Until July 1, everyone seemed to have pretty much the same investment strategy.

What would you do if I recommended an investment strategy that would cause your accountant to disown you, your inheritance anticipating children to sue you, and your wife to file for divorce?

Chances are you would designate all my future mailings as SPAM, unfriend me from Facebook, and tear my card out of your Rolodex.

Well, here is anyway. I’ll call it my “Ignore All Risk” portfolio. It’s really quite simple. This is all you have to do:

1) Buy stocks that have already gone up the most, boast the highest year-to-date performance, and have momentum overwhelmingly on their side. Only do what every else is doing. Go for the easy trade.

2) Buy stocks with the highest price earnings multiples. I’m talking mid to high hundreds.

3) Lean towards stocks with the highest short interest. GameStop (GME) was a perfect example of this.

4) Put every free penny you have into cryptocurrency bets, like Bitcoin

5) Ignore all valuations and fundamentals. Don’t waste a minute reading a single page of research, especially from an old-line legacy broker. Seeking Alpha, where none of the information is independently verified, is a far better source of information than JP Morgan (JPM).

6) Big institutions should allocate all of their assets only to their youngest traders and portfolio managers. Old farts, or anyone with any memory or experience whatsoever, should be completely ignored. A person who’s never seen a stock go down is now your best friend.

7) Oh, and there is one more thing. Go hugely overweight bonds over equities in the face of unprecedented and massive government borrowing at all-time low interest rates.

Any professional manager pursuing an approach like this would surely get fired, lose all of their securities registrations and licenses, and get banned from the industry for life.

But there is one big offset to these career-ending consequences. They would also be the top-performing money manager of the year, beating the pants off of all competitors. Every investment they made this year worked.

They would be regarded as trading genius on par with my friends Paul Tudor Jones and Appaloosa’s David Tepper. If they invested their own money using this strategy, they would be so filthy rich they wouldn’t care what happened to themselves.

We are now in an environment where EVERY trade is crowded, be they in equities, fixed income, or foreign exchange. There is no value anywhere. The metaphors coming to mind are legion. There are too many passengers on one side of the canoe. The lemmings are mindlessly stampeding towards a giant cliff. I could go on.

Of course, incredible excess liquidity is to blame. That is the only time both stocks AND bonds go up at the same time. The world’s central banks have been flooding the globe with cash for decades now, and the pandemic has given them license to increase these efforts vastly.

The end result has been to overvalue all assets classes, be they paper or hard. Cash is trash, especially in Japan and Europe where until recently you had to PAY banks to take your money.

The fact is that shares with the fastest price appreciation over the past 12 months are trading at valuations that are almost 50% higher than normal.

I have traded and invested through all of this before; the Nifty Fifty of the early 1970’s, the Great Japan Bubble of the 1980’s, the Dotcom Bubble of the 1990’s, and of course the 2007 bubble top. And there is one thing all of these market apexes have in common. They inflated a lot longer than anyone expected, sometimes FOR YEARS!

You could be conservative, go into 100% cash, and just stay on the sidelines until mass groupthink, hysteria, and insanity leave the market. But that could be a very long time.

And after more than a half-century in this business, there is one thing I know for sure. Traders who don’t trade, investors who don’t invest, and newsletters that don’t recommend all have one thing in common. THEY GET FIRED. Just because investing gets hard is no reason to quit the market.

The Japanese have a great expression for this: “When the fool is dancing, the greater fool is watching.” So, I’m going to start dancing away. What will it be? The cha cha, the limbo, or the Watusi?

Hmmmm. Let me see. Let me Google what everyone else is doing.

 

 

I am writing this to you from the first-class lounge at Warsaw Airport for LOT Airlines, the national air carrier of Poland. Every seat is full and the air conditioning is broken so the air is stifling.

The guy sitting next to me is shopping for a new tattoo on his iPhone as if he had space for another one.

There is all the day-old Polish food you can eat, but everything is full of garlic, not a great idea in a packed lounge of people waiting to get on to packed airplanes. The Internet doesn’t work, and I had to hack into another airline’s router to send out my trade alerts. They’re doing noisy construction next door. I’m here because my LOT flight to Lithuania is five hours late.

Oh, and the Dow is down 1,000 points.

Oh, the joys of international travel! I wish you weren’t here.

Which raises the important question of the day.

Did Jay Powell blow it?

Did he and his cohorts at the Federal Reserve hold off on interest rate cuts unnecessarily long, so long that he triggered a recession? That is certainly what the stock market thinks today, where it is to sell first and ask questions later.

When the Fed governor says he might cut interest rates that means “SELL” to a trader when the Headline Employment Rate is on an undeniable trend to a year high of 4.3%.

So, how is Jay to atone for his sins?

Cut rates sooner, faster, and by more. Instead of 0.5% in cuts by yearend, we instead are looking at 1.50%. He certainly has the dry powder to do it with. A 5.25% overnight rate against a 3.0% YOY inflation rate that is falling?

Who is Jay kidding?

It may take a couple of weeks for markets to figure all this out. Wash out all the stale Big Tech leveraged longs and we could get there pretty quickly. The 30% Volatility Index ($VIX) on Friday was certainly pretty convincing. That is known in the trade as a “1% event”, with a move in ($VIX) from $12 to $30 in two days only occurring 1% of the time.

Just be happy you didn’t own Intel (INTC), down 50% on the week. I (and therefore you) never bought into the (INTC) recovery story because I think the CEO is a con man. Andy Grove is rolling over in his grave.

In the meantime, anyone who loaded the boat with interest rate-sensitive stocks is looking just fine, thank you very much. Look no further than the (TLT), which hit an impressive $98, a one-year high.

Those who hovered up the dozen or so (TLT) calls spreads and long-term LEAPS I recommended during this time are sitting pretty. Has anyone looked at the (CCI) lately, where I put out a LEAPS as recently as in June at $95? It’s now at $115.50!

And the game has only just begun. This could go on for years.

Although few realize it, we actually suffered a global financial crisis last week. The metals like copper (COPX), and iron ore (BHP) have been waving a red flag for three months. Oil prices (USO) matched a new low for the year, already the worst-performing asset class of 2024, despite getting massive support from multiple wars in the Middle East. A near-instant move in ten-year US Treasury yields to 3.79% says that a recession is already here.

What you are seeing worldwide is known in the business as a “de-grossing,” where everyone shrinks their trading books all at once. The proof of this is the explosive 15% move in the Japanese yen (FXY).

For the past 30 years, hedge funds have been financing their positions through selling short the yen, which yielded zero, and investing the proceeds anywhere in the world into anything with a positive return. They then leveraged this position times ten or more. The Bank of Japan’s move to raise interest rates by a mere 25 basis points ended this game.

Another signal this was all about a “de-grossing” is that assets that should be rocketing on falling interest rates, like gold (GLD) and silver (SLV), actually fell. These declines will end once sanity returns to the markets, which should be soon.

The swan song for all of this frenetic activity is that some great trading and investment opportunities are setting up. But I’ll wait until the last trader throws up on their shoes before pulling the trigger. My Mad Hedge AI Market Timing Index now at 20 says we are already there.

So will you.

In July, we ended up a stratospheric +10.92%. So far in August, we are down by -4.83%. My 2024 year-to-date performance is at +26.11%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +9.43% so far in 2024. My trailing one-year return reached +42.49.

That brings my 16-year total return to +702.74. My average annualized return has recovered to +51.42%.

I used the market collapse to take profit in my shorts in (NVDA). I am still short (TSLA). I came out of a long in (SLV) when it started to wobble at support, a move that days proved too soon.

I added a new long in interest-sensitive (CAT). The Friday meltdown stopped me out of (IWM) and (IBKR). It’s easier to dig yourself out of a small hole than a big one.

I also used the meltdown in big tech to add a very deep in-the-money long (AMZN), taking advantage of the extremely high implied volatilities.

This is in addition to existing longs in (GLD), (BRK/B), (DE), and which I will likely run into the August 16 option expiration.

Some 63 of my 70 round trips, or 90%, were profitable in 2023. Some 44 of 56 trades have been profitable so far in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of 78.57%.

Try beating that anywhere.

Market Prices in 50 Point Basis Cut for September, job growth in the U.S. cratered and the unemployment rate inched higher. Nonfarm payrolls grew by just 114,000 and below the estimate of 185,000. The unemployment rate edged higher to 4.3% setting the stage for rates to be cut earlier than expected.

Weekly Jobless Claims Jump 14,000 to 249,000, a one-year high. The report from the Labor Department on Thursday also showed the number of people on jobless rolls swelling in mid-July to the highest level since late 2021. It could fan fears of a rapid labor market deterioration, which surfaced last month when data showed the unemployment rate rose to a 2-1/2-year high of 4.1% in June.

Bank of Japan Raises Rates for only the Second Time in 17 Years, up 25 basis points to 0.25%. The Japanese yen caught on fire as massive short positions were covered. The BOJ also halved monthly bond buying to ¥3 trillion in Q1 2026. Five-year bond yields hit a 15-year high at 0.665%. The world’s most despised currency, down 40% in three years, just caught a bid. Buy (FXY) on dips.

Fed Leaves Rates Unchanged at 23-Year High but indicated that the September rate cut is in the mail. Recent economic data has pointed toward inflation data falling back toward the central bank’s 2% target, while the unemployment rate has crept up above 4%. The Fed said in its policy statement Wednesday that it is attentive to risks on “both sides of its dual mandate,” which is maximum employment and stable prices.

Pending Home Sales Rocket 4.8% in June, versus 1.0% expected. The rise in housing inventory is beginning to lead to more contract signings. Multiple offers are less intense, and buyers are in a more favorable position. The Pending Home Sales Index (PHS), a leading indicator of housing activity, measures housing contract activity and is based on signed real estate contracts for existing single-family homes, condos, and co-ops.

Europe’s Economy Grew at a 0.3% Rate in Q2, far begin that of the 2.8% rate in the US. Germany in recession was a big drag. Germany, the euro zone’s biggest economy, unexpectedly posted a 0.1% contraction in the second quarter. It is amazing how strong the US is with its export markets so weak.

Homeowners Insurance Premiums Rocket by 21%, last year. Experts say a rise in severe weather largely contributed to the increase, but it’s hard to tell how insurers are factoring climate risk into the cost of policies. Some insurers have pulled out of certain areas completely, making state-sanctioned options a necessity. That’s only a Band-Aid as climate change can easily bankrupt any individual state, even California. Many in Florida now only buy fire insurance because storm insurance is now priced out of reach.

Microsoft (MSFT) Bombs, with an earnings and revenue beat, but with a slight shortfall in their Azure cloud business. Revenue from Azure, Microsoft’s main growth engine in recent years, rose 29% in the fiscal fourth quarter, compared with a 31% jump in the previous period. About 8 percentage points of the increase in the recent period was attributable to AI, up from 7 percentage points in the prior quarter. When you’re priced for perfection and come in less than perfect it's worth a 7% share price drop. Avoid big tech until it bottoms.

Tesla Recalls 1.8 Million Cars Over Hood Latch. Tesla claims a warning can be done with an overnight software upgrade. An unlatched hood could fully open and obstruct the driver's view, raising the risk of a crash, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) said. Thank goodness I sold short Tesla twice this month.

Janet Yellen Says $3 Trillion Annually is needed to shift to a low-carbon global economy, far more than we have currently budgeted for. On the other hand, it also offers the greatest investment opportunity of the century. We’ve had several alternative energy booms over the past decade, provided you got out on time.

My Ten-Year View

When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.

Dow 240,000 here we come!

On Monday, August 5 at 8:30 AM EST, the ISM Services PMI is out.

On Tuesday, August 6 at 9:30 AM, the Balance of Trade is published.

On Wednesday, August 7 at 8:30 PM, the new Mortgage Data is printed.

On Thursday, August 8 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced.

On Friday, August 9 at 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.

As for me, I received calls from six readers last week saying I remind them of Ernest Hemingway. This, no doubt, was the result of Ken Burns’ excellent documentary about the Nobel Prize-winning writer on PBS last week.

It is no accident.

My grandfather drove for the Italian Red Cross on the Alpine front during WWI, where Hemingway got his start, so we had a connection right there.

Since I read Hemingway’s books in my mid-teens I decided I wanted to be him and became a war correspondent. In those days, you traveled by ship a lot, leaving ample time to finish off his complete work.

I visited his homes in Key West, Cuba, and Ketchum Idaho.

I used to stay in the Hemingway Suite at the Ritz Hotel on Place Vendome in Paris where he lived during WWII. I had drinks at the Hemingway Bar downstairs where war correspondent Ernest shot a German colonel in the face at point-blank range. I still have the ashtrays.

Harry’s Bar in Venice, a Hemingway favorite, was a regular stopping-off point for me. I have those ashtrays too.

I even dated his granddaughter from his first wife, Hadley, the movie star Mariel Hemingway, before she got married, and when she was also being pursued by Robert de Niro and Woody Allen. Some genes skip generations and she was a dead ringer for her grandfather. She was the only Playboy centerfold I ever went out with. We still keep in touch.

So, I’ll spend the weekend watching Farewell to Arms….again, after I finish my writing.

Oh, and if you visit the Ritz Hotel today, you’ll find the ashtrays are now glued to the tables.

As for last summer, I stayed in the Hemingway Suite at the Hotel Post in Cortina d’Ampezzo Italy where he stayed in the late 1940’s to finish a book. Maybe some inspiration will run off on me.

 

 

Hemingway’s Living Room in Cuba, Untouched Since 1960

 

Earnest in 1918

 

Typing at Hemingway’s Typewriter in Italy from the 1940s

 

The Red Cross Uniform Hemingway Wore when He was Blown Up in 1917

 

Good Luck and Good Trading,

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader