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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or Lie Back and Think of England

If you have to ask what this classic phrase from Britain’s colonial past means, you are too young to know.

The stock market equivalent is that there is nothing to do. Just sit back and relax, watching the value of your stocks go up every day. Let the greatest monetary and fiscal stimulus work its inevitable magic.

When I said last week that stocks might go up every day in April, I wasn’t kidding. NASDAQ (QQQ) has gone up every day this month except one. The S&P 500 has seen only two down days when it was virtually unchanged.

And the best may be yet to come.

The mere prospect of a $2.3 infrastructure trillion budget is enough to keep stocks powering upward for the foreseeable future. Biden may have to negotiate the total down to get it through congress and that may be the cause of the next correction…in about three months.

What really had the phones buzzing on Thursday was the bizarre move in the bond market. After seeing spectacularly positive data, the Weekly Jobless Claims plunging by 200,000 and Retail Sales coming in at a prolific 9.8%, bonds should have crashed.

Instead, the (TLT) jumped by $2.60. That took interest rate and inflation fears packing and sent the indexes soaring to all-time highs once again.

It’s proof yet again that inflation is the boogie man that will never show. Despite the incredible strength of the economy, any time anyone tries to raise prices, another company comes along with a better product or service at half the price. Such is the relentless tide of technology.

In the meantime, Goldilocks has moved in, unpacked her bags, gotten comfortable, and has settled in for the duration. I have been so aggressive in trading the market for the last six months it is wearing me out.

So, I took a rare Saturday off, weeding the garden, setting up a new computer, and generally fixing things that I haven’t had time to attend to since last year. I lived almost normally….for a day.

One of the best Earnings Seasons in history started last week, with 25% growth expected at 81% beating forecasts. JP Morgan (JPM) and Bank of America (BAC) kicks off on Wednesday, with the big kahuna, Apple (AAPL) reporting on April 28. Expect stocks to rally until then. It may give us the first hint of the massive stimulus on the economy to come. Q2 and Q3 will be the monster quarters.

Equity Funds pick up a half trillion dollars in five months, more than they attracted over the last 12 years. It’s all rocket fuel for the ongoing market melt-up. With the Volatility Index (VIX) at a one-year low at $17, the best may be yet to come. Equity investors are the most bullish in years.

Tesla is upgraded to $1,071 per share by research firm Canaccord Genuity. The company is transitioning from low-volume high-priced cars to high-volume low-priced cars, as seen in the 47% leaps in sales during Q1. The stationary battery business is booming, thanks to a new generation of technology. Tesla is developing an Apple-type brand value in the energy market, which is worth a big premium, which competitors can’t match. Tesla has brought a machine gun to a knife fight. Global chip shortages are a risk. The stock jumped $25 on the news.

Consumer Price Index comes in muted at 0.6% in April and 2.6% YOY. The market had been fearing worse, sparking another leg up in technology stocks. Much of the gain was from a jump in gasoline prices, which are now falling. Food prices are also rising.

JP Morgan pops on upside earnings surprise, with Q1 profits soaring from $2.9 billion a year ago to an eye-popping $14.5 billion. Revenues were up 14% to $33.1 billion. Loan demand is weakening because so many people are getting government money for free. Credit card debts are being paid down.

Retail Sales explode in March, up a staggering 9.8%. New spending at bars and restaurants was a major factor, and we haven’t even started yet! Stocks soar to new highs, and the bond market takes off like a scalded chimp, taking ten-year US Treasury yields below 1.57%. It confirms my thesis that when we see actual real numbers of an unprecedented recovery, we get another new leg in the bull market.

Weekly Jobless Claims collapse to 576,000, the lowest of 2021. That's down a massive 193,000 jobs from the previous week. Herd immunity is here! Keep getting those shots!

China’s (FXI) GDP grew by a staggering record of 18.3% in Q1 at an annualized rate YOY. Strong industrial production and exports were the leaders. It presages a similar explosive growth rate for the US in Q2. We won’t know until the end of July. Having your largest customers breaking growth records is great for your business too. Buy everything on dips.

Hedge funds nailed the Bond Crash, selling short some $100 billion in paper since January. It will be more than enough to cover their losses in equity shorts.

When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still at zero, oil cheap, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 400% to 120,000 or more in the coming decade. The American coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 120,000 here we come!

My Mad Hedge Global Trading Dispatch profit reached 7.17% gain during the first half of April on the heels of a spectacular 20.60% profit in March.

It was a very busy week for trade alerts, with five positions expiring at their maximum profit points in (TSLA) and the (TLT). It’s been so long since I’ve had a loss, I forgot what they looked like.

I used a puzzling $2.60 spike in the (TLT) to add to my already substantial short position in bonds (TLT) with a distant May expiration. Ten-year US Treasury yields fell all the way to 1.51%.

My 2021 year-to-date performance soared to 51.26%. The Dow Average is up 12.9% so far in 2021.

That brings my 11-year total return to 473.81%, some 2.00 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My 11-year average annualized return now stands at an unbelievable 40.81%, the highest in the industry.

My trailing one-year return exploded to positively eye-popping 129.19%. I truly have to pinch myself when I see numbers like this. I bet many of you are making the biggest money of your long lives. Every time I think these numbers can’t be topped, they increase by another 10% during the following two weeks.

We need to keep an eye on the number of US Corona virus cases at 31.6 million and deaths topping 567,000, which you can find here.

The coming week will be dull on the data front.

On Monday, April 19 at 11:00 AM, earnings for (IBM), Coka-Cola (KO), and United Airlines (UAL) are released.

On Tuesday, April 20, at 4:30 PM, API Crude Stocks are published. We also get earnings for Johnson & John (JNJ) and Netflix (NFLX).

On Wednesday, April 21 at 1:00 PM, there is a big 20-year US Treasury bond auction. Chipotle (CMG) and Verizon (VZ) earnings are out.

On Thursday, April 22 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are printed. At 10:00 AM Existing Home Sales for March are announced. Snap (SNAP) and Intel (INTC) announce earnings.

On Friday, April 23 at 10:00 AM, we get the New Home Sales for March. American Express (AXP) and Honeywell (HON) release earnings. At 2:00 PM, we learn the Baker-Hughes Rig Count.

As for me, someone commented that I walk kind of funny the other day, and the memories flooded back.

In 1975, The Economist magazine in London heard rumors that a large part of the population was getting slaughtered in Cambodia. We expected this to happen after the fall of Vietnam, but not in the Land of the Khmers. So my editor, Peter Martin, sent me to check it out.

Hooking up with a right-wing guerrilla group financed by the CIA was the easy part. Humping 100 miles in 100-degree heat wasn’t.

We eventually came to a large village that was completely deserted. Then my guide said, “Over here.” He took me to a nearby cave containing the bodies of over 1,000 women, children, and old men that had been there for months.

I’ll never forget that smell.

With the evidence and plenty of pictures in hand, we started the trek back. Suddenly, there was a large explosion and the man 20 yards in front of me disappeared. He had stepped on a land mine. Then the machine-gun fire opened up. It was an ambush.

I picked up an M-16 to return fire, but it was bent, bloody, and unusable. I picked up a second rifle and fired until it was empty. Then everything suddenly went black.

I woke up days chained to a palm tree, covered in shrapnel wounds, a prisoner of the Khmer Rouge. Maggots infested my wounds, but I remembered from my Tropical Diseases class at UCLA that I should leave them alone because they only ate dead flesh and would prevent gang green. That class saved my life. Good thing I got an “A”.

I was given a bowl of rice a day to eat, which I had to gum because it was full of small pebbles and might break my teeth. Farmers loaded their crops with these so the greater weight could increase their income. I spent my time pulling shrapnel out of my legs with a crude pair of plyers.

Two weeks later, the American who set up the trip for me showed up with cases of claymore mines, rifles, ammunition, and antibiotics. My chains we cut and I began the long walk back to Thailand.

It’s nice to learn your true value.

Back in Bangkok, I saw a doctor who attended to the 50 caliber bullet that grazed my right hip. It was too old to sew up so he decided to clean it instead. “This won’t hurt a bit,” he said as he poured in hydrogen peroxide and scrubbed it with a stiff plastic brush.

It was the greatest pain of my life. Tears rolled down my face.

But you know what? The Economist got their story and the world found out about the Great Cambodian Genocide, where 3 million died. There is a museum in Phnom Penh devoted to it today.

So, if you want to know why I walk funny, be prepared for a long story. I still set off metal detectors.

Stay healthy.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

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April 16, 2021

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April 16, 2021
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(APRIL 14 BIWEEKLY STRATEGY WEBINAR Q&A),
(TSLA), (JPM), (ROM), (AAPL), (MSFT), (FB) (CRSP), (TLT), (VIX), (DIS), (NVDA), (MU), (AMD), (AMAT) (PLTR), (WYNN), (MGM)

April 14 Biweekly Strategy Webinar Q&A

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Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the April 14 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar broadcast from Silicon Valley, CA.

Q: How do you choose your buy areas?

A: It’s very simple; I read the Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader. Beyond that, there are two main themes in the market right now: domestic recovery and tech; and I try to own both of those 50/50. It's impossible to know which one will be active and which one will be dead, and some of that rotation will happen on a day-by-day basis. As for single names, I tend to pick the ones I have been following the longest.

Q: In my 401k, should I continue placing my money in growth or move to something like emerging markets or value?

A: It depends on your age. The younger you are, the more aggressive you should be and the more tech stocks you should own. Because if you’re young, you still have time to earn the money back if you lose it. If you’re old like me, you basically only want to be in value stocks because if you lose all the money or we have a recession, there's not enough time to go earn the money back; you’re in spending mode. That is classic financial advisor advice.

Q: When you say “Buy on dips”, what percentage do you mean? 5% or 10%

A: It depends on the volatility of the stock. For highly volatile stocks, 10% is a piece of cake. Some of the more boring ones with lower volatility you may have to buy after only a 2% correction; a classic example of that is the banks, like JP Morgan (JPM).

Q: Even though you’re not a fan of cryptocurrency, what do you think of Coinbase?

A: It’ll come out vastly overvalued because of the IPO push. Eventually, it may fall to a lower level. And Coinbase isn’t necessarily a business model dependent on bitcoin; it is a business model based on other people believing in bitcoin, and as long as there’s enough of those creating two-way transactions, they will make money. But all of these things these days are coming out super hyped; and you never want to touch an IPO—wait for it to drop 50%, as I once did with Tesla (TSLA).

Q: Please explain the barbell portfolio.

A: The barbell works when you have half tech, half domestic recovery. That way you always have something going up, because the market tends to rotate back and forth between the two sectors. But over the long term everything goes up, and that is exactly what has been happening.

Q: Is the ProShares Ultra Technology Fund (ROM) an ETF?

A: Yes, it is an ETF issuer with $53 billion worth of funds based in Bethesda, MD. (ROM) is a 2x long technology ETF, and their largest holdings include all the biggest tech stocks like Apple (AAPL), Microsoft (MSFT), Facebook (FB), and so on.

Q: Will all this government spending affect the market?

A: Yes, it will make it go up. All we’re waiting to see now is how fast the government can spend the money.

Q: What is the target for ROM?

A: $150 this year, and a lot more on the bull call spread. The only shortcoming of (ROM) is you can only go out six months on the expiration. Even then, you have a good shot at making a 500% return on the farthest out of the money LEAPS, the November $130-$135 vertical bull call spread. That's because market makers just don’t want to take the risk being short technology two years out. It’s just too difficult to hedge.

Q: There have been many comments about hyperinflation around the corner. Will we be seeing hyperinflation?

A: No, the people who have been predicting hyperinflation have been predicting it for at least 20 years, and instead we got deflation, so don’t pay attention to those people. My view is that technology is accelerating so fast, thanks to the pandemic, that we will see either zero inflation or we will see deflation. That has been the pattern for the last 40 years and I like betting on 40-year trends.

Q: When we get called away on our short options, is it easier to close the trade than to exercise your option?

A: No, any action you take in the market costs money, costs commissions, costs dealing spreads. And it's much easier just to exercise the option if you have to cover your short, which is either free or will cost you $15.

Q: Are you worried about overspending?

A: No, the proof in that is we have a 1.53% ten-year US Treasury yield, and $20 trillion in QE and government spending is already known, it’s already baked in the price. So don’t listen to me, listen to Mr. Market; and it says we haven't come close to reaching the limit yet on borrowing. Look at the markets, they're the ones who have the knowledge.

Q: My Walt Disney (DIS) LEAPs are getting killed. I don't understand why my LEAPS go down even on green days for the stock.

A: The answer is that the Volatility Index (VIX) has been going down as well. Remember, if you’re long volatility through LEAPS, and volatility goes down, you take a hit. That said, we’re getting close to the lows of the year for volatility here, so any further stock gains and your LEAPS should really take off. And remember when you buy LEAPS, you’re doing multiple bets; one is that volatility stays high and goes higher, and one is that your stock is high and goes higher. If both those things don’t happen, and you can lose money.

Q: How do you best short the (TLT)?

A: If you can do the futures market, Treasury bonds are always your best short there because you have 10 to 1 leverage.

Q: How would you do a spread on Crisper Technology (CRSP)?

A: We have a recommendation in the Mad Hedge Biotech & Healthcare service to be long the two-year LEAP on Crisper, the $160-$170 vertical bull call spread.

Q: When do you see the largest dip this year?

A: Probably over the summer, but it likely won’t be over 10%. Too much cash in the market, too much government spending, too much QE. People will be in “buy the dips” mode for years.

Q: Is the SPAC mania running out of steam?

A: Yes, you can only get so many SPACS promising to buy the same theme at a discount. I think eventually, 80% of these SPACS go out of business or return the money to investors uninvested because they are promising to buy things at great bargains in one of the most expensive markets in history, which can’t be done.

Q: What do you think about Joe Biden’s attempt to tame the semiconductor chip shortage?

A: Most people don't know that all chips for military weapons systems are already made in the US by chip factories owned by the military. And the pandemic showed that a just-in-time model is high risk because all of a sudden when the planes stop flying, you couldn't get chips from China anymore. Instead, they had to come by ship which takes six weeks, or never. So a lot of companies are moving production back to the US anyway because it is a good risk control measure. And of course, doing that in the midst of the worst semiconductor shortage in history shows the importance of this. Even Tesla has had to delay their semi truck because of chip shortages. Keep buying NVIDIA (NVDA), Micron Technology (MU), Advanced Micro Devices (AMD), and Applied Materials (AMAT) on dips.

Q: Do you see a sell the news type of event for upcoming earnings?

A: Yes, but not by much. We got that in the first quarter, and stocks sold off a little bit after they announced great earnings, and then raced back up to new highs. You could get a repeat of that, as people are just sitting on monster profits these days and you can’t blame them for wanting to pull out a little bit of money to spend on their summer vacation.

Q: Has the stock market gotten complacent about COVID risk?

A: No, I would say COVID is actually disappearing. Some 100 million Americans have been vaccinated, 5 million more a day getting vaccinated, this thing does actually go away by June. So after that, you only have to worry about the anti-vaxxers infecting the rest of the population before they die.

Q: Do you see any imminent foreign policy disasters in Asia, the Middle East, or Europe that could derail the stock market?

A: I don’t, but then you never see these things coming. They always come out of the blue, they're always black swans, and for the last 40 years, they have been buying opportunities. So pray for a geopolitical disaster of some sort, take the 5-10% selloff and buy because at the end of the day, American stockholders really don't care what’s going on in the rest of the world. They do care, however, about increasing their positions in long-term bull markets. I don't worry about politics at all; I don’t say that lightly because it’s taking 50 years of my own geopolitical experience and throwing it down the toilet because nobody cares.

Q: Would you buy Coinbase?

A: Absolutely not, not even with your money. These things always come out overpriced. If you do want to get in, wait for the 50% selloff first.

Q: Is Canada a play on the dollar?

A: Absolutely yes. If they get a weaker dollar, it increases Canadian pricing power and is good for their economy. Canada is also a great commodities play.

Q: The IRS is using Palantir (PLTR) software to find US citizens avoiding taxes with Bitcoin.

A: Yes, absolutely they are. Anybody who thinks this is tax-free money is delusional. And this is one reason to buy Palantir; they’re involved in all sorts of these government black ops type things and we have a very strong buy recommendation on Palantir and their 2-year LEAPS.

Q: Are NFTs, or Non-Fundable Tokens, another Ponzi scheme?

A: Absolutely, if you want to pay millions of dollars for Paris Hilton’s music collection, go ahead; I'd rather buy more Tesla.

Q: When do you think you can go to Guadalcanal again?

