Global Market Comments
December 5, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or THE GOOD MARKET AND THE BAD MARKET)
(TLT), (XOM), (OXY), (TSLA), (SPY), (BABA), (BIDU), (KBH), (PHM), (LEN), (AAPL)
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I usually write my Monday strategy letters in the middle of the night in my mind, from 2:00 AM to 3:00 AM, because my feet are too hot, too cold, or because my hip hurts. Then I go back to sleep. If I remember half of it the next morning, then I get a great letter.
I often like to refer to old proven market nostrums and show how true they really are. One of my favorites is the concept of the “good” market and the “bad” market.
The good market is the one for bonds. Vastly more research goes into bonds than stocks because that’s where the respectable, safe, widows and orphan money goes. Global bond markets are also far bigger, worth about $120 trillion. Bond traders usually began their journey at Harvard or Wharton, speak with clipped upper-class accents, and belong to exclusive private clubs that would never let you in for lunch, even with an invitation from a member.
Suffice it to say that the bond market is always right. Their relaxed lifestyle can be explained by the fact that they really only have two variables to look at, Fed policy and the actual supply and demand for money. Working in the bond market is almost like a sinecure, sending you a paycheck every month because you are entitled to it.
The stock market is the complete opposite.
While the bond market was polishing the teacher’s apple at the head of the class, the stock market was smoking cigarettes in the bathroom, endlessly catching detention. The stock market is also smaller, worth about $50 trillion. While bond traders are attending their Rotary meetings, stock traders binge drink and tear up the roads with their new Porsches and Ferraris.
Needless to say, stock traders are always wrong.
That’s because they face a hopeless dilemma. While bond traders have to contemplate only two variables, stock traders have to deal with millions. They have to cope with the hundreds of input variables per company that affect their earnings, and there are over 3,000 companies that trade in the US alone.
To illustrate the point, look at the recent market action.
Both markets have been driven by the same massive liquidity created by the government since 2009. The bond market peaked in August 2020 when it saw the free lunch of ultra-low interest rates soon ending. Stocks didn’t peak until January 2021, some 17 months later. It’s clear that stock traders suffer from a severe learning disorder.
And they’re doing it again.
After a 49% swan dive over two years plus, bonds bottomed on October 14. Stocks may not finally bottom until the spring, six months after bonds. Bonds are now betting that the recession has already begun, we just haven’t seen it in the data yet. Stocks are betting that the recession doesn’t start until 2023, if at all. That’s why it’s been going up.
As for me, I have traded both stocks AND bonds. That’s because before there were stocks, there were bonds as the only thing to trade. As you may recall, stocks were moribund in the 1970s. On top of that, you can add foreign exchange, precious metals, commodities, and volatility. There essentially isn’t anything I haven’t traded.
My performance in December has so far tacked on another robust +3.37%. My 2022 year-to-date performance ballooned to +87.05%, a spectacular new high. The S&P 500 (SPY) is down -13.61% so far in 2022.
It is the greatest outperformance on an index since Mad Hedge Fund Trader started 14 years ago. My trailing one-year return maintains a sky-high +104.88%.
That brings my 14-year total return to +599.61%, some 2.60 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period and a new all-time high. My average annualized return has ratcheted up to +46.12%, easily the highest in the industry.
I took profits in my triple weighting in bonds last week (TLT), booking some serious profits. All my remaining positions are profitable, shorts in (XOM), (OXY), (TSLA), (SPY), and one long in (TSLA), with 50% cash for a 30% net short position. We’ve just had a great run and the time to pay the piper is fast approaching.
With an +87.05% profit in hand this year, I don’t get a lot of complaints. However, I have been getting some lately because my trade alerts can be hard to get into.
Of course, it can be challenging to execute when 6,000 subscribers are trying to get into the same position at the same time. But when the entire world joins in, that raises the difficulty to a whole new level.
That is what happened with my trade alert to BUY the (TLT) on November 18. It was the trade alert around the world and the next day, bonds rocketed by $3.50. I laddered in with more positions with higher strike prices getting to a triple long in the bond market. When your trade alerts have a 95% success rate, that is what happens. It is the price of being right, which is better than the alternative.
When I first entered this trade, I thought the ten-year US Treasury yield would plunge from 4.46% to 2.50% by June 2023, taking the (TLT) from $91 to $120.
With the (TLT) at $108 on Friday and the ten-year yield at 3.50%, we are already halfway there. If I AM right and bond yields drop to 2.50%, the 30-year fixed mortgage rate will also drop below 4.00% and you can forget about any real estate crash. That's why the homebuilders (LEN), (KBH), and (PHM) are up 30%-40% since October.
With the ballistic moves in some Chinese stocks over the last two weeks (Alibaba (BABA) up 58%, Baidu ((BIDU) adding 47%, I have received a surge in inquiries about the prospects of the US going to war with the Middle Kingdom.
I have been asked this question continuously for the last 50 years, by several Presidents of the United States on down, and my answer is always the same.
There is not a chance.
The reason is very simple. The Chinese can’t feed themselves. They have not been able to do so for 100 years. With a population of 1.2 billion, the Chinese will never be able to feed themselves.
That means the Chinese are highly dependent on international trade to finance their food imports. When trade is vibrant, China prospers.
When it doesn’t, they start stacking up the bodies like cordwood for mass cremation, as happened when China suffered its last major famine. I know because I was there in the 1970s, and I’ll never forget that smell. As you quickly learn during a famine, there is no substitute for food.
So, what are the chances of China bombing their food supply? I’d say zero. A disruption of even a few months and people start to go hungry. Will they bluff, bluster, and obfuscate for domestic consumption? Every day of the year and that is what they are doing now.
As for buying Chinese stocks, I think I’ll pass for now. There are just too many great American ones on sale. The Chinese moves above are only taking place after horrific declines, 78% for (BABA), and 81% for (BIDU).
And before I go on to the data points, I want to recall a funny story.
One day in London 40 years ago, one of my junior traders at Morgan Stanley walked in with a big smile on his face. He had just gotten a great deal on a Ferrari Testarossa, which then retailed at $360,000, a lot of money for a 25-year-old East Ender in those days.
I thought to myself, “There are no great deals on Ferraris.”
A few months later, he totaled the Ferrari after a late night of binge drinking and racing on London’s damp streets, breaking the vehicle cleanly in half. The insurance company determined that his car was in fact two different Ferraris with two different VIN numbers that had been welded together. The car had split apart at the welds.
Some clever entrepreneur took the intact front end of a rear-ended car and the pristine back half of a car with destroyed hood and made one whole good Ferrari. Since my trader had only insured one car and not two, the insurance company refused to honor the claim.
All I can say is “Beware of friends bearing false Ferraris.”
Nonfarm Payroll Report Comes in Hot in November at 263,000, socking markets for 500 points. A December rate hike of 75 basis points has been firmly put back on the table. The Headline Unemployment Rate stays at a near-record high 3.7%. Average Hourly Earnings were up an inflationary 0.6%. Wages are up 5.1% YOY. The dollar soared on the prospect of higher rates for longer.
JOLTS Job Openings Report Comes in Weaker at 10.33 million in October, down 353,000 from September. High interest rates are finally taking their toll. There are still 1.7 job openings per applicant.
Key Inflation Read Drops, the Personal Consumption Expenditures Price Index falling 0.2% in October, excluding food and energy. It sets up a weak CPI on December 13, which would be very stock market positive.
Powell Turns Dovish, well, sort of, indicating that smaller interest rate hikes could start in December. The comments were made at a Brookings Institution meeting on Wednesday. Stocks rallied big on the news.
US to Ease Venezuela Sanctions, allowing Chevron to resume pumping there for six months after a three-year hiatus. It’s an out-of-the-blue big negative for oil prices. Venezuelan oil production has plunged from 2.1 million barrels a day to only 679, 000 thanks to gross mismanagement of the economy. But beggars can’t be choosers on the energy front. Good thing I’m running a double short in the sector. It’s the last think OPEC plus wanted to hear.
