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The Government That Cried Wolf

Treasury Secretary, Jack Lew, is warning us that the government will run out of money on Monday. Maybe, by rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, he can continue crucial payments, like Social Security and veterans benefits, through October 16. After that, we are officially broke. Bills for what the government has already spent will go unpaid. Welcome to the deadbeat nation.

How have the Republicans responded? By having a senator read Dr. Seuss?s Green Eggs and Ham, a popular children?s book, into the Congressional Record. With news like this, you?d think stocks and other risk assets would be well on their way to zero. Investors have every reason to despair.

Except that they?re not.

Too many traders have seen this movie before. The markets don?t believe it for a second. The 10 year Treasury yield, the specific securities we are about to default on, are actually rising in price in the run up to this disaster, with yields falling a stunning 40 basis points in two weeks. Stocks continue to maintain incredibly lofty heights, a mere 2.4% down from their all time highs.

When the public pronouncements of politicians and the markets contradict each other, I?ll go with the markets every time. Washington has cried wolf once too often.

In the wake of the last debt ceiling crisis two years ago, stocks cratered by a gut churning 25% in two months. Then ensued one of the greatest bull runs of all time, with the S&P 500 (SPY) rising an amazing 640 points, or 60%.

In fact, selling short President Obama has proven highly expensive. Those who bailed in the aftermath of his two election wins missed out on enormous upside stock gains. Traders have since learned the new language of Washington DC: government shutdown means ?BUY.?

The Democrats know that time is on their side and are astutely playing their hand accordingly. They know that the last time the Republicans chained the entrance to the Statue of Liberty they took a big hit in the following midterm elections. So, an offer of a repeat performance is being welcomed by the left with open arms.

The Democrats also know that they are winning the demographics battle. Ever year they pick up 3 million new voters through no effort of their own. Some 2 million young voters turn 21 every year, and 80% of these vote Democratic, when they show up. Another 1 million newly naturalized legal immigrants join the voter rolls, 90% of them back Obama, and they all show up, since citizenship is such a hard fought prize.

That means Democrats will gain some substantial percentage of 12 million votes nationally by 2016. This explains why so many conservatives were honestly shocked by the 2012 Romney loss, fueling the Internet with endless conspiracy theories. Their party was using four-year-old voter data.

If Romney had run in 2008, he would have won. And who have they got to run against Hillary Clinton in the next election, who is leading in the polls with a 60% margin among Republican women?

I?m afraid that if the Republicans continue their current behavior, they will go the route of the Whig Party, which faded into history in 1856. This would be a sad thing, as I support the two party system.

So many across the political spectrum see the Tea Party antics as a giant waste of time, and disrespectful of our democracy. While the Democratic Party is moving towards the middle, the Republicans are moving further to the right.

The most egregious shenanigans in the House and the Senate committed by Republicans are all about proving ideological purity, so they can win primaries against even more conservative contenders, who then blow national elections. The final legacy of the Tea Party may well be that they delivered a Senate to the Democrats when it should have been Republican.

The movement towards an effective one party state would come with considerable costs. The flood of deregulation unleashed by Ronald Reagan in the early 1980?s is still paying huge dividends. I much prefer paying $500 than $4,000 for a trip to Tokyo for my kids. I like no longer having to deal with only AT&T to make my long distance calls, which are now mostly free. They used to cost a fortune. Having 1,000 channels to watch on TV certainly gives me more choices than the original three.

Too bad the deregulators didn?t quit when they were ahead. Only eight years after the repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act eliminated barriers between broking and investment banking, every major financial institution in the US was de facto bankrupt. They are still crawling out of the hole, thanks to a massive government bailout.

I?m sure by now I have lost half of my subscribers, the right leaning half, so I?ll move on before I lose the rest.

What?s the bottom line on all of this? The theatrics in Washington are presenting a mere speed bump in one of the greatest bull markets of all time. The move in the main stock indices is just about to become the fourth largest upward on the books, as it is on the verge of surpassing the tremendous 1942-1946 bull run.

Imagine that! The outlook for public listed companies in the US is now so outrageously positive that it is having a greater impact on share prices than winning WWII! Wow, and double wow! For more reasons why we are in the midst of the greatest bull market of out lifetimes, please click the titles to read ?Why US Stocks Are Dirt Cheap? and ?My 2013 Stock Market Outlook?.
So use the 3%-7% dip we get this time around to scale into your favorite long positions one more time. That is the only entry point the market has permitted since November. We may have to wait all the way until April, 2014 to find a better entry point than that.

That?s what I?m doing.

Shorting Obama Has Proved Expensive

Breakfast With Boone Pickens

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Reformed oil man, repenting sinner, and borne again environmentalist, T. Boone Pickens, Jr. says that ?When we turn the US green, it will have the best economy ever.?

I met the spry, homespun billionaire at San Francisco?s Mark Hopkins on a leg of his self-financed national campaign to get America to kick its dangerous dependence on foreign oil imports. For the past 30 years, the US has had no energy policy because ?no one wanted to kick a sleeping dog.?

Production at Mexico?s main Cantarell field is collapsing, and will force that country to become a net importer in five years. Venezuela is shifting its exports of its sulfur-laden crude to China for political reasons, once refineries in the Middle Kingdom are completed to handle it.

Unfortunately, stable energy prices have put urgent alternative energy development on a back burner, with his preferred natural gas (UNG) taking the biggest hit. If the US doesn?t make the right investments now, our energy dependence will simply shift from one self-interested foreign supplier (Saudi Arabia) to another (China).

Wind and solar alone won?t work on still nights, and can?t power an 18-wheeler. Don?t count on the help of the big oil companies because they get 81% of their earnings from selling imported oil. The answer is in a diverse blend of multiple alternative energy supplies from American only sources.? Although Boone now has Obama?s ear, it?s a long learning process.

Boone says he has donated $700 million to charity, and argues that the 20,000 trees he has planted should offset the carbon footprint of his Gulfstream V private jet.

I worked with Boone to organize financing for a Mesa Petroleum Pac Man oil company takeover in the early eighties, when it was cheaper to drill for oil on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange than in the field. Now 85, he has not slowed down a nanosecond.

As Boone walked out the door, I shook hands with him and said ?I want to be like you when I grow up.? He smiled. When you meet a friend who is 85, you never know if you are going to see him again.

September 25, 2013

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Join the ?Invest Like a Monster? San Francisco Trading Conference

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I am pleased to announce that I will be participating in the Invest Like a Monster Trading Conference in San Francisco during October 25-26. The two-day event brings together experts from across the financial landscape who will improve your understanding of markets by a quantum leap and measurably boost your own personal trading performance.

Tickets are available for a bargain $399. If you buy the premium $499 package you will be invited to the Friday 6:00 pm VIP cocktail reception, where you will meet luminaries from the trading world, such as Trademonster?s Jon and Pete Najarian, Guy Adami, Jeff Mackey, and of course, myself, John Thomas, the Mad Hedge Fund Trader. All in all, it is great value for the money, and I?ll personally throw in a ride on the City by the Bay?s storied cable cars for free.

Jon Najarian is the founder of OptionMonster, which offers clients a series of custom crafted computer algorithms that give a crucial edge when trading the market. Called Heat Seeker ?, it monitors no less than 180,000 trades a second to give an early warning of large trades that are about to hit the stock, options, and futures markets.

To give you an idea of how much data this is, think of downloading the entire contents of the Library of Congress, about 20 terabytes of data, every 30 minutes. His firm maintains a 10 gigabyte per second conduit that transfers data at 6,000 times the speed of a T-1 line, the fastest such pipe in the civilian world. Jon?s team then distills this ocean of data on his website into the top movers of the day. ?As with the NFL,? says Jon, ?you can?t defend against speed.?

The system catches big hedge funds, pension funds, and mutual funds shifting large positions, giving subscribers a peek at the bullish or bearish tilt of the market. It also offers accurate predictions of imminent moves in single stock and index volatility.

Jon started his career as a linebacker for the Chicago Bears, and I can personally attest that he still has a handshake that?s like a steel vice grip. Maybe it was his brute strength that enabled him to work as a pit trader on the Chicago Board of Options Exchange for 22 years, where he was known by his floor call letters of ?DRJ.? He formed Mercury Trading in 1989 and then sold it to the mega hedge fund, Citadel, in 2004.

Jon developed his patented algorithms for Heat Seeker? with his brother Pete, another NFL player (Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Minnesota Vikings), who like Jon, is a regular face in the financial media.

In order to register for the conference, please click here. There you will find the conference agenda, bios of the speakers, and a picture of my own ugly mug. I look forward to seeing you there.

Cling! Cling!

Jon Najarian

Why I?m Buying the Treasury Bond Market

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The Fed?s decision not to taper, and therefore keep interest rates lower for longer, gave a great flashing green light to the bond market. It has been off to the races ever since, with the iShares Barclays 20+ Year Treasury Bond Fund (TLT) blasting through resistance this morning to new two month high. As this is off a double bottom on the charts that has been unfolding since July, the move looks pretty solid.

With the imminent appointment of my friend, Janet Yellen, as the next chairman of the Federal Reserve, I think we may not see a real taper until well into 2014. I heard yesterday that the White House staff has been ordered to start talking her up, now that their favorite, Larry Summers, has been sent to an assisted living facility.

So bonds have more to run, easily taking the yield on ten year Treasuries from this morning?s 2.70% down to 2.50%. There, we may stall out and define the lower end of the new range for bond yields for quite some time.

I have been begging, pleading with, and cajoling readers for the past month to take profits in their short bond positions and sell their holding in the ProShares Ultra Short 20+ Year Treasury ETF (TBT). If they did, they are nicely positioned to buy it back the next time it hits $70, down from the recent $82 peak. That is roughly where we hit the 2.50% ten-year yield.

That could be the bond trader?s lot for the next six months, buying paper every time we hit a 3% yield, and going short at the 2.50% yield. They deserve nothing less. If they had real balls, they?d be stock traders.

Keep in mind that this is a counter trend trade, which are always dangerous. I am convinced that we are now 13 months into the Great Bear Market for bonds that could last another 20 years. Future capital flows will be defined by moving out of bonds into stocks probably until the end of the 2020?s, the so called ?Great Rotation.? So I am being careful here, keeping maturities short at a little more than three weeks, the size small, and the strikes distant.

This is not my best-timed trade of the year, and I am a little late to the party. I am resorting to finishing off the left over drinks abandoned by the early arrivals. As has lately so often been the case, prices turn on a dime, and then don?t let anyone in, as there are no pullbacks. This is a sign of a market dominated by professional momentum traders, not stay at home day traders.

So the potential profit on this trade is only a modest $630, or 0.63% for the model $100,000 trading portfolio. The risk is small, and therefore, so is the payoff. If this doesn?t appeal, or if the commissions end up eating too much of your potential profit, just walk away. Or, you could wait for better prices with a pullback in the (TLT) to get the better return. Or, just watch it play out in the paper portfolio as a training exercise.

The attraction of this position is that it gives us a participation in the unfolding, politically driven smack down in Washington over the debt ceiling crisis. It also establishes a ?RISK OFF? position, which I can use to counterbalance my existing ?RISK ON? positions.

It?s always nice to have a hedge on in case the wheels fall off the market.

Always Nice to Have a Hedge On

September 24, 2013

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Apple?s Blowout Numbers Send Bears Scampering

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Apple?s (AAPL) report this morning that it sold a stunning 9 million model 5s and 5c iPhones has bowled over even the company?s most optimistic cheerleaders and sent the bears running. The consensus estimate had been only for 5 million units. At the opening highs, shares were up $30 to $497, well above the $468 that prevailed at my September 11 Trade Alert to buy the calls.

The blowout success emboldened Apple to substantially raise its Q4 guidance. Forecast revenues were quickly taken up from $34 to $37 billion, while margins edged up from 36% to 37%.

Analysts complained that the company muddled the numbers by simultaneously launching two new phones and retiring one. Certainly that generated some Apples to orange comparisons (no pun intended!). But the bottom line here is that this was a spectacular launch.

There are a number of reasons why both the analyst community and Wall Street got this so wrong. For an incremental upgrade, so many improvements were unleashed at once that it took some time to digest them all.

The iOS 7 64 bit operating system on the new A7 chip, the first ever for a smart phone, substantially boosted speeds, up to ten times for some functions for long suffering iPhone 4 owners. The iSight camera makes a generational leap to a very fast 8 megapixels. Other improvements came through for hundreds of other applications, which I am still trying to figure out. It?s like having to learn how to use an iPhone all over again, so save your upgrade for a free weekend.

Entire new business lines were introduced with barely any notice, like the free Internet radio service, which saw an amazing 11 million unique listeners sign up during the first few days. The agreement with Japan?s NTT Docomo to offer iPhones was hugely overlooked. With 60 million high earning customers, it makes the China Mobile (CHL) now show almost an irrelevance. Even without a (CHL) deal, consumers can now simply buy a 5c for $475 and connect to the domestic network for the first time.

Apple is still the fastest smart phone by miles, according to the chart below, beating the pants off of Google?s Android (GOOG), the Samsung Galaxy (SSNLF), and the Windows smart phone (MSFT). This is a crucial element in the company maintaining its premium pricing. Consumers don?t want to start collecting Social Security by the time their next page loads. If you are a fast typist, unlike me, you can hit the keys faster than the other operating systems? ability to process the commands, muddling the text.

It didn?t hurt that a staggering 200 million customers downloaded the new iOS 7 since last week, reminding us once again of the firm?s dominance in this space. Now we learn that several car manufacturers are going to build in iOS 7 into new models coming out next year. Apple is muscling into huge markets that no one else is even thinking about now. That?s another potential 30 million unit a year business.

I think we are 5 months into a 17 month leg up in Apple stock since it bottomed on April 21 at $380. In the wake of the 5s and 5c launch, we will probably trade in a range from $460 to $525. We will then break out to the upside in the new year, spurred on by another raft of new product launches for the iPad and iMac that could take us as high as $600.

A second period of digestion will follow. Then the prospect of an iPhone 6 launch in September 2014 should return us to the old high of $707. That gives you a potential gain in the stock from this level of 44%.

The company is putting its money where its mouth is. During a long, tedious summer, when its shares were trading in the low $400?s, it was the major buyer. The bulk of its $50 billion war chest is still in place to buy the dips.

I never believed the ultra bears, who seemed to berate the firm for its successes as much as its failure (iMaps, etc.). Downside targets have gone as low at $250 a share.

I have never been one to hold back from throwing rocks at the establishment. But this is a company that is making net profits of $14 million an hour, and they want to sell it short? If they were based in California, I?d say they were smoking something. Oops, they are based in California.

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Expiration of my Yen Bear Put Spread

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Add this one to the ?WIN? column.

I strapped on this position because I believed that the world was adding risk, expecting major bull moves, once it becomes clear that the multiple disasters now threatening the world don?t actually happen. The list includes war with Syria, the taper, the Bernanke replacement, the debt ceiling crisis, another sequester, yada, yada, yada.? A yen short is one of many ways to achieve this.

This is why US stocks refuse to sell off in any meaningful way. We are setting up for a great ?buy the rumor, sell the news? event. Remember when the first Gulf War started in 1991? Stocks drifted for six months in the run up, then soared once the bombs actually fell. We could be in for another one of those. That would take the yen and the euro to new lows for 2013.

Count on President Obama to draw out the Syria crisis for as long as possible. This gives the message of the coming military action the greatest political impact internationally. It also boosts his own political fortunes at home, leaving the Republicans drifting in the wind. Why be in a hurry to end it? They are now in the uncomfortable position of having to turn pacifist, after supporting Middle Eastern wars with a blank check for the last 11 years.

All of this worked out exactly as expected for our yen short, which is why it expired on Friday at its maximum value. The expiration print of $98.35 cleared our nearest strike of $103 by miles. This added a welcome $1,330 in profits to our $100,000 model trading portfolio for 2013.

On to the next one.

Kaching!

My Personal Leading Economic Indicator

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One of the joys of having small children is that you get to know the guy at the local plumbing supply shop really well. It?s amazing what will fit down a toilet these days.

He once told me that when Troll Dolls hit the market, every plumber in the country was guaranteed a job for life. When I went there yesterday I thought I?d pick up some leading economic indicators as well. After a deadly year, business is picking up a bit. Sure, it is still down from the onset of the Great Recession five years ago, but there is a definite improvement going on.

This was the Eureka moment! His comments confirm the sort of modest recovery I have been expecting. We aren?t going to zero anymore, but it is not exactly off to the races either. Throughout the nineties, a salesman at Circuit City (RIP) walked me through every generation of technology, and he was worth his weight in gold. All I had to do was buy a new TV from him every year, and they kept getting bigger and more expensive. I bought the second high definition TV sold in California, after George Lucas, who I used to run into at the local IHOP having breakfast with an aspiring young starlet. It was his casting couch.

Sometimes figuring out the direction of the economy is as simple as going down to the local butcher, baker, or candlestick maker and asking. They are on the front lines of economic activity, and they will see any changes months before those of us glued to computer screens. Make it your own unfair advantage, your own heads up in the marketplace. Just keep your eyes open and observe.

Asking George Lucas also helps.

A Troll Doll

Notice to Military Subscribers

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To the dozens of subscribers in Iraq, Afghanistan, and the surrounding ships at sea, thank you for your service! I think it is very wise to use your free time to read my letter and learn about financial markets in preparation for an entry into the financial services when you cash out. Nobody is going to call you a baby killer and shun you, as they did when I returned from Southeast Asia four decades ago.

I have but one request. No more subscriptions with .mil addresses, please. The Defense Department, the CIA, the NSA, Homeland Security, and the FBI do not look kindly on newsletters entering the military network, even the investment kind. If you think civilian spam filters are tough, watch out for the military kind! And no, I promise that there are no coded secret messages embedded with the stock tips. ?BUY? really does mean ?BUY.?

If I did not know the higher ups at these agencies, as well as the Joint Chiefs of Staff, I might be bouncing off the walls in a cell at Guantanamo by now. It also helps that many of the mid-level officers at these organizations have made a fortune with their meager government retirement funds following my advice. All I can say is that if the Baghdad Stock Exchange ever become liquid, I?m going to own it.

Where would you guess the greatest concentration of readers The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader is found? New York? Nope. London? Wrong. Chicago? Not even close. Try a ten-mile radius centered on Langley, Virginia, by a large margin. The funny thing is, half of the subscribing names coming in are Russian. I haven?t quite figured that one out yet.

So keep up the good work, and fight the good fight. But please, only subscribe to my letter with personal Gmail, Hotmail or Yahoo addresses, or with your spouse?s address. That way my life can become a lot more boring. Oh, and by the way, Langley, you?re behind on your bill. Please pay up, pronto, and I don?t want to hear whining about any damn budget cuts!

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