A: Well, I’m kind of thinking next winter. Guadalcanal is one of the only places you can go and get more diseases than you can here in the US. Last year, I went there and picked up a bunch of dog tags from marines who died in the 1942 battle there, sent them back to Washington DC, and had them traced and returned to the families. And I happen to know where there are literally hundreds of more dog tags I can do this with. It’s not an easy place to visit and it’s very far away though. Watch out for malaria. My dad got it there.

Q: Walt Disney is already above the pre-pandemic price. Do you suggest any other hotel company name at this time?

A: Go with the Las Vegas casinos, Wynn (WYNN) and MGM (MGM) would be really good ones. Las Vegas is absolutely exploding right now, and we haven't seen that yet in the earnings yet, so buy Las Vegas for sure.

Q: Is the upcoming Roaring Twenties priced into the stock market already?

A: Absolutely not. You didn't want to sell the last Roaring Twenties in 1921 as it still had another eight years to go. You could easily have eight years on this bull market as well. We have historic amounts of money set up to spend, but none of it has been actually spent yet. That didn’t exist in 1921. I think that when they do start hitting the economy with that money, that we get multiple legs up in stock prices.

To watch a replay of this webinar just log in to www.madhedgefundtrader.com, go to MY ACCOUNT, click on GLOBAL TRADING DISPATCH, then WEBINARS, and all the webinars from the last ten years are there in all their glory.

Good Luck and Stay Healthy.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

April 15, 2021

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April 15, 2021
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April 14, 2021

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April 13, 2021
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(A NEW THEORY OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY)

April 13, 2021

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(REVISITING THE ROM)
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(BRING BACK THE UPTICK RULE!)

Revisiting the ROM

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Now that technology stocks have returned from the grave, it is time to increase our exposure to the sector. After all, we are two weeks into a rally that could last until the rest of the year.

It was the stabilization of interest rates that did the trick. While ten-year US Treasury yields (TLT) were soaring from 0.89% to 1.76%, tech stocks smelled like three-day-old sushi left in the sun.

Now that rates have fallen back to 1.64%, tech stocks have caught on fire. Rates didn’t really have to go down, just stop going up at 100 miles per hour.

Markets are now pricing in the end of the pandemic. So, I have been dusting off some of my favorite trades for a decade ago, when we were dealing with similar levels of panic, despair, and desperation.

Suddenly, the (ROM) came to mind.

The (ROM) is the ProShares Ultra Technology ETF, a 2X long in the top technology shares. It holds the fastest growing, cream of the cream of corporate America which you want to hide behind the radiator and keep forever.

Quality is on sale now and here is where you want to be loading the boat. The $683 million market cap (ROM) even pays a modest 0.17% dividend.

(ROM)’s ten largest holdings include:

Microsoft (MSFT)
Apple (AAPL)
Facebook (FB)
Alphabet (GOOGL)
Intel (INTC)
Cisco (CSCO)
Adobe (ADBE)
NVIDIA (NVDA)
Salesforce (CRM)
Oracle (ORCL)

The major (ROM) holdings, like Apple, Amazon, and Facebook (FB) have gone virtually nowhere for eight months. Yet, their earnings have continued to grow at a feverish 20% annual rate. The stocks were just exhausted and needed a time-out.

The great thing about the (ROM) is that it is one of the most volatile ETFs in the market. Over the past two weeks, the (ROM) has rocketed 20%. From the March 2020 bottom, it has rocketed from $20 to $86.

I’d like a piece of that!

It gets better. The (ROM) HAS OPTIONS. That effectively increases your technology leverage from 2:1 to 20:1 with defined limited risk (you can’t lose any more than you put in).

I’ll give you an example.

The longest expiration for which (ROM) options are currently trading is November 19, 2021, or six months out. (ROM) is currently trading at $85.03. You can buy the (ROM) November 19 $120-$125 call spread for $0.75.

If tech stocks rise by 23% by November and the (ROM) soars by 47%, then the value of your call spread increases from $0.75 to $5.00, or 466%.

You can engineer yourself closer to the money spreads requiring less prolific moves in tech stocks that will still bring in triple-digit returns,

For example, the (ROM) November $90-$95 vertical bull call spreads cost $2.20 and requires only a 5.9% rise in tech stocks, or an 11.8% increase in the (ROM) to appreciate to $5.00 for a gain of 127% in six months.

Remember too that a 2X ETF can cover a lot of ground in a very short time in a new bull market.

It has since done exactly that.

The harder I work, the luckier I get

To learn more about (ROM), please click here for their website.

The Way Forward is Clear

Bring Back the Uptick Rule!

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When the Dow crashed 514 points in a single day a few years ago, the market lost a staggering $850 billion in market capitalization. High frequency traders were possibly responsible for half of this move, but generated a mere $65 million in profits, some 7/1,000’s of a percent of the total loss.

Are market authorities and regulators being penny-wise but pound-foolish?

The carnage the HF traders are causing is triggering a rising cry from market participants to ban the despised strategy. Many are calling for the return of the “short sale test tick rule”, or SEC Rule 17 CFR 240.10a-1, otherwise known as the “uptick rule”, which permits traders to execute short sales only if the previous trade caused an uptick in prices.

The rule was created eons ago to prevent the sort of cascading, snowballing selling that we are seeing today. It was repealed on July 6, 2007. Check out a chart of the volatility that ensued and it will make your hair on the back of your neck raise.

Those unfamiliar with how algorithmic trading works, see it as something akin to illegal front running. “Co-location” of mainframes with exchange computers, or having them in adjacent rooms, gives them another head start over the rest of us.

Much of the trading sees HF traders battling each other and involves what used to be called “spoofing”, the placing of large, out-of-the-market orders with no intention of execution.

Needless to say, if you or I tried any of these shenanigans, the SEC would lock us up in the can so fast it would make your head spin.

Many accuse exchange authorities of a conflict of interest, allowing members to reap sizeable custody fees from HF traders, while the rest of us get taken to the cleaners. Co-location fees run in the hundreds of thousands of dollars per customer per month. This is happening while traditional revenue sources, like proprietary trading, are disappearing, thanks to Dodd-Frank. There is no doubt that the volatility is driving the retail investor from the market.

In fact, HF trading has been around since the nineties, back when the uptick rule was still in place and co-location was a term out of Star Trek. But it was small potatoes then, confined to a few niche players like Renaissance, and certainly lacked the firepower to engineer 500-point market swings.

The big problem with this solution is that HF trading now accounts for up to 70% of the daily trading volume. Ban them, and the market volatility will shrink back to double-digit trading ranges that will put us all asleep.

The diminished liquidity might make it difficult for the 800-pound gorillas of the market, like Fidelity and CalPERS, to execute trades, further frightening end investors from equities. It is possible that we have become so addicted to the crack cocaine that HF traders provide us that we can’t live without it?

April 12, 2021

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(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, THE MELT UP IS ON!),
(SPX), (TLT), (DIS), (GM), (TM), (ZM),
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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or The Melt Up is On!

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I have a new roommate.

Her name is Goldilocks. The neighbors have been sneaking peeks at her through the curtains at night and raising their eyebrows because she is slightly older than my kids, or about 50 years younger than me.

I have no complaints. Suddenly, the world looks a brighter place, I’m getting up earlier in the morning, and there is a definite spring in my step. My doctor asks me what I’ve been taking lately.

It helps a lot too that the value of my stock portfolio is going up every day.

I don’t know how long Goldilocks will stay. The longer the better as far as I am concerned. After all, I’m a widower twice over, so anyone and anything is fair game. But two or three months is reasonable and possibly until the end of 2021.

That’s the way it is with these May-December relationships, or so my billionaire friends tell me, who all sport trophy wives 30 years younger.

At my age, there are no long-term consequences to anything because there is no long-term. I don’t even buy green bananas.

I have been expecting exactly this month’s melt-up for months and have been positioning both you and me to take maximum advantage. I am making all my pension fund and 401k contributions early this year to get the money into the stock market as fast as possible.

So far so good.

More money piled into stocks over the past five months than over the previous 12 years. And this pace is set to continue. Those who sold a year ago are buying back. $2 trillion in savings enforced by the pandemic are also going into stocks. And after all, there is nothing else to buy.

If all this sounds great, it’s about to get a lot better. Europe and Asia are still missing in action, thanks to a slower vaccine rollout. When they rejoin the global economy in the fall, it will further throw gasoline on the fire. Exports will boom.

The money supply is growing at an astonishing 26% annual rate, thanks to QE forever and massive government spending. That’s the fastest rate on record. In ten years, a PhD will write a paper on how much of this ended up in the stock market. Today, I can tell you it is quite a lot.

In the meantime, make hay while the sun shines. What am I supposed to talk to about with Goldilocks at night anyway?

Do you suppose she trades stocks?

50 Years of Money Supply Growth is Going Vertical

A face-ripping rally is on for April, or so says Strategas founder Lee. A Volatility Index with a $17 handle is sending a very strong signal that you should be loading up on energy, industrials, consumer discretionary, and travel-related stocks. Avoid “stay at home” stocks like Covid-19, which are extremely overcrowded. I’m using dips to go 100% long.

It’s all about infrastructure, 24/7 for the next three months, or until the $2.3 trillion spending package is passed. It might have to take a haircut first. Biden has set a July 4 target to close thousands of deals and horse-trading. With the S&P 500 breaking out above $4,000 and the financial markets drowning in cash, the plan could be worth another 10% of market upside. Would your district like a new bridge? Maybe a freeway upgrade? The possibilities boggle the mind.

US Manufacturing hits a 37-year high in March, driven by massive new orders front-running the global economic recovery. The Institute for Supply Management publishes a closely followed index that leaped from 60.8 to 64.7. Buy before the $10 trillion hits the market.

US Services Industry hits record high, with the Institute of Supply Management Index soaring from 55.3 to 63.7 in March. The ending of Covid-19 restrictions was the major factor. Roaring Twenties here we come!

US Job Openings are red-hot, coming in at 7.4 million compared to an expected 7 million, according to the JOLTS report. It’s the best report in 15 months. It's a confirmation of the ballistic March Nonfarm Payroll report out on Friday.

US Auto Sales surge in Q1, shaking off the 2020 Great Recession. It’s a solid data point for the recovery, despite a global chip shortage. General Motors (GM) was up 4%, thanks to recovering Escalade sales, and strong demand is expected for the rest of 2021. Toyota (TM) was up 22% and Fiat Chrysler 5%. “Pent-up demand” is a term you’re going to hear a lot this year.

The Economic boom will run through 2023, says JP Morgan chairman Jamie Diamond, one of the best managers in the country. In his letter to shareholders, he says 10% of his workforce will work permanently from home. Zoom (ZM) is here to stay. Fintech is a serious threat to legacy banks, which is why we love Square (SQ) and PayPal (PYPL). Keep buying (JPM) on dips. Interest rates will rise for years, but not fast enough to kill the bull market.

IMF predicts 6.0% Global Growth for 2021, the highest in 40 years. China will grow at 8.4%. It’s a big improvement since their January prediction. The $1.9 trillion US Rescue is stimulating not just America’s economy, but that of the entire world. Expect a downgrade to the 3% handle in 2022, which is still the best in a decade.

Fed Minutes say Ultra Dove Policy to Continue, so say the minutes from the March meeting. Rates won’t be raised on forecasts, predictions, or crystal balls, but hard historic data. That’s another way of saying no rate hikes until you see the whites of inflation’s eyes. $120 billion of monthly bond buys will continue indefinitely. Bonds dropped $1.25 on the news. Sell all (TLT) rallies in serious size. It’s still THE trade of 2021.

Disneyland in LA to open April 30 after a one-year hiatus. It’s time to dust off those mouse ears. The last time the Mouse House was closed this long, antiwar protesters took to Tom Sawyer’s Island and raised the Vietcong flag (I was there). Some 10,000 cast members have been recalled. Only 15% capacity will be allowed to California residents only. The new Avengers Campus will open on June 4. The company is about to make back the 25% of revenues it lost last year, but with a much lower cost base. Buy (DIS) on dips.

Was that inflation? The Producer Price Index jumped by 1.0% in March compared to an expected 0.40%. It’s the second hot month in a row. Basically, the price of everything went up. The YOY rate is an astonishing 4.04% a near-decade high. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck….Stocks didn’t like it….for about 15 minutes.

When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still at zero, oil cheap, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 400% to 120,000 or more in the coming decade. The American coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 120,000 here we come!

My Mad Hedge Global Trading Dispatch profit reached 5.80% gain during the first nine days of April on the heels of a spectacular 20.60% profit in March.

It was a very busy week for trade alerts, with five new positions. Sensing an uncontrolled market melt-up for the entire month piled on aggressive long in Visa (V), JP Morgan (JPM), and Microsoft (MSFT). I also poured on a large short position in bonds (TLT) with a distant May expiration.

My now large Tesla (TSLA) long expires in 4 trading days. Half of my even larger short in the bond market (TLT) also expires then.

That leaves me 100% invested for the sixth time since last summer. Make hay while the sun shines.

My 2021 year-to-date performance soared to 49.89%. The Dow Average is up 11.60% so far in 2021.

That brings my 11-year total return to 472.44%, some 2.00 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My 11-year average annualized return now stands at an unbelievable 41.68%, the highest in the industry.

My trailing one-year return exploded to positively eye-popping 128.94%. I truly have to pinch myself when I see numbers like this. I bet many of you are making the biggest money of your long lives. Every time I think these numbers can’t be topped, that increases by another 10% during the following two weeks.

We need to keep an eye on the number of US Coronavirus cases at 30.6 million and deaths topping 563,000, which you can find here.

The coming week will be dull on the data front.

On Monday, April 12, at 11:00 AM, the US Consumer Inflation Expectations for March is released.

On Tuesday, April 13, at 8:30 AM, US Core Inflation for March is published.

On Wednesday, April 14 at 2:00 PM, the Federal Reserve Beige Book is out.

On Thursday, April 15 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are printed. We also learn US Retail Sales for March.

On Friday, April 16 at 8:30 AM, we get the Housing Starts for March. At 2:00 PM, we learn the Baker-Hughes Rig Count.

As for me, the whole Archegos blow-up reminds me that there are always a lot of con men out there willing to take your money. As PT Barnum once said, “There is a sucker born every minute.”

I’ll tell you about the closest call I have ever had with one of these guys.

In the early 2000s, I was heavily involved in developing a new, untried, untested, and even dubious natural gas extraction method called “fracking.” Only a tiny handful of wildcatters were even trying it.

Fracking involved sending dynamite down old, depleted wells, fracturing the rock 3,000 feet down, and then capturing the newly freed up natural gas. If successful, it meant that every depleted well in the country could be reopened to produce the same, or more gas than it ever had before. America’s gas reserves would have doubled overnight.

A Swiss banker friend introduced me to “Arnold” of Amarillo, Texas who claimed fracking success and was looking for new investors to expand his operations. I flew out to the Lone Star state to inspect his wells, which were flaring copious amount of natural gas.

Told him I would invest when the prospectus was available. But just to be sure, I hired a private detective, a retired FBI man, to check him out. After all, Texas is notorious for fleecing wannabe energy investors, especially those from California.

After six weeks, I heard nothing, so late on a Friday afternoon, I ordered $3 million sent to Arnold’s Amarillo bank from my offshore fund in Bermuda. Then I went out for a hike. Later that day, I checked my voice mail and there was an urgent message from my FBI friend:

“Don’t send the money!”

It turns out that Arnold had been convicted of check fraud back in the sixties and had been involved in a long series of scams ever since. But I had already sent the money!

I knew my fund administrator belonged to a certain golf club in Bermuda. So, I got up at 3:00 AM, called the club Starting Desk and managed to get him on the line. He said I had missed the 3:00 PM Fed wire deadline on Friday and the money would go out first thing Monday morning. I told him to be at the bank at 9:00 AM when the doors opened and stop the wire at all costs.

He succeeded, and that cost me a bottle of Dom Perignon Champaign, which fortunately in Bermuda is tax-free.

It turned out that Arnold’s operating well was actually a second-hand drilling rig he rented with a propane tank buried underneath that was flaring the gas. He refilled the tank every night to keep sucking in victims. My Swiss banker friend went bust because he put all his clients into the same project.

I ended up making a fortune in fracking anyway with much more reliable partners. No one had heard of it, so I bought old wells for pennies on the dollar and returned them to full production. Then gas prices soared from $2/MM BTU to $17. America’s gas reserves didn’t double, they went up ten times.

I sold my fracking business in 2007 for a huge profit to start the Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader.

It is all a reminder that if it is too good to be true, it usually is.

Stay healthy.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader