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April 14, 2025

Diary, Newsletter, Summary

Global Market Comments
April 14, 2025
Fiat Lux

 

Featured Trade:

(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD or REARRANGING THE DECKCHAIRS ON THE TITANIC),
(SPY), (GLD), (NFLX), (NVDA), (TLT), (MSTR), (SVXY), ($VIX)
(AMZN), (AAPL), (GOOGL), (PANW), (NFLX), (CORN), (WEAT), (SOYB)

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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or Rearranging the Deckchairs on the Titanic

Diary, Homepage Posts, Newsletter

Back in 1987, I flew my Cessna 340 twin from London to Rome to visit Morgan Stanley’s high-end Italian clients. Held over by meetings, I got a late start, and I didn’t get as far as the French Champagne country until midnight. Right then, at 20,000 feet, the gyroscope suddenly blew up with a great resounding “thwacking sound.”

I instantly lost all instruments and lights, but still had a radio. I commenced a very wide spiral dive in the pitch-black darkness. Paris control started yelling at me because I was deviating from my approved flight plan. I started to pass out from vertigo.

Then I did what all Marines and Eagle Scouts are taught to do in this situation.

I improvised.

I pulled a flashlight and canteen out of my cockpit side pocket. By steering to the water level, I was able to use it as an artificial horizon level and straighten out the plane. Then I used the Girl Scout compass I always kept around my neck and plotted a rough course to Paris. Then I got on the radio.

“Mayday, Mayday, Mayday, N3919G complete instruments failure, request emergency landing at nearest airfield.” The air went dead for 30 seconds.

Then I heard “N3919G, cleared for approach Charles de Gaulle, steer 240 degrees and change over to 118.15.” As I made my final approach, the Eiffel Tower sparkled off my starboard wingtip.  I could see the entire Charles de Gaulle fire department (Sapeurs Pompiers in French), blinking their blue lights. When I hit the runway, they chased me all the way until I stopped.

Then a captain elaborately dressed in firefighting gear stepped out of his fire engine cabin and asked, “Are you alright?”

The experience reminds me of the government’s current economic policies. They are attempting to rebuild the engines of a plane while flying at 20,000 feet in the dark with no tools or instruments. Except there are 340 million passengers this time, not just one.

Will we pull out of the dive before we crash?

Back in January and February, my biggest concern about the markets was complacency. It is safe to say now that this concern has completely vanished, not just by me but everyone.

I have been looking for parallels to the current crisis, and there are few to choose from. Stocks, bonds, oil, commodities, and the US dollar are all crashing at the same time. S&P 500 multiples (SPY) have been marked down from 22X to 18X in a mere two months, and 16X or 14X beckon. The NASDAQ multiple has collapsed from 31 to 21. Small caps (IWM) were hit the hardest, falling to 2016 levels.

It was the action in the bond market that was most concerning, which was hit by massive waves of selling from both foreign investors and hedge funds facing margin calls. Liquidity has disappeared and the Treasury was ill-equipped to deal with this because DOGE just fired 10,000 of their people.

Most don’t realize that US bonds are the lifeblood of the global financial market. When they drop 10% in a week, as they just did, ripples become tidal waves. Suddenly, banks are undercapitalized, central banks and companies have to mark down reserves, and margin calls run rampant.

A national debt of $36 trillion, which was happily ignored for 25 years, instantly becomes a crisis. Is US debt headed for junk status? Will Trump impose capital controls to stem the outflows? You might call these questions fanciful or born of conspiracy theories, but I was woken up every morning last week from European banks asking exactly this. When they start asking in the debt markets, you have a problem.

All earnings reports coming out now can be torn up and thrown out the window. That’s because they reflect profits from an ancient economy in the distant past that no longer exists, like January-March 2025.

Back then, it was about a growing globalized economy spinning off ever-increasing profits and higher multiples and share prices. Now it’s about a shrinking global economy at war with itself, declining profits everywhere justifying lower multiples and share prices.

Last year, S&P 500 earnings came in at $240. Two months ago, the consensus forecast for 2025 was $270. Now it’s moving towards $230.

The average price earnings multiple is now back up to 20X. The 120-year average is 14X. American exceptionalism picked up another 8 multiple points after WWII. If we give all that back and the multiple returns to 14X that gets the (SPX) down to $3,220, or off 47.5% from the February high.

Confidence levels are collapsing at 50-year lows. We’re rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic while we’re headed straight for a giant iceberg, and it's dark and darn cold outside. We are not getting a reversion to the mean in stock markets; we are getting a reversion far beyond the mean. Markets won’t bottom until all the worst-case scenarios out there are fully discounted.

The shock to the global financial system is of the same magnitude as when Nixon took the US off the gold standard in 1972. That’s why gold is rocketing now as then. The US dollar then lost half its value.

This is the first bear market created by government policies since 1930, back when the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act started the last major trade war. When the current policies end, the bear market will end and not before then. We are now within days, if not hours, to the complete collapse of the global financial system. The global economic pie is rapidly shrinking, and everyone is fighting over the scraps that are left.

Trillions of dollars of capital from corporate America have been stranded abroad in the wrong countries because Trump convinced them to move there eight years ago, like Vietnam. Millions of small businesses unable to eat the tariffs or pass them on to consumers will go out of business.

With no policy changes from Washington expected any time soon, it’s likely that we will eventually exhaust selling and enter an “L” shaped bottom. That has stocks bottoming out and then moving sideways in a range for a long time. You can forget about any immediate sharp “V” type recovery that takes us back to the all-time highs we saw in February.

So you should use any rally in the stock market to sell short calls against the long equity positions you want to keep. If you want to be more proactive than that, I have some clever ideas for you.

We now know that Trump is willing to resort to gaming the market by talking it up whenever the S&P 500 hits 5,000. That’s because he is taking immense heat from Americans who have lost 20%-30% of their retirement funds in two months.

You can use the next plunge to 5,000 in the (SPX) to buy the best quality technology names like (AMZN), (AAPL), (GOOGL), (PANW), and (NFLX), which likely won’t go to new lows on the next crash and will rocket on any trade war success.

There are other fish to fry.

Let’s say that a tweet hits that the trade war is progressing or is about to end. What are China’s biggest US imports? Corn (CORN), wheat (WEAT), or soybeans (SOYB), which all have actively traded ETFs just above four-year lows. They will take off like a scalded cat on any good news.

The next time the Volatility Index ($VIX) takes a run at $60, buy the Proshares Short Vix Short Term Futures ETN (SVXY), an exchange-traded fund that sells short futures in the ($VIX). You can buy shares in it like any ETF. There is no expiration date. It hit a low of $32.90 on Thursday, but traded as high as $40 the week before, and $50 in December.

By the way, icebergs don’t enter the Atlantic shipping lanes anymore. Global warming has melted them before they do. The few that do drift south are tagged with transmitters that show up on ship radars. So if you’re planning a trip to Europe this summer on the Queen Mary II, you don’t need to worry about suffering the fate of Leonardo DiCaprio.

The Financial Crisis Trade is Still On, with 10-year US Treasury bonds hitting 4.6% yields, the US dollar plunging to 3-year lows, and gold at an all-time high. Foreign investors are abandoning the US at an unprecedented pace. It turns out that confidence in the US was worth a lot more than we thought. You don’t know what you have until you lose it.

Trump Cracks, Caves, and Does a U-Turn, announcing a 90-day delay in trade tariffs forced by the imminent collapse of global financial markets. The 10% tariffs remain. Inflation is still on track to skyrocket. A Fed interest rate cut is now on the table for June to head off a recession. What is the long-term trend now? It’s anyone’s guess. But Christmas shopping is certainly going to be a lot more expensive this year.

China Imposes 125% Retaliatory Tariffs, and Europe is yet to come. China’s biggest US imports are all agricultural, and many commodities hit multi-year lows on Friday, delivering a knockout blow to US farmers just as the planting season begins. Shiploads of American grain may be left to rot in the ports as Chinese importers refuse delivery due to the dramatic price increase. Also announced were antitrust investigations of US tech companies and export restrictions on rare earths needed for tech products. It’s 1930 all over again.


Chinese Tariffs Raised to 145%,
in a US retaliation to the retaliation. Markets tanked again. Most of the goods and parts cannot be obtained elsewhere. Recession fears are now going mainstream, it’s not just me.

Unemployment rises to 4.2%, a multi-year high, says the March Nonfarm Payroll Report. Nonfarm payrolls in March increased to 228,000 for the month, up from the revised 117,000 in February. Health care was the leading growth area, consistent with prior months. The industry added 54,000 jobs, almost exactly in line with its 12-month average.

Federal Reserve’s Powell Says Inflation to Rise, as a result of the larger-than-expected tariffs. But don’t expect any interest rate cuts until yearend when the Fed has the benefit of 20/20 hindsight on inflation.

Volatility Hits 16-Year High at 60, in overnight Asia trading. The ($VIX) peaked at 95 during the Financial Crisis in 2009. ($VIX) may not have peaked yet.

Oil Crashes, down an amazing $13, or 18% in a week, from $72 to $59. High dividend-paying (XOM) has collapsed by 18%. It is the sharpest fall in Texas tea prices since the 1991 Gulf War. Recession fears are running rampant, and no one wants to pay for storage until a recovery, which may be years off. Sell all energy rallies.

JP Morgan Raises Recession Risk to 79%, while credit investors remain sanguine even as funding stress threatens to build. The small-cap focused Russell 2000, which has been battered in the recent selloff, is now pricing in a 79% chance of an economic downturn, according to JPMorgan’s dashboard of market-based recession indicators. Other asset classes are also sounding alarms.

Q1 Gold Inflows Hit Three-Year High, according to the World Gold Council. Gold ETFs saw an inflow of 226.5 metric tonnes worth $21.1 billion in the first quarter, the largest amount since the first quarter of 2022, when global markets were grappling with the immediate consequences of Russia's invasion of Ukraine. This raised their total holdings by 3% to 3,445.3 tonnes by the end of March, the largest since May 2023. Their record was 3,915 tonnes in October 2020.

Canadian Visitors Fall 32%, in line with other forecasts of a collapse in international travel. That is why Delta Air Lines (DAL) crashed by 50% in three months. Conditions will get worse before they can get better. A weak dollar has caused the price of my Europe trip this summer to rise by 20%.

Consumer Confidence is in Free Fall. Friday brought a fresh signal that consumers were queasy even before Wednesday’s policy shift. US consumer sentiment tumbled to the second-lowest level on record in a University of Michigan survey, as inflation expectations soared to multi-decades highs. That result was based on interviews from March 25 through April 8, before the change in tack on tariffs.

Delta Pulls Guidance, citing the trade war’s impact on sales. The stock is down 50% in three months. No guidance from any company is possible or credible, as Q1 earnings took place in an ancient, more business-friendly world.

April is now up by -1.13% so far due to the explosion in implied volatilities in our hedged positions. A lot of the Friday options prices made no sense and may reflect broker efforts to increase margin requirements. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +14.96% so far in 2025. My trailing one-year return stands at a spectacular +75.65%. That takes my average annualized return to +50.28% and my performance since inception to +765.85%, a new all-time high.

