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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or Get Ready to Sell in May

So when you are supposed to “Sell in May and go away”, what are you supposed to be doing on April 18?

Not much.

War, inflation, disease, runaway energy prices, and soaring interest rates are usually not a good backdrop for trading stocks. When the wind is blowing against me with gale-force winds instead of behind me, I tend to quit. I only like playing games that are rigged in my favor, or in yours.

Retreating to fight another day sounds like a good strategy to me because it’s much easier to dig out of a small hole than a large one. And it’s impossible to recover if you lost all your money chasing marginal low-quality trades. That 100-day cruise around the world that Cunard is offering right now looks pretty good. If the central bank says it is set on slowing the economy, believe it. The free Fed put is a distant memory.

But whatever Armageddon we are facing out there, it will be a modest one. We now have an unemployment rate of 3.6%, but there are still 11 million open jobs. That means there are more jobs in the US right now than workers, a first in history.

There are in fact several big positives the markets are ignoring right now because it is fashionable to do so. You know these supply chain problems? They’re slowly going away. You see this in falling freight rates for US truckers.

The Cass Freight Index measure of domestic shipping demand edged up a bare 0.6% in March from the month before, an unseasonable slowing of growth at the end of the quarter. From where I sit, the number of Chinese container ships at anchor in San Francisco Bay is on a definite decline.

Going into real recessions, consumers usually baton down the hatches, don their hard hats, and reign in spending. And while they tell pollsters they are worried about the economy, they act like they believe in the opposite, spending with reckless abandon. Wells Fargo (WFC) has seen spending on credit cards soaring by 33% in Q1, while it has jumped by an impressive 29% at JP Morgan (JPM).

There is also a great positive out there which is being completely ignored by the market. The pandemic is gone. Daily cases have dropped from one million to only 20,000 in two months, a record drop in the history of epidemiology. Masks are now only required at mass events like rock concerts and the San Francisco Ballet.

So I will endeavor to entertain you with my stories long enough to keep you from getting bored until trading stocks becomes the slam dunk no-brainer affair it once was. That would be in anything from 2-5 months.

Elon Musk makes $53 billion takeover bid for Twitter in a move that gobsmacked Wall Street. He made the offer in a 281-character tweet to the board of directors. His goal will be to end all censorship, which means bringing back the crazies and the violent. If they don’t accept his premium offer, then he will sell the 9.9% of shares that he already owns and the board will get sued to death by shareholders.

Inflation jumps to 8.5% YOY, a 40-year high, with half of the increase coming from gasoline prices. Stocks and bonds were up on a “buy the rumor, sell the news” move. Unless oil prices completely collapse, next month will be worse.

Producer Price Index rockets by 11.2%, an 11-year high. This is on the heels of yesterday’s red hot Core Inflation report. It makes a half-point rate hike on April 29 a sure thing.

Retail Sales jumped 0.5% in March, and up 6.9% YOY, while import prices hit an 11-year high.

Bonds hit new three-year lows, with yields soaring to 2.81% overnight. The market is transitioning from a Fed that is raising rates from a quarter point at each meeting to a half point. We may be reaching the end of this leg down, off $9.00 in weeks. Only sell the big rallies. (TLT) LEAPS holders are sitting pretty.

Mortgage Refis down 67% YOY, thanks to a 30-year fixed rate mortgage that has topped 5.0%. It looks like the loan sharks won’t be grabbing as much in fees. This market won’t recover for several years. If you didn’t refi last year at century low rates, you’re screwed.

NVIDIA downgraded from outperform to neutral and the price target was chopped from $360 to $225 by Baird & Co. It’s a bold move as (NVDA) has long been a Mad Hedge favorite and 70-bagger over the last five years. Baird cites cancellations driven by a combination of excess GPUs, or graphics processing unit in Western Europe and Asia, as well as a slowdown in consumer demand, especially in China. Slowing consumer demand for GPUs was evident in the continuing reduction in graphics card pricing. I believe any slowdowns are temporary and you should keep buying (NVDA) on dips.

Used Car Sales take a hit, as affordability becomes a major issue. Carmax just reported a 6.5% plunge in Q4. I can sell my Tesla Model X for more than I paid three years ago because it takes a year to get a new one.

Weekly Jobless Claims hit 185,000, up 18,000 from the previous week. The stock market may be worried about a coming recession but the jobs market sure isn’t.

Morgan Stanley blows away earnings. Equity trading came in a hot $3.2 billion and bond trading $2.9 billion. The shares popped 7% on the news. Buy (MS) on dips.

Mercedes breaks 600 miles range on a single charge with its EQXX prototype, driving from Stuttgart to the French Riviera. But the cost per watt is still double Tesla’s. Mercedes plans to go all-electric by the end of the decade.

My Ten-Year View

When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still historically cheap, oil peaking out soon, and technology hyper accelerating, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The America coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!

My March month-to-date performance retreated to a modest 0.38%. My 2022 year-to-date performance ended at a chest-beating 27.23%. The Dow Average is down -5.1% so far in 2022. It is the greatest outperformance on an index since Mad Hedge Fund Trader started 14 years ago. My trailing one-year return maintains a sky-high 68.55%.

On the next capitulation selloff day, which might come with the April Q1 earnings reports, I’ll be adding long positions in technology, banks, and biotech. I am currently in a rare 100% cash position awaiting the next ideal entry point.

That brings my 13-year total return to 539.79%, some 2.10 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My average annualized return has ratcheted up to 44.36%, easily the highest in the industry.

We need to keep an eye on the number of US Coronavirus cases at 80.6 million, up only 300,000 in a week and deaths topping 988,000 and have only increased by 3,000 in the past week. You can find the data here. Growth of the pandemic has virtually stopped, with new cases down 98% in two months.

On Monday, April 18 at 7:00 AM EST, the NAHB Housing Market Index is out. Bank of America (BAC) reports.

On Tuesday, April 19 at 8:30 AM, Housing Starts for March are published. Netflix (NFLX) reports.

On Wednesday, April 20 at 8:30 AM, the Existing Home Sales for March are printed. Tesla (TSLA) reports.

On Thursday, April 22 at 7:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are printed. Union Pacific (UNP) reports.

On Friday, April 23 at 8:30 AM, the S&P Global Composite Flash PMI is disclosed. American Express (AXP) reports. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count are out.

As for me, the call from Washington DC was unmistakable, and I knew what was coming next. “How would you like to serve your country?” I’ve heard it all before.

I answered, “Of course, I would.”

I was told that for first the first time ever, foreign pilots had access to Russian military aircraft, provided they had enough money. You see, everything in the just collapsed Soviet Union was for sale. All they needed was someone to masquerade as a wealthy hedge fund manager looking for adventure.

No problem there.

And can you fly a MiG29?

No problem there either.

A month later, I was wearing the uniform of a major in the Russian Air Force, my hair cut military short, sitting in the backseat of a black Volga limo, sweating bullets.

“Don’t speak,” said my driver.

The guard shifted his Kalashnikov and ordered us to stop, looked at my fake ID card and waved us on. We were in Russia’s Zhukovky Airbase 100 miles north of Moscow, home of the country’s best interceptor fighter, the storied Fulcrum, or MiG-29.

I ended up spending a week at the top-secret base. That included daily turns in the centrifuge to make sure I was up to the G-forces demand by supersonic flight. Afternoons saw me in ejection training. There in my trainer, I had to shout “eject, eject, eject,” pull the right-hand lever under my seat, and then get blasted ten feet in the air, only to settle back down to earth.

As a known big spender, I was a pretty popular guy on the base, and I was invited to a party every night. Let me tell you that vodka is a really big deal in Russia, and I was not allowed to leave until I had finished my own bottle, straight.

In 1993, Russia was realigning itself with the west, and everyone was putting their best face going forward. I had been warned about this ahead of time and judiciously downed a shot glass of cooking oil every evening to ward off the worst effects of alcohol poisoning. It worked.

Preflight involved getting laced into my green super tight gravity suit, a three-hour project. Two women tied the necessary 300 knots, joking and laughing all the while. They wished me a good flight.

Next, I met my co-pilot, Captain A. Pavlov, Russia’s top test pilot. He quizzed me about my flight experience. I listed off the names: Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Israel, Croatia, Serbia, Bosnia, Kuwait, Iraq, and Saudi Arabia. It was clear he still needed convincing.

Then I was strapped into the cockpit.

Oops!

All the instruments were in the Cyrillic alphabet….and were metric! They hadn’t told me about this, but I would deal with it.

We took off and went straight up, gaining 50,000 feet in two minutes. Yes, fellow pilots, that is a climb rate of an astounding 25,000 feet a minute. They call them interceptors for a reason. It was a humid day, and when we hit 50,000 feet, the air suddenly turned to snowflakes swirling around the cockpit.

Then we went through a series of violent spins, loops, and other evasive maneuvers (see my logbook entry below). Some of them seemed aeronautically impossible. I watched the Mach Meter carefully, it frequently danced up to the “10” level. Anything over ten is invariably fatal, as it ruptures your internal organs.

Then Pavlov said, “I guess you are a real pilot, and he handed the stick over to me. I put the fighter into a steep dive, gaining the maximum handbook speed of March 2.5, or 2.5 times the speed of sound, or 767.2 miles per hour in seconds. Let me tell you, there is nothing like diving a fighter from 90,000 feet to the earth at 767.2 miles per hour.

Then we found a wide river and buzzed that at 500 feet just under the speed of sound. Fly over any structure over the speed of sound and the resulting shock wave shatters concrete.

I noticed the fuel gages were running near empty and realized that the Russians had only given me enough fuel to fly for an hour. That’s so I wouldn’t hijack the plane and fly it to Finland. Still, Pavlov trusted me enough to let me land the plane, no small thing in a $30 million aircraft. I made a perfect three-point landing and taxied back to base.

I couldn’t help but notice that there was a MiG-25 Foxbat parked in the adjoining hanger and asked if it was available. They said “yes”, but only if I had $10,000 in cash on hand, thinking this was an impossibility. I said, “no problem” and whipped out my American Express gold card.

Their eyes practically popped out of their heads, as this amounted to a lifetime of earnings for the average Russian. They took a picture of the card, called in the number, and in five minutes I was good to go.

They asked when I wanted to fly, and as I was still in my gravity suite I said, “How about right now?” The fuel truck duly back up and in 20 minutes I was ready for takeoff, Pavlov once again my co-pilot. This time, he let me do the takeoff AND the landing.

The first thing I noticed was the missile trigger at the end of the stick. Then I asked the question that had been puzzling aeronautics analysts for years. “If the ceiling of the MiG-25 was 90,000 feet and the U-2 was at 100,000 feet, how did the Russians make up the last 10,000 feet?

“It’s simple,” said Pavlov. Put on full power, stall out at 90,000 feet, then fire your rockets at the apex of the parabola to make up the distance. There was only one problem with this. If your stall forced you to eject, the survival rate was only 50%. That's because when the plane in free fall hit the atmosphere at 50,000 feet, it was like hitting a wall of concrete. I told him to go ahead, and he repeated the maneuver for my benefit.

It was worth the risk to get up to 90,000 feet. There you can clearly see the curvature of the earth, the sky above is black, you can see stars in the middle of the day, and your forward vision is about 400 miles. We were the highest men in the world at that moment. Again, I made a perfect three-point landing, thanks to flying all those Mustangs and Spitfires over the decades.

After my big flights, I was taken to a museum on the base and shown the wreckage of the U-2 spy plane flown by Francis Gary Powers shot down over Russia in 1960. After suffering a direct hit from a missile, there wasn’t much left of the U-2. However, I did notice a nameplate that said, “Lockheed Aircraft Company, Los Angeles, California.”

I asked, “Is it alright if I take this home? My mother worked at this factory during WWII building bombers.” My hosts looked horrified. “No, no, no, no. This is one of Russia’s greatest national treasures,” and they hustled me out of the building as fast as they could.

It's a good thing that I struck while the iron was hot as foreigners are no longer allowed to fly any Russian jets. And suddenly I have become very popular in Washington DC once again.

Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

My MiG 25 in Russia

Russian Test Pilot A. Pavlov

Entries in my Logbook (Notice visit to leper colony on line 9)

U-2 Spyplane

April 11, 2022

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April 11, 2022
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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or Watch Out for the Recession Warnings

Diary, Newsletter

The drumbeat of a coming recession is getting louder and louder.

There is no doubt that the traditional signals of a slowing economy are already flashing yellow, if not bright red.

Rocketing interest rates are the most obvious one, with ten-year US Treasury bonds yield soaring from 1.33% to 2.71% in a mere four months. This is why investors pulled a gut-punching $87 billion out of bond funds in Q1.

If the Fed continues with a quarter point rise at every meeting for the rest of the year, we might escape this cycle without a recession. If the Fed ramps up to a half point rate at every meeting as was discussed last week a recession becomes a sure thing.

Imminent positive real yields for the first time in a decade also threaten to draw money out of stocks and into bonds.

I happen to be in the non-recessionary camp and the reason is very simple. Companies are making too much damn money. This is especially true for technology companies, which account for some 75% of the profits made in the US. If anything, their profits are accelerating, although at a lower rate than seen in 2021.

Certainly, the tech companies themselves aren’t buying the recession scenario. They are hiring and investing as if the economic boom will continue forever. Tesla alone has completed two new factories in the past month, in Berlin, Germany and Austin, Texas, each capable of producing a half million vehicles a year. Tesla’s existing factories are all expanding capacity.

Sitting here in Silicon Valley, I can tell you that the job market is as hot as ever. Those who have jobs, like my own kids, are besieged with multiple job offers. It seems the standard time to keep a job these days is a year, after which one takes the next upgrade, promotion, and batch of stock options.

But the stock market seems hell-bent on discounting a recession anyway. You see this in the most economically sensitive sectors of the market, banks, semiconductors, and transport, which have just clocked a miserable month. If I am right (I’m always right), and there is no recession, these will be the sectors that lead the recovery.

Until the market makes up its mind, the disciplined among us will have to while away our time constructing lists of companies to buy for the rebound. That’s when the next leg of the bull market resumes.

We find out when this happens on Wednesday when the next batch of inflation data is released, which is likely to be diabolical.

Quantitative Tightening to Start as Soon as May, according to Fed Governor Brainard. That means our central bank will start selling its vast $9 trillion in bond holding in two months, a huge market negative. Bonds tanked. The Fed only quit quantitative easing in March.

Tesla Blows Away Q1 Sales, shipping 310,000 vehicles, far above expectations. This is despite supply chain problems, soaring interest rates, and the Ukraine War. Sky-high gasoline prices helped a lot, which is driving buyers into Tesla showrooms in drives. All other competitors are falling farther behind, unable to obtain parts and commodities which Tesla locked up long ago. This puts Tesla well on its way to its 1.5 million production goal for this year. Keep buying (TSLA) on dips. My long-term target is $10,000 a share.

The Metaverse May be Worth $13 Trillion by 2030, says Citibank. The same is so for Web 3.0, which includes virtual worlds, like gaming and applications in virtual reality. Citi’s broad vision of the metaverse includes smart manufacturing technology, virtual advertising, online events like concerts, as well as digital forms of money such as cryptocurrencies like I’ll be looking for the best plays.

Biotech May Be Staging a Comeback, after spending a year in hell, taking some shares down 80%-90%. Investors are also nibbling at the sector as a recession and bear market plays, as these companies keep growing regardless of the economic cycle. Buy (CRSP), Teledoc (TDOC), Gilead Sciences (GILD), ad Editas Medicine (EDIT) on dips.

US Bonds Just Suffered their Worst Quarter in a Half Century, with yields rocketing from 1.33% to 2.71%, and Mad Hedge was triple short most of the way down. Bear LEAPS holders, which are many of you, made fortunes. We could stall around current levels until the Fed delivered both barrels of a shot gun, two back-to-back half point rate rises from the Fed.

30-Year Fixed Rate Mortgage Rates Top 5.00%, trashing the home builders. If you thought buying a home was tough, its worst now. So far, no impact on home prices.

US Dollar Hits New Two-Year High. It’s all about rising interest rates. Expect a stronger greenback to come before the turn. The coming QT will put a two-step turbocharger on the move.

German Battery Sales Soar By 67%, to residential buyers to cope with pending energy shortages. Germany already has 2.2 million solar installations out of a population of 83 million. It’s a very smart move as batteries powered by solar panels can remove you from the grid entirely, as I have amply proven with my own installation. It may be the permanent solution to over-dependence on Russian energy supplies.

Tesla Moving into Bitcoin Mining, in partnership with Blockstream and Block, formerly Square (SQ). Tesla will supply the electric power with its massive 3.8-megawatt solar array. That is the size of a large nuclear power plant. The mining facility is designed to be a proof of concept for 100% renewable energy bitcoin mining at scale. If Elon Musk likes Bitcoin maybe you should too.

The Bank of Japan Now Owns 7% of the Japanese Stocks Market. The central bank had to buy the shares after it had already bought all the bonds in the country to support the economy. So, what happens when the policy flips from QE to QT? How about unloading $371 billion worth of shares on the market. This would e a neat trick since so much of the country’s shares are locked up in corporate cross holdings. Methinks I’ll be steering clear of Japanese stocks for the foreseeable future.

My Ten-Year View

When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still historically cheap, oil peaking out soon, and technology hyper accelerating, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The America coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!

My March month-to-date performance retreated to a modest 0.38%. My 2022 year-to-date performance ended at a chest-beating 27.23%. The Dow Average is down -4.20% so far in 2022. It is the greatest outperformance on an index since Mad Hedge Fund Trader started 14 years ago. My trailing one-year return maintains a sky-high 68.89%.

On the next capitulation selloff day, which might come with the April Q1 earnings reports, I’ll be adding long positions in technology, banks, and biotech. I am currently in a rare 100% cash position awaiting the next ideal entry point.

That brings my 13-year total return to 539.79%, some 2.10 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My average annualized return has ratcheted up to 44.36%, easily the highest in the industry.

We need to keep an eye on the number of US Coronavirus cases at 80.3 million, up only 100,000 in a week and deaths topping 985,000 and have only increased by 2,000 in the past week. You can find the data here. Growth of the pandemic has virtually stopped, with new cases down 98% in two months.

On Monday, April 11 at 8:00 AM EST, Consumer Inflation Expectations are released.

On Tuesday, April 12 at 8:30 AM, the Core Inflation Rate for March is announced.

On Wednesday, April 13 at 8:30 AM, the Producer Price Index for March is printed.

On Thursday, April 14 at 7:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are printed. We also get Retail Sales for March.

On Friday, April 8 at 8:30 AM, NY Empire State Manufacturing Index for March. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is out.

As for me, back in 2002, I flew to Iceland to do some research on the country’s national DNA sequencing program called deCode, which analyzed the genetic material of everyone in that tiny nation of 250,000. It was the boldest project yet in the field and had already led to several breakthrough discoveries.

Let me start by telling you the downside of visiting Iceland. In the country that has produced three Miss Universes over the last 50 years, suddenly you are the ugliest guy in the country. Because guess what? The men are beautiful as well, the decedents of Vikings who became stranded here after they cut down all the forests on the island for firewood, leaving nothing with which to build long boats. I said they were beautiful, not smart.

Still, just looking is free and highly rewarding.

While I was there, I thought it would be fun to trek across Iceland from North to South in the spirit of Shackleton, Scott, and Amundsen. I went alone because after all, how many people do you know who want to trek across Iceland? Besides, it was only 150 miles or ten days to cross. A piece of cake really.

Near the trailhead, the scenery could have been a scene from Lord of the Rings, with undulating green hills, craggy rock formations, and miniature Icelandic ponies galloping in herds. It was nature in its most raw and pristine form. It was all breathtaking.

Most of the central part of Iceland is covered by a gigantic glacier over which a rough trail is marked by stakes planted in the snow every hundred meters. The problem arises when fog or blizzards set in, obscuring the next stake, making it too easy to get lost. Then you risk walking into a fumarole, a vent from the volcano under the ice always covered by boiling water. About ten people a year die this way.

My strategy in avoiding this cruel fate was very simple. Walk 50 meters. If I could see the next stake, I proceeded. If I couldn’t, I pitched my tent and waited until the storm passed.

It worked.

Every 10 kilometers stood a stone rescue hut with a propane stove for adventurers caught out in storms. I thought they were for wimps but always camped nearby for the company.

I was 100 miles into my trek, approached my hut for the night, and opened the door to say hello to my new friends.

What I saw horrified me.

Inside was an entire German Girl Scout Troop spread out in their sleeping bags all with a particularly virulent case of the flu. In the middle was a girl lying on the floor soaking wet and shivering, who had fallen into a glacier fed river. She was clearly dying of hypothermia.

I was pissed and instantly went into Marine Corp Captain mode, barking out orders left and right. Fortunately, my German was still pretty good then, so I instructed every girl to get out of their sleeping bags and pile them on top of the freezing scout. I then told them to strip the girl of her wet clothes and reclothe her with dry replacements. They could have their bags back when she got warm. The great thing about Germans is that they are really good at following orders.

Next, I turned the stove burners up high to generate some heat. Then I rifled through backpacks and cooked up what food I could find, force-fed it into the scouts and emptied my bottle of aspirin. For the adult leader, a woman in her thirties who was practically unconscious, I parted with my emergency supply of Jack Daniels.

By the next morning, the frozen girl was warm, the rest were recovering, and the leader was conscious. They thanked me profusely. I told them I was an American “Adler Scout” (Eagle Scout) and was just doing my job.

One of the girls cautiously moved forward and presented me with a small doll dressed in a traditional German Dirndl which she said was her good luck charm. Since I was her good luck, I should have it. It was the girl who was freezing the death the day before.

Some 20 years later I look back fondly on that trip and would love to do it again.

Anyone want to go to Iceland?

Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

Iceland 2002

January 6, 2022

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January 6, 2022
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December 8, 2021

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December 8, 2021
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November 15, 2021

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November 15, 2021
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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or Profiting from Inflation

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Worried about inflation?

I’m not. That’s because I know how to trade inflation, which we had in spades during the 1970s when it reached a horrific 18% rate. Those who figured out the game early made fortunes. Those who didn’t got killed.

And what is the best protection against inflation? You own stocks and homes, as much as you can get your hands on.

That’s because in an inflationary environment, companies can raise their prices faster than the inflation rate, which they have been doing since the summer. That’s why we have just seen the best earnings quarter in recent memory and all-time high stock indexes.

Homes do well because there are still 85 million millennials chasing a housing stock that is easily short ten million homes and are given free money to chase prices upward.

I asked a local real estate agent when home prices would slow down and she answered, “it might slow down on Christmas eve and Christmas day, and after that, it will take off again.”

I think home prices will continue to rise for another decade, but not at this year’s ballistic rate.

What about impending rising interest rate, you may ask? They will rise but not enough to hurt either stocks or homes. The pandemic vastly accelerated technology, which we all know is the greatest price destroyer of all time. So, inflation will go up, but from zero to 3%-4%, not the 18% of yore.

And yes, prices are rising for the working classes, those least able to pay them. But the same minimum wage workers are getting the biggest pay hikes in history, up to 100% in some cases, more than offsetting inflation.

And while stocks and homes see rising inflation, bonds don’t. My feeling is that the bond market will stumble across it in the dark some nights and prices will crash. Bonds will keep ignoring inflation until they can’t. The bond vigilantes will then return with a vengeance and are doing their stretching exercises as we speak.

One of the odder things about the past week is that each of the three announcements heralding sharply higher inflation trigger sharp moves up in bonds when they were supposed to go down. That worked until Thursday when the worst 30-year Treasury bond auction since 1990 prompted a $5.00 selloff.

Another bizarre development is that call options are trading at greater premiums than put options, an exceedingly rare event. That means that the consensus for stocks is now almost universally up.

It also means that the at-the-money long-dated LEAPS call option spreads I have been pelting my Concierge members with have become massively profitable. Six months out you can earn eye-popping 100% returns, and 200% in some of the more volatile names, like (ROM) and (MSTR).

The bottom line is that goldilocks is moving in for the long term and might advance to senior citizenship on this watch.

That works for me, so I’m going on a long hike.

The $1.2 Trillion Infrastructure Budget Passes, adding another 6% in GDP growth for the next two years. Construction detours are about to break out all over the country, and the domestic recovery play is on fire. Lost along the way was $550 million in social spending. No increase in corporate taxes sets up a perfect storm for stocks the next several months. Stay fully invested as I begged you to do weeks ago.

The US Reopens, provided you have two Covid shots and a test within the last three days. Got to keep those pesky diseased foreigners out! Hotels, airlines, casinos, and cruise lines took off like a scalded chimp, taking the indexes to new all-time highs. Buy (ALK) and (LUV) on dips.

The Bitcoin Rally Continues, with new all-time highs for both (BITO) and (ETHE). Concerns about the monetary health of the US are rising ahead of a major debt ceiling fight in Congress in December.

Inflation Soars with a Red Hot 6.2% CPI Print in October, the highest in 31 years. Energy, rent, and car costs led the gains. Bitcoin (BITO) and Ethereum (ETHE) jumped to new all-time highs in response. This is only going to get better. You can now count on a Fed interest rate hike in June.

The Disappearing Worker Trend Continues, with a record 4.4 million quitting in September. Workers are taking advantage of the labor shortage to switch jobs for higher wages. This will get worse before it gets better. Good luck trying to hire anyone.

US Consumer Sentiment Hits Ten-Year Low, down from 71.7 to 68.6 in October, according to the University of Michigan. Inflation at a 30-year high 6.2% is starting to hit consumers hard.

Elon Musk Tesla Sales Top $5.1 billion, to pay off Uncle Sam. That must be one hell of a tax bill. At this rate, the market is rapidly running out of the sole seller. Buy (TSLA) on dips.

My Ten-Year View

When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still at zero, oil cheap, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The American coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!

My Mad Hedge Global Trading Dispatch saw a massive +8.95% gain in October, followed by a decent 4.42% so far in November. My 2021 year-to-date performance moved to a new high of 92.97%. The Dow Average is up 18.00% so far in 2021.

After the recent ballistic move in the market, we got a week of consolidation which brought some generalized bitching, moaning, and wining.

I am continuing to run my longs in. Those include (MS), (GS), (BAC), (BRKB), and a short in the (TLT). The (TLT) short brought some hair-raising moments when we got a $3.00 spike up in the wake of the red hot 6.2% CPI release. I knew it was a complete BS move and successfully stared it down, watching it all reverse the next day. I don’t do this very often.

All positions are now approaching their maximum profit point and we have nothing left but time decay to capture. So, I am going to run these into the November 19 expiration in 4 trading days and capture all the accelerated time decay.

That brings my 12-year total return to 515.52%, some 2.00 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My 12-year average annualized return has ratcheted up to 43.26%, easily the highest in the industry.

My trailing one-year return popped back to positively eye-popping 112.08%. I truly have to pinch myself when I see numbers like this. I bet many of you are making the biggest money of your long lives.

We need to keep an eye on the number of US Coronavirus cases at 47 million and rising quickly and deaths topping 763,000, which you can find here.

The coming week will be all about the inflation numbers.

On Monday, November 15 at 9:00 AM, the New York Empire State Manufacturing Index for November is released. WeWork reports.

On Tuesday, November 16 at 8:30 AM, US Retail Sales for October are printed. Home Depot (HD) and Walmart (WMT) report.

On Wednesday, November 17 at 8:30 AM, the Housing Starts and Building Permits for October are published. NVIDIA (NVDA) and Cisco Systems (CSCO) report.

On Thursday, November 18 at 8:30 AM, Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. The Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index is printed. Macy's (M) and Alibaba (BABA) report.

On Friday, November 19 at 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count are disclosed.

As for me, I am sitting in the Centurion Lounge in San Francisco Airport waiting for a United flight to Las Vegas where I have to speak at an investment conference. I have time to kill so I will reach back into the deep dark year of 1968 in Sweden.

My trip to Europe was supposed to limit me to staying with a family friend, Pat, in Brighton, England for the summer. His family lived in impoverished council housing.

I remember that you had to put a ten pence coin into the hot water heater for a shower, which inevitably ran out when you were fully soaped up. The trick was to insert another ten pence without getting soap in your eyes.

After a week there, we decided the gravel beach and the games arcade on Brighton Pier were pretty boring, so we decided to hitchhike to Paris.

Once there, Pat met a beautiful English girl named Sandy, and they both took off for some obscure Greek island, the ultimate destination if you lived in a cold, foggy country.

That left me stranded in Paris.

So, I hitchhiked to Sweden to meet up with a girl I had run into while she was studying English in Brighton. It was a long trip north of Stockholm, but I eventually made it.

When I finally arrived, I was met at the front door by her boyfriend, a 6’6” Swedish weightlifter. That night found me bedding down in a birch forest in my sleeping bag to ward off the mosquitoes which hovered in clouds.

I started hitchhiking to Berlin, Germany the next day. I was picked up by Ronny Carlson in a beat-up white Volkswagen bug to make the all-night drive to Goteborg where I could catch the ferry to Denmark.

1968 was the year that Sweden switched from driving English style on the left to the right. There were signs every few miles with a big letter “H”, which stood for “hurger”, or right. The problem was that after 11:00 PM, everyone in the country was drunk and forgot what side of the road to drive on.

Two guys on a motorcycle driving at least 80 pulled out to pass a semi-truck on a curve and slammed head on to us, then were thrown under the wheels of the semi. The driver was killed instantly, and his passenger had both legs cut off at the knees.

As for me, our front left wheel was sheared off and we shot off the mountain road, rolled a few times, and was stopped by this enormous pine tree.

The motorcycle riders got the two spots in the only ambulance. A police car took me to a hospital in Goteborg and whenever we hit a bump in the road, bolts of pain shot across my chest and neck.

I woke up in the hospital the next day, with a compound fracture of my neck, a dislocated collar bone, and paralyzed from the waist down. The hospital called my mom after booking the call 16 hours in advance and told me I might never walk again. She later told me it was the worst day of her life.

Tall blonde Swedish nurses gave me sponge baths and delighted in teaching me to say Swedish swear words and then laughing uproariously when I made the attempt.

Sweden had a National Healthcare system then called Scandia, so it was all free.

Decades later, a Marine Corp post-traumatic stress psychiatrist told me that this is where I obtained my obsession with tall, blond women with foreign accents.

I thought everyone had that problem.

I ended up spending a month there. The TV was only in Swedish, and after an extensive search, they turned up only one book in English, Madame Bovary. I read it four times but still don’t get the ending.

The only problem was sleeping because I had to share my room with the guy who lost his legs in the accident. He screamed all night because they wouldn’t give him any morphine.

When I was released, Ronny picked me up and I ended up spending another week at his home, sailing off the Swedish west coast. Then I took off for Berlin to get a job since I was broke.

I ended up recovering completely. But to this day whenever I buy a new Brioni suit in Milan, they have to measure me twice because the numbers come out so odd. My bones never returned to their pre-accident position and my right arm is an inch longer than my left. The compound fracture still shows upon X-rays.

And I still have this obsession with tall, blond women with foreign accents.

Go figure.

Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

Brighton 1968

Ronny Carlson in Sweden

August 9, 2021

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The wall of money continues.

According to the legendary economist John Maynard Keynes: “Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain liquid.”

Keynes should know. After making a fortune trading foreign currency, he was almost wiped out by the 1929 crash when markets fell 90%.

I keep that quote taped to my monitor to instill humility, discipline, self-control, and to avoid hubris. It works most of the time. It is the father of my aggressive stop-loss strategy.

However large the wall of money was before; it is getting bigger. People are making more money, their home values have soared, more are working, the Fed’s quantitative easing continues unabated, and Washington deficit spending is breaking all records, and federal benefits continue to pour through the system.

A very large part of this new money has gone into the stock market, and it will continue to do so. August usually presents the best buying opportunity of the year with a frightful, gut-churning selloff. It’s not happening this time, baby.

If we get another hot payroll report for August, then happy days are here again and it’s off to the races for the rest of 2021. A 100% trading profit for the year comes into range for me, as well as you.

It gets better.

The delta variant has taken new Covid cases from 15,000 a day to 100,000, pushing back the reopening and slowing the economy. ALL of that growth gets pushed back into 2022, making it another hot year. We won’t see the current historic 12% growth rate, but 5% could be doable. Stocks will love it.

Could 2022 be another 100% return year? Maybe.

One thing is for sure. The market could care less about Covid, closing at an all-time high on Friday. Covid is now a known quantity. A year ago, it looked like the end of the world.

If you are vaccinated, it’s now just an inconvenience. It’s currently only killing unvaccinated Republicans and sadly, children.

The next big thing to happen will be for new cases to peak out and begin a sharp decline, causing stocks to rocket. That’s how traders are positioning themselves now.

July Nonfarm Payroll Report explodes to 943,000, taking the Headline Unemployment Rate down an amazing half-point to 5.4%. Leisure & Hospitality was up a staggering 380,000. Bonds (TLT) were crushed, down two full points and yields up 19 basis points from the low to 1.29%, gold (GLD) was destroyed, and the US dollar (UUP) popped. The hot number could bring forward a Fed tapper and interest rate rise. Certainly, makes this month’s Jackson Hole meeting interesting.

New Covid Cases hit 100,000 daily, 86% of which are the delta variant, 1,000 times more powerful than the original strain. That’s still a fraction of the 2.5 million cases a day seen in January. The vaccines seem powerless against the onslaught, although they eliminate the possibility of death. The unvaccinated are the walking dead. Companies like Wells Fargo, Amazon, and JP Morgan have delayed reopening. We’re all helpless until a new booster shot comes out in months.

Infrastructure Deal to be signed, at $550 billion worth of road, bridge, water, and power projects. It should generate 2.75 million jobs, if you can find the workers. Expect your local freeways to start getting tied up in a few months when the projects begin in all 50 states. Per capital, Alaska and Hawaii will get the most money.

Copper Unions Vote to strike in Chile, cutting off 33% of the global supply. This is just when the green economy, especially electric cars, is driving demand through the roof. Great news for Freeport McMoRan, which predominantly mines in the US. By (FCX) on dips.

US Treasury to sell $126 billion in bonds this week. It also sees rising demand for Treasury Inflation-Protected Securities (TIPS). Am I the only one seeing the contradiction? Fed governor Clarida said the taper could start in November. Don’t buy bonds here on pain of death.

ADP disappoints in its monthly read of private job openings, coming in at only 330,000 instead of an expected 690,000. Leisure & Hospitality saw the biggest decline, with only 139,000. Could Friday’s July Nonfarm Payroll report be a bust?

Weekly Jobless Claims come in at 385,000, taking another run at post-pandemic lows. This number should really collapse once kids go back to school for the first time in 17 months. Most large companies are now requiring proof of vaccination to return to the office. The same will soon be true for airlines.

Think the market is expensive now? After the last pandemic ended in 1919, price earnings multiple for the S&P 500 soared 3.09 times from 5.74X to 17.77X. So, today’s 34.39X looks rich indeed but is only half of the 70.91 peak seen at the bottom of the 2009 Great Recession, back when investors were throwing stocks out the window with both hands. The Index started at a lowly 11.1X back when America was still an emerging market. Could we get the 3X move up seen in the last pandemic? One can only hope.

My Ten Year View

When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still at zero, oil cheap, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The American coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!

My Mad Hedge Global Trading Dispatch saw a healthy gain of +3.36% so far in August. My 2021 year-to-date performance appreciated to 72.57%. The Dow Average is up 15.06% so far in 2021.

I stuck with my four positions, a long in (JPM) and a short in the (TLT) and a short in the (SPY). Since stocks refused to go down, I added longs in Goldman Sachs (GS) and Visa (V). I doubled up my short in the (TLT) after it spiked to a 1.10% yield. The market surge off the back of the July Nonfarm Payroll report also forced me to stop out of my second (SPY) short for a loss.

That brings my 11-year total return to 495.12%, some 2.00 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My 12-year average annualized return now stands at an unbelievable 42.43%, easily the highest in the industry.

My trailing one-year return retreated to positively eye-popping 110.12%. I truly have to pinch myself when I see numbers like this. I bet many of you are making the biggest money of your long lives.

We need to keep an eye on the number of US Coronavirus cases at 35.8 million and rising quickly and deaths topping 617,000, which you can find here.

The coming week will be slow one on the data front.

On Monday, August 9 at 8:00 AM, US Consumer Inflation Expectations are out. AMC (AMC) reports.

On Tuesday, August 10 at 7:30 AM, the NFIB Business Optimism Index for July is printed. Coinbase (COIN) and Softbank (SFTBY) report.

On Wednesday, August 11 at 5:30 AM, the US Core Inflation Rate is released. eBay (EBAY) reports.

On Thursday, August 12 at 8:30 AM, Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. Disney (DIS) and Airbnb (ABNB) report.

On Friday, August 13 at 7:00 AM, we get the University of Michigan Consumer Expectations.

As for me, with the 34^th anniversary of the 1987 crash coming up, when shares dove 20% in one day, I thought I’d part with a few memories.

I was in Paris visiting Morgan Stanley’s top banking clients, who then were making a major splash in Japanese equity warrants, my particular area of expertise.

When we walked into our last appointment, I casually asked how the market was doing (Paris is six hours ahead of New York). We were told the Dow Average was down a record 300 points. Stunned, I immediately asked for a private conference room so I could call the equity trading desk in New York to buy some stock.

A woman answered the phone, and when I said I wanted to buy, she burst into tears and threw the handset down on the floor. Redialing found all transatlantic lines jammed.

I never bought my stock, nor found out who picked up the phone. I grabbed a taxi to Charles de Gaulle airport and flew my twin Cessna as fast as the turbocharged engines take me back to London, breaking every known air traffic control rule.

By the time I got back, the Dow had closed down 512 points. Then I learned that George Soros asked us to bid on a $250 million blind portfolio of US stocks after the close. He said he had also solicited bids from Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch, JP Morgan, and Solomon Brothers, and would call us back if we won.

We bid 10% below the final closing prices for the lot. Ten minutes later, he called us back and told us we won the auction. How much did the others bid? He told us that we were the only ones who bid at all!

Then you heard that great sucking sound. Oops!

What has never been disclosed to the public is that after the close, Morgan Stanley received a margin call from the exchange for $100 million, as volatility had gone through the roof, as did every firm on Wall Street. We ordered JP Morgan to send the money from our account immediately. Then they lost it! After some harsh words at the top, it was found. That’s when I discovered the wonderful world of Fed wire numbers.

The next morning, the Dow continued its plunge but, after an hour, managed a U-turn and launched on a monster rally that lasted for the rest of the year. We made $75 million on that one trade from Soros.

It was the worst investment decision I have seen in the markets in 53 years, executed by its most brilliant player. Go figure. Maybe it was George’s risk control discipline kicking in?

At the end of the month, we then took a $75 million hit on our share of the British Petroleum privatization, because Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher refused to postpone the issue, believing that the banks had already made too much money. That gave Morgan Stanley’s equity division a break-even P&L for the month of October 1987, the worst in market history. Even now, I refuse to gas up at a BP station on the very rare occasions I am driving an internal combustion engine.

Good Luck and Good Trading.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader