Just a quick note of appreciation for your helping me decide to get my clients into (GLD) with a 15% allocation early this year.
It sure has helped me to be more of a hero to my clients this year than a goat...
Best wishes to you and yours! Keep 'em coming.
Brad
Bakersfield, CA.
Followers of the Mad Hedge Fund Trader alert service have the good fortune to own FIVE in-the-money options positions that expire on Thursday, April 17, and I just want to explain to the newbies how to best maximize their profits.
These involve the:
Risk On
(COST) 4/$840-$850 call spread 10.00%
(TSLA) 4/$160/$170 put spread 10.00%
(NFLX) 4/$800-$810 call spread 10.00%
(NVDA) 4/$70-$75 call spread 10.00%
Risk Off
(MSTR) 4/$340-$350 put spread -10.00%
Provided that we don’t have a monster move in the market in three trading days, these positions should expire at their maximum profit points.
So far, so good.
I’ll take the example of the (NVDA) 4/$70-$75 call spread.
Your profit can be calculated as follows:
Profit: $5.00 expiration value - $4.50 cost = $0.50 net profit
(25 contracts X 100 contracts per option X $0.50 profit per option)
= $1,250 or 11.11% in 9 trading days.
Many of you have already emailed me asking what to do with these winning positions.
The answer is very simple. You take your left hand, grab your right wrist, pull it behind your neck, and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.
You don’t have to do anything.
Your broker (are they still called that?) will automatically use your long position to cover your short position, canceling out the total holdings.
The entire profit will be credited to your account on Monday morning, April 21, and the margin freed up.
Some firms charge you a modest $10 or $15 fee for performing this service.
If you don’t see the cash show up in your account on Monday, get on the blower immediately and find it.
Although the expiration process is now supposed to be fully automated, occasionally, machines do make mistakes. Better to sort out any confusion before losses ensue.
If you want to wimp out and close the position before the expiration, it may be expensive to do so. You can probably unload those pennies below their maximum expiration value.
Keep in mind that the liquidity in the options market understandably disappears and the spreads substantially widen when a security has only hours or minutes until expiration on Thursday. So, if you plan to exit, do so well before the final expiration at the Thursday market close.
This is known in the trade as the “expiration risk.”
One way or the other, I’m sure you’ll do OK, as long as I am looking over your shoulder, as I will always. Think of me as your trading guardian angel.
I am going to hang back and wait for good entry points before jumping back in. It’s all about keeping that “Buy low, sell high” thing going.
I’m looking to cherry-pick my new positions going into the next quarter's end.
Take your winnings and go out and buy yourself a well-earned dinner.
Well done, and on to the next trade.
You Can’t Do Enough Research
Back in 1987, I flew my Cessna 340 twin from London to Rome to visit Morgan Stanley’s high-end Italian clients. Held over by meetings, I got a late start, and I didn’t get as far as the French Champagne country until midnight. Right then, at 20,000 feet, the gyroscope suddenly blew up with a great resounding “thwacking sound.”
I instantly lost all instruments and lights, but still had a radio. I commenced a very wide spiral dive in the pitch-black darkness. Paris control started yelling at me because I was deviating from my approved flight plan. I started to pass out from vertigo.
Then I did what all Marines and Eagle Scouts are taught to do in this situation.
I improvised.
I pulled a flashlight and canteen out of my cockpit side pocket. By steering to the water level, I was able to use it as an artificial horizon level and straighten out the plane. Then I used the Girl Scout compass I always kept around my neck and plotted a rough course to Paris. Then I got on the radio.
“Mayday, Mayday, Mayday, N3919G complete instruments failure, request emergency landing at nearest airfield.” The air went dead for 30 seconds.
Then I heard “N3919G, cleared for approach Charles de Gaulle, steer 240 degrees and change over to 118.15.” As I made my final approach, the Eiffel Tower sparkled off my starboard wingtip. I could see the entire Charles de Gaulle fire department (Sapeurs Pompiers in French), blinking their blue lights. When I hit the runway, they chased me all the way until I stopped.
Then a captain elaborately dressed in firefighting gear stepped out of his fire engine cabin and asked, “Are you alright?”
The experience reminds me of the government’s current economic policies. They are attempting to rebuild the engines of a plane while flying at 20,000 feet in the dark with no tools or instruments. Except there are 340 million passengers this time, not just one.
Will we pull out of the dive before we crash?
Back in January and February, my biggest concern about the markets was complacency. It is safe to say now that this concern has completely vanished, not just by me but everyone.
I have been looking for parallels to the current crisis, and there are few to choose from. Stocks, bonds, oil, commodities, and the US dollar are all crashing at the same time. S&P 500 multiples (SPY) have been marked down from 22X to 18X in a mere two months, and 16X or 14X beckon. The NASDAQ multiple has collapsed from 31 to 21. Small caps (IWM) were hit the hardest, falling to 2016 levels.
It was the action in the bond market that was most concerning, which was hit by massive waves of selling from both foreign investors and hedge funds facing margin calls. Liquidity has disappeared and the Treasury was ill-equipped to deal with this because DOGE just fired 10,000 of their people.
Most don’t realize that US bonds are the lifeblood of the global financial market. When they drop 10% in a week, as they just did, ripples become tidal waves. Suddenly, banks are undercapitalized, central banks and companies have to mark down reserves, and margin calls run rampant.
A national debt of $36 trillion, which was happily ignored for 25 years, instantly becomes a crisis. Is US debt headed for junk status? Will Trump impose capital controls to stem the outflows? You might call these questions fanciful or born of conspiracy theories, but I was woken up every morning last week from European banks asking exactly this. When they start asking in the debt markets, you have a problem.
All earnings reports coming out now can be torn up and thrown out the window. That’s because they reflect profits from an ancient economy in the distant past that no longer exists, like January-March 2025.
Back then, it was about a growing globalized economy spinning off ever-increasing profits and higher multiples and share prices. Now it’s about a shrinking global economy at war with itself, declining profits everywhere justifying lower multiples and share prices.
Last year, S&P 500 earnings came in at $240. Two months ago, the consensus forecast for 2025 was $270. Now it’s moving towards $230.
The average price earnings multiple is now back up to 20X. The 120-year average is 14X. American exceptionalism picked up another 8 multiple points after WWII. If we give all that back and the multiple returns to 14X that gets the (SPX) down to $3,220, or off 47.5% from the February high.
Confidence levels are collapsing at 50-year lows. We’re rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic while we’re headed straight for a giant iceberg, and it's dark and darn cold outside. We are not getting a reversion to the mean in stock markets; we are getting a reversion far beyond the mean. Markets won’t bottom until all the worst-case scenarios out there are fully discounted.
The shock to the global financial system is of the same magnitude as when Nixon took the US off the gold standard in 1972. That’s why gold is rocketing now as then. The US dollar then lost half its value.