Don’t Expect a Housing Crash, as the financial system was vastly stronger than it was in 2008. A mild recession is already priced in, and bank balance sheets are rock solid. Buy the homebuilders on the next dips now coming off from horrific earnings, (KBH), (PHM), and (LEN).
Don’t Expect an iPhone 14 for Christmas, as pandemic-driven production shutdowns and Foxconn riots in China crimp supplies. It could be a longer wait if you want the new deep purple color. Avoid (AAPL) for now. I expect another big tech dive in 2023.
China Riots Tank Market, raising the specter of extended supply chain problems, especially for Apple (AAPL). Oil was especially hard hit as China is its largest buyer, hitting a two-year low and giving up all 2022 gains. China seems to be sacrificing its older generation, not giving them priority for vaccinations which don’t work anyway. This isn’t going away in a day. Transition to India will take a decade.
Case Shiller Plunges, the National Home Price Index Taking a 1.2% hit in September to 10.6%. Miami, Tampa, and Charlotte, NC showed the biggest YOY increases. You know the reasons why.
Home Rentals to Stay Sticky at Record Levels, with gains at 25-35% over the past 24 months. Homebuyers frozen out of the market by record-high interest rates are forced to rent at any price.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With the economy decarbonizing and technology hyper-accelerating, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The America coming out the other side will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, December 5 at 8:00 AM EST, the ISM Nonmanufacturing PMI for November is out.
On Tuesday, December 6 at 8:30 AM, the Mad Hedge Traders & Investors Summit begins. Click here to register.
On Wednesday, December 7 at 7:30 AM, the Crude Oil Stocks are announced. It’s pearly Harbor Day.
On Thursday, December 8 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. We also get the Producer Price Index for November.
On Friday, December 9 at 8:30 AM, the Producer Price Index for November. At 2:00, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is out.
As for me, I am sitting here in front of the fire at my place in the Berkeley Hills and it is freezing cold and pouring rain outside. Heaven knows we need it.
I’m going to San Francisco later today to do some Christmas shopping. It’s not the ideal time but in my hopelessly busy schedule, this was the only day this year allocated for this chore.
For some reason, last night I recalled my days as an Ivy League Princeton professor, which I hadn’t thought about for decades.
When Morgan Stanley was a private partnership, before it went public in 1987, the firm represented the cream of the US establishment. There wasn’t anyone in business, industry, or politics you couldn’t reach through one of the company’s endless contacts. We referred to it as the “golden Rolodex.”
One day in the early 1980s, a managing director asked me a favor. Since he had landed me my job there, I couldn’t exactly say no. He had committed to teaching a graduate night class in International Economics at his alma mater, Princeton University, but a scheduling conflict had prevented him from doing so.
Since I was then the only Asian expert in the firm, could I take it over for him? If I had extra time to kill, I could always spend it in the Faculty Club.
I said “sure.”
So, the following Wednesday found me at Penn Station boarding a train for the leafy suburb about an hour away. On the way down, I passed the locations of several Revolutionary War battles. When we pulled into Princeton, I realized why they called these places “piles”. The gray stone ivy-covered structures looked like they had been there a thousand years.
My students were whip-smart, spoke several Asian languages, and asked a ton of questions. Many came from the elite families who owned and ran Asia. I understood why my boss took the gig.
I turned out to be pretty popular at the faculty Club, with several profs angling for jobs at Morgan Stanley. Rumors of the vast fortunes being made there had leaked out.
Princeton was weak in my field, DNA research. But as the last home of Albert Einstein, it was famously strong in math and physics. Many of the older guys had worked with the famed Berkeley professor, Robert Oppenheimer, on the Manhattan Project.
I was still a mathematician of some note those days, so someone asked me if I’d like to meet John Nash, the inventor of Game Theory, which won him a Nobel Prize in Economics in 1994. Nash’s work on partial differential equations became the basis for modern cryptography. I was then working on a model using Game Theory to predict the future of stock markets. It still works today and is the basis the Mad Hedge Market Timing Algorithm.
Weeks later found me driven to a remote converted farmhouse in the New Jersey countryside. On the way, I was warned that Nash was a bit “odd,” occasionally heard voices speaking to him, and rarely came to the university.
I later learned that his work in cryptography had driven him insane, given all the paranoia of the 1950s. Having worked in that area myself, that was easy to understand. His friends hoped that by arguing against his core theories, he would engage.
When I was introduced to him over a cup of tea, he just sat there passively. I realized that I was going to have to take the initiative so as a stock market participant, I immediately started attacking Game Theory. That woke him up and started the wheels spinning. It hadn’t occurred to him that game theory could be used to forecast stock prices.
His friends were thrilled.
I later went on to meet many Nobel Prize winners, as the Nobel Foundation was an early investor in my hedge fund. Whenever a member of the Swedish royal family comes to California, I get an invitation to lunch for the Golden State’s living Nobel laureates. It turns out that 20% of all the Nobel Prizes awarded since its inception live here. Last time, I sat next to Milton Friedman, and I argued against HIS theories.
The other thing I remembered about my Princeton days is my discovery of the “professor's dilemma.” Sometimes a drop-dead gorgeous grad student would offer to go home with me after class. I was happily married in those days with two kids on the way, so I respectfully declined, despite my low sales resistance.
No away games for me.
Stay healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
The Nobel Prize
Mad Hedge Technology Letter
November 23, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE)
(AAPL), (ARKK), (OECD)
I’m not saying all tech “gurus” are that brain-dead and I’m not saying that all tech companies are that bad, but tech is operating in a middle ground right now between good and bad.
That’s really where we are for tech stocks.
Cathy Wood has reiterated her $1 million per Bitcoin price target for 2030. If you don’t remember who Wood is, she is the tech growth evangelist that presides over a popular tech ETF called ARKK, and the only reason she gets these funds to invest is because of the high inflows of retail investors believing her fantasies like buying Coinbase after systemic risk to crypto increasing wildly.
Betting the farm right now on tech is not the right thing to do.
Tech was supposed to outperform easily, heading into the December 13th CPI report that records inflation, precisely because inflation was the number one risk to the tech market and inflation was creeping lower.
However, arbitrary lockdowns in China have accelerated and the recent weakness in technology stocks implies a global growth scare with reports today of Chinese workers violently protesting at Apple’s main iPhone factory run by Foxconn in Henan province, China.
The global growth scare has frightened off tech investors in the short term.
American tech companies benefit disproportionally globally to other domestic American companies and what goes on outside national borders is completely relevant to the sentiment of Silicon Valley tech stocks.
We are in a weird middle ground where a global growth scare has bolted to the fore, but high inflation is still a wrecking ball to many economies and is slightly ticking down.
In this type of gridlock narrative, the US Central Bank cannot start easing because the economy isn’t weak enough to “save.”
Then to cap it off, to lower rates, the US really needs a recession and while tech has suffered 100s of thousands of job losses so far, the broader economy is holding up quite well, even with a stealth tax called inflation on consumers, and incremental growth is expected for not only the United States in 2023 but the whole world.
The latest OECD report foresees U.S. inflation remaining well above the Fed’s 2% annual target next year and into 2024.
The OECD’s forecast for the 19 European countries expects the eurozone to collectively manage just 0.5% growth next year before accelerating slightly to 1.4% in 2024.
The OECD expects the United States, the world’s largest economy, to grow just 1.8% this year (down drastically from 5.9% in 2021), 0.5% in 2023, and 1% in 2024.
This spells out to me that not much will radically change from 2022.
Barely scraping along and avoiding a recession means that the Fed won’t have a license to suddenly pivot.
That means there will be a delay in introducing meaningful easing and by that, I mean half-point or full-point rate cuts perhaps to the end of 2023 and maybe even 2024.
I believe we are range bound with tech stocks rallying on perceived pivot front-running.
However, any rally will come down to earth with tech earnings decelerating and growth scares occurring periodically.
In short, we are losing precious time for the last gangbuster rally into year-end for tech shares, and it is increasingly probable that the “year-end rally” already took place.
We need a capitulation for things to pick up steam and that obviously won’t happen when Cathy Wood is screaming for $1 million per Bitcoin in the tech sector.
We need to flush out the weak hands first and she’s next on the list after the crypto implosion.
Mad Hedge Technology Letter
November 16, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(CONTENT IS KING)
(AMZN), (GOOGL), (AAPL)
It’s the death of websites.
I love doing presentations to small businesses in my free time, partly to stay in touch with the pulse of the industry’s minnows that have the unenviable task of fighting uphill against the behemoths.
It’s bad enough that the tech giants have scaled locally turning one’s local playground into a disadvantage.
The presentation is aptly titled "Content is King... But Only Through One’s Ownership" where the same parallels are explored and unpacked for my audience.
Proprietary Content – must be yours and you must own it on your own turf - your blog, your vlog, your app, and so on, it goes for everything.
Repurposing content on other platforms as a supplement to your own is one thing, but the moment you adopt an enemy platform as your main platform, that’s your coup de grâce.
SMEs (small businesses enterprise) believe it’s plausible to work with the higher-ups, but don’t forget the higher-ups have every incentive to cut you off from the fountain of youth.
One could say the best skill big tech has today is undermining its competition.
Facebook doesn’t allow posting content that criticizes Facebook, have you ever wondered why?
Website innovation has ground to a halt because of the PageRank algorithm from Google - everybody is making websites the same, a top nav, descriptive text, a smattering of images, and a handful of other elements arranged similarly.
Google’s algorithms and the self-regulating nature of its ecosystem have perverted the chance to have a unique online experience.
Most internet users have discovered that most websites don’t work well and the execution is lousy.
Silicon Valley now has a monopoly on websites.
Because websites are the key to building businesses, Silicon Valley is now using the concept of websites and their position as de-facto moderators to prevent others from developing proper websites, killing off the competition.
Alphabet is notorious for ranking in-house products at the top of page one of any Google search.
Amazon has followed the same practice by sticking its in-house brands at the top of any Amazon search on Amazon.com.
Websites are used to give businesses a chance.
What’s next?
Once we migrate the lion’s share of content to voice platforms over the next 15 years, Google Home, Apple HomePod, or Amazon Alexa could easily choose to remove Joe’s Furniture Moving Business information because they aren’t following arbitrary “policies.”
Big tech will be the gatekeepers of all global information, business, and development in the world and we will need to satisfy their algorithms to get our own content uploaded on their voice platforms.
And because of the nature of voice, users cannot see what else is out there, users will only hear what these companies tell us offering an outsized opportunity to manipulate the user experience generating more dollars for these powerful platforms.
As we inch towards the day the US Central Bank will drop the Federal Funds rate, minus Facebook, readers must load up the truck and pile into these monopolistic tech stocks.
Global Market Comments
November 10, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(TEN MORE TRENDS TO BET THE RANCH ON),
(AAPL), (AMZN), (GOOGL), (TSLA), (CRSP), (EDIT), (NTLA)
Global Market Comments
November 7, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or THE FED GIVETH AND THE FED TAKETH AWAY)
(SPY), (TLT), (JNK), (AAPL), (MSFT), (AMZN), (GOOGL), (META)
Now you see it, now you don’t.
The rip-roaring rally that started in October, with which we made so much money on, vaporized in a heartbeat. Traders lulled into a false sense of security with happy talk among themselves were suddenly throwing up on their shoes.
Fed governor Powell clearly indicated that interest rates will remain higher for longer, and therefore, stock prices lower. Powell promised us pain last summer and is delivering big time. Powell’s job is NOT to defend the stock market.
Personally, I’m looking for another 75 basis points on December 14, followed by 50 basis points on February 1 and another 25 basis points on March 22. This will bring us 4.75%-5.00% range for overnight Fed funds. After that, rates will fall for years as the Fed rushes to repair the damage it inflicted on the economy. Stocks will deliver the 800% return I have been promising.
I went into the Fed meeting short and used the ensuing meltdown to take profits.
As a result, my November month-to-date performance went off to the races, already achieving a hot +2.20%.
That leaves me with a very rare 100% cash position. With midterm election results out on Wednesday and the next report on the Consumer Price Index on Thursday, that sounds like a prudent place to be.
My 2022 year-to-date performance ballooned to +77.57%, a new high. The Dow Average is down -11.85% so far in 2022.
It is the greatest outperformance on an index since Mad Hedge Fund Trader started 14 years ago. My trailing one-year return maintains a sky-high +49.51%.
That brings my 14-year total return to +590.13%, some 2.86 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period and a new all-time high. My average annualized return has ratcheted up to +49.51%, easily the highest in the industry.
There is no doubt that the greatest buying opportunity of the century is setting up. Those who bought the Dotcom Crash bottom in 2003 snapped up Apple (AAPL) at 20 cents on its way to $186, split adjusted. During the 2009 Financial Crisis bottom, the savvy snapped up Microsoft (MSFT) at $11. Its top tick last year was $23.
A similar golden opportunity is setting up in the next year and will create immense wealth. Just remember that things always go down more than you think, and then rise far more than you believe possible.
However, one of the greatest questions of all time has finally been resolved. Can stock markets rise without big tech? The answer has been an overwhelming “YES.” Financial, where we have been very heavily involved, rose up to 25% while tech was falling 20%. Healthcare has been on fire as well. It all gives us a place to earn our crust of bread until the long-term trend up in tech resumes, however long that may take.
The turn will be called by the prospect of Fed interest rate CUTS sometime in 2023, and good luck calling that.
Further complicating matters near term is that this could be the greatest tax loss selling year of all time, with some stocks down up to 80% sold to offset gains elsewhere, such as in energy. But the mutual funds are already done, their tax year already ended. Whatever is left must be wound up by December 31.
Nonfarm Payroll Comes in at a Hot 261,000 in October, higher than hoped. The Headline Unemployment Rate crawled up to 3.7%, the highest since February. Average hourly earnings are up 4.7% YOY, far below the inflation rate. The U-6 “Discourage worker” rate rose from 6.7% to 6.8%. Anyone who thinks these numbers will lead to an earlier end to the Fed interest rate rises has a hole in their head.
JOLTS Beats Bigtime, with 10.7 million jobs opening, a million more than expected. No cooling of labor demand here.
ADP Rises 239,000, more than expected, nailing the coffin shut on the 75-basis point rate hike. The strong industries, like Airlines and Leisure & Hospitality, are still hiring like crazy.
Is Big Tech Dead Money? It may be for months, or even years, but Big Tech always comes back. It’s just a matter of how long it takes big double-digit earnings to return with the onset of the next robust economic recovery. Until then, expect a lot of differentiation. Apple (AAPL) will hold up best, followed by Amazon (AMZN) and Google (GOOGL). As for Meta (META), the old Facebook, it may never come back.
Tech Austerity Accelerates, with Apple (AAPL) announcing an unheard-of hiring freeze. The rest of big tech is following suit. The knees are about to be cut from under the market’s safest stock.
Fed Raises Interest Rates by 75 Basis Points but changed their language to be slightly more accommodative. Stocks rallied 500 points on the news. If this is bullish, it’s a stretch. They are still targeting a 2% inflation rate and will take into account cumulative tightening to date. Acknowledging they have already raised rates a lot is something. That is more dovish than expected.
Chicago PMI is Still Falling, from 47 estimated to 45.2 in October. Under 50 indicates a recessionary economy.
Morgan Stanley Says Rising Rates to End Soon, according to strategist Mike Wilson. The big pivot will happen sooner than later. I agree.
Twitter Hate Speech Spikes 500%, since Elon Musk took over the company, as racists and conspiracy theorists test his looser limits. The entire senior staff has been fired as they are still subject to fraud accusations from Musk. Musk thinks he can resell the company for a big premium in five years. Is this the end of democracy, or just Twitter (TWTR) whose stock no longer trades? More advertisers will bail after Musk paraded conspiracy theories in the wake of the Pelosi assassination attempt.
US Treasury to Borrow $550 Billion in Q4. It means the bond short (TLT) and (TBT) may have one more gasp to go.
Japan Spends $42 Billion to Support the Yen in October to no avail, as it threatens new lows. The yen will remain weak as long as interest rates remain near zero.
First Starship to Launch in December, the largest rock ever launched. The super heavy booster will return to earth while the capsule will land off the coast of Hawaii. Space X has a $3 billion contract from NASA to return to the moon by 2025.
US Banks Processed $1.2 Billion in Ransomware Payments this Year, triple the previous year’s level. Russia is the source of many of the attacks. And you wonder why we are supporting Ukraine?
Russian Economy Shrinks by 5% YOY in September as the sanctions take their toll. Only 45% to go. The call-up of 300,000 reservists has yet to hit the economy.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With the economy decarbonizing and technology hyper-accelerating, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The America coming out the other side will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, November 7 at 12:00 PM, the Consumer Credit for September is released.
On Tuesday, November 8, the US Midterm elections take place with 532 House and 34 Senate seats up for grabs.
On Wednesday, November 9 the entire day will be spent analyzing election results and tracking the ties.
On Thursday, November 10 at 8:30 AM, Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. We also get the US Core Inflation Rate for October.
On Friday, November 11 at 8:30 AM the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment for November is printed. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is out.
As for me, I was recently in Los Angeles visiting old friends, and I am reminded of one of the weirdest chapters of my life.
There were not a lot of jobs in the summer of 1971, but Thomas Noguchi, the LA County Coroner, was hiring. The famed USC student jobs board had delivered! Better yet, the job included hours at night and free housing at the coroner's department.
I got the graveyard shift, from midnight to 8:00 AM. All I had to do was buy a black suit from Robert Halls, for $25.
Noguchi was known as the “coroner to the stars” having famously done the autopsies on Marilyn Monroe and Jane Mansfield. He did not disappoint.
For three months, whenever there was a death from unnatural causes, I was there to pick up the bodies. If there was a suicide, gangland shooting, or horrific car accident, I was your man.
Charles Manson had recently been arrested and I was tasked with digging up the victims. One, cowboy stuntman Shorty Shay, had his head cut off and neatly placed in between his ankles.
The first time I ever saw a full set of women’s underclothing, a girdle, and pantyhose, was when I excavated a desert roadside grave that the coyotes had dug up. She was pretty far gone.
Once, I and another driver were sent to pick up a teenage boy who had committed suicide in Beverly Hills. The father came out and asked us to take the mattress as well. I regretted that we were not allowed to do favors on city time. He then said, “can you take it for $200”, then an astronomical sum.
A few minutes later found a hearse driving down the Santa Monica Freeway on the way to the dump with a double mattress expertly tied on the roof with Boy Scout knots with a giant blood spot in the middle.
Once, I was sent to a cheap motel where a drug deal gone wrong had produced several shootings. I found $10,000 in a brown paper bag under the bed. The other driver found another ten grand and a bag of drugs and kept them. He went to jail. I didn’t.
The worst pick-up of the summer was also the most disgusting and even made the old veterans sick. A 300-pound man had died of a heart attack and was not discovered for a month. We decided to each grab an arm or leg and all tug on the count of three. One, two, three, and all four limbs came off!
Eventually, I figured out that handling dead bodies could be hazardous to your health, so I asked for rubber gloves. I was fired.
Still, I ended up with some of the best summer job stories ever.
Stay healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Global Market Comments
November 3, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(LONG TERM PORTFOLIO UPDATE)
(BMY), (AMGN), (CRSP), (LLY), (EEM), (BABA),
(GOOGL), (AAPL), (AMZN), (SQ), (TBT), (JNK), (JPM),
(BAC), (MS), (GS), (FXA), (FXC), (SLV)
