific rolling corrections that were masked by the indexes that were steadily grinding up.

 During this time, the best quality stocks endured pretty dramatic hits, like Netflix (NFLX) (-21%), Apple (AAPL) (-26%), Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) (-25%), NVIDIA (NVDA) (-28%), and Roku (ROKU) (-40%).

Stocks sold off hard after Q1 earnings. They are doing the same now with Q2 earnings. That ends on Tuesday after the close when the 800-pound gorilla of them all announces on Wednesday, April 28.

After that, we could be in for another leg in the bull market that could take us up by 10% by the summer.

Some 85% of all companies are now beating forecasts handily. But half are seeing shares fall after the announcement. That shows how professional the market is getting. So, if you eliminate the earnings announcement, you eliminate the share falls?

This is all in the face of economic growth predictions of lifetime proportions. Analysts are now looking for 43% earnings growth in Q2, 55% in Q3, and 75% in Q4. These are WWII-type numbers.

And the Fed put is still good at the bank. Jerome Powell is promising no rate rises until 2023 on an almost daily basis.

It all sets up a continuing pattern of sideways “time” corrections like we’ve just seen followed by frenetic legs up to new highs. This could go on for years.

It worked last time.

The coming week should be quite a blockbuster. It is only the fifth time in history that the five largest stocks in the S&P 500 accounting for 25% of the market cap all report in the same week. These are Apple (AAPL), Amazon (AMZN), Microsoft (MSFT), Facebook (FB), and Alphabet (GOOGL).

That’s going to leave a mark! Biden’s rumored proposal that high-end earners will see doubled capital gains taxes knocked 500 points of the Dow in seconds. The new tax would apply to Americans earning a net income of $1 million or more. Never mind that congress would have to approve the move first, as Trump found out to his chagrin. It’s a trial balloon that was shot down immediately. Trump had planned to cut capital gains to a 15% rate and run a bigger deficit.

It would only apply to Americans who own stocks and never sell. Guess why? To avoid taxes, dummy!

US Stock Funds take in a record $157 billion in March. That beats the record $144 billion that came in during February. Warning: these massive cash flows are consistent with short-term market tops. Vanguard and iShares index funds took in far and away the most money. The Global X US Infrastructure Fund (PAVE) was one of the most popular directed funds.

The labor shortage is on, with companies engaging in mass hiring and paying signing bonuses for low-end jobs. I was awoken by workers putting up a fence next door on a Saturday morning. They’re working weekends to pay back the debts they ran up last year to keep eating. If you are planning any jobs this year, buy the materials now. The country will be out of everything in three months, with current quarter GDP topping a historic 10%.

SPACS have crashed, with the average SPAC down 23% since the February top, and some like Virgin Galactic Holdings off by 50%. Don’t touch these things with a ten-foot pole, as 80% will go under or shut down with no investments. It reminds me of five online pet food companies at the Dotcom Bubble top. It's all a symptom of too much cash flooding the financial system.

Takeover battle for Kansas City Southern (KSU) ensues, with Canadian Nation making a sweeter $33.7 billion offer than Canadian Pacific’s (CP) $30 billion bid. It just shows how valuable railroads really are in a booming economy that urgently needs to move a lot of stuff. Good thing I’m long (UNP). Is the Reading Railroad still available? How about the B&O or the Short Line?

Yellen sets Zero Emissions Target for 2035. That sets up one of the biggest investment opportunities of the century. The trick is to find companies that have viable technologies that can make a stand-alone profit that haven’t already gone up ten times, like Tesla (TSLA). Most of the new EV IPOs aren’t going to make it. This will be a major focus of Mad Hedge research going forward. I hope I live that long!

Existing Home Sales down 12.3% YOY, down 3.7% in March, to 6.03 million units. Prices are up 17.02% YOY, the highest on record. Sales of homes over $1 million are up 108%. Inventory is still the issue, down to only 1.07 million units, off 28% in a year. Truly stunning numbers.

New Home Sales up a ballistic 20.7% YOY in March on a signed contracts basis. This is in the face of rising home mortgage interest rates. The flight to the suburbs continues. Homebuilder stocks took off like a scalded chimp. Buy (LEN), (KBH), and (PHM) on dips.

When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still at zero, oil cheap, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 400% to 120,000 or more in the coming decade. The American coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 120,000 here we come!

My Mad Hedge Global Trading Dispatch profit reached 9.48% gain during the first half of April on the heels of a spectacular 20.60% profit in March.

