I bought a tall caramel macchiato at Starbucks the other day. When I handed over a crisp $100 bill, the cashier’s response set me back.

“Oh, dinosaur money.”

I have to tell you that after speaking to US Treasury officials for a half-century, there is one thing I know for sure. The government absolutely hates money.

Now they finally have an alternative.

The government has been attempting to regulate Bitcoin almost since its inception. The SEC already successfully fought off several attempts to give it respectability by denying approval of several cryptocurrency-based securities.

The next step is for the government to get into the cryptocurrency business itself and snuff out the competition banning private issuance of online money.

It wouldn’t be the first time this has happened. Private issuance of paper money preceded government issuance by hundreds of years.

When I lived as a student in West Berlin during the 1960s, I had a nice little side business.

I organized weekend walking tours through the Berlin Wall at Checkpoint Charlie to visit East Berlin for American students too afraid to go alone.

To pay for it, I smuggled Ostmarks in my boots which I had purchased at a 75% discount in the west and used them to pay for everything in the east, booking a nice profit on the day. $10 for a lavish lunch for ten? No problem!

That would be much more difficult to pull off today as governments around the world have launched a war on cash that will not end until its ultimate demise.

This became clearly apparent when the government of India withdrew circulation of its two largest banknotes in 2017. Some 50% of Indian GDP is thought to take place in the underground economy in cash only.

The move caused a financial panic as consumers sold gold (GLD) and other hard assets to meet bills because they were unable to settle accounts with the large denomination notes they had hoarded.

As we move towards an all-electronic economy, the few remaining purposes where cash is essential are largely illegal.

Waitresses, babysitters, hookers, and bookies don’t report income to the IRS. Nor do drug dealers or illegal immigrants.

This is a big deal because eight states legalized marijuana in the last election.

Since banks are still banned from handling pot proceeds, this booming business has to take place entirely in cash, or more lately, bitcoin. Tales of dealers making their runs with gym bags full of $100 bills are rampant. States are reporting that while drunk driving is down, robberies are up.

The IRS estimates that $460 billion in tax revenue is lost every year through unreported income which is largely earned in cash.

Some half of the entire US paper money supply is held by foreigners or some $3.8 trillion where it is used to evade taxes, bribe foreign officials, and finance terrorism.

The US government’s war on cash is not a new thing. In 1929, it cut the size of US banknotes by one third to save money on the cost of high-grade paper.

In 1970, the US Treasury banned the circulation of the $10,000, $5,000, $1,000, and $500 bills to halt mafia money laundering. Since then, the IRS has been the biggest beneficiary of the move by catching tax cheaters.

Large denomination US bills are now solely the domain of collectors.

The US government would love to get out of the cash business entirely as it is so expensive to run. It spends about $737.4 million a year just to print American $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 notes.

Paper dollar bills, which are actually made of 75% cotton and 25% linen, are completely worn out and have to be returned in only 18 months.

Coins are even a bigger loser. It costs more than two cents to make a penny.

Since the advent of color printers, counterfeiting has exploded. North Korea runs almost its entire economy on fake $100 bills which are said to be the best in the world.

Today, some 80% of the entire $3.8 trillion M1 notes and coins in circulation in America are in the form of $100-dollar bills. That works out to $4,200 per person. Where has all that money gone?

The US is now considering eliminating even this convenient denomination. While $1 million in $100s can fit into a tote bag, that quantity of $10 bills would weigh 220 pounds, a quantity much more difficult to sneak around.

An all-electronic economy would certainly pose some privacy problems as it would leave a massive paper trail on everything you do.

When you get audited by the IRS, the first thing they do is obtain your past three years of bank and credit card records detailing your every transaction.

State authorities will pursue phone records to establish your physical presence to verify residency. So how long did you really spend in tax-free Florida last year? Your cell phone carrier and credit card companies both know.

It would also pare back illegal immigration as this is another industry that runs entirely on cash. Once here, undocumented workers are often paid in cash in restaurants and on construction sites.

There is truly no place to hide.

Other countries are already well ahead in the war of cash. In Belgium, some 93% of all financial transactions take place electronically.

Sweden has also been pushing hard on this front taking the M1 money supply there down by 27% over the past two years.

Many small businesses there now post signs saying they don’t accept cash. The goal is to move to an all-electronic economy.

The preferences of Millennials are also moving us towards the cashless economy.

Have you ever been in line at Starbucks and noticed that the kid in front of you just paid $2 for a cup of coffee with his credit card? Or maybe he swiped his Apple Pay account on his iPhone?

Berlin in 1968

No Longer in Circulation