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An Afternoon Surprise in Switzerland

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Exhausted, and running on fumes, I returned to Zermatt from my assault on Monte Rose, at 15,203 feet, the highest mountain in Switzerland.

You know, the one where I hung by a rope on a cliff face with one hand, while sending out a Trade Alert on my iPhone 5s to short the S&P 500 with the other?

The desk clerk looked particularly grim. He said the city government had been looking for me, and that I better get down to their offices right away.

I thought, what could they possibly want?

It has been 25 years since I had been a director of the Swiss Bank Corporation, and certainly the statute of limitations had long since run out on anything that transpired there. Yes, they later got taken over by the Union Bank of Switzerland, which then fell on hard times (poor Marcel!).

As for all those Nazi gold bars, I had nothing to do with it! That was another department; although I did think the Third Reich?s stamped gold eagles did look kind of cool. Besides, that too, was resolved in a court settlement a decade ago.

There was that relationship with the teenaged girl at the Youth Hostel. But that was in 1968, and she was older than me.

So what could the authorities in Zermatt possibly want?

Then my mind set to racing. If I caught the 8:00 AM cable car at the Kleine Matterhorn, I could be over the Italian border by 10:00 AM. I would thus be treading the path of refugees for time immemorial, although going in the opposite direction.

Ten minutes later, I was at their offices on Bahnhoffstrasse, still wearing my backpack, mud splattered, and my hair standing straight up. ?My goodness, where have you been? We?ve been looking all over for you!? cried the official.

I answered that I had been climbing the Monte Rose, and then asked ?Why??

?The mayor wants to give you the keys to the city. It seems you have been visiting Zermatt longer than almost anyone. But you have to get over to the Zermatterhoff Hotel. The ceremony starts in five minutes!

Five minutes! I stumbled, out of breath, into the elegant reception room at Zermatt?s premier five star hotel. Not only was the mayor there dressed in all of his finery, so were the entire city council and a number of guests.

Gold leaf rimmed the cornices and angels adorned the ceiling. I was handed a glass of Switzerland?s finest white wine (where do they hide this stuff?).

Then began the festivities...in the local Swiss German dialect. I agreed with everything and laughed at all the jokes. Then came the moment of truth.

The mayor had heard that I was visiting Zermatt for my 46th year. Since the tourist records for the city did not go back that far, he was going to give me a test to see if I had really been coming there for that long.

I said, ?Fire away.?

Question number one: ?Where is the Matterhorn from?? That was easy. During my fracking days in West Texas I had undergone a crash course in Geology.

I had long been a student of the local Swiss rocks, taking several beautiful specimens home every year (mica embedded shiest, black basalt, and low grade jade!), and correctly answered that the Matterhorn came from Africa. (The European Continental Plate is subducting under the African plate, forcing the Matterhorn to grow an inch a year).

?Right!? he responded.

Question number two: ?Who was the first man to climb the Matterhorn?? ?The Englishman, Sir Edward Whymper, in 1865,? I replied. (It?s also the name of a downtown bar). Correct again, cheered the mayor.

Question number three: ?Who was the most famous American to climb the Matterhorn?? Piece of cake: President Theodore Roosevelt, in 1888.

With that, the entire room burst into applause and bravos.

Then, a young woman wearing traditional folk dress approached with a red satin pillow bearing a gold pin. The mayor pinned it on my sweaty shirt. On it was inscribed the words ?40 Danks?, which translates into ?40 Thanks.? He went on to say that if I came back in four years, they would give me my 50-year pin.

I asked if they had a 60-year pin. He replied that no one had been awarded one yet, but if I came back in 14 years, they would have one specially made for me.

This is an invitation I am willing to accept. With that came a refill of that fabulous wine.

No one mentioned my ramshackle appearance. Climbers are afforded a special status here. Maybe, they think we are all insane, and give a wide breadth, for safety?s sake. Everyone else there was wearing a suit and tie.

After that, I went back to my hotel and collapsed. It?s all again proof that if you live long enough, you get to see everything.

John Thomas

Matterhorn SummitMatterhorn Summit

 

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August 7, 2014 - Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

?There is no need to avoid temptation. As you get older, temptation prefers to avoid you,? said the wartime prime minister,? Winston Churchill.

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Follow Up to Trade Alert - (SPY) August 6, 2014

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As a potentially profitable opportunity presents itself, John will send you an alert with specific trade information as to what should be bought, when to buy it, and at what price. This is your chance to ?look over? John Thomas? shoulder as he gives you unparalleled insight on major world financial trends BEFORE they happen. Read more

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Trade Alert - #2 (SPY) August 6, 2014

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Trade Alert - (SPY) August 6, 2014

Trade Alert

As a potentially profitable opportunity presents itself, John will send you an alert with specific trade information as to what should be bought, when to buy it, and at what price. This is your chance to ?look over? John Thomas? shoulder as he gives you unparalleled insight on major world financial trends BEFORE they happen. Read more

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August 6, 2014

Diary, Newsletter, Summary

Global Market Comments
August 6, 2014
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:
(WHAT COULD DERAIL THE COMING GOLDEN AGE?)
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What Could Derail the Coming Golden Age?

Newsletter, Research

Regular readers of this letter are well familiar with my ?Golden Age? scenario for the decade starting in 2020. That?s when US economic growth, assisted by a huge demographic tailwind, doubles from 2% to 4% a year, sending all asset prices soaring.

Is this a sure thing? A done deal? Should I be betting the ranch now on such an outcome, even though it is still five years off? Most importantly, what could derail this hyper bullish scenario? What would cause the wheels to fall off?

What makes this a particularly vexing question now is that the traditional causes of recessions are nowhere on the horizon. With technological innovation accelerating, the chances are that wage growth remains low to non-existent, possibly for the rest of this century.

The 19th century was another one of those zero inflation centuries. That is when the Industrial Revolution unleashed a technology explosion that kept inflation perennially low.

I know because I like to collect 19th century defaulted bonds (especially those with really cool graphics). You know? Those issued by the Russian Trans Siberian and Chinese railroads?

What stands out is how universally low the coupons are on these bonds, often 3% or 4%, even for high-risk junk American railroad bonds (not sovereign backed). Remember, that Downton Abbey?s patriarch, the Earl of Grantham, lost the family fortune in a supposedly ?safe? investment in the shares of a Canadian railroad!

The other major cause of recessions for the past 60 years has been oil shocks. However, with America about to become a net energy exporter, it is likely that we will benefit from the next disruption in global supplies, not suffer.

It could well set up a trade where US suppliers sell outrageously expensive energy to Europe and Asia, both huge importers, while their domestic costs remain unchanged, or even fall.

This is a dream scenario for the domestic American energy industry, as it would lead to a massive increase in both volumes and margins. This may be why their shares have been one of the top performers this year.

Indeed, the first exports of distillates in nearly 50 years left the US for South Korea just last week.

That still leaves us with the conundrum of what will cause rain to fall on the parade expected for the next decade.

1) A Global Pandemic

As a former scientist, I can put a global pandemic right at the top of the list of potential threats to our prosperity. If 2% of the world?s population suddenly die in a flu epidemic, as happened in 1918 (I lost two great aunts), you can quickly consign any optimistic scenario to the graveyard.

International travel and trade would grind to a halt as nations seek to protect their populations from serious infection. Asset prices would crash.

Scientists in several countries now are computer modeling potential future mutations of the flu virus, trying to anticipate the next new super bug. They are then synthesizing antidotes in advance.

The problem with this strategy is what happens if these laboratories made viruses escape? To produce enough vaccine to protect a population takes a year. If you want to see what this would be like in practice, watch the well thought out and researched science fiction movie 2011 Contagion.

For more depth on this topic, please refer to my recent piece ?Will Synbio Save or Destroy the World??.?

2) The Internet Goes Down

There is another possible cause of economic collapse that has recently gained media attention.

Computer power is doubling every year, meaning that your laptop (if they still exist) and cell phone will have 2,048 times more power than they do today, and probably will be available at a tenth of the current price. This is happening globally, with an exponentially growing number of machines.

What happens if the Internet becomes so sophisticated that it develops an opinion? It could just simply go on strike or shut down. Or it could selectively close certain industries it deems unnecessary, such as politics or financial services.

We have already become so dependent on the net that losing it, even for a few minutes, can be catastrophic. ATM?s would run out of cash, the food supply would grind to a halt, and water would no longer come out of your tap. This does not exactly auger well for assets of any type.

You may think these are way out there, far in the future risks. They were 30 years ago, but they?re not now. No lesser minds than those of Tesla founder, Elon Musk, and Google Head of Engineering, Ray Kurzweil, have been publicly warning of such a potential outcome.

They are proposing the creation of new types of antivirus software and other safeguards to head off just such a digital apocalypse. For more background on this issue, please read ?Peaking into the Future with Ray Kurzweil?.

There is an offshoot to this category of threat. What if a hacker, either an individual or a nationally sponsored team is able to take down the Internet and hold it for ransom? If China could selectively close down the US military or the entire US, while leaving allies or the rest of the world online, would they do it?

In a heartbeat. This is why the Joint Chiefs of Staff are waging a campaign in Washington to boost budgets for cyber warfare at the expense of Cold War, heavy metal, useless ones.

For more flavor on what this may look like, I again refer you to Hollywood. Take a look at the recently released flick, Transcendence, where Johnny Depp migrates on to the net, a Kurzweil favorite (but not until 2100). And then there are the cult favorites, Terminators I, II, and III. (I dated the stunt double for Kristanna Loken, the robot terminatrix in III).

3) Politics

There is a third way in which the prospects for an endless bull market in the 2020?s get utterly smashed. Politicians get involved.

Let?s say that someone gets elected President of the United States who launches discretionary wars around the world. Ideologically committed to cutting taxes, the US Treasury borrows the money from China and Japan. The economic collapse these policies bring cause financial assets to crater.

Do you think this is more science fiction? That is exactly what happened in the last decade, when the Dow plunged 50% and NASDAQ 60%.

Fortunately, this prospect is more unlikely than it was in the past. First, we have our own recent, hard earned experience to go by. America has lost its taste for war and debt.

In any case, the Chinese and Japanese are no longer willing to lend us any more money, not at these subterranean interest rates.

Hillary Clinton is the overwhelming favorite for president until she reaches the end of her second term in 2024, and she is clearly headed in the opposite direction in regards to foreign policy. She is so far ahead in the polls that no Democratic Party challenger has come forward, because they are unable to raise any money.

But after that, you can?t rule out debt-financed wars as an impediment for investment.

Americans will have to decide whether they prefer the prosperity that a Golden Age can then bring, or otherwise. Personally, I prefer the former.

Of course, all three of these scenarios are unlikely outliers, possibly extreme ones. But it is a useful ?thought experiment,? as Albert Einstein would call it. There isn?t a financial advisor out there who isn?t constantly asked by his clients, ?What could go wrong??

When they do, just refer them to this piece.

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TerminatorOr This?

 

Hillary ClintonOr This?

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Testimonial

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Hi John,

I was a subscriber when you first started the service.? Then I got busy and did not renew.? I listened to your webinar yesterday and bought the January (TBT) calls. I have already made over $12,000 on the trade.? So, I guess that I need to sign up for the service again!

Suzanne
Cary, North Carolina

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August 6, 2014 - Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

?The liftoff date for the economy has been forward,? said president of the Dallas Federal Reserve, Richard Fisher.

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Trade Alert - (FXE) August, 5, 2014

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