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April 4 Biweekly Strategy Webinar Q&A

Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the April 2 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar, broadcast from Incline Village, NV.

Q: Why are there days when both bonds and interest rates are going up?

A: Well, there is a tug-of-war going on in the bond market. When recession fears are the dominant theme of the day, interest rates go down and bond prices go up. Remember, it's an inverse relationship. When the deficit and inflation are the big fears and you get those on the inflation announcement days—we get three or four of those a month—then interest rate goes up and bonds go down. That will be a big driver of stock prices because they are very sensitive to interest rates always.

Q: Do you think Tesla (TSLA) has hit bottom?

A: I don't think so. I think the declining sales continue. I think the Tesla brand has been severely damaged as long as Elon Musk stays in politics. Also, no one buys cars in recessions—sorry, but that is the last thing that people or companies want to buy is a brand-new car.

Q: What will happen to the smaller EV makers?

A: They will all go bankrupt. You know, unless they have a very rich uncle like Lucin Group (LCID) does—Saudi Arabia can keep pumping money in there forever. Amazon owns a big piece of Rivian Motors (RIVN) I don't think any of the small EV makers will make it because they now have Tesla to compete against.

Q: Do you have any way to short restaurant stocks as an industry?

A: I don't know of a single industry ETF for restaurants only. Restaurants are not an industry I have spent a lot of time studying because the margins are so low. I prefer a 70% margin to a 3% margin ones. There are a lot of things like consumer discretionary, so you just have to go shopping in the ETF world. There are more than 3,000 listed ETFs these days in every conceivable subsector of the economy, more than there are listed stocks, so there might be something out there somewhere. Yes, you are correct in wanting to short restaurants going into a recession as well as airlines, rental car companies, and hotels, but these things are already down a lot—you know, 40% or so. So, be careful shorting after these things have already had enormous declines in a very short time.

Q: Will the recession cause Democrats to win midterm elections?

A: If I were a betting man—and of course I'm not, I only go after sure things, —I would say yes. But, you know, 18 months might as well be 18 years in the political world. So, who knows what will happen? Suffice it to say that yesterday's election results were overwhelmingly positive for the Democrats and represent a very strong “no vote” for Trump policies and Musk policies. Even in Florida where they won, the victory margin shrank from 35% six months ago to 12%. That is an enormous swing in the electorate away from Republicans, and that's why the Republicans are very nervous about any election. That's why the Texas governor is blocking a by-election there. He’s afraid he’ll lose.

Q: Is Tesla (TSLA) toast for good?

A: If Elon Musk went back to Silicon Valley and just managed Tesla and kept his mouth shut on non-Tesla issues, I bet the stock would double from these levels over the medium term. So yes, it just depends on how much Elon Musk wants his $200 billion back. That's how much he's lost on the stock depreciation since December.

Q: Is it time to short Delta Air Lines (DAL)?

A: You kind of missed the boat. No point in closing the barn door after the horses have bolted. This was a great short in February, and the same with hotels and rail companies. So be careful of your biggest recession indicators; they have all already collapsed and are more likely to bounce along the bottom.

Q: What are the probabilities that the tariff war could backfire, and we end up with massive job losses and a shortage of goods?

A: Actually, that is the most likely outcome. In my humble opinion, we know big layoffs are coming already. Prices are going to go up, so people will buy less. And prices will go up a lot because of the tariffs, so it's the perfect, perfect economy destruction strategy. And of course, that all feeds directly into the stock market.

Q: Do you think a 10% decline is enough to reflect all of that?

A: Absolutely not. More like down 20% or down 30% to discount the destruction of the economy—some say by half. So, that's an easy question to answer.

Q: Do you think Palantir (PLTR) will recover from this dip?

A: Only when government spending resumes. That could happen sooner once we get some clarity on where the government is actually going to spend its money. Palantir claims they can save masses of money for the government by getting it just to use their software, and a lot of companies are making that claim, like Arthur Anderson, who also had all their contracts axed. So, we don't know. “We don't know” is the most commonly heard expression in the country today. We just don't know what's going to happen.

Q: And is Palantir (PLTR) cheap after a 40% sell-off?

