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The 13 New Trading Rules for 2025

Diary, Newsletter

I’m sitting here at my Lake Tahoe lakefront mansion watching the Dow Average open down 700 points from its Friday intraday high.

It is one of those perfect picture postcard days, with a blue sky and cobalt lake. The fields outside are covered with snow crystals sparkling in the sunshine.

In these heart-stopping trading conditions, it is more important for me to teach you how to avoid doing the wrong thing than pursuing the right thing.

I am therefore going to introduce my 13 Rules for Trading in 2025. Tape them to the top of your computer monitor, commit them to memory, and maintain iron discipline.

They will save your wealth, if not your health. Here they are:

1) Dump all hubris, pretensions, and stubbornness. It will only cost you money.

2) The market is always right, even if all the prices appear wrong.

3) Only buy the pukeouts and sell the euphoria. Do anything in the middle, and you will get whipsawed.

4) Outright calls and puts are offering a far better risk/reward right now than vertical bull call and bear put spreads, which have a built-in short volatility element. It is also better to buy stocks and ETFs outright with a tight stop loss. This won’t last forever.

5) If you do trade spreads, you can no longer run them into expiration. If you have a nice profit, take it, don’t hang on to the last 30 basis points, even if it means paying more commission. The world could end three times, and then recover three times before the monthly expiration date rolls around.

6) Tighten up your stop loss limits. Not losing money is the key to winning in this market. There is nothing worse than having to dig yourself out of a hole. Don’t run hemorrhaging losses.

7) Buy every foreign crisis and sell every recovery. It really makes no difference to assets here in the US.

8) Several asset classes are becoming untradeable for long periods oil, and gas). Stay away and stick to the asset classes that are working (stocks and gold).

9) Keep positions small enough to sleep well at night. The doubled volatility will make up for your reduced risk. This is not the time to get greedy and bet the ranch.

10) Turn off the TV and just look at your screens and data. Public entertainers have no idea what the market is going to do, especially if their last job was sports reporting. Their job is to get you to watch the ads for General Motors and Interactive Brokers.

11) As the bull market in stocks enters its fifth year, too many traders, analysts, and strategists have become complacent. You are going to have to work for your crust of bread this year. This is an earnings, technology, and cash flow-driven bull, not a QE-driven momentum one.

12) It is clear that more money was allocated to high-frequency traders this year. That is driving the new, breakneck volatility, increasing stopouts. A sneeze now generates a 500-point intraday move.

13) It is no accident these tempestuous conditions are occurring in an election year. Some $10 billion will be spent on media convincing you how terrible this is. But over the long term, the stock market goes up 80% of the time.

Oh, and you better change your password from 12345 to DKFGGIDKFOKBJGELXPEVJBKDLKFBBJFCJCKVLBKGTY69!, and hope that the 69 doesn’t give you away. AI hackers are getting close.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

 

 

 

 

Martin B26 Marauder

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September 11, 2024

Diary, Newsletter, Summary

Global Market Comments
September 11, 2024
Fiat Lux

 

Featured Trade:

(TESTIMONIAL)

(WHY DOCTORS, PILOTS, AND ENGINEERS MAKE TERRIBLE TRADERS)

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april@madhedgefundtrader.com

Testimonial

Diary, Newsletter, Testimonials

Hello John!

Enclosed please find a bonus check for $10,000 on top of my regular Concierge fee. I have done so well this year I feel I owe it to you.

I look forward to our next meeting. I’m hoping to finish up my paperwork so I can focus on full-time trading. My intention is to focus on the John Thomas Way and complete my MHFT education through your mentorship and travel experiences.

Good Times, great trades, and much fun ahead.

Bill
Mill Valley, CA

 

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Why Doctors, Pilots, and Engineers Make Terrible Traders

Diary, Newsletter

At my last Global Strategy Luncheon, I had the pleasure of sitting next to an anesthesiologist who was a long-time reader of my research.

As much as he loved my service, he confided in me that his trading results were awful.

I told him I knew why.

Doctors, scientists, aircraft pilots, and even anesthesiologists all share the same problem.

As smart as they are to plow through 12 years of college studying subjects of mind-numbing difficulty, obtaining MD’s, PhD’s, and ATPL licenses, they are terrible when it comes to trading their own stock portfolios.

A doctor friend once confessed to me that as fast as he was taking money in at his seven-digit a-year private practice, he was shoveling it out the door in trading and investment losses.

And if he got mad at it, or grew stubborn, the losses then compounded. He considered it a disease, like a gambling addiction.

I have to admit that I once suffered from the same malady, as I was originally trained as a scientist and mathematician. That is until I identified my problem and dealt with it.

And here is the dilemma.

Science, medicine, and flying high-performance aircraft all require tremendous degrees of precision. The practitioners have to be exactly right about everything all the time.

If they aren’t, people die.

Let me give you some examples.

I happen to know that the daily dosage for the heart drug, Digitalis, is 0.25 mg per day. If you accidentally raise that to 0.50 mg, you die, especially if you have a small body weight.

I also happen to know that the stall speed of a Boeing 787 Dreamliner is 125 miles per hour. At 126 miles per hour, everything is fine.

But at 124 miles per hour, you risk stalling on approach, crashing, and killing everyone aboard, especially if it is hot and humid, wind shear is present, you are overweight, or at high altitude.

So as far as doctors are concerned, the premium is on precision.

This absolutely does NOT work in the stock market, which is anything BUT precise.

For precision means buying stocks at their perfect absolute lows and selling them at the perfect top ticky highs. The problem is that this is impossible.

I have been trading stocks for almost 60 years and can think of only a handful of times when I nailed the perfect highs and lows. When I did, it was purely because of random chance, by accident.

By insisting on perfection in his stock execution, doctors miss every trade. They then get frustrated and chase the market, throwing all discipline out the window. This is where the losses ensue.

I can almost see the knowing nods of agreement out there.

It gets worse.

Doctors are used to working with a perfect set of facts, a lab report, a pulse rate, a temperature, or an MRI scan.

In the stock market, you have to deal with the fog of war. The facts you have at hand may or may not be true. New, contradictory information is getting dumped on you all day long. And the guy on TV is usually telling you the exact opposite of what you should be doing.

Most talking heads on the boob tube are in fact failed traders. If they really knew how to make money they would be locked up in a dark, windowless room somewhere grinding out the dollars by the millions.

There is another important factor. If only numbers determined stock market success CPAs would be making the most money. They don’t. The stock market is a combination of numbers and emotions and you have to succeed at both to prosper. And while they offer master’s degrees and PhDs in every kind of numerical pursuit, they don’t in emotions. Only 60 years of experience can do that, as I have.

After a couple of decades, you get used to operating in a world of uncertainty. In fact, you thrive on it. You learn which information sources to trust and which ones to ignore when the fur starts to fly. After much practice, you learn how to make the right decision when push comes to shove.

Unless doctors work in an emergency room or in combat with the military, they don’t get to learn how to make decisions in the fog of war. To them, markets all seem like a mass of confusing and conflicting information. For the perfectionist, it’s their worst nightmare.

No wonder they lose money.

So doctors have three choices when it comes to their investment portfolio.

They can index, balance stocks against bonds, and get used to subpar returns.

They can hand it over to a professional financial advisor, out of harm’s way.

Or they can learn the tricks of the trade that I have, which is the purpose of this newsletter. If you learned from my own half-century plus accumulation of mistakes, you don’t have to repeat them yourself.

Your portfolio will love it!

Now that I have your attention, I have this pain in my back that keeps bothering me….

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September 11, 2024 - Quote of the Day

Diary, Newsletter, Quote of the Day

"Only losers average losers," said my friend and former client, trading legend Paul Tudor Jones.

 

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September 10, 2024

Diary, Newsletter, Summary

Global Market Comments
September 10, 2024
Fiat Lux

 

Featured Trade:

(IF YOU SELL IN MAY AND GO AWAY, WHAT TO DO IN SEPTEMBER?)
(ONSHORING: THE NEW GLOBAL TREND)

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If You Sell in May and Go Away, What to do in April?

Diary, Newsletter

That is the conundrum facing traders, investors, and individuals as we enter the home stretch for the year. For some hedge fund managers, Q3 2024 is clearly turning into the quarter from hell. 

I have been in the market for almost six decades, long enough to collect an encyclopedia's worth of words of wisdom. One of my favorites has always been “Sell in May and Go Away.” On close inspection, you’ll find there is more than a modicum of truth in this time-worn expression.

Refer to your handy Stock Traders Almanac and you’ll find that for the last 50 years, the index yielded a paltry 1% return annually from May to October. From November to April, it brought in a far healthier 7% return.

This explains why you find me with my shoulder to the grindstone during the winter, and jetting about from Baden-Baden to Monte Carlo and Zermatt in the summers. Take away the holidays and this is really a four-month-a-year job.

My friends at StockCharts.com put together the data from the last ten years, and the conclusions on the chart below are pretty undeniable. They have marked every May with a red arrow and Novembers with green arrows.

What is unusual this year is that we went into September with markets at all-time highs and on top of a prodigious 11% gain in the S&P 500 (SPY), one of the sturdiest moves in history. History also shows that the bigger the move going into such a peak, the more savage the correction that follows. From my other profession the term “Bombs away” comes to mind.

Being a long-time student of the American, and indeed, the world economy, I have long had a theory behind the regularity of this cycle. It’s enough to base a pagan religion around, like the once-practicing Druids at Stonehenge.

Up until the 1920’s, we had an overwhelmingly agricultural economy which accounted for 50% of our GDP. Farmers were always in maximum financial distress in the fall, when their outlays for seed, fertilizer, and labor were at a peak, but they had yet to earn any income from the sale of their crops. They had to all borrow at once, placing a large call on the financial system as a whole. This is why we have seen so many stock market crashes in October. Once the system swallows this lump, it's nothing but green lights for six months.

Once the cycle was set and easily identifiable by low-end computer algorithms, the trend became a self-fulfilling prophecy, even though only 2% of our economy comes from agriculture. Yes, it may be disturbing to learn that we ardent stock market practitioners may in fact be the high priests of a strange set of beliefs. But hey, some people will do anything to outperform the market.

 

Bombs Away?

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DougD

Onshoring: the New Global Trend

Diary, Newsletter

By now, we have all become experts in offshoring, the practice whereby American companies relocate manufacturing jobs overseas to take advantage of low wages, missing unions, the lack of regulation, and the paucity of environmental controls. The strategy has been by far the largest source of new profits enjoyed by big companies for the past two decades. It has also been blamed for losses of US jobs, with some estimates reaching as high as 25 million.

When offshoring first started 50 years ago, it was a total no-brainer.  Wages were sometimes 95% cheaper than those at home. The cost savings were so great that you could amortize your total capital costs in as little as two years. So American electronics makers began filing overseas to Singapore, Thailand, Hong Kong, Taiwan, South Korea, and the Philippines. After the US normalized relations with China 50 years ago, the action moved there and found that labor was even cheaper.

Then, a funny thing happens. After 40 years of falling real American wages and soaring Chinese wages, offshoring isn’t such a great deal anymore. The average Chinese laborer earned $100 a year in 1977. Today, it is $6,563, and $24,000 for trained technicians, with total compensation rising 20% a year. At this rate, US and Chinese wages will reach parity in about 10 years.

But wages won’t have to reach parity for onshoring to accelerate in a meaningful way. Investing in China is still not without risks. Managing a global supply chain is no piece of cake on a good day. Asian countries still lack much of the infrastructure that we take for granted here. Natural disasters like earthquakes, fires, and tidal waves can have a hugely disruptive impact on a manufacturing system that is in effect a highly tuned, incredibly complex watch.

There are also far larger political risks in keeping a large chunk of our manufacturing base in the Middle Kingdom than most Americans realize. With the US fleet and the Chinese military playing an endless game of chicken off the Tawan coast, we are one mid-air collision away from a major diplomatic incident. Protectionism constantly threatens to boil over in the US, whether it is over the dumping of chicken feet, tires, or the latest, solar cells.

This is what the visits to the Foxconn factory by Apple’s CEO, Tim Cook, are all about. Be nice to the workers there, let them work only 8 hours a day instead of 16, let them unionize, and guess what? Work will come back to the US all the faster. This week, the Chinese press was ripe with speculation that Apple-induced reforms might spread to the rest of the country like wildfire.

The impact of a real onshoring move on the US economy would be huge. Some economists estimate that as many as 10%-30% of the jobs lost to offshoring could return. At the high end, this could amount to 8 million jobs. That would cut our unemployment rate down by half, at least. It added $20-$60 billion in GDP per year, or up to 0.4% in economic growth per year. It would also lead to a much stronger dollar, rising stocks, and lower bond prices. Is this what the stock market is trying to tell us, rising by 34% off the October lows?

Who would be the biggest beneficiaries of an onshoring trend? Si! Ole! Mexico, which took the biggest hit when China started soaking up all the low-wage jobs in the world. After that, the industrial Midwest has to figure pretty large, especially in gutted Michigan. With real estate prices there below their 1992 lows, if there is a market at all, you know that doing business there costs a fraction of what it did 20 years ago.

 

I Hear They're Offering $2 an Hour Across the Street

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DougD

September 10, 2024 - Quote of the Day

Diary, Newsletter, Quote of the Day

“The only surprise to me is that so many people were surprised,” said Nobel Prize winning economist Joseph Stiglitz, about the financial crisis he predicted.

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September 9, 2024

Diary, Newsletter, Summary

Global Market Comments
September 9, 2024
Fiat Lux

 

Featured Trade:

(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or SEPTEMBER LIVES UP TO ITS REPUTATION)
(COPX), (USO), (ARE), (UUP), (TLT), (JNK), (GLD), (SPY), (NASD), ($VIX)

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