This is the first bear market created by government policies since 1930, back when the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act started the last major trade war. When the current policies end, the bear market will end and not before then. We are now within days, if not hours, to the complete collapse of the global financial system. The global economic pie is rapidly shrinking, and everyone is fighting over the scraps that are left.
Trillions of dollars of capital from corporate America have been stranded abroad in the wrong countries because Trump convinced them to move there eight years ago, like Vietnam. Millions of small businesses unable to eat the tariffs or pass them on to consumers will go out of business.
With no policy changes from Washington expected any time soon, it’s likely that we will eventually exhaust selling and enter an “L” shaped bottom. That has stocks bottoming out and then moving sideways in a range for a long time. You can forget about any immediate sharp “V” type recovery that takes us back to the all-time highs we saw in February.
So you should use any rally in the stock market to sell short calls against the long equity positions you want to keep. If you want to be more proactive than that, I have some clever ideas for you.
We now know that Trump is willing to resort to gaming the market by talking it up whenever the S&P 500 hits 5,000. That’s because he is taking immense heat from Americans who have lost 20%-30% of their retirement funds in two months.
You can use the next plunge to 5,000 in the (SPX) to buy the best quality technology names like (AMZN), (AAPL), (GOOGL), (PANW), and (NFLX), which likely won’t go to new lows on the next crash and will rocket on any trade war success.
There are other fish to fry.
Let’s say that a tweet hits that the trade war is progressing or is about to end. What are China’s biggest US imports? Corn (CORN), wheat (WEAT), or soybeans (SOYB), which all have actively traded ETFs just above four-year lows. They will take off like a scalded cat on any good news.
The next time the Volatility Index ($VIX) takes a run at $60, buy the Proshares Short Vix Short Term Futures ETN (SVXY), an exchange-traded fund that sells short futures in the ($VIX). You can buy shares in it like any ETF. There is no expiration date. It hit a low of $32.90 on Thursday, but traded as high as $40 the week before, and $50 in December.
By the way, icebergs don’t enter the Atlantic shipping lanes anymore. Global warming has melted them before they do. The few that do drift south are tagged with transmitters that show up on ship radars. So if you’re planning a trip to Europe this summer on the Queen Mary II, you don’t need to worry about suffering the fate of Leonardo DiCaprio.
The Financial Crisis Trade is Still On, with 10-year US Treasury bonds hitting 4.6% yields, the US dollar plunging to 3-year lows, and gold at an all-time high. Foreign investors are abandoning the US at an unprecedented pace. It turns out that confidence in the US was worth a lot more than we thought. You don’t know what you have until you lose it.
Trump Cracks, Caves, and Does a U-Turn, announcing a 90-day delay in trade tariffs forced by the imminent collapse of global financial markets. The 10% tariffs remain. Inflation is still on track to skyrocket. A Fed interest rate cut is now on the table for June to head off a recession. What is the long-term trend now? It’s anyone’s guess. But Christmas shopping is certainly going to be a lot more expensive this year.
China Imposes 125% Retaliatory Tariffs, and Europe is yet to come. China’s biggest US imports are all agricultural, and many commodities hit multi-year lows on Friday, delivering a knockout blow to US farmers just as the planting season begins. Shiploads of American grain may be left to rot in the ports as Chinese importers refuse delivery due to the dramatic price increase. Also announced were antitrust investigations of US tech companies and export restrictions on rare earths needed for tech products. It’s 1930 all over again.
Chinese Tariffs Raised to 145%, in a US retaliation to the retaliation. Markets tanked again. Most of the goods and parts cannot be obtained elsewhere. Recession fears are now going mainstream, it’s not just me.
Unemployment rises to 4.2%, a multi-year high, says the March Nonfarm Payroll Report. Nonfarm payrolls in March increased to 228,000 for the month, up from the revised 117,000 in February. Health care was the leading growth area, consistent with prior months. The industry added 54,000 jobs, almost exactly in line with its 12-month average.
Federal Reserve’s Powell Says Inflation to Rise, as a result of the larger-than-expected tariffs. But don’t expect any interest rate cuts until yearend when the Fed has the benefit of 20/20 hindsight on inflation.
Volatility Hits 16-Year High at 60, in overnight Asia trading. The ($VIX) peaked at 95 during the Financial Crisis in 2009. ($VIX) may not have peaked yet.
Oil Crashes, down an amazing $13, or 18% in a week, from $72 to $59. High dividend-paying (XOM) has collapsed by 18%. It is the sharpest fall in Texas tea prices since the 1991 Gulf War. Recession fears are running rampant, and no one wants to pay for storage until a recovery, which may be years off. Sell all energy rallies.
JP Morgan Raises Recession Risk to 79%, while credit investors remain sanguine even as funding stress threatens to build. The small-cap focused Russell 2000, which has been battered in the recent selloff, is now pricing in a 79% chance of an economic downturn, according to JPMorgan’s dashboard of market-based recession indicators. Other asset classes are also sounding alarms.
Q1 Gold Inflows Hit Three-Year High, according to the World Gold Council. Gold ETFs saw an inflow of 226.5 metric tonnes worth $21.1 billion in the first quarter, the largest amount since the first quarter of 2022, when global markets were grappling with the immediate consequences of Russia's invasion of Ukraine. This raised their total holdings by 3% to 3,445.3 tonnes by the end of March, the largest since May 2023. Their record was 3,915 tonnes in October 2020.
Canadian Visitors Fall 32%, in line with other forecasts of a collapse in international travel. That is why Delta Air Lines (DAL) crashed by 50% in three months. Conditions will get worse before they can get better. A weak dollar has caused the price of my Europe trip this summer to rise by 20%.
Consumer Confidence is in Free Fall. Friday brought a fresh signal that consumers were queasy even before Wednesday’s policy shift. US consumer sentiment tumbled to the second-lowest level on record in a University of Michigan survey, as inflation expectations soared to multi-decades highs. That result was based on interviews from March 25 through April 8, before the change in tack on tariffs.
Delta Pulls Guidance, citing the trade war’s impact on sales. The stock is down 50% in three months. No guidance from any company is possible or credible, as Q1 earnings took place in an ancient, more business-friendly world.
April is now up by -1.13% so far due to the explosion in implied volatilities in our hedged positions. A lot of the Friday options prices made no sense and may reflect broker efforts to increase margin requirements. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +14.96% so far in 2025. My trailing one-year return stands at a spectacular +75.65%. That takes my average annualized return to +50.28% and my performance since inception to +765.85%, a new all-time high.
It has been another wild week in the market. I was forced out of longs in (GLD) and (TLT) thanks to panic-inspired out-of-the-blue freefall. I managed to hang on to my longs in (COST), (NVDA), and (NFLX) because they were so far in the money. I used a 25% rally in the leveraged long Bitcoin play (MSTR) to add a short. I also used a run by the Volatility Index ($VIX) to $54 to add the Proshares Short VIX Short Term Futures ETN (SVXY). Unusual times call for unusual trades.