It has been another wild week in the market. I was forced out of longs in (GLD) and (TLT) thanks to panic-inspired out-of-the-blue freefall. I managed to hang on to my longs in (COST), (NVDA), and (NFLX) because they were so far in the money. I used a 25% rally in the leveraged long Bitcoin play (MSTR) to add a short. I also used a run by the Volatility Index ($VIX) to $54 to add the Proshares Short VIX Short Term Futures ETN (SVXY). Unusual times call for unusual trades.

Some 63 of my 70 round trips, or 90%, were profitable in 2023. Some 74 of 94 trades have been profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.

Try beating that anywhere.


My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment

We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.

On Monday, April 14, at 8:30 AM EST, the Consumer Inflation Expectations are announced.

On Tuesday, April 15, at 8:30 AM, the New York Empire State Manufacturing Index is released.

On Wednesday, April 16, at 1:00 PM, the Retail Sales are published. 

On Thursday, April 17, at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed. We also get Housing Starts and Building Permits.

On Friday, April 18, markets are closed for Good Friday.

As for me, in 1987, to celebrate obtaining my British commercial pilot’s license, I decided to fly a tiny single-engine Grumman Tiger from London to Malta and back.

It turned out to be a one-way trip.

Flying over the many French medieval castles was divine. Flying the length of the Italian coast at 500 feet was fabulous, except for the engine failure over the American air base at Naples.

But I was a US citizen, wore a New York Yankees baseball cap, and seemed an alright guy, so the Air Force fixed me up for free and sent me on my way. Fortunately, I spotted the heavy cable connecting Sicily with the mainland well in advance.

I had trouble finding Malta and was running low on fuel. So I tuned into a local radio station and homed in on that.

It was on the way home that the trouble started.

I stopped by Palermo in Sicily to see where my grandfather came from and to search for the caves where my great-grandmother lived during the waning days of WWII. Little did I know that Palermo had the worst windshear airport in Europe.

My next leg home took me over 200 miles of the Mediterranean to Sardinia.

I got about 50 feet into the air when a 70-knot gust of wind flipped me on my side perpendicular to the runway and aimed me right at an Alitalia passenger jet with 100 passengers awaiting takeoff. I managed to level the plane right before I hit the ground.

I heard the British pilot of the Alitalia jet say on the air, “Well, that was interesting.”

Fire engines flashing lights descended upon me, but I was fine, sitting in my cockpit, admiring the tree that had suddenly sprouted through my port wing.

Then the Carabinieri arrested me for endangering the lives of 100 tourists. Two days later, the Ente Nazionale per l’Aviazione Civile held a hearing and found me innocent, as the windshear could not be foreseen. I think they really liked my hat, as most probably had distant relatives in New York City.

As for the plane, the wreckage was sent back to England by insurance syndicate Lloyds of London, where it was disassembled. Inside the starboard wing tank, they found a rag that the American mechanics in Naples had left by accident.

If I had continued my flight, the rag would have settled over my fuel intake valve, cut off my gas supply, and I would have crashed into the sea and disappeared forever. Ironically, it would have been close to where French author Antoine de St.-Exupery (The Little Prince) crashed his Lockheed P-38 Lightning in 1944.

In the end, the crash only cost me a disk in my back, which I had removed in London and led to my funny walk.

Sometimes, it is better to be lucky than smart.


Antoine de St.-Exupery on the Old 50 Franc Note




 

 

 

 

Good Luck and Good Trading,

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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April 7, 2025

Diary, Newsletter, Summary

Global Market Comments
April 7, 2025
Fiat Lux

 

Featured Trade:

(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON THE WORLD),
(SPY), (TLT), (META), (GOOGL), (MSFT), (CRM),
(COST), (NVDA), (NFLX), (NVDA), (TSLA), (GLD)

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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or Trump Declares War on the World

Diary, Homepage Posts, Newsletter

I often get asked why I am still working after 55 years in the stock market.

With five customers calling me this morning to thank me for saving their retirement funds, you might understand why.

It is now clear that in retrospect and with the wisdom of 20/20 hindsight, corporate America flipped the switch on the economy, shutting it off and sending all hiring and investment to a grinding halt. They wanted to wait and see how business would fare under the new Trump regime. We didn’t see this in the data until February.

That’s when I started shouting from the rooftops that we were already in a recession and bear market and that you should sell everything, especially big tech stocks. If you waited until August for the data to confirm this, the move-down will be over.

T-bills, bonds, and gold were the only safe places to park your money. Gold just delivered the best quarter since 1986, up 19%. That month I took my short positions up to 80%, a 17-year high for the Mad Hedge Fund Trader.

Those now look like very wise decisions, with markets suffering their worst two-day crash since 1987, and the bad news has only just started. Option implied volatiles are at five-year highs, and risk positions everywhere are going to hell in a handbasket. Tariff-driven inflation could spike to 10% by next year.

Even securities unrelated to stocks, like junk bonds (JNK), down $6 points in two weeks,  were getting thrown out with the bathwater because of margin calls. The Mad Hedge AI Market Timing Index is at a five-year low at a reading of 4. Q1 saw the fastest reversal in market momentum in 38 years.

I even heard an expression new to me: “Hate selling”. That refers to a global disengagement from investment in the US and the return of capital to better-performing foreign markets and currencies. Trump is attacking their countries.

The global nature of the selloff is most disturbing, with every country seeking its stock markets rolling over all at once.  That presages a global recession.

Analysts across Wall Street are tearing up their playbooks for 2025 and setting new downside targets as fast as they can like I did in February.

Instead of the $500 billion tax increase I expected tariffs would deliver, we got $1 trillion. The worst forward guidance from corporations since the Great Depression starts next week. Retaliatory 34% tariffs from China hit today, and those from Europe will come soon. Trump has promised retaliation.