I used the dip early in the week to add two more positions in Goldman Sachs (GS) and Union Pacific (UNP). I suffered a day of buyer’s remorse on Thursday when Biden floated his capital gains plan and tanked the Dow by 500 points. Then everything took off like a rocket to new highs on Friday.

That leaves me 80% invested and 20% in cash. The markets went up too fast to get the last match of money in the market.

My 2021 year-to-date performance soared to 53.57%. The Dow Average is up 12.3% so far in 2021.

That brings my 11-year total return to 476.12%, some 2.00 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My 11-year average annualized return now stands at an unbelievable 42.01%, the highest in the industry.

My trailing one-year return exploded to positively eye-popping 132.09%. I truly have to pinch myself when I see numbers like this. I bet many of you are making the biggest money of your long lives.

We need to keep an eye on the number of US Coronavirus cases at 31.9 million and deaths topping 570,000, which you can find here.

The coming week will be big on the data front, with a couple of historic numbers expected.

On Monday, April 26, at 8:30 AM, US Durable Goods for March are out. Earnings for Tesla (TSLA) and NXP Semiconductors (NXP) are out.

On Tuesday, April 27, at 9:00 AM, we learn the S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index for February. We also get earnings for Alphabet (GOOGL), Microsoft (MSFT), and Visa (V).

On Wednesday, April 28 at 2:00 PM, The Fed Open Market Committee releases its Interest Rates Decision. The following press conference is more important. Apple (AAPL), Boeing (BA), and QUALCOMM (QCOM) earnings are out.

On Thursday, April 29 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are printed. We also obtain the blockbuster US GDP for Q1. Amazon (AMZN), Caterpillar (CAT, and Merck (MRK) release earnings.

On Friday, April 30 at 8:30 AM, we get US Personal Income and Spending for March. Exxon Mobile (XOM) and Chevron (CVX) release earnings. Berkshire Hathaway (BRK/B) announces the next day. At 2:00 PM, we learn the Baker-Hughes Rig Count.

As for me, after telling you last week why I walked so funny, let me tell you the other reason.

In 1987, to celebrate obtaining my British commercial pilot’s license, I decided to fly a tiny single-engine Grumman Tiger from London to Malta and back.

It turned out to be a one-way trip.

Flying over the many French medieval castles was divine. Flying the length of the Italian coast at 500 feet was fabulous, except for the engine failure over the American airbase at Naples.

But I was a US citizen, wore a New York Yankees baseball cap, and seemed an alright guy, so the Air Force fixed me up for free and sent me on my way. Fortunately, I spotted the heavy cable connecting Sicily with the mainland well in advance.

I had trouble finding Malta and was running low on fuel. So I tuned into a local radio station and homed in on that.

It was on the way home that the trouble started.

I stopped by Palermo in Sicily to see where my grandfather came from and to search for the caves where my great-grandmother lived during the waning days of WWII. Little did I know that Palermo was the worst wind shear airport in Europe.

My next leg home took me over 200 miles of the Mediterranean to Sardinia.

I got about 50 feet into the air when a 70-knot gust of wind flipped me on my side perpendicular to the runway and aimed me right at an Alitalia passenger jet with 100 passengers awaiting takeoff. I managed to level the plane right before I hit the ground.

I heard the British pilot say on the air “Well, that was interesting.”

Giant fire engines descended upon me, but I was fine, sitting on my cockpit, admiring the tree that had suddenly sprouted through my port wing.

Then the Carabinieri arrested me for endangering the lives of 100 Italian tourists. Two days later, the Ente Nazionale per l’Avizione Civile held a hearing and found me innocent, as the wind shear could not be foreseen. I think they really liked my hat, as most probably had distant relatives in New York.

As for the plane, the wreckage was sent back to England by insurance syndicate Lloyds of London, where it was disassembled. Inside the starboard wing tank, they found a rag which the American mechanics in Naples had left by accident.

If I had continued my flight, the rag would have settled over my fuel intake vavle, cut off my gas supply, and I would have crashed into the sea and disappeared forever. Ironically, it would have been close to where French author Antoine de St.-Exupery (The Little Prince) crashed in 1945.

In the end, the crash only cost me a disk in my back, which I had removed in London and led to my funny walk.

Sometimes, it is better to be lucky than smart.

Stay healthy.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

Antoine de St.-Exupery on the Old 50 Franc Note