A: No. It's still incredibly expensive and that is the concern.

Q: Is crypto a good short-term bet in this type of high volatility?

A: No, it's not. It's a horrible bet. A 10% decline in the S&P 500 delivered a 30% decline in crypto. If we drop another 10%, you can expect crypto to drop another 30%. You know, it's like a 3x long NASDAQ ETF. That's how it's behaving. So, I watch it very carefully as a risk indicator. If we get a substantial rally, I'm looking to short the big players in crypto, which would be MicroStrategy (MSTR) and ProShares Bitcoin Strategy ETF (BITO). Looking for a good short there or at least to write calls. The call premiums are extremely high on all these crypto plays—sometimes they're 84%.

Q: How much more inflation can the economy handle before we are in a deep recession?

A: Well, I think we're in recession now. Almost every inflation indicator is pointing to lots of upside and, of course, the tariffs haven't even started yet. They start today, and it'll take at least a month or two to see what the actual impact of the tariffs will be on local prices.

Q: Why do you think the tariffs will be damaging to the economy?

A: Virtually every economist in the world has agreed that the trade wars of the 1930s were a major cause of the Great Depression, but not the sole cause. The only economists that have changed their minds now are the ones that have just gotten Trump appointments. I mean, that's it, clear and simple. You raise the price, you get less demand—basic supply and demand economics. I'm not inventing anything new here. It’s basic economics 101.

Q: Here's a good question that has puzzled people for a century: If Copper is up, why is Freeport McMoRan (FCX) down?

A: Freeport is a stock first and a commodity producer second. When stocks crash, people flee to commodities, and that is what is happening. Chinese are buying up copper ingots as a gold alternative, and people are dumping Freeport because it's in an index. Some 80% of all the selling is index selling. So if you're in that index, your stock goes down regardless of your individual fundamentals. Whether it's a good company or not, whether your earnings are expanding or not, I'm seeing this happen in lots of other great companies.

Q: Is gold (GLD) subject to 25% import duties? What will that do to the pricing of gold?

A: Physical gold got an exemption, so it is not. However, gold stocks in COMEX warehouses in New York hit record highs as the managers rushed to bring in gold to beat the tariffs to meet the ETF demand in the United States. So there’s a lot of turmoil in that market, as there are in all markets now—people trying to beat the tariffs. By the way, I bought all the computer equipment my company needs for the rest of this year in order to beat the tariff increases because all my Apple (AAPL) stuff comes from China and they're looking at 60% tariffs.

Q: If the silver (SLV) does go to a new all-time high, does that mean the S&P 500 is going to an all-time high?

A: No, if anything (SPY) goes to a multi-year low. We may be losing a generation of stock investors here. That puts silver within easy range at $50.

Q: Will biotech stocks shift because of the policy changes?

A: They're losing their government research funding, the authorization process for new drug approvals has had sand thrown at it. Time delays have been greatly extended on new approvals and suffice to say, the leadership does not have the confidence of the industry, and biotech stocks are doing horribly. You know, when you appoint someone to head a department whose main job is to dismantle that department, that's generally really horrible for the industry, especially when the industry is dependent so much on government grants for research. We are losing a generation of new scientists. That puts off any cures for cancer, Alzheimer’s, or diabetes into the far future.

To watch a replay of this webinar with all the charts, bells, whistles, and classic rock music, just log in to www.madhedgefundtrader.com, go to MY ACCOUNT, click on GLOBAL TRADING DISPATCH, TECHNOLOGY LETTER, or JACQUIE'S POST, then WEBINARS, and all the webinars from the last 12 years are there in all their glory.

Good Luck and Good Trading,

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

April 3, 2025

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April 3, 2025
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Featured Trade:

(A NOTE ON OPTIONS ASSIGNED OR CALLED AWAY)
(NVDA), (COST), (TSLA)

A Note on Assigned Options, or Options Called Away

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I just received an excited text message from an excited Concierge client. His long position in the (NVDA) April 17 2025 $90-$95 vertical bull call debit spread had just been called away. That meant he would receive the maximum profit a full 10 trading days before the April 17 option expiration. Whoever called away the option ended up eating all of the remaining premium.

With the heightened volatility today, I am seeing an increasing number of options positions assigned or called away.

I know all of this may sound confusing at first. But once you get the hang of it, this is the greatest way to make money since sliced bread.

I still have three positions left in my model trading portfolio that are deep in-the-money, and about to expire in 10 trading days on the April 17 options expiration day. Those are the

(NVDA) 4/$90-$95 call spread 10.00%

(COST) 4/$840-$850 call spread 10.00%

(TSLA) 4/$160/$170 put spread 10.00%

That opens up a set of risks unique to these positions.

I call it the “Screw up risk.”

As long as the markets maintain current levels, this position will expire at its maximum profit value.

There is a heightened probability that your short position in the options may get called away.

Although the return for those calling away your options is very small, this is how to handle these events.

If exercised, brokers are required by law to email you immediately.

If it happens, there is only one thing to do: fall down on your knees and thank your lucky stars. You have just made the maximum possible profit for your position instantly.

Most of you have short-option positions, although you may not realize it. For when you buy an in-the-money vertical option spread, it contains two elements: a long option and a short option.

The short options can get “assigned,” or “called away” at any time, as it is owned by a third party, the one you initially sold the put option to when you initiated the position.

You have to be careful here because the inexperienced can blow their newfound windfall if they take the wrong action, so here’s how to handle it correctly.

Let’s say you get an email from your broker telling you that your call options have been assigned away.

I’ll use the example of the Berkshire Hathaway (BRK/B) from last August $405-$415 in-the-money vertical Bull Call spread since so many of you had these.

For what the broker had done in effect is allow you to get out of your call spread position at the maximum profit point 11 days before the August 16 expiration date.

In other words, what you bought for $8.70 on July 12 is now worth $10.00, giving you a near-instant profit of $1,300 or 14.94% in only 11 trading days.

All you have to do is call your broker and instruct them to “exercise your long position in your (BRK/B) August 16 $405 calls to close out your short position in the (BRK/B) August $410 calls.”

You must do this in person. Brokers are not allowed to exercise options automatically, on their own, without your expressed permission.

You also must do this the same day that you receive the exercise notice.

This is a perfectly hedged position. The name, the ticker symbol, the number of shares, and the number of contracts are all identical, so you have no exposure at all.

Call options are a right to buy shares at a fixed price before a fixed date, and one option contract is exercisable into 100 shares.

Short positions usually only get called away for dividend-paying stocks or interest-paying ETFs like the (BRK/B). There are strategies out there that try to capture dividends the day before they are payable. Exercising an option is one way to do that.

Weird stuff like this happens in the run-up to options expirations like we have coming.

A call owner may need to sell a long (BRK/B) position after the close, and exercising his long (BRK/B) call, which you are short, is the only way to execute it.

Adequate shares may not be available in the market, or maybe a limit order didn’t get done by the market close.

There are thousands of algorithms out there that may arrive at some twisted logic that the puts need to be exercised.

Many require a rebalancing of hedges at the close every day which can be achieved through option exercises.

And yes, options even get exercised by accident. There are still a few humans left in this market to blow it by writing shoddy algorithms.

And here’s another possible outcome in this process.

Your broker will call you to notify you of an option called away, and then give you the wrong advice on what to do about it.

There is a further annoying complication that leads to a lot of confusion. Lately, brokers have resorted to sending you warnings that exercises MIGHT happen to help mitigate their own legal liability.

They do this even when such an exercise has zero probability of happening, such as with a short call option in a LEAPS that has a year or more left until expiration. Just ignore these, or call your broker and ask them to explain.

This generates tons of commissions for the broker but is a terrible thing for the trader to do from a risk point of view, such as generating a loss by the time everything is closed and netted out.

There may not even be an evil motive behind the bad advice. Brokers are not investing a lot in training staff these days. In fact, I think I’m the last one they really did train.

Avarice could have been an explanation here but I think stupidity and poor training and low wages are much more likely.

Brokers have so many ways to steal money legally that they don’t need to resort to the illegal kind.

This exercise process is now fully automated at most brokers but it never hurts to follow up with a phone call if you get an exercise notice. Mistakes do happen.

Some may also send you a link to a video of what to do about all this.

If any of you are the slightest bit worried or confused by all of this, come out of your position RIGHT NOW at a small profit! You should never be worried or confused about any position tying up YOUR money.

Professionals do these things all day long and exercises become second nature, just another cost of doing business.

If you do this long enough, eventually you get hit. I bet you don’t.

Calling All Options!

April 3, 2025 - Quote of the Day

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“Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau,” said economist Irving Fisher….just before the 1929 stock market crash.

April 1, 2025

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April 1, 2025
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Featured Trade:

(REVISITING THE FIRST SILVER BUBBLE),
(SLV), (SLW)

Revisiting the First Silver Bubble

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With a new bull market in silver (SIL) now underway, I thought I’d delve back into the ancient past to the last major bubble in the white metal.

If you like gold, you absolutely have to love silver.

That’s because the white metal has a much higher beta than its yellow cousin, both of which are often found together in mountainous seams.

I remember a lunch I had with my old dear and late friend, Mike Robertson, who ran Robertson Wealth Management, one of the largest and most successful registered investment advisors in the country.

Mike was a wizened and grizzled old veteran who still remembers the last time a bubble popped for the white metal.

He was the last surviving silver broker to the Hunt Brothers, who in 1979-80 were major players in the run-up in the “poor man's gold” from $11 to a staggering $50 an ounce in a very short time.

At the peak, their aggregate position was thought to exceed an eye-popping 100 million ounces.

Nelson Bunker Hunt and William Herbert Hunt were the sons of the legendary HL Hunt, one of the original East Texas oil wildcatters, and heirs to one of the largest fortunes of the day.

Shortly after President Richard Nixon took the US off the gold standard in 1971, the two brothers became deeply concerned about the financial viability of the United States government.

To protect their assets, they began accumulating silver through coins, bars, the silver refiner, Asarco, and even antique silver tea sets.

The brothers’ interest in silver was well-known for years, and prices gradually rose. But when inflation soared into double digits during the late 1970s, a giant spotlight was thrown upon them, and the race was on.

Robertson was then a junior broker at the Houston office of Bache & Co., in which the Hunts held a minority stake, and handled a large part of their business.

The turnover in silver contracts exploded.

Mike confessed to waking up some mornings, turning on the radio to hear the silver limit up, and then not bothering to go to work because he knew there would be no trades.

The price of silver ran up so high that it became a political problem.

Several officials at the CFTC were rumored to be getting killed on their silver shorts.

Eastman Kodak (EK), whose black and white film made them one of the largest silver consumers in the country, was said to be borrowing silver from the Treasury to stay in business.

The Carter administration took a dim view of the Hunt Brothers' activities, especially considering their funding of the ultra-conservative John Birch Society.

The Feds viewed it as a conspiratorial attempt to undermine the US government. It was time to pay the piper.

Why is it that all conspiracy theories seem to originate in Texas?

The CFTC raised margin rates to 100%. The Hunts were accused of market manipulation and ordered to unwind their position.

They were subpoenaed by Congress to testify about their true motives. After a decade of litigation, Bunker received a lifetime ban from the commodities markets, a $10 million fine, and was forced into a Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

Mike saw commissions worth $14 million in today's money go unpaid.

In the end, he was only left with a Rolex watch, his broker's license, and a silver Mercedes.

He ardently believed to the very end that the Hunts got a raw deal and that their only crime was to be right about the long-term attractiveness of silver as an inflation hedge.

Nelson made one of the greatest asset allocation calls of all time and was punished severely for it.

There never was any intention to manipulate markets. As far as he knew, the Hunts never paid more than the $20 handle for silver, and that all of the buying that took it up to $50 was nothing more than retail froth.

Through the lens of 20/20 hindsight, Mike viewed the entire experience as a morality tale, a warning of what happens when you step on the toes of the wrong people, like CFTC commissioners with short positions.

What did Mike think of Silver when I spoke to him late last, only a few weeks before he died at the age of 61?

The white metal's inflation-fighting qualities are still as true as ever, and it is only a matter of time before prices once again take another long run to the upside.

Sounds like a BUY to me.

Mike, you will be missed.

RIP.

Nelson Bunker Hunt

Silver is Still a Great Inflation Hedge

April 1, 2025 - Quote of the Day

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"What is currently happening is that we have a lot of noise around what is uneconomic. When the economic stuff starts happening, like tax cuts, that will feed into real things, like cash flow and earnings," said Bill Miller, chairman of LMM Investments.

March 31, 2025

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March 31, 2025
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Featured Trade:

(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or STAGFLATION IS ON!)
(COST), (BRK/B), (GS), (MS), (NVDA), (AMZN), (TLT), (GLD), (GM), (TSLA)

The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or Stagflation is On!

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There is no doubt that the data released out on Friday were a complete disaster for stock investors. The Dow Average futures posted a 1,000-point swing, from up 200 in the overnight markets to down 800 intraday.

Specifically, the Consumer Price Index came in at a hot 0.4%, which is 4.8% annualized. Five-year Inflation Expectations, which the Fed follows most closely, rocketed to 6.0%. Worse yet, Consumer Confidence rose only 0.1% for the second month in a row, the worst performance in 12 years. Friday was the day that the hard data met the soft data and concluded that the recession was on.

That screeching noise you hear is the economy grinding to a halt.

Stock markets absolutely hate stagflation. The last time we had stagflation was during the Ford and Carter administrations during the 1970s, when it took eight years for the Dow to rise a measly 1,000 points. Back then, Wall Street shrank to a fraction of its former self.

This all richly justifies my downside target of 5,000 for the S&P 500, off 20% from the February top, which is increasingly becoming a mainstream prediction. If I am wrong, it will plunge to 4,500, or down 30%.

We were promised animal spirits that would set markets on fire. Instead, the animals are sent back into hibernation and the markets are being snuffed out. I watch every single data release that comes out on a daily basis, and it is amazing how fast they are almost all rolling over at once.

The combination of rising inflation and a weakening economy is described by one infamous word: Stagflation. What’s worse, we are only one month into a stagflationary trend that could run for many months or years.

As a result, we have seen the worst start to a year since Q1 2020, the last time Trump was president. March was the worst month in 3 ½ years. It seems the stock market heartily agrees with my view.

It gets worse.

All earnings estimates for this year are based on record corporate profit margins. If those margins fail to hold when earnings are announced in the coming weeks, it may trigger the second 10% leg down in the major averages. More concerning is the forward guidance companies may provide.

It turns out that companies watch the daily data releases too. Companies sitting on their hands, not investing or hiring, can itself alone cause recessions. Right now, nobody knows what the heck to do.

The final shoe to fall will be a sharp spike up in the headline Unemployment Rate. We get the next read on this on Friday, April 4. It’s just a question of how soon this shows up in the data. Right now, hundreds of thousands of workers have been fired but are still receiving paychecks while their status is being challenged in the courts. So they aren’t being counted as unemployed….yet.

Some 42% of all the hiring in the US over the past three years has been in just two sectors, healthcare and education. That is where the biggest cuts are being made now. It’s all about getting ahead of the curve.

Let me tell you how bad things can get.

On Wednesday, the president announced 25% import duties for completed cars. General Motors (GM) makes about 30% of its cars in Mexico and Canada. As a result, (GM) may have to raise some car prices by 10%-25%. But the president has ordered (GM) not to raise prices at all.

It costs $20 billion and takes four years to build a new car factory in the US from scratch. This all turns (GM) into the perfect money-destruction machine. (GM) may not survive. And you wonder why I have been short (GM) stock two months in a row. Trump must really hate Detroit.

Believe it or not, there is a silver lining to all this.

If you missed the great bull market of the last five years, when the major indexes more than doubled, you are eventually going to get a second bite at the apple. Share prices are dropping so fast that we may get to a final capitulation selloff rather quickly. Then we will be spoiled for choice with stocks that have easy doubles and triples in them.

Let me tell you a trader’s trick.

Watch the shares of companies that have the sharpest rises on the rare up days. These are the ones that institutions are willing to jump into and hold on to forever, the permanent earnings compounders. If you take a look at the longs in the Mad Hedge Model Trading Portfolio, they all meet these criteria. They include (COST), (BRK/B), (GS), (MS), (NVDA), and (AMZN).

Buying bonds (TLT) and gold (GLD) going into a recession may not be a bad idea either. And for those who don’t want to play when the going gets rough, there are always 90-day US Treasury bills yielding 4.20%. They are government-guaranteed.

March is now up +3.17% so far. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +12.64% so far in 2025. That means Mad Hedge has been operating as a perfect -1X short S&P 500 ETF since the February top. My trailing one-year return stands at a spectacular +81.35%. That takes my average annualized return to +49.82% and my performance since inception to +764.63%.

It has been another busy week for trading. I took profits on the short in (NVDA), which collapsed in the latest tech-driven leg down. I added a new long in (COST), a position I have been trying to get into for years, and it immediately started to make money.

I also stopped out of my two auto shorts in (GM) and (TSLA) at cost. Then Trump moved up his auto tariff announcements by a week, and both positions shot up to max profits. Welcome to trading in the Trump administration. In this period of extreme uncertainty, I have tightened up my stop-loss strategy to avoid big losses.

Some 63 of my 70 round trips, or 90%, were profitable in 2023. Some 74 of 94 trades have been profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.

Try beating that anywhere.

Stagflation Accelerates, with a hot 0.4% increase in the Consumer Price Index and a tepid 0.1% increase in Consumer Spending, the worst since the Pandemic. One-year inflation expectations have shot up to 5.0%. Today is the day the hard data met the soft data and jointly agreed that we are in a recession. S&P 500 5,000 here we come!

25% Auto Import Tariffs Become Official on April 2. The auto industry, once the largest in the US, says it will trigger a recession. Car prices will rise an average of $5,000 per vehicle. Expect the economies of Michigan, Indiana, Wisconsin, and Illinois to get demolished as they feed a lot of the parts into Detroit. Steel will also be affected. Some 30% of autos made by US companies are assembled in Canada and Mexico. Which US car makers have the highest share of American content? Tesla.

US GDP Grows 2.4%, during the October-December quarter. These may be the last positive numbers we see for a while as the country heads into recession.

Bonds Rocket, with inflation now running at a 5% annual rate, and the tariffs should add another 1%. That means the next Fed move is likely to be an interest rate RISE, while the unemployment rate is rising. That’s a worst-case scenario for the economy and the stock market.

Moody’s Warns of a Downgrade of the United States, saying Trump’s trade tariffs could hamper the country’s ability to cope with a growing debt pile and higher interest rates. Recession risks are rising.

Canada Freezes Rebates for Tesla Purchasers. Canada has frozen C$43 million ($30.11 million) of rebate payments for Tesla. Buyers had been eligible for a $5,000 rebate on vehicles costing less than $65,000. Tesla’s Q1 sales out next week is expected to be terrible. Avoid (TSLA).

S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index Rises 4.7% YOY. Home price growth held steady at 0.5% M/M, on a seasonally adjusted basis, in January, according to the S&P CoreLogic Case-Shiller Home Price Index composite for 20 cities. On an unadjusted basis, the Case-Shiller HPI for 20 cities inched up 0.1% from a month earlier, decelerating from the +0.2% consensus and accelerating from the previous month's -0.1%. On a Y/Y basis, the gauge climbed 4.7%, vs. +4.6% expected and +4.5% prior.

Consumer Confidence Plunges, by the most in five years, according to the conference. The Conference Board’s gauge of confidence decreased 7.2 points to 92.9, data released Tuesday showed. The median estimate in a Bloomberg survey of economists called for a reading of 94. The soft data for the economy continues to look horrific.

FedEx Gets Crushed, another early recession indicator. Fewer things are shipped in shrinking economies. Fears about a U.S. recession and President Donald Trump’s new reciprocal tariff rates starting April 2 could threaten FedEx’s earnings, Paterson said in a Friday note to clients. Memphis-based FedEx is generally regarded as a barometer of the global economy, as its business touches a wide variety of global industries.

Next-Gen Chips are Power Hogs. Big tech companies, which are all betting heavily on AI, will undoubtedly buy those chips, even if the price skyrockets. But there’s growing evidence that there won’t be enough electricity to power all of their AI dreams. Some new AI apps use 150 times more power than the old ones.

My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment

We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.

On Monday, March 31, at 8:30 AM EST, the Chicago PMI is announced.

On Tuesday, April 1, at 8:30 AM, the JOLTS Job Openings Report is released.

On Wednesday, April 2, at 1:00 PM, the ADP Employment Change is published.

On Thursday, April 3, at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed. We also get the final report for Q1 GDP.

On Friday, April 4, at 8:30 AM, the Nonfarm Payroll Report for March is printed. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.

As for me, back in 2002, I flew to Iceland to do some research on the country’s national DNA sequencing program called Decode, which analyzed the genetic material of everyone in that tiny nation of 250,000. It was the boldest project yet in the field and had already led to several breakthrough discoveries.

Let me start by telling you the downside of visiting Iceland. In the country that has produced three Miss Universes over the last 50 years, suddenly you are the ugliest guy in the country. Because guess what? The men are beautiful as well, the descendants of Vikings who became stranded there after they cut down all the forests on the island for firewood, leaving nothing with which to build long boats.

I said they were beautiful, not smart.

Still, just looking is free and highly rewarding.

While I was there, I thought it would be fun to trek across Iceland from North to South in the spirit of Shackleton, Scott, and Amundsen. I went alone because, after all, how many people do you know who want to trek across Iceland? Besides, it was only 150 miles, or ten days to cross. A piece of cake really.

Near the trailhead, the scenery could have been a scene from Lord of the Rings, with undulating green hills, craggy rock formations, and miniature Icelandic ponies galloping in herds. It was nature in its most raw and pristine form. It was all breathtaking.

Most of the central part of Iceland is covered by a gigantic glacier over which a rough trail is marked by stakes planted in the snow every hundred meters. The problem arises when fog or blizzards set in, obscuring the next stake and making it too easy to get lost. Then you risk walking into a fumarole, a vent from the volcano under the ice, always covered by boiling water. About ten people a year die this way.

My strategy for avoiding this cruel fate was very simple. Walk 50 meters. If I could see the next stake, I would proceed. If I couldn’t, I pitched my tent and waited until the storm passed.

It worked.

Every 10 kilometers stood a stone rescue hut with a propane stove for adventurers caught out in storms. I thought they were for wimps but always camped nearby for the company.

One of the challenges in trekking near the North Pole is getting to sleep. That’s because the sun never sets and it's daylight all night long. The problem was easily solved with the blindfold that came with my Icelandic Air first-class seat.

I was 100 miles into my trek, approached my hut for the night, and opened the door to say hello to my new friends.

What I saw horrified me.

Inside was an entire German Girl Scout Troop spread out in their sleeping bags all with a particularly virulent case of the flu. In the middle was a girl lying on the floor, soaking wet and shivering, who had fallen into a glacier-fed river. She was clearly dying of hypothermia.

I was pissed and instantly went into Marine Corps Captain mode, barking out orders left and right. Fortunately, my German was still pretty good then, so I instructed every girl to get out of their sleeping bags and pile them on top of the freezing scout. I then told them to strip the girl of her wet clothes and reclothe her with dry replacements. They could have their bags back when she got warm. The great thing about Germans is that they are really good at following orders.

Next, I turned the stove burners up high to generate some heat. Then I rifled through backpacks and cooked up what food I could find, force-fed it into the scouts, and emptied my bottle of aspirin. For the adult leader, a woman in her thirties who was practically unconscious, I parted with my emergency supply of Jack Daniels.

By the next morning, the frozen girl was warm, the rest were recovering, and the leader was conscious. They thanked me profusely. I told them I was an American “Adler Scout” (Eagle Scout) and was just doing my job.

One of the girls cautiously moved forward and presented me with a small doll dressed in a traditional German Dirndl, which she said was her good luck charm. Since I was her good luck, I should have it. It was the girl who was freezing to death the day before.

Some 20 years later, I look back fondly on that trip and would love to do it again.

Anyone want to go to Iceland?