That forces me to adjust my downside target for the S&P 500 from $5,000 to $4,500. That is a 26.6% selloff from the February top, or 11% more downside from here. How do we get there? Simply assign the 2019 earnings multiple low of 18 and multiply it by S&P 500 earnings pared back by the trade war from $270 to $250. That gets you to $4,500 in months, if not weeks (18 X $250).

No help is that we entered this crash with valuation highs that have only been seen in 1999 and 1929. The higher the high, the lower the lows that follow.

In fact, there is no bottom to this market.

This forecast is based on historical data and assumes that markets are rational and orderly. But as we all know too well, markets can be anything but rational and orderly once the panic selling and margin calls begin.

Of course, a tweet on social media about negotiations could trigger a massive short-covering rally at any time. In reality, the stock market has been negotiating on behalf of Europe and China quite successfully. The further stocks fall, the greater the pressure on Trump to fold.

Tariffs advertised at the White House announcement left our trading partners scratching their heads because they were completely bogus and were a large multiple of the true tariffs. The person who came up with these cockamamie figures remains anonymous, as they used an arbitrary, obscure formula made up from scratch that had never been seen before by the economic community.

For example, the White House claimed the tariff charged by Vietnam was 90%, when in fact it is 5.5%. The claimed tariff for Taiwan was 64%, while the actual one is 1.7%.

The White House numbers supposedly included a factor for non-tariff barriers. I happen to be an expert in these because Japan was notorious for its non-tariff barriers in the 1970s. For example, import documents have to be submitted in Japanese. Hey, I speak Japanese. All they had to do was ask me! How did they quantify this?

That’s anyone’s guess.

The saddest thing is that this new bear market was not caused by surprise external events as in all others in the past century, but is totally voluntary and self-inflicted. It is actually caused by the false assumptions of conspiracy theorists. But these days, it is the conspiracy theorists who have the upper hand.

Why do we suddenly need an emergency jobs program now, when the country is operating at full employment? Many of those skills needed to man the jobs Trump is trying to take back from China, such as in textiles, clothing, shoes, and toys,  haven’t existed in the US for generations. Nor does the machinery.

Some three-quarters of the US trade deficits are offset by a monster surplus in services run up by the likes of Meta (META), Alphabet (GOOGL), Microsoft (MSFT), Oracle (ORCL), and Salesforce (CRM). And if you didn’t already know, the future is in services, not in manufacturing.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t lose a lot of sleep at night worrying about our trade deficit with Vietnam. Trump took what was a great economy and destroyed it in an effort to remake it in his own image. Is this crazy experiment with 20% of your retirement funds cost so far? How about 50%?

No wonder the Republican Party is panicking! Recent elections have shown unprecedented swings by voters away from them, fearful of their 401Ks.

How many factories will return to the US as a result of the tariffs? My bet is none. There will be many announcements but no actual action, as with the first Trump administration.

Labor costs are $5 an hour in Mexico and China, versus $25-$75 an hour in America. We keep the high-paying, high-value-added jobs and send the cheap, dangerous, highly energy-consuming, and high-polluting ones abroad. Foreigners get rich and earn the money to buy our services.

Their government then takes the excess funds and buys US Treasury bonds (China still has $760 billion worth) and finances our deficits with ever-depreciating paper. It is one big mutually enriching cycle. That’s why globalization has worked for 85 years.

The best thing for companies is to now sit on their hands and do nothing and wait out the next four years until a future administration eliminates the tariffs. That’s much cheaper than spending $20 billion on a new factory here which might become useless in four years.

What is a stock market worth that is walled off from the rest of the world that's in recession? Maybe half or less the February peak value, but I’m only guessing.

It might be much worse.

Keep all cash positions in 90-day T-bills and keep all hedges of existing equity portfolios also at a maximum until the stock market can find its own bottom. I’d rather miss the first 10% move and buy on the way up than catch a falling knife right now.

April is now down -7.25% so far due to the explosion in implied volatilities in our hedged positions. A lot of the Friday options prices made no sense and may reflect broker efforts to increase margin requirements. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +6.58% so far in 2025. My trailing one-year return stands at a spectacular +74.93%. That takes my average annualized return to +49.73% and my performance since inception to +758.47%.

It has been another busy week for trading. I used the meltdown to add very deep in-the-money longs in (COST), (NVDA), and (NFLX). I stopped out of an existing (NVDA) long as we approached the upper strike price. I kept my very deep in-the-money long in (TSLA). I also kept my (GLD) long as a hedge.

Some 63 of my 70 round trips, or 90%, were profitable in 2023. Some 74 of 94 trades have been profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.

Try beating that anywhere.


My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment

We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.

Trump Announces Worst-Case Scenario Tariffs, tanking stocks and crypto, with big technology stocks taking the biggest hits. “RISK OFF” assets like gold, silver, bonds, and foreign currencies are soaring. The Dow Average could suffer a 1987-style crash on Monday. Volatility will explode. Duties on Chinese goods were raised to 34%, Europe 20%, and Southeast Asian countries up to 45%. All countries have been hit with high tariffs to avoid transshipments. Retaliation from the world is on the way. It’s another nail in the economy’s coffin, which is now almost certainly in recession. S&P 500 at 5,000 here we come. Is this the day the great depression started? Some $2 trillion in market capitalization was lost today.

Tariffs to Push All Home Prices Higher, as much as 5%, as homebuilders wind down new construction because of higher costs. Drywall comes from Mexico, lumber from Canada, and 10% of the workforce are immigrants. It could explain the recent improvement in existing home sales.

Jobless Claims Hit Three-Year High. Continuing claims, a proxy for the number of people receiving benefits, increased to 1.9 million in the week ended March 22, slightly higher than economists expected. Those applications have been hovering just under that level for several months now. Meanwhile, initial claims dipped last week, to 219,000, according to Labor Department data released Thursday. 

Auto Loan Defaults Hit 21-Year High, with 6.5% of subprime borrowers at least 60 days overdue on payments. It is the largest default rate since data began collection in 1994. Yet another recession indicator.

Tesla Sales Fall off a Cliff, down 13% on the quarter, its weakest performance in nearly three years, as backlash to CEO Elon Musk's embrace of far-right politics grows and as consumers seek out newer models from rival electric-vehicle makers. The EV maker's stumbling sales indicate that the one-time leading brand is reeling from the fallout of the company not refreshing its vehicle lineup in years, and Musk's foray into politics in the United States and Europe. The company posted weak sales in numerous European markets and China, even as more consumers are opting for EVs. Sell (TSLA) on rallies.

 

 

Global Sentiment is collapsing, over trade wars and recession fears. Business sentiment among big Japanese manufacturers worsened in the three months to March, a central bank survey showed on Tuesday, a sign escalating trade tensions were already taking a toll on the export-reliant economy. Auto exports to the US are a major support for the Japanese economy, which is an American ally. A global contagion is afoot.

US Dollar Declines as a Reserve Currency, in the last quarter of 2024 while the percentage of actual dollars held as reserve ticked up, IMF data showed on Monday. Dollar-equivalent amounts dropped also among holdings in euro, pound sterling, yuan, yen, Swiss franc, and Australian and Canadian dollars, with only the latter showing a tick up in the percentage of holdings, the IMF's Currency Composition of Official Foreign Exchange Reserves (COFER) data showed. The end of American exceptionalism means a cheaper greenback.

Vaccine Stocks Get Nailed, as the FDA moves the eliminate the vaccine establishment. Expect stocks to fall and disease to rise. The Food and Drug Administration's top vaccine official, Peter Marks, has been forced to resign, the most high-profile exit at the regulator as the Trump administration undertakes an overhaul of federal health agencies.

Gold Stocks in Comex Warehouses Hit Record highs, due to the risk of import tariffs curtailing shipments to the United States from other countries. Latest data from Comex, part of CME Group, shows gold stored in its warehouses in the United States at an all-time high of 43.3 million troy ounces worth $135 billion at current prices compared with 17.1 million in November. Spot gold prices surged past $3,100 per ounce to a fresh record high on Monday. Bullion is up 19% so far this year after rising 27% in 2024. Buy (GLD) on dips.

On Monday, April 7, at 8:30 AM EST, the Used Car Prices are announced.

On Tuesday, April 8, at 8:30 AM, the NFIB Business Optimism Index is released.

On Wednesday, April 9, at 1:00 PM, the FOMC Minutes are published. 

On Thursday, April 10, at 8:30 AM EST, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed. We also get the Consumer Price Index and Inflation Rate.

On Friday, April 11, at 8:30 EST, the Producer Price Index for March is printed. We also get the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.

As for me, with the 38th anniversary of the 1987 crash coming up this year, when shares dove 20% in one day, I thought I’d part with a few memories.

I was in Paris visiting Morgan Stanley’s top banking clients, who back then were making a major splash in Japanese equity warrants, my particular area of expertise.

When we walked into our last appointment, I casually asked how the market was doing (Paris is six hours ahead of New York). We were told the Dow Average was down a record 300 points. Stunned, I immediately asked for a private conference room so I could call the equity trading desk in New York to buy some stock.

A woman answered the phone, and when I said I wanted to buy, she burst into tears and threw the handset down on the floor. Redialing found all transatlantic lines jammed.

I never bought my stock, nor did I find out who picked up the phone. I grabbed a taxi to Charles de Gaulle airport and flew my twin Cessna as fast as the turbocharged engines took me back to London, breaking every known air traffic control rule.

By the time I got back, the Dow had closed down 512 points. Then I learned that George Soros asked us to bid on a $250 million blind portfolio of US stocks after the close. He said he had also solicited bids from Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch, JP Morgan, and Solomon Brothers, and would call us back if we won.

We bid 10% below the final closing prices for the lot. Ten minutes later, he called us back and told us we won the auction. How much did the others bid? He told us that we were the only ones who bid at all!

Then you heard that great sucking sound.

Oops!

What has never been disclosed to the public is that after the close, Morgan Stanley received a margin call from the exchange for $100 million, as volatility had gone through the roof, as did every firm on Wall Street. We ordered JP Morgan to send the money from our account immediately. Then they lost the wire transfer!

After some harsh words at the top, it was found. That’s when I discovered the wonderful world of Fed wire numbers.

The next morning, the Dow continued its plunge, but after an hour managed a U-turn, and launched on a monster rally that lasted for the rest of the year. We made $75 million on that one trade from Soros.

It was the worst investment decision I have seen in the markets in 53 years, executed by its most brilliant player. Go figure. Maybe it was George’s risk control discipline kicking in?

At the end of the month, we then took a $75 million hit on our share of the British Petroleum privatization because Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher refused to postpone the issue, believing that the banks had already made too much money.

That gave Morgan Stanley’s equity division a break-even P&L for the month of October 1987, the worst in market history. Even now, I refuse to gas up at a BP station on the very rare occasions I am driving a rental internal combustion engine from Enterprise.

My Quotron Screen on 1987 Crash Day

 

 

Good Luck and Good Trading,

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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April 3, 2025

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April 3, 2025
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Featured Trade:

(A NOTE ON OPTIONS ASSIGNED OR CALLED AWAY)
(NVDA), (COST), (TSLA)

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A Note on Assigned Options, or Options Called Away

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I just received an excited text message from an excited Concierge client. His long position in the (NVDA) April 17 2025 $90-$95 vertical bull call debit spread had just been called away. That meant he would receive the maximum profit a full 10 trading days before the April 17 option expiration. Whoever called away the option ended up eating all of the remaining premium.

With the heightened volatility today, I am seeing an increasing number of options positions assigned or called away.

I know all of this may sound confusing at first. But once you get the hang of it, this is the greatest way to make money since sliced bread.

I still have three positions left in my model trading portfolio that are deep in-the-money, and about to expire in 10 trading days on the April 17 options expiration day. Those are the

 

(NVDA) 4/$90-$95 call spread                 10.00%

(COST) 4/$840-$850 call spread             10.00%

(TSLA) 4/$160/$170 put spread               10.00%

 

That opens up a set of risks unique to these positions.

I call it the “Screw up risk.”

As long as the markets maintain current levels, this position will expire at its maximum profit value.

There is a heightened probability that your short position in the options may get called away.

Although the return for those calling away your options is very small, this is how to handle these events.

If exercised, brokers are required by law to email you immediately. 

If it happens, there is only one thing to do: fall down on your knees and thank your lucky stars. You have just made the maximum possible profit for your position instantly.

Most of you have short-option positions, although you may not realize it. For when you buy an in-the-money vertical option spread, it contains two elements: a long option and a short option.

The short options can get “assigned,” or “called away” at any time, as it is owned by a third party, the one you initially sold the put option to when you initiated the position.

You have to be careful here because the inexperienced can blow their newfound windfall if they take the wrong action, so here’s how to handle it correctly.

Let’s say you get an email from your broker telling you that your call options have been assigned away.

I’ll use the example of the Berkshire Hathaway (BRK/B) from last August $405-$415 in-the-money vertical Bull Call spread since so many of you had these.

For what the broker had done in effect is allow you to get out of your call spread position at the maximum profit point 11 days before the August 16 expiration date.

In other words, what you bought for $8.70 on July 12 is now worth $10.00, giving you a near-instant profit of $1,300 or 14.94% in only  11 trading days.

All you have to do is call your broker and instruct them to “exercise your long position in your (BRK/B) August 16 $405 calls to close out your short position in the (BRK/B) August $410 calls.”

You must do this in person. Brokers are not allowed to exercise options automatically, on their own, without your expressed permission.

You also must do this the same day that you receive the exercise notice.

This is a perfectly hedged position. The name, the ticker symbol, the number of shares, and the number of contracts are all identical, so you have no exposure at all.

Call options are a right to buy shares at a fixed price before a fixed date, and one option contract is exercisable into 100 shares.

Short positions usually only get called away for dividend-paying stocks or interest-paying ETFs like the (BRK/B). There are strategies out there that try to capture dividends the day before they are payable. Exercising an option is one way to do that.

Weird stuff like this happens in the run-up to options expirations like we have coming.

A call owner may need to sell a long (BRK/B) position after the close, and exercising his long (BRK/B) call, which you are short, is the only way to execute it.

Adequate shares may not be available in the market, or maybe a limit order didn’t get done by the market close.

There are thousands of algorithms out there that may arrive at some twisted logic that the puts need to be exercised.

Many require a rebalancing of hedges at the close every day which can be achieved through option exercises.

And yes, options even get exercised by accident. There are still a few humans left in this market to blow it by writing shoddy algorithms.

And here’s another possible outcome in this process.

Your broker will call you to notify you of an option called away, and then give you the wrong advice on what to do about it.

There is a further annoying complication that leads to a lot of confusion. Lately, brokers have resorted to sending you warnings that exercises MIGHT happen to help mitigate their own legal liability.

They do this even when such an exercise has zero probability of happening, such as with a short call option in a LEAPS that has a year or more left until expiration. Just ignore these, or call your broker and ask them to explain.

This generates tons of commissions for the broker but is a terrible thing for the trader to do from a risk point of view, such as generating a loss by the time everything is closed and netted out.

There may not even be an evil motive behind the bad advice. Brokers are not investing a lot in training staff these days. In fact, I think I’m the last one they really did train.

Avarice could have been an explanation here but I think stupidity and poor training and low wages are much more likely.

Brokers have so many ways to steal money legally that they don’t need to resort to the illegal kind.

This exercise process is now fully automated at most brokers but it never hurts to follow up with a phone call if you get an exercise notice. Mistakes do happen.

Some may also send you a link to a video of what to do about all this.

If any of you are the slightest bit worried or confused by all of this, come out of your position RIGHT NOW at a small profit! You should never be worried or confused about any position tying up YOUR money.

Professionals do these things all day long and exercises become second nature, just another cost of doing business.

If you do this long enough, eventually you get hit. I bet you don’t.

 

 

 

Calling All Options!

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April 1, 2025

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April 1, 2025
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Featured Trade:

(REVISITING THE FIRST SILVER BUBBLE),
(SLV), (SLW)

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March 31, 2025

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March 31, 2025
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Featured Trade:

(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or STAGFLATION IS ON!)
(COST), (BRK/B), (GS), (MS), (NVDA), (AMZN), (TLT), (GLD), (GM), (TSLA)

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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or Stagflation is On!

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There is no doubt that the data released out on Friday were a complete disaster for stock investors. The Dow Average futures posted a 1,000-point swing, from up 200 in the overnight markets to down 800 intraday.

Specifically, the Consumer Price Index came in at a hot 0.4%, which is 4.8% annualized. Five-year Inflation Expectations, which the Fed follows most closely, rocketed to 6.0%. Worse yet, Consumer Confidence rose only 0.1% for the second month in a row, the worst performance in 12 years. Friday was the day that the hard data met the soft data and concluded that the recession was on.

That screeching noise you hear is the economy grinding to a halt.

Stock markets absolutely hate stagflation. The last time we had stagflation was during the Ford and Carter administrations during the 1970s, when it took eight years for the Dow to rise a measly 1,000 points. Back then, Wall Street shrank to a fraction of its former self.

This all richly justifies my downside target of 5,000 for the S&P 500, off 20% from the February top, which is increasingly becoming a mainstream prediction. If I am wrong, it will plunge to 4,500, or down 30%.

We were promised animal spirits that would set markets on fire. Instead, the animals are sent back into hibernation and the markets are being snuffed out. I watch every single data release that comes out on a daily basis, and it is amazing how fast they are almost all rolling over at once.

The combination of rising inflation and a weakening economy is described by one infamous word: Stagflation. What’s worse, we are only one month into a stagflationary trend that could run for many months or years.

As a result, we have seen the worst start to a year since Q1 2020, the last time Trump was president. March was the worst month in 3 ½ years. It seems the stock market heartily agrees with my view.

It gets worse.

All earnings estimates for this year are based on record corporate profit margins. If those margins fail to hold when earnings are announced in the coming weeks, it may trigger the second 10% leg down in the major averages. More concerning is the forward guidance companies may provide.

It turns out that companies watch the daily data releases too. Companies sitting on their hands, not investing or hiring, can itself alone cause recessions. Right now, nobody knows what the heck to do.

The final shoe to fall will be a sharp spike up in the headline Unemployment Rate. We get the next read on this on Friday, April 4. It’s just a question of how soon this shows up in the data. Right now, hundreds of thousands of workers have been fired but are still receiving paychecks while their status is being challenged in the courts. So they aren’t being counted as unemployed….yet.

Some 42% of all the hiring in the US over the past three years has been in just two sectors, healthcare and education. That is where the biggest cuts are being made now. It’s all about getting ahead of the curve.

Let me tell you how bad things can get.

On Wednesday, the president announced 25% import duties for completed cars. General Motors (GM) makes about 30% of its cars in Mexico and Canada. As a result, (GM) may have to raise some car prices by 10%-25%. But the president has ordered (GM) not to raise prices at all.

It costs $20 billion and takes four years to build a new car factory in the US from scratch. This all turns (GM) into the perfect money-destruction machine. (GM) may not survive. And you wonder why I have been short (GM) stock two months in a row. Trump must really hate Detroit.

Believe it or not, there is a silver lining to all this.

If you missed the great bull market of the last five years, when the major indexes more than doubled, you are eventually going to get a second bite at the apple. Share prices are dropping so fast that we may get to a final capitulation selloff rather quickly. Then we will be spoiled for choice with stocks that have easy doubles and triples in them.

Let me tell you a trader’s trick.

Watch the shares of companies that have the sharpest rises on the rare up days. These are the ones that institutions are willing to jump into and hold on to forever, the permanent earnings compounders. If you take a look at the longs in the Mad Hedge Model Trading Portfolio, they all meet these criteria. They include (COST), (BRK/B), (GS), (MS), (NVDA), and (AMZN).

Buying bonds (TLT) and gold (GLD) going into a recession may not be a bad idea either. And for those who don’t want to play when the going gets rough, there are always 90-day US Treasury bills yielding 4.20%. They are government-guaranteed.

March is now up +3.17% so far. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +12.64% so far in 2025. That means Mad Hedge has been operating as a perfect -1X short S&P 500 ETF since the February top. My trailing one-year return stands at a spectacular +81.35%. That takes my average annualized return to +49.82% and my performance since inception to +764.63%.

It has been another busy week for trading. I took profits on the short in (NVDA), which collapsed in the latest tech-driven leg down. I added a new long in (COST), a position I have been trying to get into for years, and it immediately started to make money.

I also stopped out of my two auto shorts in (GM) and (TSLA) at cost. Then Trump moved up his auto tariff announcements by a week, and both positions shot up to max profits. Welcome to trading in the Trump administration. In this period of extreme uncertainty, I have tightened up my stop-loss strategy to avoid big losses.

Some 63 of my 70 round trips, or 90%, were profitable in 2023. Some 74 of 94 trades have been profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.

Try beating that anywhere.

Stagflation Accelerates, with a hot 0.4% increase in the Consumer Price Index and a tepid 0.1% increase in Consumer Spending, the worst since the Pandemic. One-year inflation expectations have shot up to 5.0%. Today is the day the hard data met the soft data and jointly agreed that we are in a recession. S&P 500 5,000 here we come!

25% Auto Import Tariffs Become Official on April 2. The auto industry, once the largest in the US, says it will trigger a recession. Car prices will rise an average of $5,000 per vehicle. Expect the economies of Michigan, Indiana, Wisconsin, and Illinois to get demolished as they feed a lot of the parts into Detroit. Steel will also be affected. Some 30% of autos made by US companies are assembled in Canada and Mexico. Which US car makers have the highest share of American content? Tesla.

US GDP Grows 2.4%, during the October-December quarter. These may be the last positive numbers we see for a while as the country heads into recession.

Bonds Rocket, with inflation now running at a 5% annual rate, and the tariffs should add another 1%. That means the next Fed move is likely to be an interest rate RISE, while the unemployment rate is rising. That’s a worst-case scenario for the economy and the stock market.

Moody’s Warns of a Downgrade of the United States, saying Trump’s trade tariffs could hamper the country’s ability to cope with a growing debt pile and higher interest rates. Recession risks are rising.

Canada Freezes Rebates for Tesla Purchasers. Canada has frozen C$43 million ($30.11 million) of rebate payments for Tesla. Buyers had been eligible for a $5,000 rebate on vehicles costing less than $65,000. Tesla’s Q1 sales out next week is expected to be terrible. Avoid (TSLA).

S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index Rises 4.7% YOY. Home price growth held steady at 0.5% M/M, on a seasonally adjusted basis, in January, according to the S&P CoreLogic Case-Shiller Home Price Index composite for 20 cities. On an unadjusted basis, the Case-Shiller HPI for 20 cities inched up 0.1% from a month earlier, decelerating from the +0.2% consensus and accelerating from the previous month's -0.1%. On a Y/Y basis, the gauge climbed 4.7%, vs. +4.6% expected and +4.5% prior.

Consumer Confidence Plunges, by the most in five years, according to the conference. The Conference Board’s gauge of confidence decreased 7.2 points to 92.9, data released Tuesday showed. The median estimate in a Bloomberg survey of economists called for a reading of 94. The soft data for the economy continues to look horrific.

FedEx Gets Crushed, another early recession indicator. Fewer things are shipped in shrinking economies. Fears about a U.S. recession and President Donald Trump’s new reciprocal tariff rates starting April 2 could threaten FedEx’s earnings, Paterson said in a Friday note to clients. Memphis-based FedEx is generally regarded as a barometer of the global economy, as its business touches a wide variety of global industries.

Next-Gen Chips are Power Hogs. Big tech companies, which are all betting heavily on AI, will undoubtedly buy those chips, even if the price skyrockets. But there’s growing evidence that there won’t be enough electricity to power all of their AI dreams. Some new AI apps use 150 times more power than the old ones.


My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment

We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.

On Monday, March 31, at 8:30 AM EST, the Chicago PMI is announced.

On Tuesday, April 1, at 8:30 AM, the JOLTS Job Openings Report is released.

On Wednesday, April 2, at 1:00 PM, the ADP Employment Change is published. 

On Thursday, April 3, at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed. We also get the final report for Q1 GDP.

On Friday, April 4, at 8:30 AM, the Nonfarm Payroll Report for March is printed. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.

As for me, back in 2002, I flew to Iceland to do some research on the country’s national DNA sequencing program called Decode, which analyzed the genetic material of everyone in that tiny nation of 250,000. It was the boldest project yet in the field and had already led to several breakthrough discoveries.

Let me start by telling you the downside of visiting Iceland. In the country that has produced three Miss Universes over the last 50 years, suddenly you are the ugliest guy in the country. Because guess what? The men are beautiful as well, the descendants of Vikings who became stranded there after they cut down all the forests on the island for firewood, leaving nothing with which to build long boats.

I said they were beautiful, not smart.

Still, just looking is free and highly rewarding.

While I was there, I thought it would be fun to trek across Iceland from North to South in the spirit of Shackleton, Scott, and Amundsen. I went alone because, after all, how many people do you know who want to trek across Iceland? Besides, it was only 150 miles, or ten days to cross. A piece of cake really.

Near the trailhead, the scenery could have been a scene from Lord of the Rings, with undulating green hills, craggy rock formations, and miniature Icelandic ponies galloping in herds. It was nature in its most raw and pristine form. It was all breathtaking.

Most of the central part of Iceland is covered by a gigantic glacier over which a rough trail is marked by stakes planted in the snow every hundred meters. The problem arises when fog or blizzards set in, obscuring the next stake and making it too easy to get lost. Then you risk walking into a fumarole, a vent from the volcano under the ice, always covered by boiling water. About ten people a year die this way.

My strategy for avoiding this cruel fate was very simple. Walk 50 meters. If I could see the next stake, I would proceed. If I couldn’t, I pitched my tent and waited until the storm passed.

It worked.

Every 10 kilometers stood a stone rescue hut with a propane stove for adventurers caught out in storms. I thought they were for wimps but always camped nearby for the company.

One of the challenges in trekking near the North Pole is getting to sleep. That’s because the sun never sets and it's daylight all night long. The problem was easily solved with the blindfold that came with my Icelandic Air first-class seat.

I was 100 miles into my trek, approached my hut for the night, and opened the door to say hello to my new friends.

What I saw horrified me.

Inside was an entire German Girl Scout Troop spread out in their sleeping bags all with a particularly virulent case of the flu. In the middle was a girl lying on the floor, soaking wet and shivering, who had fallen into a glacier-fed river. She was clearly dying of hypothermia.

I was pissed and instantly went into Marine Corps Captain mode, barking out orders left and right. Fortunately, my German was still pretty good then, so I instructed every girl to get out of their sleeping bags and pile them on top of the freezing scout. I then told them to strip the girl of her wet clothes and reclothe her with dry replacements. They could have their bags back when she got warm. The great thing about Germans is that they are really good at following orders.

Next, I turned the stove burners up high to generate some heat. Then I rifled through backpacks and cooked up what food I could find, force-fed it into the scouts, and emptied my bottle of aspirin. For the adult leader, a woman in her thirties who was practically unconscious, I parted with my emergency supply of Jack Daniels.

By the next morning, the frozen girl was warm, the rest were recovering, and the leader was conscious. They thanked me profusely. I told them I was an American “Adler Scout” (Eagle Scout) and was just doing my job.

One of the girls cautiously moved forward and presented me with a small doll dressed in a traditional German Dirndl, which she said was her good luck charm. Since I was her good luck, I should have it. It was the girl who was freezing to death the day before.

Some 20 years later, I look back fondly on that trip and would love to do it again.

Anyone want to go to Iceland?

Iceland 2002

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good Luck and Good Trading,

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
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March 24, 2025

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March 24, 2025
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Featured Trade:

(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD or THE SPECIAL NO CONFIDENCE ISSUE)
(GM), (SH), (TSLA), (NVDA), (GLD), (TLT), (LMT), (BA), (NVDA), (GOOGL), (AAPL), (META), (AMZN), (PANW), (ZS), (CYBR), (FTNT), (COST)
(AMGN), (ABBV), (BMY), (TSLA), GM), (GLD), (BYDDF)

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