Global Market Comments
December 6, 2021
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(THE MAD HEDGE TRADERS & INVESTORS SUMMIT IS ON FOR DECEMBER 7-9) (MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or THE TRIPLE VIRUS ATTACK),
(SPY), (TLT), (BAC), (GS), (JPM), (VIX)
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Those who were bemoaning the lack of market volatility certainly had their wishes fulfilled last week and then some. Volatility attacked the $30 level remorselessly like a hoard of barbarians. But it didn’t close there.
We actually got three Omicrons last week, the virus kind, the Fed kind, and the jobs variety, with the November Nonfarm Payroll report coming in at a paltry 210,000. Yet, the Headline unemployment rate cratered to a new post-pandemic low, from 4.6% to 4.2%. Go figure.
The Fed’s move amounts to a sudden dramatic lean towards a hawkish stance. The word “transitory” has hopefully been banished from the Fed lexicon for good.
The final flush on Friday no doubt cleansed the market like a colonoscopy, vaporizing any bad positions from yearend reports. That’s why the reopening stocks like hotels, cruise lines, airlines, and casinos were sold down so hard and bounced back with equal vigor.
Last week’s violence cleared the way for the yearend rally to continue, with the final destination a close at the year’s top tic all-time high.
Of course, everyone knows interest rates are rising except the bond market, where prices seemed to magically levitate, keeping interest rates low. Rumors of hedge funds covering shorts to bury losses abound. This is the trade that everyone universally got wrong.
I think the incredible move on Friday was due to hedge funds stampeding to cover money-losing short positions ahead of embarrassing yearend reports.
From here on, trading should get easier as the smarter money departs for Hawaii, the Caribbean, Aspen, or in this case Lake Tahoe, where the pristine waters and ski slopes beckon. Volume and volatility should bleed out from here.
I’m sticking with my long tech, long financials, and short bond strategy until payday, which should be soon.
The Nonfarm Payroll Report Disappoints in November, coming in at 210,000. Over 600,000 was expected. The Headline Unemployment Rate fell to 4.2%, a new post pandemic low. There was a lot of confusing and contradictory data this month. Professional & Business Services added 90,000, Couriers & Messengers 26,800, and Leisure & Hospitality 23,000. But total Employment added 1.1 million. Government lost 25,000 jobs.
How Real is Omicron? On Friday, the market viewed it as a delta variant 2.0. I don’t think so. If anything, it shows how effective the global early response system has become to new variants. South Africa caught omicron with only a handful of cases and the borders started closing immediately. There is no indication that Omicron can’t be stopped by vaccination. It will only kill the anti-vaxers. It means we’re safer, not more at risk, and the economic recovery and the bull market should continue.
Oil Plunges Down 13% in a Day, breaking $70, as fears of a new variant-caused recession run rampant. It was a “sell everything” selloff.
Biden Says No Travel Restrictions or Lockdowns, in response to the new Covid Omicron variant. Therefore, no negative response for the stock market. It was worth a 350-point rally yesterday.
Pending Home Sales Soar by 7.5% in October. The Midwest showed the strongest sales, reflecting a mass migration to cheaper homes from the coasts.
ADP Comes in Red Hot at 534,000. Services dominated and Leisure & Hospitality picked up a massive 136,000. Large companies led the hiring binge. It augers well for the Friday Nonfarm Payroll Report.
More Taper Sooner was the bottom line on Powell’s comments last week. The Fed governor said in testimony in front of the Senate Banking Committee that inflation is no longer “transitory”, implying that hotter inflation numbers are to come. Yikes! Finally, a nod to reality! Stocks tanked 600 points on the comment. Bonds should crash but strangely are holding up. Watch this space. The news could give us a tradable bottom for all asset classes.
ISM Manufacturing Improves, from 60.8 to 61.1 in November. It’s more proof that the economy is expanding.
Weekly Jobless Claims Still Hot at 222,000, and continuing claims fell below 2 million, a new post-pandemic low. No recession here.
My Ten Year View
When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still at zero, oil cheap, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The American coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!
With the pandemic-driven meltdown on Friday, my December month-to-date performance plunged to -4.58%. My 2021 year-to-date performance took a haircut to 72.18%. The Dow Average is up 13.00% so far in 2021.
I used the collapse in interest rates to add a 20% position in financial stocks, Goldman Sachs (GS), and Bank of America (BAC). I got hammered with my existing short in bonds, with the ten-year yield plunging to an eye-popping 1.37%.
That brings my 12-year total return to 494.73%, some 2.00 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My 12-year average annualized return has ratcheted up to 41.22% easily the highest in the industry.
We need to keep an eye on the number of US Coronavirus cases at 49 million and rising quickly and deaths topping 788,000, which you can find here.
The coming week will be all about the inflation numbers.
On Monday, December 6, nothing of note takes place as we move into the yearend slowdown.
On Tuesday, December 7 at 5:30 AM EST, the US Balance of Trade is released for October. We will remember Pearl Harbor Day when the US Navy lost 3,000 men.
On Wednesday, December 8 at 5:15 AM, the JOLTS Job Openings for October are published.
On Thursday, December 9 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed.
On Friday, December 10 at 5:30 AM EST the US Inflation Rate for November is printed. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is out.
As for me, occasionally I tell close friends that I hitchhiked across the Sahara Desert alone when I was 16 and am met with looks that are amazed, befuddled, and disbelieving, but I actually did it in the summer of 1968.
I had spent two months hitchhiking from a hospital in Sweden all the way to my ancestral roots in Monreale, Sicily, the home of my Italian grandfather. My next goal was to visit my Uncle Charles, who was stationed at the Torreon Air Force base outside of Madrid, Spain.
I looked at my Michelin map of the Mediterranean and quickly realized that it would be much quicker to cut across North Africa than hitching all the way back up the length of Italy, cutting across the Cote d’Azur, where no one ever picked up hitchhikers, then all the way down to Madrid, where the people were too poor to own cars.
So one fine morning found me taking deck passage on a ferry from Palermo to Tunis. From here on, my memory is hazy and I remember only a few flashbacks.
Ever the historian, even at age 16, I made straight for the Carthaginian ruins where the Romans allegedly salted the earth to prevent any recovery of a country they had just wasted. Some 2,000 years later, it worked as there was nothing left but an endless sea of scattered rocks.
At night, I laid out my sleeping bag to catch some shut-eye. But at 2:00 AM, someone tried to bash my head in with a rock. I scared them off but haven’t had a decent night of sleep since.
The next day, I made for the spectacular Roman ruins at Leptus Magna on the Libyan coast. But Muamar Khadafi pulled off a coup d’état earlier and closed the border to all Americans. My visa obtained in Rome from King Idris was useless.
I used to opportunity to hitchhike over Kasserine Pass into Algeria, where my uncle served under General Patton in WWII. US forces suffered an ignominious defeat until General Patton took over the army 1n 1943. Some 25 years later, the scenery was still littered with blown-up tanks, destroyed trucks, and crashed Messerschmitt’s.
Approaching the coastal road, I started jumping trains headed west. While officially the Algerian Civil War ended in 1962, in fact, it was still going on in 1968. We passed derailed trains and smashed bridges. The cattle were starving. There was no food anywhere.
At night, Arab families invited me to stay over in their mud brick homes as I always traveled with a big American Flag on my pack. Their hospitality was endless, and they shared what little food they had.
As a train pulled into Algiers, a conductor caught me without a ticket. So, the railway police arrested me and on arrival took me to the central Algiers prison, not a very nice place. After the police left, the head of the prison took me to a back door, opened it, smiled, and said “si vou plais”. That was all the French I ever needed to know. I quickly disappeared into the Algiers souk.
As we approached the Moroccan border, I saw trains of camels 1,000 animals long, rhythmically swaying back and forth with their cargoes of spices from central Africa. These don’t exist anymore, replaced by modern trucks.
Out in the middle of nowhere, bullets started flying through the passenger cars splintering wood. I poked my Kodak Instamatic out the window in between volleys of shots and snapped a few pictures.
The train juddered to a halt and robbers boarded. They shook down the passengers, seizing whatever silver jewelry and bolts of cloth they could find.
When they came to me, they just laughed and moved on. As a ragged backpacker I had nothing of interest for them.
The train ended up in Marrakesh on the edge of the Sahara and the final destination of the camel trains. It was like visiting the Arabian nights. The main Jemaa el-Fna square was amazing, with masses of crafts for sale, magicians, snake charmers, and men breathing fire.
Next stop was Tangiers, site of the oldest foreign American embassy, which is now open to tourists. For 50 cents a night, you could sleep on a rooftop under the stars and pass the pipe with fellow travelers which contained something called hashish.
One more ferry ride and I was at the British naval base at the Rock of Gibraltar and then on a train for Madrid. I made it to the Torreon base main gate where a very surprised master sergeant picked up half-starved, rail-thin, filthy nephew and took me home. Later, Uncle Charles said I slept for three days straight. Since I had lice, Charles shaved my head when I was asleep. I fit right in with the other airmen.
I woke up with a fever, so Charles took me to the base clinic. They never figured out what I had. Maybe it was exhaustion, maybe it was prolonged starvation. Perhaps it was something African. Possibly, it was all one long dream.
Afterwards, my uncle took for to the base commissary where I enjoyed my first cheeseburger, French fries, and chocolate shake in many months. It was the best meal of my life and the only cure I really needed.
I have pictures of all this which are sitting in a box somewhere in my basement. The Michelin map sits in a giant case of old, used maps that I have been collecting for 60 years.
Stay Healthy.
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
The Mediterranean in 1968
Global Market Comments
November 29, 2021
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD,
or NOW IT’S THE OMICRON VARIANT)
(TSLA), (NVDA), (VIX), (SPX), (JPM)
Rioting in Holland and Austria, protests in France, the new lockdowns prompted by the new Omicron Variant of the Covid virus had only one message for American Investors: SELL!
The end result was the biggest down day in 15 months, with the Dow exceeding a 1,000-point bruise at the lows, not bad for a half-day holiday session.
While the market was bidless for most stocks, that wasn’t true for the best quality fastest growers. Tesla (TSLA) gave up only 3%, Microsoft 2.4%., and NVIDIA (NVDA) 3.5%. I tried to buy several at the close and failed, even though I kept raising my bid.
We also saw one of the sharpest declines in the history of the Mad Hedge Market Timing Index, from an overbought 85 to a bargain basement 31 in mere days.
This is exactly what the market needed.
I went into last week 100% in cash because I was leery of a market that traded sideways on declining volume after a historic run. In fact, we needed some kind of selloff before the market could go higher.
As I never tire of telling followers, cash is a position and has option value. A dollar at a market top is worth $10 at a market bottom. I had to endure only 50 market corrections before I figured this out, wishing I had cash at the bottom.
At the Friday low, stocks had sold off 1,850 points, or exactly 5.0% from the November 8 high. Heard that number before?
Before stock could rise, they had to fall first. The fears over Omicron are complete nonsense. It will not affect the US economy or stock markets one iota. Some 90% of the US population is now immune to Covid. There is no evidence that Omicron can overcome vaccines. When the variant comes here, and you can’t stop it, it will only kill anti-vaxers, as it did in Europe.
The fact is that the US continues to grow at a prolific 7% rate, with no sign of slowing in sight. As the port congestion fades, supply chains will repair and the inflation that is incited will fade. US companies are making more money than ever.
We still have a second reopening trade on for 2022. In a year, the economy will be booming, we will be at full employment, inflation will have faded, the pandemic will be over, and stocks will be at new all-time highs.
While some of next year’s performance has been pulled forward into 2021, much of it remains in the future.
So, when next time we take another run at a Volatility Index (VIX) of $29, I’ll be in there with guns blazing picking up all the usual suspects.
Global Stock on Pandemic Fears Smashes Markets, with Dow futures down 800 and ten-year yields off 13 basis points. New mandatory lockdowns in Austria and Holland have triggered rioting. It’s just another less than 5% correction.
The farther we go down now, the more we can go up in December and January. America’s 90% immunity will hold at bay any variants. There is no evidence this new one can’t be stopped by vaccines. Africa is another story. I went into this 80% cash. Wait for the selling to burn out in a day or two then use the high volatility to add front-month call spreads and LEAPS in your favorites.
Biden Appoints Jay Powell for a second time in a major lurch to the middle by the president. It’s the opening shot in the 2022 mid-term elections. I’ll approve your Fed governor if you pass my social safety net. It turned out to be impossible to find anyone more dovish than Jay Powell. The stock market loves it, especially interest rate-sensitive financials. The yearend rally continues.
Another $1.75 trillion Social Spending Bill passes the House, but most won’t see the light of day in the Senate. At best, maybe a few hundred million in spending gets through. Expect to hear a lot about socialism and deficits. No market impact here.
New Home Sales lag, up only 0.8% in October versus 1.4% expected. Some 6.34 million units were shifted. Only 1.25 million homes are for sale, down 12% YOY, representing only a 2.4-month supply.
The median price for a home rose to $353,900, up 13.1% YOY, but local markets like Phoenix and Seattle are seeing far greater gains. Million-dollar homes are seeing the greatest gains, with institutional investors pouring into the market to lock in historic low-interest rates.
Rents soar by 36% in New York and Florida against a national average of 13% in October is another sign of reopening and a return to normal.
Biden Taps the SPR, releasing some 50 million barrels, or two days’ worth of consumption. The president is throwing the gauntlet down at OPEC. Oil rallied on the news, as it was not more. This is largely a symbolic gesture and will have a minimal impact on gasoline prices. Now that the US is a net energy exporter it should close down the SPR as it is simply a subsidy for a dying fuel source that is going to zero and a bribe for Texas and Louisiana voters.
Weekly Jobless Claims plunge to a 52-year low, to 199,000. People are finally coming out of hiding and going back to work. It makes the upcoming November Nonfarm Payroll Report pretty interesting. Mark it on your calendar.
Tesla sales are on fire in California, the largest market in the US. The newest small SUV Model Y is leading the charge. No other company is close to mass production of a competitor yet. Tesla has a 5% market share in the Golden State ranking it no five among all car sales. A $7,500 tax credit that started last week is a big tailwind, but you have to tax taxes to benefit. Buy (TSLA) on dips, a Mad Hedge 380 bagger. My target is $10,000, 8X from here.
The Ports Log Jam is breaking. 24-hour shifts at Los Angeles and Long Beach, which handle 40% of all US unloadings, are making a big difference. Once the supply chain problems go away, so will inflation.
My Ten Year-View
When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still at zero, oil cheap, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The American coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!
With the pandemic-driven meltdown on Friday, my November month-to-date performance plunged to -10.74%. My 2021 year-to-date performance took a haircut to 77.82%. The Dow Average is up 14.05% so far in 2021.
I used a spike on bond prices to add a 20% position in bonds and the Friday dive to go long JP Morgan (JPM), so I am 70% in cash. I will be using any further volatility spikes to add positions in the coming week.
That brings my 12-year total return to 500.37%, some 2.00 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My 12-year average annualized return has ratcheted up to 41.69% easily the highest in the industry.
We need to keep an eye on the number of US Coronavirus cases at 48.2 million and rising quickly and deaths topping 780,000, which you can find here.
The coming week will be all about the inflation numbers.
On Monday, November 29 at 7:00 AM, Pending Homes Sales for October are released.
On Tuesday, November 30 at 6.45 AM, the S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index is announced.
On Wednesday, December 1 at 5:15 AM, the ADP Private Employment Report is printed.
On Thursday, December 2 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed.
On Friday, December 3 at 8:30 AM EST, the November Nonfarm Payroll Report is published. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is out.
As for me, with all the recent violence in the Middle East, I am reminded of my own stint in that troubled part of the world. I have been emptying sand out of my pockets since 1968, when I hitchhiked across the Sahara Desert, from Tunisia to Morocco.
During the mid-1970s, I was invited to a press conference given by Yasser Arafat, founder of the Al Fatah terrorist organization and leader of the Palestine Liberation Organization, at the Foreign Correspondents Club of Japan. His organization then rampaged throughout Europe, attacking Jewish targets everywhere.
Japan recognized the PLO to secure their oil supplies from the Persian Gulf, on which they were utterly dependent.
It was a packed room on the 20th floor of the Yurakucho Denki Building, and much of the world’s major press was represented, as the PLO had few contacts with the west.
Many placed cassette recorders on Arafat’s table in case he said anything quotable. Then Arafat ranted and raved about Israel in broken English.
Mid-sentence, one machine started beeping. A journalist jumped up to turn his tape over. Suddenly, four bodyguards pulled out Uzi machine guns and pointed them directly at us.
The room froze.
Then a bodyguard deftly set his Uzi down on the table flipped over the offending cassette, and the remaining men stowed their weapons. Everyone sighed in relief. I thought it was interesting that the PLO was using Israeli firearms.
The PLO was later kicked out of Jordan for undermining the government there. They fled Lebanon for Tunisia after an Israeli invasion. Arafat was always on the losing side, ever the martyr.
He later shared a Nobel Prize for cutting a deal with Israel engineered by Bill Clinton in 1993, recognizing its right to exist. He died in 2004.
Many speculated that he had been poisoned by the Israelis. My theory is that the Israelis deliberately kept Arafat alive because he was so incompetent. That is the only reason he made it until 75.
Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Global Market Comments
September 24, 2021
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(TESTIMONIAL)
(SEPTEMBER 22 BIWEEKLY STRATEGY WEBINAR Q&A),
(TLT), (TBT), (V), (AXP), (MA), (FSLR), (SPWR), (USO), (UNG), (PFE), (JNJ), (MRNA), (MS), (JPM), (FCX), (X), (FDX), (GLD), (UPS), (SLV), (AAPL), (VIX), (VXX), (UAL), (DAL), (ALK), (BRK/B), (BABA), (BITCOIN), (ETHEREUM), (YELL)
Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the September 22 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar broadcast from the safety of Silicon Valley.
Q: When’s the United States US Treasury bond fund (TLT) going to go down?
A: When J. Powell tapers, which will be either today or in 6 weeks. That's the time frame we’re looking at now, and people are positioning now for the taper—that's why financials are taking off like a rocket. Buy those financials and don't expect too much from your tech stocks for the next few months.
Q: What do you think of adding corporate or municipal bonds to my portfolio?
A: Don’t do that on pain of death please; you will lose money. Corporate bonds will get slaughtered the second interest rates turn because they have the most exposure from a credit point of view to any downgrades resulting from rising interest rates. Better to keep your money in cash than buy bonds here. It was a great idea 10 years ago, but a terrible idea today. Just buy cash or buy extremely deep-in-the-money LEAPS which will get you a 10-20% per year return.
Q: What are the chances that the government defaults?
A: Zero, because corporate profits this year will increase from $2 trillion to $10 trillion, spinning off massive tax revenues for the government. The deficit will come down substantially in the future as a result. Keep expecting upwards surprises in profits and taxable revenues. That may be why the (TLT) is staying so high.
Q: I need a customized LEAPS on a stock.
A: We do those for our concierge customers. If you’re interested, then email Filomena at customer support at support@madhedgefundtrader.com.
Q: What brand of shot did you get?
A: Pfizer (PFE).
Q: The Government is showing no sign of balancing a budget and the hole will only get deeper; what are your thoughts?
A: I agree, and that’s why I'm short the (TLT). All we need is a taper to really get some juice under that trade; we really don’t need that much. Ten-year US Treasury yields are now around 1.30% and we only need the yield to get up to about 1.70% for us to make a maximum profit on our positions. One taper hint and it could get us up to those levels.
Q: Why is Visa (V) dropping so much?
A: Fear of being replaced by Bitcoin. This is the big thing dragging all three credit card companies down, including American Express (AXP) and master Card (MA). That's why I have not added a Visa position among my financials in this go around.
Q: How can the Fed unwind their balance sheet and normalize interest rates to a historical average of 4-5%?
A: Quite easily: quit buying bonds. They’re still buying $120 billion/month worth. Technology has accelerated with the pandemic and we all know this is highly deflationary. I expect the next peak in interest rates to be only 3% or 3.5%, not the 6% we saw in the last peak in interest rates in the 2000s. So yeah, bonds are going to go down but not back to 2000’s level.
Q: Thoughts on the Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) shot?
A: No thank you. If you get to choose, Moderna (MRNA) is now producing the best immunity data on a year-to-date basis if you’re starting out from scratch. Some people are mixing, they start out with Pfizer and then get Moderna. They get a worse reaction because the Moderna initial reaction shot sees the Pfizer vaccine as a new virus, so you may get a small flu as a result of that.
Q: What is the put spread you’re recommending on the TLT?
A: The May 2022 $150-$155 vertical put spread. That is the sweet spot now on the short side on (TLT) LEAPS. You should earn a 115% profit in eight months on this trade if interest rates remain unchanged or fall.
Q: Do you expect the ProShares Ultra Short 20 year+ Treasury ETF (TBT) to make it to $20 this year?
A: Yes, I do; $16 to $20 isn’t that much of a move. Remember, the (TBT) is a two times short ETF.
Q: Are you recommending bank stocks?
A: Yes, Morgan Stanley (MS) and JP Morgan (JPM) are two of the best. They will lead the yearend rally starting from here.
Q: When do you expect the semiconductor shortage to end?
A: End of next year, or maybe even 2023, because what all the analysts keep underestimating is that the end of shortages is based on companies getting the chips they want today. The actual issue is that companies are designing billions of chips into their products at an exponential rate, and what they’ll need in a year from now is far higher than most people realize. The semiconductor shortage is much more structural than people realize—that's my theory. They don’t throw up a $2 billion fab overnight. So, this will keep going on for a while and be a drag on economic growth.
Q: Are you sure we won’t see $100 oil (USO)?
A: With oil, you're never sure about anything, although I highly doubt it. We’d have to have monster economic growth in China to get oil up to $100 a barrel. Right now, China is going the other way.
Q: What’s your view on the debt ceiling? Will it give us a good buying opportunity?
A: Probably not, our good buying opportunity was yesterday or Monday. These debt crises are always one minute before midnight solutions. They always get solved. Never underestimate the ability of Congressmen to spend money in their own district. So, I don’t think that would create a stock market crash like it might have done 20 years ago.
Q: What about Freeport McMoRan (FCX)?
A: It’s taking a dip here because of a possible real estate crash in China, and of course China is the world’s largest buyer of copper for apartment construction. I’m kind of taking a break here on Freeport McMoRan and US Steel (X) until we learn a little more about the China situation. They did move to start a bailout today. Let’s see if that continues.
Q: When will the airlines come back?
A: They’ll come back when business travel returns, which I think could be next year. If you eliminate the virus completely, these things double easily. That's the bet you’re making. Let’s see if the covid boosters work, the childhood shots work, and then you can take another look at Delta (DAL) and Alaska (ALK).
Q: If Bitcoin gains mass adoption, does that put banks out of business just like electric vehicles are making oil obsolete?
A: No, not if the banks go into the Bitcoin business. And the banks actually have the cash, resources, and infrastructure to take over the Bitcoin area once the technology matures. And the corollary to that is that the oil industry is that the majors have the infrastructure, the manpower, and the capital to take over the alternative energy business if they choose to do so and oil goes to zero, which it eventually will. The proof of that is the largest investor in all the Silicon Valley energy startups are Saudi Arabian venture capital funds. They’re huge investors in solar here. If Saudi Arabia has a lot of oil, they have even more solar. Believe me, I’ve been there.
Q: Will a lack of inventory and rising interest rates end the bidding wars on houses soon?
A: Only if you consider 10 years soon. That is how long it will take for the sizes of different generations to come into balance, the Millennials (85 million) versus the Gen Xers (45 million). That’s when the housing bubble will end, but that won’t be for another decade. We still have a structural shortage of new home construction (about 5 million units a year) because all the home builders who went bust in the financial crisis in 2008/2009 and never came back—all of that new construction is still missing. And the surviving ones haven’t increased production to meet that shortfall because they want to manage their risk. Eventually, they will and that probably will be the next top, but that’s really 2030 type business.
Q: What about Federal Express (FDX)?
A: Labor shortages. It's hitting (UPS), (FDX), the Post Office, and DHL too—all the couriers.
Q: When do you think gold (GLD) and silver (SLV) rise back to 2,000?
A: I am avoiding gold and silver as long as Bitcoin has buyers. The action in Bitcoin is 10x the movement you get in gold and that’s attracted all the speculative capital in the market, draining all interest from gold, which hit a new six-month low just last week.
Q: What’s your buy target for Apple (AAPL)?
A: I would say if you can get it at $135, that would be a gift. We did get close to $140 at the lows this week; that’s when you start nibbling, and then you double up again at $135. I doubt Apple is going down more than 10% in this cycle. There are too many people still trying to get into it. And they’re still the largest buyer of stock in the world. They only buy one stock, their own.
Q: I never got any IPath Series B S&P 500 VIX Short Term Futures ETN (VXX) alerts.
A: That's because we never sent any out. (VIX) has become an incredibly difficult game to play, accumulating positions for months and then trying to get out on a one-day spike that lasts a few minutes. The insiders have too much of a house advantage here, who only play from the short side. There are too many better fish to fry.
Q: What about the Apple electric vehicle?
A: I’ll believe it when I see it; I've been hearing about this for something like seven years. My guess is that Apple is more likely to supply consoles and parts to other EV makers and help them get into the game with software and so on. I think that will be Apple's role in all of this.
Q: How much has China Evergrande Group stock fallen?
A: It’s a really illiquid stock in China so we never got involved in it. I think it’s down more than half. Even the professional short-sellers like Jim Chanos and Kyle Bass, have been targeting that stock for 10 years are now screaming they’re vindicated. Of course, they lost fortunes in the meantime. So, I'll pass on that one.
Q: What about stop losses on LEAPS trades?
A: I don’t really run LEAPS portfolios or issue stop losses. The idea is to run these into expiration, and we’ve never had one expire out of the money, although I may break that record if TLT doesn’t turn around in the next three months.
Q: How would autonomous trucking impact rail transportation?
A: They’re two totally different things. Trucking companies like Yellow Corporation (YELL) carry smaller cargo for local deliveries or small long-distance deliveries. 7Some 70% of all railroad traffic is coal going to China, and the rest is bulk commodities like wood chips, iron ore, etc. Trucks don’t carry any of that, so they’re totally separate businesses. But, if we went totally autonomous on trucking, it would make all the main trucker companies massively profitable, as they get rid of their drivers. Right now, every trucking company in the US has a driver shortage.
Q: United Airlines (UAL) pilots are now ordered to get vaccinated.
A: I think within months to hold a job anywhere in the US, you will have to get vaccinated. They do not want you in the office without a vaccination. Jobs are not worth risking lives, and we hit 2,000 deaths again yesterday. The corporations are taking the lead, not the government. The exception will be the politically motivated companies, like the My Pillow Guy; I doubt they'll ever require vaccinations at My Pillow. And there are a few other companies such as Hobby Lobby that are also anti-vaxers. But all public transport companies, hospitals, etc., are going to say get vaccinated or get out—it’s very simple.
Q: Should I buy Berkshire (BRKB) here?
A: Yes, it’s a great entry point, even if you can't get my price. Go higher in the strikes or go farther out in maturity.
Q: Is copper metal (CPER) a buy here?
A: Probably long term, but short term will be subject to the whims of the Chinese real estate crisis if there is one.
Q: Won’t Natural Gas (UNG) outperform in the power grid since all EVs must be charged?
A: Not if the grid is 100% electric. Natural gas still has carbon in it, although only half as much as oil or gasoline. I think even natural gas eventually gets phased out because you can expect solar panels to improve by 80% over the next ten years. At that point, any other energy source won’t be able to compete—oil, natural gas, you name it. And that is why you don’t see any long-term money going into carbon energy sources.
Q: Iron ore has just gone from $200 to $100, why are you bullish?
A: Yes, Because it has just gone from $200 to $100. Eventually, China recovers, despite a short-term financial and housing crisis. Buy low, sell high—that’s my revolutionary new strategy.
Q: What are your thoughts on Bitcoin vs Ethereum?
A: I think Ethereum will outperform Bitcoin because it has a more modern technology. It’s only six years old, vs 12 years for Bitcoin. It’s also more efficient, using less energy in its production. In fact, we did get a double in Ethereum in August as opposed to only a 50% move in Bitcoin.
Q: Do you have any concerns on holding the financials through earnings in October?
A: No, I think the results will be fantastic, and I want to be long going into those.
Q: What does the current situation with China mean for Alibaba (BABA)?
A: Keep your stocks, you’ve already taken the hit—down 53%. The next surprise is that China quits beating up on capitalism and these things will all recover bigtime. However, any options you may have could expire before that happens. So, keep the stocks, get rid of the options, salvage whatever time value you can, and then wait for China to start doing the right thing.
Q: What are the best solar stocks?
A: First Solar (FSLR) and SunPower (SPWR), which have both done great.
Q: If bonds are a no-no, and governments are getting more indebted than ever, who will buy them?
A: Governments. The only buyers of bonds now are non-economic buyers. Those would be governments, central banks, and banks who are required by law to own certain amounts of bonds to meet regulatory capital requirements. No individual in their right mind is buying any bonds here at all, nor is any financial advisor recommending them.
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Global Market Comments
September 13, 2021
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(THE MAD HEDGE TRADERS & INVESTORS SUMMIT IS ON FOR SEPTEMBER 14-16),
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or VENTURING INTO THE METAVERSE
(SPY), (TLT), (VIX),
Watch out for the term “Metaverse.”
It refers to the virtual world where all things exist in a virtual world.
And here is the great thing about the metaverse. The real world can only grow at an analog rate and is finite. The virtual world can grow at an exponential, viral rate and is infinite.
Infinite markets with infinite customers? That is something that companies and share prices really like to hear about.
We’re getting a peek into the Metaverse right now with the movement of many companies to a virtual world triggered by the pandemic. With employees working at home, a headquarters at a PO Box in Montana to meet regulatory minimums, selling digital services to a digital market, these companies effectively exist only in terms of electrons and bytes.
But suddenly, costs have plunged by 40%, productivity has improved by 40%, and profits have increased tenfold. These are companies you want to own.
No wonder the stock market is going up almost every day. It’s because companies like this are worth more, a lot more overnight!
It's how Silicon Valley leaped from having 80 unicorns to 800 in the span of two years. The future is happening fast.
If you are an old fart who doesn’t want to bother with all this computer mumbo jumbo, invest a few minutes playing Facebook’s (FB) Oculus Rift with your grandkids. Then sit down and watch the 2018 science fiction/fantasy movie Ready Player One. There is a sequel in the works. The second sequel will be you and me.
We have now just suffered the worst trading week since February, with the (SPY) off by a mere $8.5, or 1.9%. We may have a shot at another long-awaited 5% correction this week. If we do, I’ll put half my cash in the market. I’ll put the rest in at a 10% correction.
I highly doubt that stocks will fall by more than that given the massive weight of liquidity in the financial system, even though it’s September. My $475 (SPY) target for end of 2021 still stands and I’m sticking to it. You’re going to have to pry my cold dead fingers off of my forecast.
The only question is which sectors will lead. My bet is on domestic recovery stocks like banks, brokers, hotels, casinos, airlines, cruise lines, and railroads. Delta peaked two weeks ago and is now falling precipitously, especially in the south.
That sets up a second post-Covid recovery trade with the same sector leading the first time.
The way the pandemic ends is that the US gets to 90% immunity, where Covid becomes an annual flu shot. California is already there with 80% of the population vaccinated and 10% getting the disease. Alabama may get there with 60% vaccinations and 30% getting sick. But in a year, the whole country will be at 90%.
Then, we can get on with the rest of our lives.
The August Nonfarm Payroll Report Bombs, coming in at only 235,000 versus an expected 720,000, a huge miss. The headline Unemployment Rate fell 0.2% to 5.2%, a new post-pandemic low. Mysteriously, both stocks and bonds hated it. Manufacturing was up 37,000, while Leisure & Hospitality was zero and Retail at -28,000. Education LOST -25,000 during the back-to-school season. Average Hourly Earnings rose an astonishing 0.6% MOM, or 4.3% YOY. The U6 long-term unemployment rate fell to 8.8%. Goodbye taper. A shortage of workers was to blame, but the economic data has been worsening for a while now. Delta is taking a bigger bite than we thought.
JOLTS comes in at a blockbuster 10.9 million in July, a new record high. This is the number of job openings in the private sector. Anyone who wants a job can get a job. Blame the education gap. The problem is that there is demand for 10.9 million website designers, computer programmers, and internet marketers, and an endless supply of waiters and other restaurant workers.
The Fed says growth downshifted during the summer, thanks to delta and a worker shortage according to the Beige Book release. We already knew that, and a five-point selloff in bonds is telling us that Covid is declining and growth is back on.
Europe tapers, cutting back monthly Eurobond purchases 160-170 billion a month. Governor Christine Lagarde believes any inflation is temporary and the time for emergency stimulus is over. Can the Fed be far behind?
Seven million lose Unemployment Benefits. This should make available more workers whose shortage have been a drag on the economy. Accelerating growth can only be good for stocks.
El Salvador launches Bitcoin as a national currency, creating a national wallet, and offering every citizen $30 to open an account. Most of the accounts will be accessed via cell phones. The central bank bought 400 bitcoins worth $20 million as part of the rollout. The country’s president is helping to sort out technical glitches. Is Bitcoin the next global currency? Bitcoin dropped 10% on the news.
Tesla to make its own whips in a dramatic response to a structural global chip shortage that could last years. The news was good for a $30 pop in the stock this morning. Tesla is already one of the world’s largest chip users, and their needs are expected to jump 50-fold in the next ten years. The move justifies a much larger premium for the stock. It’s all about training the neural network.
Will a Bitcoin ETF approval spike the Market? There are a dozen applications with SEC for the first US-approved crypto ETF. When approved, billions of new cash will pile into Bitcoin off the back of the new improved legitimacy. Buy before the IPO, it’s a classic trading strategy.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still at zero, oil cheap, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The American coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!
My Mad Hedge Global Trading Dispatch is down 1.09% in September, thanks to a shortage of low-risk/high-return trading opportunities. My 2021 year-to-date performance soared to 77.48%. The Dow Average was up 13.10% so far in 2021.
That leaves me 60% in cash at 40% in short (TLT), and long (SPY) and (DIS). My last two positions expire in four trading days.
Although we have maxed out the profits with these two positions, I’ll keep them as there is nothing else to do. I’m keeping positions small as long as we are at extreme overbought conditions. The Volatility Index (VIX) now over $20 shows that an entry point may be near.
That brings my 12-year total return to 500.03%, some 2.00 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period and a new all-time high. My 12-year average annualized return now stands at a new high of 42.85%, easily the highest in the industry.
My trailing one-year return popped back to positively eye-popping 115.05%. I truly have to pinch myself when I see numbers like this. I bet many of you are making the biggest money of your long lives.
We need to keep an eye on the number of US Coronavirus cases at 41 million and rising quickly and deaths topping 670,000, which you can find here.
The coming week will be slow on the data front.
On Monday, September 13, at 12:00 noon, US Inflation Expectations are released.
On Tuesday, September 14, at 8:30 AM, US Core Inflation is published, now the second biggest number of the month.
On Wednesday, September 15 at 9:15, Industrial Production for July is disclosed. At 9:30 AM, we get the New York Empire State Manufacturing Index for September.
On Thursday, September 16 at 8:30 AM, Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. We also get Retail Sales for August.
On Friday, September 17 at 8:30 AM, we learn the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment for September. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is disclosed.
As for me, one of the great shortcomings of San Francisco is that we only have a theater district with two venues and it is in the Tenderloin, the worst neighborhood in the city, an area beset with homeless, drug addicts, and prostitution.
I was walking to a parking lot after a show one evening when I passed a doorway. Three men were violently attacking a blond woman. Never one to miss a good fight, I dove in, knocking two unconscious in 15 seconds (thank you Higaona Sensei!). Unfortunately, number three jumped to my side, pulled a knife, and stabbed me.
The attacker and the woman ran off, leaving me bleeding in a doorway. I drove over the Golden Gate Bridge to Marin General Hospital, bleeding all over the front seat of my car, where they sewed me up nicely and put me on some strong drugs.
The doctor said, “You shouldn’t be doing this at your age.”
I responded that “good Samaritans are always rewarded, even if the work is its own reward.”
Fortunately, I still had my Motorola Flip Phone with me, so I called Singapore from my hospital bed for a market update. I liked what I saw and bought 100 futures contracts on Japan’s Nikkei 225. This was back in 1999 when anything you touched went straight up.
Then, I passed out.
An hour later, I woke up, called Singapore again and bought another 100 futures contracts, not remembering the earlier buy. This went on all night long.
The next morning, I was awoken by a call from my staff who excitedly told me that the overnight position sheets had just come in and I had made 40% on the day.
Was there some mistake?
Then I got a somewhat tense call from my broker. I had a margin call. I had also exceeded the exchange limits for a single contract and owned the equivalent of $200 million worth of Nikkei. I told them to sell everything I had at market and go 100% cash.
That was exactly what they wanted to hear.
That left me up 60% on the year and it was only May.
I then called all of the investors in my hedge fund. I told them the good news, that I wouldn’t be doing anymore trades for the fund until I received my performance bonus the following January and was taking off on a long vacation. With a 2%/20% payout in those days, that meant I was owed 14% of the underlying assets of the fund at a very elevated valuation.
They said that’s great, have fun, by the way, how did you do it?
I answered, “Great drug selection.” No further questions were asked.
Then I launched on the mother of all spending sprees.
I flew to Germany and picked up a new Mercedes S600 V12 Sedan at the factory in Stuttgart for $160,000. I then immediately road-tested it on the Autobahn at 130 mph. I made it to Switzerland in only two hours. After all, my old car needed a new seat.
Next, I bought all new furniture for the entire house, each kid selecting their own unique style.
Then, I took the family to Las Vegas where we stayed in the “Rain Man Suite” at the Bellagio Hotel for $10,000 a night, where both the 1988 Rain Man and 2009 The Hangover were filmed.
I bought everyone in the family black wool Armani suits, plus a couple of Brioni’s for myself at $8,000 a pop. For good measure, I chartered a helicopter for a tour of the Grand Canyon the next day.
At the end of the year, I sold my hedge fund based on the incredible strength of my recent performance for an enormous premium. I then left the stock market to explore a new natural gas drilling technology I had heard about called “fracking.”
Four months later, the Dotcom Crash ensued in earnest.
I still have the scar on my right side, and it always itches just before it rains, which is now almost never. But it was worth it, every inch of it.
It’s all true, every word of it and I’ll swear to it on a stack of bibles.
Global Market Comments
September 7, 2021
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or THE “ENDLESS BID” MARKET),
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I am usually hiking at Lake Tahoe this time of year, doing the deep research, hiking ten miles a day, and the stripping down to jump into the lake at the end.
This year, climate change had other ideas.
So I am visiting a childhood haunt in Newport Beach, CA, where my late uncle used to live. Remember him? He was the former CFO of Penn Central Railroad in 1970 who made a fortune buying puts just before the company went bankrupt. I guess that was allowed back then.
He lived next door to John Wayne, and we kids used to wave at him, astonished at his bald head. I still miss The Duke.
I am still typing one finger at a time, my left wrist in a brace and elbow in a huge bandage. I told the doctor I couldn’t get to Reno for him to take the stitches out because of the wildfires, so I would do it myself with a pocketknife with Jack Daniels as a sterilizer. He said, “Knock yourself out.”
Traders are so frustrated waiting for the normal summer correction they are starting to call “The Endless Bid Market.” That has left them underweight, trying to catch up, which is why we didn’t get a drop of more than 4% this summer.
Of course, they are also getting rich with what they already have, but they all want to get richer. Greed is trouncing fear big time. Forget about investing.
You can’t buy the dip anymore because there are no dips. You simply use new cash flows to add to your winners, the more they have gone up, the better.
That’s why large-cap tech stocks have been on an absolute tear, hitting new all-time highs. Of course, I am just as guilty as the rest, with a retirement fund loaded with big tech. Google (GOOG) is now my largest position, not through savvy stock selection but purely because of price appreciation.
Of course, it helps that the higher stocks go, the cheaper they get.
Earnings are melting up maintaining the same price-earnings multiple and stock prices are simply following suit. There is nothing overheated about it.
Company profit margins are soaring to record highs as companies make enormous productivity investments to deal with chronic labor shortages. If you live here in Silicon Valley, you see this happening around you every day.
If you don’t, stock valuations are fantasies coming from a faraway land, therefore the surprise at market strength.
Haven’t you noticed how hard it is to get a human on the phone outside of the Philippines, where workers feel rich when they are making $300 a month?
If anything, the market is still undervaluing stocks rather than overvaluing relative to their upside earnings potential.
An S&P 500 target of $500 is now my easy target for 2022.
Any credit crunch that could trigger a recession is years off, and one Fed governor away. A delta variant that won’t quit, or the upcoming Mu variant is another worry.
Consensus forecasts constantly lagging the market has the effect of leaving institutions and individuals under-invested and trying to get in, hence no real dips for almost a year.
Afghanistan proves the market could care less about any geopolitical surprise.
You heard it from me first. If the market can’t selloff over the next two weeks when poor seasonals start to fade away, the they wont for all of 2021.
Nonfarm Payroll Report bombs, coming in at only 235,000 versus an expected 720,000, a huge miss. The headline Unemployment Rate fell 0.2% to 5.2% a new post-pandemic low. Mysteriously, both stocks and bonds hated it. Manufacturing was up 37,000, while Leisure & Hospitality was zero and Retail at -28,000. Education LOST -25,000 during the back-to-school season. Average Hourly Earnings rose an astonishing 0.6% MOM, or 4.3% YOY. The U6 long term unemployment rate fell to 8.8%. Goodbye taper. A shortage of workers was to blame, but the economic data has been worsening for a while now. Delta is taking a bigger bite than we thought.
Stocks hit new August highs the most in history, surpassing the 1929 record of 11 times. The only negative three-month period seen since 1929 are August, September, and October. Remember what happened in 1929? If that doesn’t scare the living daylights out of you, then nothing will. So, it seems we are in for some kind of correction, even if it’s just the 5% kind. Looks like the month end will be hot.
Bitcoin leads crypto, but Ethereum is catching up. Cardano has doubled in a month making it the number three crypto and Avalanche has tripled. Newly minted online broker Robinhood (HOOD) says 60% of its option trading is now in crypto. MicroStrategy’s (MSTR) Michael J. Saylor sees a 50-fold increase in Bitcoin to a total market value of $100 trillion. That is five times the US M3 money supply of $20 trillion. It’s become a financial system of "get crypto or go home."
Oil jumps on Hurricane IDA, with a sharp 8.9% rally. Some 91% of Gulf Production shut in, or 1.65 million barrels a day. Don’t expect it to continue. Sell into the rally on this future buggy whip industry.
SEC is cracking down on Market Gaming by multiple apps aimed at Millennials. It’s shopping for a new set of market rules aimed at regulating those who foster runaway volatility in single stocks like (AMC).
PayPal to enter stock trading, sending the stock up a ballistic $15 in two days. If they pull it off, it will open a huge new profit stream for them, possibly becoming another Robinhood (HOOD), cashing in on the retail trading boom. Earning: regulation costs a lot. Buy (PYPL) on dips.
S&P Case Shiller soars to new highs in June, the National Home Price Index jumping 18.6% YOY, breaking all records. Prices are now 41% higher than the bubble top in 2006. This is the sharpest gain in the 34-year history of the index. Prices in Phoenix leaped 29.6%, followed by San Diego at 27.1% and Seattle by 25.0%. Supply and demand will be seriously out of whack for years.
Pending Home Sales drop for the second straight month on a signed contract basis, down 1.8% in July. Summer slowdown, delta slowdown, or market top? However, supply and demand are still far out of balance.
Your next Apple purchase may be a satellite phone, bypassing local cell phone networks. A Chinese analyst made this prediction for the iPhone 13 out in 2022. The report says that the iPhone 13 includes a Qualcomm X60 baseband modem chip, which includes LEO satellite comms capabilities. If accurate, this means that the upcoming iPhone will have the hardware capability to act as a satellite phone. It certainly would upend the rush to build private satellite networks, like Viasat and Tesla’s Starlink. Enough investors believed the story to send the stock to a new all-time high. Buy (AAPL) on dips.
Air Travel is falling off, with airport security screening dropping to only 1.35 million, the lowest since May 11. Delta is taking its toll, but back to school is a factor as well.
Bond king Bill Gross says treasuries are trash. He sees ten-year yields hitting 2.00% sometime in 2022. The 77-year-old drove bond prices for a decade and also made a fortune collecting stamps. Sometimes Bill is early, but he is always right.
One billion Asians to join middle class by 2030 on top of the existing 3.75 billion today. That will create a vastly larger market for all online services, which the stock market seems to be telling us today. Indonesia, Pakistan, and Bangladesh are expected to see the largest increases. There is a lot of “hope” in this number, i.e., no more covid, no ward, and no depressions.
The next market correction won’t come until the Fed makes a mistake and that might be years off, says Wharton finance professor and long-term bull Jeremy Siegel. That will be when the Fed finds itself behind the inflation curve. Until then, the slow grind up continues. Stocks are the best defense against inflation.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still at zero, oil cheap, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The American coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!
My Mad Hedge Global Trading Dispatch saw a robust +9.31% gain in August. My 2021 year-to-date performance soared to 78.57%. The Dow Average was up 15.82% so far in 2021.
That leaves me 80% in cash at 20% in short (TLT) and long (SPY). Although we have maxed out the profits with these two positions, I’ll keep them as there is nothing else to do. I’m keeping positions small as long as we are at extreme overbought conditions. The “endless bid” market is not giving anyone entry points as long as the Volatility Index (VIX) remains at $16.
That brings my 12-year total return to 501.12%, some 2.00 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My 12-year average annualized return now stands at an unbelievable 42.48%, easily the highest in the industry.
My trailing one-year return popped back to positively eye-popping 120.48%. I truly have to pinch myself when I see numbers like this. I bet many of you are making the biggest money of your long lives.
We need to keep an eye on the number of US Coronavirus cases at 40 million and rising quickly and deaths topping 645,000, which you can find here.
The coming week will be slow on the data front.
On Monday, September 6 markets are closed for the US Labor Day.
On Tuesday, September 7, there are no special data releases. Everyone will be recovering from hurricanes in the south and east, wildfires in the west, and Covid everywhere.
On Wednesday, September 8 at 9:30 AM, we get API crude oil stocks.
On Thursday, September 9 at 8:30 AM, Weekly Jobless Claims are announced.
On Friday, September 10 at 8:30 AM, we learn the Producers Price Index for August. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is disclosed.
As for me, a few years ago, I was visited in London by an old friend who had once served on the British Army staff of General Bernard Law Montgomery, the hero of Alamein, who was known to his friend as “Monty” (he had no friends).
I asked if there was anything I could do for him and he said, “Actually, I haven’t had a dish of moules mariniere (steamed mussels in white wine sauce) on the Grand Square in Brussels for a while. I said, “No problem, let’s go.”
We drove my Mercedes 6.0 to an old Battle of Britain hanger (one-inch-thick bombproof steel doors) on the outskirts of London where I kept a twin-engine Cessna 340 with turbocharged engines with a maximum speed of 225 kts. We landed in Brussels in an hour.
We savored the mussels on the square, as good as ever, the national dish of Belgium. The autumn air was brisk, tourists gawked, we drank, and everyone had a good time.
I left my fried there talking to some Belgian beauty for an early return to England. I wanted to park my plane at the grass airfield in Salisbury in Wiltshire, home of the tallest cathedral in England, which I nearly took out several time. The problem was that the runway had no lights.
Unfortunately, I ran into an Atlantic headwind and was running late, so I skipped a refueling stop at Ostend. When My instruments showed I was right over the airfield, I saw nothing but black.
I did, however, remember the radio frequency of the pub at the end of the field which constantly kept a speaker on. I radioed the pub, “if anyone will roll up some newspapers set them on fire and line the runway, I will buy them a pint of beer.”
The entire pub emptied out and within secondss I had a perfectly lighted runway on both sides. Landing was a piece of cake.
When I taxied up to the pub, the starboard engine ran out of gas. I walked in and made good on my promise, even buying a second round for my rescuers. I then crawled back into my airplane and went to sleep, waking up the next day with the worst hangover ever.
My flying these days is much more sedentary. The FAA requires me to do three take offs and landings every three months to keep my license current, and I usually bring along my kids for this chore. On the last landing, I always shut off my engine and glide in.
I warn the kids and they always say, “No dad, don’t,” but I do it anyway. I tell them it’s the only way to practice engine failures.
As I said before, I crash better than anyone I know.
I think I’ll watch the John Wayne classic “The Searchers” one more time tonight.
US Corporate Profits Through End 2020