Some 63 of my 70 round trips, or 90%, were profitable in 2023. Some 74 of 94 trades have been profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.
Try beating that anywhere.
My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment
We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.
On Monday, April 14, at 8:30 AM EST, the Consumer Inflation Expectations are announced.
On Tuesday, April 15, at 8:30 AM, the New York Empire State Manufacturing Index is released.
On Wednesday, April 16, at 1:00 PM, the Retail Sales are published.
On Thursday, April 17, at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed. We also get Housing Starts and Building Permits.
On Friday, April 18, markets are closed for Good Friday.
As for me, in 1987, to celebrate obtaining my British commercial pilot’s license, I decided to fly a tiny single-engine Grumman Tiger from London to Malta and back.
It turned out to be a one-way trip.
Flying over the many French medieval castles was divine. Flying the length of the Italian coast at 500 feet was fabulous, except for the engine failure over the American air base at Naples.
But I was a US citizen, wore a New York Yankees baseball cap, and seemed an alright guy, so the Air Force fixed me up for free and sent me on my way. Fortunately, I spotted the heavy cable connecting Sicily with the mainland well in advance.
I had trouble finding Malta and was running low on fuel. So I tuned into a local radio station and homed in on that.
It was on the way home that the trouble started.
I stopped by Palermo in Sicily to see where my grandfather came from and to search for the caves where my great-grandmother lived during the waning days of WWII. Little did I know that Palermo had the worst windshear airport in Europe.
My next leg home took me over 200 miles of the Mediterranean to Sardinia.
I got about 50 feet into the air when a 70-knot gust of wind flipped me on my side perpendicular to the runway and aimed me right at an Alitalia passenger jet with 100 passengers awaiting takeoff. I managed to level the plane right before I hit the ground.
I heard the British pilot of the Alitalia jet say on the air, “Well, that was interesting.”
Fire engines flashing lights descended upon me, but I was fine, sitting in my cockpit, admiring the tree that had suddenly sprouted through my port wing.
Then the Carabinieri arrested me for endangering the lives of 100 tourists. Two days later, the Ente Nazionale per l’Aviazione Civile held a hearing and found me innocent, as the windshear could not be foreseen. I think they really liked my hat, as most probably had distant relatives in New York City.
As for the plane, the wreckage was sent back to England by insurance syndicate Lloyds of London, where it was disassembled. Inside the starboard wing tank, they found a rag that the American mechanics in Naples had left by accident.
If I had continued my flight, the rag would have settled over my fuel intake valve, cut off my gas supply, and I would have crashed into the sea and disappeared forever. Ironically, it would have been close to where French author Antoine de St.-Exupery (The Little Prince) crashed his Lockheed P-38 Lightning in 1944.
In the end, the crash only cost me a disk in my back, which I had removed in London and led to my funny walk.
Sometimes, it is better to be lucky than smart.
Antoine de St.-Exupery on the Old 50 Franc Note
Good Luck and Good Trading,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Ingenious writing John in your Monday morning strategy letter. I forwarded it to all my family and kids, and made my 16-year old read it out loud to my wife. I made sure he understood what he was reading. I got choked up by the whole article.
Go Ukraine!
Best regards,
Greg
Las Vegas, NV
With the Volatility Index back down to a bargain of $16, I am getting deluged with emails from readers asking if it is time to start hedging portfolios one more time and buying the iPath S&P 500 VIX Short Term Futures ETN (VXX).
The answer is not yet, but soon, possibly very soon. And here is the anomaly in the market today. Volatility is not reflecting actual short-term movements in the S&P 500.
While we have seen several 200-point moves in the market in the past three weeks, the volatility Index (VIX) has spent only hours over the $20 level. That is because the ($VIX) measures anticipated 30-day volatility, and for the past 30 days, the overall net move in the market has been zero.
They are inquiring at absolutely the wrong time.
And here is the problem. When the (VIX) rises, it usually spikes straight up, and then right back down again. This time, it spiked but has since hung around the $20 level rather than collapse back down. That suggests that there is another leg up to go in volatility until it hits $50 or more before it takes a much-deserved break. That means the stock market has one more sharp selloff left before we hit bottom and bounce.
Markets can ignore trade wars, rising interest rates, rocketing interest rates, and international political instability (Gaza, Ukraine) for a while, but not forever. When the time DOES come to pay the piper, prices will fall and volatility will rocket.
So I am more than usually interested in hedging the downside risk for my trading book. A good rule of thumb is to let the (VIX) sit at a bottom for a week, and then go buy the (VXX). Two weeks is even better. That way, you can ignore expensive and unnecessary time decay.
Which all brings me to the subject at hand.
If you are new to the service and have no longs, you probably should skip this trade and just watch it as a learning experience.
This can also be a great hedge for any long positions we may want to add in the coming weeks, such as in “trade peace” or technology plays.
As I never tire of telling people, no one ever complains when they buy fire insurance and their house doesn’t burn down.
If you are new to this service, don’t freak out. My daily research newsletters are not always about exploring the esoterica of options, or volatility trading.
I’ll let you know when I’m ready to pull the trigger with a Trade Alert.
I am always trying to get better prices.
If you are new to the (VIX) game, please read the educational piece below.
I am one of those cheapskates who buy Christmas ornaments by the bucket load from Costco in January for ten cents on the dollar because my 11-month theoretical return on capital comes close to 1,000%.
I also like buying flood insurance in the middle of the summer drought, when the forecast in California is for endless days of sunshine. That is what we had at the end of July when the (VIX) was plumbing the depths of $12.
Get this one right, and the profits you can realize are spectacular.
It gets better.
If the bottom in volatility exactly coincides with the peak in the stock market that it measures, volatility could be headed back up to the 30% handle, and maybe more.
I double dare you to look at the charts below and tell me this isn’t happening.
Watch carefully for other confirming trends to affirm this trade is unfolding. Those would include a strong dollar, and a weak Japanese yen, Euro, and rising fixed-income instruments of any kind.
Notice that every one of these is happening this week!
Reversion to the mean, anyone?
You may know of this from the many clueless talking heads, beginners, and newbies who call (VIX) the “Fear Index”.
For those of you who have a PhD in higher mathematics from MIT, the (VIX) is simply a weighted blend of prices for a range of option contracts on the S&P 500 index (SPX).
The formula uses a kernel-smoothed estimator that takes as inputs the current market prices for all out-of-the-money calls and puts for the front-month and second-month expirations.
The (VIX) is the square root of the par variance swap rate for a 30-day term initiated today. To get into the pricing of the individual options, please go look up your handy dandy and ever-useful Black-Scholes equation.
You will recall that this is the equation that derives from the Brownian motion of heat transference in metals. Got all that?
For the rest of you who do not possess a PhD in higher mathematics from MIT, and maybe scored a 450 on your math SAT test, or who don’t know what an SAT test is, this is what you need to know.
When the market goes up, the (VIX goes down. When the market goes down, the (VIX) goes up. Period. End of story. Class dismissed.
The (VIX) is expressed in terms of the annualized monthly movement in the S&P 500 (SPX) which, with the (VIX) today at $10, is at $72.54.
So for example, a (VIX) of $10 means that the market expects the index to move 2.89%, or $72.54 S&P 500 points, over the next 30 days.
You get this by calculating $10/3.46 = 2.89%, where the square root of 12 months is 3.46.
The volatility index doesn’t really care which way the stock index moves. If the S&P 500 moves more than the projected 2.89% in ANY direction, you make a profit on your long (VIX) positions.
I am going into this detail because I always get a million questions whenever I raise this subject with volatility-deprived investors.
It gets better.
Futures contracts began trading on the (VIX) in 2004, and options on the futures since 2006.
Since then, these instruments have provided a vital means through which hedge funds control risk in their portfolios, thus providing the “hedge” in hedge fund.
I’m not necessarily advocating a short sale here after markets have lost a staggering $10 trillion in market cap, from $50 trillion down to $40 trillion.
But a single tweet could trigger a 5% rip-your-face-off rally at any time and only then can you have another shot at betting the market will continue its downtrend.
So I am going to review my short-selling school once again so you can witness the spectacular performance that all of these short plays have delivered.
Some asset classes are reflecting the fact that we are already in a full-blown recession, while others are not. In case we DO go into a recession, knowing how to sell short stocks will be a handy skill to have.
It will become essential to be knowledgeable about all the different ways to add downside protection.
While you are all experts in buying stocks, selling them short is another kettle of fish.
I therefore think it is timely to review how to make money when prices are falling. I call it Short Selling School 101.
I don’t think we are going to crash to new lows from here, maybe drop only 10% at worst. So, some of the most aggressive bearish strategies described below won’t be appropriate.
If you have big positions in single stocks, like Apple (AAPL), you can execute the same kind of strategy. Selling short the Apple call options to hedge an existing long in the stock looks like the no-brainer here. You should sell one option contract for every 100 shares.
There is nothing worse than closing the barn door after the horses have bolted or hedging after markets have crashed.
No doubt, you will receive a wealth of short-selling and hedging ideas from your other research sources and the media right at the next market bottom.
That is always how it seems to play out, great closing the barn doors after the horses have bolted.
So I am going to get you out ahead of the curve, putting you through a refresher course on how to best trade falling markets now, while stock prices are still rich.
I’m not saying that you should sell short the market right here. But there will come a time when you will need to do so.
Watch my Trade Alerts for the best market timing. So here are the best ways to profit from declining stock prices, broken down by security type:
Bear ETFs
Of course, the granddaddy of them all is the ProShares Short S&P 500 Fund (SH), a non-leveraged bear ETF that is supposed to match the fall in the S&P 500 point for points on the downside. Hence, a 10% decline in the (SPY) is supposed to generate a 10% gain in the (SH).
In actual practice, it doesn’t work out like that. The ITF has to pay management operating fees and expenses, which can be substantial. After all, nobody works for free.
There is also the “cost of carry,” whereby owners have to pay the price for borrowing and selling short shares. They are also liable for paying the quarterly dividends for the shares they have borrowed, around 2% a year. And then you have to pay the commissions and spread for buying the ETF.
Still, individuals can protect themselves from downside exposure in their core portfolios by buying the (SH) against it (click here for the prospectus). Short selling is not cheap. But it’s better than watching your gains of the past seven years go up in smoke.
Virtual equity indexes now have bear ETFs. Some of the favorites include the (PSQ), a short play on the NASDAQ (click here for the prospectus), and the (DOG), which profits from a plunging Dow Average (click here for the prospectus).
My favorite is the (RWM), a short play on the Russell 2000, which falls 1.5X faster than the big cap indexes in bear markets (click here for the prospectus).
Leveraged Bear ETFs
My favorite is the ProShares Ultra Short S&P 500 (SDS), a 2X leveraged ETF (click here for the prospectus). A 10% decline in the (SPY) generates a 20% profit, maybe.
Keep in mind that by shorting double the market, you are liable for double the cost of shorting, which can total 5% a year or more. This shows up over time in the tracking error against the underlying index. Therefore, you should date, not marry this ETF, or you might be disappointed.
3X Leveraged Bear ETF
The 3X bear ETFs, like the UltraPro Short S&P 500 (SPXU), are to be avoided like the plague (click here for the prospectus).
First, you have to be pretty good to cover the 8% cost of carry embedded in this fund. They also reset the amount of index they are short at the end of each day, creating an enormous tracking error.
Eventually, they all go to zero and have to be periodically redenominated to keep from doing so. Dealing spreads can be very wide, further adding to costs.
Yes, I know the charts can be tempting. Leave these for the professional hedge fund intraday traders for which they are meant.
Buying Put Options
For a small amount of capital, you can buy a ton of downside protection. For example, the April (SPY) $182 puts I bought for $4,872 on Thursday allow me to sell short $145,600 worth of large-cap stocks at $182 (8 X 100 X $6.09).
Go for distant maturities out several months to minimize time decay and damp down daily price volatility. Your market timing better be good with these, because when the market goes against you, put options can go poof and disappear pretty quickly.
That’s why you read this newsletter.
Selling Call Options
One of the lowest-risk ways to coin it in a market heading south is to engage in “buy writes.” This involves selling short-call options against stocks you already own but may not want to sell for tax or other reasons.
If the market goes sideways or falls, and the options expire worthless, then the average cost of your shares is effectively lowered. If the shares rise substantially, they get called away, but at a higher price so you make more money. Then you just buy them back on the next dip. It is a win-win-win.
Selling Futures
This is what the pros do, as futures contracts trade on countless exchanges around the world for every conceivable stock index or commodity. It is easy to hedge out all of the risks for an entire portfolio of shares by simply selling short futures contracts for a stock index.
For example, let’s say you have a portfolio of predominantly large-cap stocks worth $100,000. If you sell a short 1 September 2025 contract for the S&P 500 against it, you will eliminate most of the potential losses for your portfolio in a falling market.
The margin requirement for one contract is only $5,000. However, if you are short, the futures and the market rise, then you have a big problem, and the losses can prove ruinous.
However, most individuals are not set up to trade futures. The educational, financial, and disclosure requirements are beyond mom-and-pop investing for their retirement fund.
Most 401Ks and IRAs don’t permit the inclusion of futures contracts. Only 25% of the readers of this letter trade the futures market. Regulators do whatever they can to keep the uninitiated and untrained away from this instrument.
That said, get the futures markets right, and it is the quickest way to make a fortune, if your market direction is correct.
Buying Volatility
Volatility (VIX) is a mathematical construct derived from how much the S&P 500 moves over the next 30 days. You can gain exposure to it by buying the iPath S&P 500 VIX Short-Term Futures ETN (VXX) or buying call and put options on the (VIX) itself.
If markets fall, volatility rises, and if markets rise, then volatility falls. You can therefore protect a stock portfolio from losses by buying the (VIX).
I have written endlessly about the (VIX) and its implications over the years. For my latest in-depth piece with all the bells and whistles, please read “Buy Flood Insurance With the (VIX)” by clicking here.
Selling Short IPOs
Another way to make money in a down market is to sell short recent initial public offerings. These tend to go down much faster than the main market. That’s because many are held by hot hands, known as “flippers,” and don’t have a broad institutional shareholder base.
Many of the recent ones don’t make money and are based on an as-yet, unproven business model. These are the ones that take the biggest hits.
Individual IPO stocks can be tough to follow to sell short. But one ETF has done the heavy lifting for you. This is the Renaissance IPO ETF (click here for the prospectus). As you can tell from the chart below, (IPO) was a warning that trouble was headed our way since the beginning of March. So far, a 6% drop in the main indexes has generated a 20% fall in (IPO).
Buying Momentum
This is another mathematical creation based on the number of rising days over falling days. Rising markets bring increasing momentum while falling markets produce falling momentum.
So, selling short momentum produces additional protection during the early stages of a bear market. Blackrock has issued a tailor-made ETF to capture just this kind of move through its iShares MSCI Momentum Factor ETF (MTUM). To learn more, please read the prospectus by clicking here.
Buying Beta
Beta, or the magnitude of share price movements, also declines in down markets. So, selling short beta provides yet another form of indirect insurance. The PowerShares S&P 500 High Beta Portfolio ETF (SPHB) is another niche product that captures this relationship.
The Index is compiled, maintained, and calculated by Standard & Poor's and consists of the 100 stocks from the (SPX) with the highest sensitivity to market movements, or beta, over the past 12 months.
The Fund and the Index are rebalanced and reconstituted quarterly in February, May, August, and November. To learn more, read the prospectus by clicking here.
Buying Bearish Hedge Funds
Another subsector that does well in plunging markets is publicly listed bearish hedge funds. There are a couple of these that are publicly listed and have already started to move.
One is the Advisor Shares Active Bear ETF (HDGE) (click here for the prospectus). Keep in mind that this is an actively managed fund, not an index or mathematical relationship, so the volatility could be large.
Oops, Forgot to Hedge
I often get asked why I am still working after 55 years in the stock market.
With five customers calling me this morning to thank me for saving their retirement funds, you might understand why.
It is now clear that in retrospect and with the wisdom of 20/20 hindsight, corporate America flipped the switch on the economy, shutting it off and sending all hiring and investment to a grinding halt. They wanted to wait and see how business would fare under the new Trump regime. We didn’t see this in the data until February.
That’s when I started shouting from the rooftops that we were already in a recession and bear market and that you should sell everything, especially big tech stocks. If you waited until August for the data to confirm this, the move-down will be over.
T-bills, bonds, and gold were the only safe places to park your money. Gold just delivered the best quarter since 1986, up 19%. That month I took my short positions up to 80%, a 17-year high for the Mad Hedge Fund Trader.
Those now look like very wise decisions, with markets suffering their worst two-day crash since 1987, and the bad news has only just started. Option implied volatiles are at five-year highs, and risk positions everywhere are going to hell in a handbasket. Tariff-driven inflation could spike to 10% by next year.
Even securities unrelated to stocks, like junk bonds (JNK), down $6 points in two weeks, were getting thrown out with the bathwater because of margin calls. The Mad Hedge AI Market Timing Index is at a five-year low at a reading of 4. Q1 saw the fastest reversal in market momentum in 38 years.
I even heard an expression new to me: “Hate selling”. That refers to a global disengagement from investment in the US and the return of capital to better-performing foreign markets and currencies. Trump is attacking their countries.
The global nature of the selloff is most disturbing, with every country seeking its stock markets rolling over all at once. That presages a global recession.
Analysts across Wall Street are tearing up their playbooks for 2025 and setting new downside targets as fast as they can like I did in February.
Instead of the $500 billion tax increase I expected tariffs would deliver, we got $1 trillion. The worst forward guidance from corporations since the Great Depression starts next week. Retaliatory 34% tariffs from China hit today, and those from Europe will come soon. Trump has promised retaliation.
That forces me to adjust my downside target for the S&P 500 from $5,000 to $4,500. That is a 26.6% selloff from the February top, or 11% more downside from here. How do we get there? Simply assign the 2019 earnings multiple low of 18 and multiply it by S&P 500 earnings pared back by the trade war from $270 to $250. That gets you to $4,500 in months, if not weeks (18 X $250).
No help is that we entered this crash with valuation highs that have only been seen in 1999 and 1929. The higher the high, the lower the lows that follow.
In fact, there is no bottom to this market.
This forecast is based on historical data and assumes that markets are rational and orderly. But as we all know too well, markets can be anything but rational and orderly once the panic selling and margin calls begin.
Of course, a tweet on social media about negotiations could trigger a massive short-covering rally at any time. In reality, the stock market has been negotiating on behalf of Europe and China quite successfully. The further stocks fall, the greater the pressure on Trump to fold.
Tariffs advertised at the White House announcement left our trading partners scratching their heads because they were completely bogus and were a large multiple of the true tariffs. The person who came up with these cockamamie figures remains anonymous, as they used an arbitrary, obscure formula made up from scratch that had never been seen before by the economic community.
For example, the White House claimed the tariff charged by Vietnam was 90%, when in fact it is 5.5%. The claimed tariff for Taiwan was 64%, while the actual one is 1.7%.
The White House numbers supposedly included a factor for non-tariff barriers. I happen to be an expert in these because Japan was notorious for its non-tariff barriers in the 1970s. For example, import documents have to be submitted in Japanese. Hey, I speak Japanese. All they had to do was ask me! How did they quantify this?
That’s anyone’s guess.
The saddest thing is that this new bear market was not caused by surprise external events as in all others in the past century, but is totally voluntary and self-inflicted. It is actually caused by the false assumptions of conspiracy theorists. But these days, it is the conspiracy theorists who have the upper hand.
Why do we suddenly need an emergency jobs program now, when the country is operating at full employment? Many of those skills needed to man the jobs Trump is trying to take back from China, such as in textiles, clothing, shoes, and toys, haven’t existed in the US for generations. Nor does the machinery.
Some three-quarters of the US trade deficits are offset by a monster surplus in services run up by the likes of Meta (META), Alphabet (GOOGL), Microsoft (MSFT), Oracle (ORCL), and Salesforce (CRM). And if you didn’t already know, the future is in services, not in manufacturing.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t lose a lot of sleep at night worrying about our trade deficit with Vietnam. Trump took what was a great economy and destroyed it in an effort to remake it in his own image. Is this crazy experiment with 20% of your retirement funds cost so far? How about 50%?
No wonder the Republican Party is panicking! Recent elections have shown unprecedented swings by voters away from them, fearful of their 401Ks.
How many factories will return to the US as a result of the tariffs? My bet is none. There will be many announcements but no actual action, as with the first Trump administration.
Labor costs are $5 an hour in Mexico and China, versus $25-$75 an hour in America. We keep the high-paying, high-value-added jobs and send the cheap, dangerous, highly energy-consuming, and high-polluting ones abroad. Foreigners get rich and earn the money to buy our services.
Their government then takes the excess funds and buys US Treasury bonds (China still has $760 billion worth) and finances our deficits with ever-depreciating paper. It is one big mutually enriching cycle. That’s why globalization has worked for 85 years.
The best thing for companies is to now sit on their hands and do nothing and wait out the next four years until a future administration eliminates the tariffs. That’s much cheaper than spending $20 billion on a new factory here which might become useless in four years.
What is a stock market worth that is walled off from the rest of the world that's in recession? Maybe half or less the February peak value, but I’m only guessing.
It might be much worse.
Keep all cash positions in 90-day T-bills and keep all hedges of existing equity portfolios also at a maximum until the stock market can find its own bottom. I’d rather miss the first 10% move and buy on the way up than catch a falling knife right now.
April is now down -7.25% so far due to the explosion in implied volatilities in our hedged positions. A lot of the Friday options prices made no sense and may reflect broker efforts to increase margin requirements. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +6.58% so far in 2025. My trailing one-year return stands at a spectacular +74.93%. That takes my average annualized return to +49.73% and my performance since inception to +758.47%.
It has been another busy week for trading. I used the meltdown to add very deep in-the-money longs in (COST), (NVDA), and (NFLX). I stopped out of an existing (NVDA) long as we approached the upper strike price. I kept my very deep in-the-money long in (TSLA). I also kept my (GLD) long as a hedge.
Some 63 of my 70 round trips, or 90%, were profitable in 2023. Some 74 of 94 trades have been profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.
Try beating that anywhere.
My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment
We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.
Trump Announces Worst-Case Scenario Tariffs, tanking stocks and crypto, with big technology stocks taking the biggest hits. “RISK OFF” assets like gold, silver, bonds, and foreign currencies are soaring. The Dow Average could suffer a 1987-style crash on Monday. Volatility will explode. Duties on Chinese goods were raised to 34%, Europe 20%, and Southeast Asian countries up to 45%. All countries have been hit with high tariffs to avoid transshipments. Retaliation from the world is on the way. It’s another nail in the economy’s coffin, which is now almost certainly in recession. S&P 500 at 5,000 here we come. Is this the day the great depression started? Some $2 trillion in market capitalization was lost today.
Tariffs to Push All Home Prices Higher, as much as 5%, as homebuilders wind down new construction because of higher costs. Drywall comes from Mexico, lumber from Canada, and 10% of the workforce are immigrants. It could explain the recent improvement in existing home sales.
Jobless Claims Hit Three-Year High. Continuing claims, a proxy for the number of people receiving benefits, increased to 1.9 million in the week ended March 22, slightly higher than economists expected. Those applications have been hovering just under that level for several months now. Meanwhile, initial claims dipped last week, to 219,000, according to Labor Department data released Thursday.
Auto Loan Defaults Hit 21-Year High, with 6.5% of subprime borrowers at least 60 days overdue on payments. It is the largest default rate since data began collection in 1994. Yet another recession indicator.
Tesla Sales Fall off a Cliff, down 13% on the quarter, its weakest performance in nearly three years, as backlash to CEO Elon Musk's embrace of far-right politics grows and as consumers seek out newer models from rival electric-vehicle makers. The EV maker's stumbling sales indicate that the one-time leading brand is reeling from the fallout of the company not refreshing its vehicle lineup in years, and Musk's foray into politics in the United States and Europe. The company posted weak sales in numerous European markets and China, even as more consumers are opting for EVs. Sell (TSLA) on rallies.
Global Sentiment is collapsing, over trade wars and recession fears. Business sentiment among big Japanese manufacturers worsened in the three months to March, a central bank survey showed on Tuesday, a sign escalating trade tensions were already taking a toll on the export-reliant economy. Auto exports to the US are a major support for the Japanese economy, which is an American ally. A global contagion is afoot.
US Dollar Declines as a Reserve Currency, in the last quarter of 2024 while the percentage of actual dollars held as reserve ticked up, IMF data showed on Monday. Dollar-equivalent amounts dropped also among holdings in euro, pound sterling, yuan, yen, Swiss franc, and Australian and Canadian dollars, with only the latter showing a tick up in the percentage of holdings, the IMF's Currency Composition of Official Foreign Exchange Reserves (COFER) data showed. The end of American exceptionalism means a cheaper greenback.
Vaccine Stocks Get Nailed, as the FDA moves the eliminate the vaccine establishment. Expect stocks to fall and disease to rise. The Food and Drug Administration's top vaccine official, Peter Marks, has been forced to resign, the most high-profile exit at the regulator as the Trump administration undertakes an overhaul of federal health agencies.
Gold Stocks in Comex Warehouses Hit Record highs, due to the risk of import tariffs curtailing shipments to the United States from other countries. Latest data from Comex, part of CME Group, shows gold stored in its warehouses in the United States at an all-time high of 43.3 million troy ounces worth $135 billion at current prices compared with 17.1 million in November. Spot gold prices surged past $3,100 per ounce to a fresh record high on Monday. Bullion is up 19% so far this year after rising 27% in 2024. Buy (GLD) on dips.
On Monday, April 7, at 8:30 AM EST, the Used Car Prices are announced.
On Tuesday, April 8, at 8:30 AM, the NFIB Business Optimism Index is released.
On Wednesday, April 9, at 1:00 PM, the FOMC Minutes are published.
On Thursday, April 10, at 8:30 AM EST, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed. We also get the Consumer Price Index and Inflation Rate.
On Friday, April 11, at 8:30 EST, the Producer Price Index for March is printed. We also get the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.
As for me, with the 38th anniversary of the 1987 crash coming up this year, when shares dove 20% in one day, I thought I’d part with a few memories.
I was in Paris visiting Morgan Stanley’s top banking clients, who back then were making a major splash in Japanese equity warrants, my particular area of expertise.
When we walked into our last appointment, I casually asked how the market was doing (Paris is six hours ahead of New York). We were told the Dow Average was down a record 300 points. Stunned, I immediately asked for a private conference room so I could call the equity trading desk in New York to buy some stock.
A woman answered the phone, and when I said I wanted to buy, she burst into tears and threw the handset down on the floor. Redialing found all transatlantic lines jammed.
I never bought my stock, nor did I find out who picked up the phone. I grabbed a taxi to Charles de Gaulle airport and flew my twin Cessna as fast as the turbocharged engines took me back to London, breaking every known air traffic control rule.
By the time I got back, the Dow had closed down 512 points. Then I learned that George Soros asked us to bid on a $250 million blind portfolio of US stocks after the close. He said he had also solicited bids from Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch, JP Morgan, and Solomon Brothers, and would call us back if we won.
We bid 10% below the final closing prices for the lot. Ten minutes later, he called us back and told us we won the auction. How much did the others bid? He told us that we were the only ones who bid at all!
Then you heard that great sucking sound.
Oops!
What has never been disclosed to the public is that after the close, Morgan Stanley received a margin call from the exchange for $100 million, as volatility had gone through the roof, as did every firm on Wall Street. We ordered JP Morgan to send the money from our account immediately. Then they lost the wire transfer!
After some harsh words at the top, it was found. That’s when I discovered the wonderful world of Fed wire numbers.
The next morning, the Dow continued its plunge, but after an hour managed a U-turn, and launched on a monster rally that lasted for the rest of the year. We made $75 million on that one trade from Soros.
It was the worst investment decision I have seen in the markets in 53 years, executed by its most brilliant player. Go figure. Maybe it was George’s risk control discipline kicking in?
At the end of the month, we then took a $75 million hit on our share of the British Petroleum privatization because Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher refused to postpone the issue, believing that the banks had already made too much money.
That gave Morgan Stanley’s equity division a break-even P&L for the month of October 1987, the worst in market history. Even now, I refuse to gas up at a BP station on the very rare occasions I am driving a rental internal combustion engine from Enterprise.
My Quotron Screen on 1987 Crash Day
Good Luck and Good Trading,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the April 2 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar, broadcast from Incline Village, NV.
Q: Why are there days when both bonds and interest rates are going up?
A: Well, there is a tug-of-war going on in the bond market. When recession fears are the dominant theme of the day, interest rates go down and bond prices go up. Remember, it's an inverse relationship. When the deficit and inflation are the big fears and you get those on the inflation announcement days—we get three or four of those a month—then interest rate goes up and bonds go down. That will be a big driver of stock prices because they are very sensitive to interest rates always.
Q: Do you think Tesla (TSLA) has hit bottom?
A: I don't think so. I think the declining sales continue. I think the Tesla brand has been severely damaged as long as Elon Musk stays in politics. Also, no one buys cars in recessions—sorry, but that is the last thing that people or companies want to buy is a brand-new car.
Q: What will happen to the smaller EV makers?
A: They will all go bankrupt. You know, unless they have a very rich uncle like Lucin Group (LCID) does—Saudi Arabia can keep pumping money in there forever. Amazon owns a big piece of Rivian Motors (RIVN) I don't think any of the small EV makers will make it because they now have Tesla to compete against.
Q: Do you have any way to short restaurant stocks as an industry?
A: I don't know of a single industry ETF for restaurants only. Restaurants are not an industry I have spent a lot of time studying because the margins are so low. I prefer a 70% margin to a 3% margin ones. There are a lot of things like consumer discretionary, so you just have to go shopping in the ETF world. There are more than 3,000 listed ETFs these days in every conceivable subsector of the economy, more than there are listed stocks, so there might be something out there somewhere. Yes, you are correct in wanting to short restaurants going into a recession as well as airlines, rental car companies, and hotels, but these things are already down a lot—you know, 40% or so. So, be careful shorting after these things have already had enormous declines in a very short time.
Q: Will the recession cause Democrats to win midterm elections?
A: If I were a betting man—and of course I'm not, I only go after sure things, —I would say yes. But, you know, 18 months might as well be 18 years in the political world. So, who knows what will happen? Suffice it to say that yesterday's election results were overwhelmingly positive for the Democrats and represent a very strong “no vote” for Trump policies and Musk policies. Even in Florida where they won, the victory margin shrank from 35% six months ago to 12%. That is an enormous swing in the electorate away from Republicans, and that's why the Republicans are very nervous about any election. That's why the Texas governor is blocking a by-election there. He’s afraid he’ll lose.
Q: Is Tesla (TSLA) toast for good?
A: If Elon Musk went back to Silicon Valley and just managed Tesla and kept his mouth shut on non-Tesla issues, I bet the stock would double from these levels over the medium term. So yes, it just depends on how much Elon Musk wants his $200 billion back. That's how much he's lost on the stock depreciation since December.
Q: Is it time to short Delta Air Lines (DAL)?
A: You kind of missed the boat. No point in closing the barn door after the horses have bolted. This was a great short in February, and the same with hotels and rail companies. So be careful of your biggest recession indicators; they have all already collapsed and are more likely to bounce along the bottom.
Q: What are the probabilities that the tariff war could backfire, and we end up with massive job losses and a shortage of goods?
A: Actually, that is the most likely outcome. In my humble opinion, we know big layoffs are coming already. Prices are going to go up, so people will buy less. And prices will go up a lot because of the tariffs, so it's the perfect, perfect economy destruction strategy. And of course, that all feeds directly into the stock market.
Q: Do you think a 10% decline is enough to reflect all of that?
A: Absolutely not. More like down 20% or down 30% to discount the destruction of the economy—some say by half. So, that's an easy question to answer.
Q: Do you think Palantir (PLTR) will recover from this dip?
A: Only when government spending resumes. That could happen sooner once we get some clarity on where the government is actually going to spend its money. Palantir claims they can save masses of money for the government by getting it just to use their software, and a lot of companies are making that claim, like Arthur Anderson, who also had all their contracts axed. So, we don't know. “We don't know” is the most commonly heard expression in the country today. We just don't know what's going to happen.
Q: And is Palantir (PLTR) cheap after a 40% sell-off?
A: No. It's still incredibly expensive and that is the concern.
Q: Is crypto a good short-term bet in this type of high volatility?
A: No, it's not. It's a horrible bet. A 10% decline in the S&P 500 delivered a 30% decline in crypto. If we drop another 10%, you can expect crypto to drop another 30%. You know, it's like a 3x long NASDAQ ETF. That's how it's behaving. So, I watch it very carefully as a risk indicator. If we get a substantial rally, I'm looking to short the big players in crypto, which would be MicroStrategy (MSTR) and ProShares Bitcoin Strategy ETF (BITO). Looking for a good short there or at least to write calls. The call premiums are extremely high on all these crypto plays—sometimes they're 84%.
Q: How much more inflation can the economy handle before we are in a deep recession?
A: Well, I think we're in recession now. Almost every inflation indicator is pointing to lots of upside and, of course, the tariffs haven't even started yet. They start today, and it'll take at least a month or two to see what the actual impact of the tariffs will be on local prices.
Q: Why do you think the tariffs will be damaging to the economy?
A: Virtually every economist in the world has agreed that the trade wars of the 1930s were a major cause of the Great Depression, but not the sole cause. The only economists that have changed their minds now are the ones that have just gotten Trump appointments. I mean, that's it, clear and simple. You raise the price, you get less demand—basic supply and demand economics. I'm not inventing anything new here. It’s basic economics 101.
Q: Here's a good question that has puzzled people for a century: If Copper is up, why is Freeport McMoRan (FCX) down?
A: Freeport is a stock first and a commodity producer second. When stocks crash, people flee to commodities, and that is what is happening. Chinese are buying up copper ingots as a gold alternative, and people are dumping Freeport because it's in an index. Some 80% of all the selling is index selling. So if you're in that index, your stock goes down regardless of your individual fundamentals. Whether it's a good company or not, whether your earnings are expanding or not, I'm seeing this happen in lots of other great companies.
Q: Is gold (GLD) subject to 25% import duties? What will that do to the pricing of gold?
A: Physical gold got an exemption, so it is not. However, gold stocks in COMEX warehouses in New York hit record highs as the managers rushed to bring in gold to beat the tariffs to meet the ETF demand in the United States. So there’s a lot of turmoil in that market, as there are in all markets now—people trying to beat the tariffs. By the way, I bought all the computer equipment my company needs for the rest of this year in order to beat the tariff increases because all my Apple (AAPL) stuff comes from China and they're looking at 60% tariffs.
Q: If the silver (SLV) does go to a new all-time high, does that mean the S&P 500 is going to an all-time high?
A: No, if anything (SPY) goes to a multi-year low. We may be losing a generation of stock investors here. That puts silver within easy range at $50.
Q: Will biotech stocks shift because of the policy changes?
A: They're losing their government research funding, the authorization process for new drug approvals has had sand thrown at it. Time delays have been greatly extended on new approvals and suffice to say, the leadership does not have the confidence of the industry, and biotech stocks are doing horribly. You know, when you appoint someone to head a department whose main job is to dismantle that department, that's generally really horrible for the industry, especially when the industry is dependent so much on government grants for research. We are losing a generation of new scientists. That puts off any cures for cancer, Alzheimer’s, or diabetes into the far future.
To watch a replay of this webinar with all the charts, bells, whistles, and classic rock music, just log in to www.madhedgefundtrader.com, go to MY ACCOUNT, click on GLOBAL TRADING DISPATCH, TECHNOLOGY LETTER, or JACQUIE'S POST, then WEBINARS, and all the webinars from the last 12 years are there in all their glory.
Good Luck and Good Trading,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
I just received an excited text message from an excited Concierge client. His long position in the (NVDA) April 17 2025 $90-$95 vertical bull call debit spread had just been called away. That meant he would receive the maximum profit a full 10 trading days before the April 17 option expiration. Whoever called away the option ended up eating all of the remaining premium.
With the heightened volatility today, I am seeing an increasing number of options positions assigned or called away.
I know all of this may sound confusing at first. But once you get the hang of it, this is the greatest way to make money since sliced bread.
I still have three positions left in my model trading portfolio that are deep in-the-money, and about to expire in 10 trading days on the April 17 options expiration day. Those are the
(NVDA) 4/$90-$95 call spread 10.00%
(COST) 4/$840-$850 call spread 10.00%
(TSLA) 4/$160/$170 put spread 10.00%
That opens up a set of risks unique to these positions.
I call it the “Screw up risk.”
As long as the markets maintain current levels, this position will expire at its maximum profit value.
There is a heightened probability that your short position in the options may get called away.
Although the return for those calling away your options is very small, this is how to handle these events.
If exercised, brokers are required by law to email you immediately.
If it happens, there is only one thing to do: fall down on your knees and thank your lucky stars. You have just made the maximum possible profit for your position instantly.
Most of you have short-option positions, although you may not realize it. For when you buy an in-the-money vertical option spread, it contains two elements: a long option and a short option.
The short options can get “assigned,” or “called away” at any time, as it is owned by a third party, the one you initially sold the put option to when you initiated the position.
You have to be careful here because the inexperienced can blow their newfound windfall if they take the wrong action, so here’s how to handle it correctly.
Let’s say you get an email from your broker telling you that your call options have been assigned away.
I’ll use the example of the Berkshire Hathaway (BRK/B) from last August $405-$415 in-the-money vertical Bull Call spread since so many of you had these.
For what the broker had done in effect is allow you to get out of your call spread position at the maximum profit point 11 days before the August 16 expiration date.
In other words, what you bought for $8.70 on July 12 is now worth $10.00, giving you a near-instant profit of $1,300 or 14.94% in only 11 trading days.
All you have to do is call your broker and instruct them to “exercise your long position in your (BRK/B) August 16 $405 calls to close out your short position in the (BRK/B) August $410 calls.”
You must do this in person. Brokers are not allowed to exercise options automatically, on their own, without your expressed permission.
You also must do this the same day that you receive the exercise notice.
This is a perfectly hedged position. The name, the ticker symbol, the number of shares, and the number of contracts are all identical, so you have no exposure at all.
Call options are a right to buy shares at a fixed price before a fixed date, and one option contract is exercisable into 100 shares.
Short positions usually only get called away for dividend-paying stocks or interest-paying ETFs like the (BRK/B). There are strategies out there that try to capture dividends the day before they are payable. Exercising an option is one way to do that.
Weird stuff like this happens in the run-up to options expirations like we have coming.
A call owner may need to sell a long (BRK/B) position after the close, and exercising his long (BRK/B) call, which you are short, is the only way to execute it.
Adequate shares may not be available in the market, or maybe a limit order didn’t get done by the market close.
There are thousands of algorithms out there that may arrive at some twisted logic that the puts need to be exercised.
Many require a rebalancing of hedges at the close every day which can be achieved through option exercises.
And yes, options even get exercised by accident. There are still a few humans left in this market to blow it by writing shoddy algorithms.
And here’s another possible outcome in this process.
Your broker will call you to notify you of an option called away, and then give you the wrong advice on what to do about it.
There is a further annoying complication that leads to a lot of confusion. Lately, brokers have resorted to sending you warnings that exercises MIGHT happen to help mitigate their own legal liability.
They do this even when such an exercise has zero probability of happening, such as with a short call option in a LEAPS that has a year or more left until expiration. Just ignore these, or call your broker and ask them to explain.
This generates tons of commissions for the broker but is a terrible thing for the trader to do from a risk point of view, such as generating a loss by the time everything is closed and netted out.
There may not even be an evil motive behind the bad advice. Brokers are not investing a lot in training staff these days. In fact, I think I’m the last one they really did train.
Avarice could have been an explanation here but I think stupidity and poor training and low wages are much more likely.
Brokers have so many ways to steal money legally that they don’t need to resort to the illegal kind.
This exercise process is now fully automated at most brokers but it never hurts to follow up with a phone call if you get an exercise notice. Mistakes do happen.
Some may also send you a link to a video of what to do about all this.
If any of you are the slightest bit worried or confused by all of this, come out of your position RIGHT NOW at a small profit! You should never be worried or confused about any position tying up YOUR money.
Professionals do these things all day long and exercises become second nature, just another cost of doing business.
If you do this long enough, eventually you get hit. I bet you don’t.
Calling All Options!