Global Market Comments
May 12, 2025
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or WAITING FOR THE MISSILES TO HIT)
(GLD), (SPY), (MSTR), (NVDA), (AAPL),
(TSLA), (QQQ), (TLT), (SH), (MCD), (SVXY)
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When I was in Ukraine, the air raid sirens used to go off every night exactly at 2:00 AM.
The Russian goal was to deprive the civilian population of sleep and to make their lives miserable. It was also when the country was least able to defend itself.
You knew the missiles were on the way, it was just a question of whether your number was up. You could only hope to make it to the basement before they hit. It was not safe to go back to sleep until you heard the explosions nearby.
It is not a pleasant feeling.
Here we are in the United States in 2025, and there are missiles on the way, but they are economic ones. Ford Motors (F) has already started raising prices so they can spread them out over a longer period of time. Food and produce prices from Mexico will deliver the first price shocks, as they can go bad in a day. The first hint of this might be visible with the release of the Consumer Price Index at 8:30 AM EST on Tuesday, May 13. That’s when we learn if the inflationary surge is hitting now, or if we have to wait until June. But we know for sure it’s coming.
In fact, there is an onslaught of horrific economic data headed our way. Economic growth is slowing dramatically, prices are rising, international trade is grinding to a halt, and consumer confidence is already at all-time lows. We just don’t know yet if it is going to hit us or blow up the neighbors down the street.
The truly alarming thing about these developments is that the data from hell is going to hit just as the stock market is completing one of its most rapid rises in history, up 19.75% in a month. Stocks are now even more expensive than they were in February, with a price earnings multiple of 22X and earnings falling.
Is anyone ready for a February market crash repeat? You may be about to get it.
I have been through many bear markets since I started trading in 1965, a move down in the indexes of 20% or more. They can last 31 months (2002) and decline as much as 56% (2009). In 1987, we had a bear market in a day!
This one is number nine for me. And while no two bear markets are alike, they all share common characteristics. I have seen them caused by oil shocks, hyperinflation, financial engineering, the Dotcom Crash, the Great Financial Crisis, and the Pandemic. This is the first one caused by a trade war.
Spoiler alert! The monster is about to jump out of a closet at you at the end of the movie.
If you’re praying that the new trade deal with the UK is going to rescue your retirement funds, don’t hold your breath. It’s not a treaty; it is simply an agreement to agree sometime in the distant future. It’s not even a letter of intent. It’s nothing but a bunch of hot air.
In 2024, the U.S. actually ran a trade surplus, not a deficit, with the UK. The surplus was $11.9 billion. The U.S. exported $79.9 billion worth of goods to the U.K. and imported $68.1 billion, resulting in a surplus.
Some $10.5 billion of US aircraft were sold to the UK in 2024, followed by $7 billion in machinery and nuclear reactors and $5.6 billion in pharmaceuticals. The deals announced last week were nothing new, just a reaffirmation of existing trade that has been going on for years.
In the meantime, the punitive 10% tariff against UK imports stands. That is nowhere near enough to move the needle for the $27.7 trillion US GDP. And this was the easy one. Why the US needs to negotiate a trade agreement with a country where it is already running a surplus is beyond me.
All of this has prompted me to run the first 100% short model portfolio in the 17-year history of the Mad Hedge Fund Trader. If the market moves sideways or up small, we will make our maximum profit by the June 20 option expiration in 28 trading days (Memorial Day is a Holiday). If the market crashes, which it can do at any time, we make the maximum profit immediately. That should take us to a 2025 year-to-date profit of over 43%.
Heads I win, tails you lose, I like it.
Current Capital at Risk
Risk On
NO POSITIONS 0.00%
Risk Off
(GLD) 5/$275-$285 call spread -10.00%
(GLD) 6/$275-$285 call spread -10.00%
(SPY) 6/$610-$620 call spread -10.00%
(MSTR) 6/$500-$510 put spread -10.00%
(NVDA) 6/$140-$145 put spread -10.00%
(AAPL) 6/$220-$230 put spread -10.00%
(TSLA) 6/$370-$380 put spread -10.00%
(QQQ) 6/$540-$550 put spread -10.00%
(TLT) 6/$80-$83 call spread -10.00%
(SH) 6/$39-$41 call spread -10.00%
Total Net Position -100.00%
Total Gross Position 100.00%
I love trade wars.
They shine brilliant spotlights on obscure, usually deeply hidden parts of the global economy, revealing almost impossible-to-find data points. And every single new data point enhances your understanding of the big picture.
My first real trade war was the 1973 Oil Shock. Saudi Arabia had cut off America’s oil supply because of our support for Israel in the Yom Kippur War. Huge lines formed at gas stations, and gasoline prices shot up from 25 cents a gallon to $3.00.
Ever the entrepreneur, I started a side business buying beat-up Volkswagen Beetles, the highest mileage car then available in the United States, driving them to Mexico, and getting them repainted and reupholstered in a day for $50. Then I resold them in LA for double the price.
I remember on my last run, I was in a hurry to catch a physics class, so I left a little early. The US customs office learned about the car and asked me if I had any work done while in Mexico. I answered “No.” As he walked away, I saw that his pants were covered with fresh green paint, which had not yet dried.
I drove away as fast as my green Beetle could go.
In the old days, hedge funds reaped huge trading advantages chasing down obscure data points. When satellite data became available to the public in the 1990s, my fund leased satellite time to track the progress of the US wheat crop.
Several successful trades in the commodities markets followed, until others caught on. You already know that I closely track container ship traffic not only in Los Angeles, but ports around the world. This is easy now through many cheap apps available through Apple’s App Store..
In the 2025 stock market, we have all had to become our own mini hedge fund managers. For a start, more money has been made on the short side than the long side, at least the few who participated in instruments like my many vertical bear put debit spreads in (NVDA), (SPY), (TSLA), (MSTR), and the (TLT). There were also nicely profitable plays in the (SH), the (SDS), and the many volatility plays out there, such as the (SVXY).
It's all been enough to help me achieve a welcome 32% profit this year. Those who took my advice to sit out 2025 and bought 90-day US Treasury bills yielding 4.2% are also profitable this year. Any positive return this year is a great accomplishment.
A whole new cottage industry that has gone viral on the internet, offering up more obscure data points about the economy than we could ever consume. We all know that forward-looking soft sentiment data is the worst ever recorded. Credit card balances held by low-income consumers are at all-time highs. But McDonald’s (MCD) and Taco Bell sales have been falling, while those at Domino's Pizza are rising.
What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Although this may sound arcane and deep in the weeds, the 2 year – 10 year spread recently turned positive and is now at 0.47%. That means the yield on two-year Treasury notes is higher than the yield on ten-year Treasury bonds. This has NEVER happened without a following recession. If you were looking for hard data, this is hard data.
Gold is the only asset class absent from volatility this year. That alone says a lot.
There are more than the usual number of binoculars focusing on the Port of Los Angeles these days (click here for the link). Traffic is now down a stunning 25% on the week. That means a supply chain disaster is imminent.
You learn in the Marine Corps that a 50-cent part can ground a $60 million aircraft. How much extra will you pay to get that 50-cent part to get the plane flying? $1.00, $10? $100? Certainly $1 million for a military aircraft in time of war.
This is the basis for some of the exponential inflation forecasts and supply chain disruptions on the scale last seen during the pandemic. Once started, inflation takes off like a rocket with merchants trying to outraise each other and it can take years to get under control, as we saw with the last pandemic.
By the way, I still wake up at 2:00 AM every morning expecting incoming missiles, even though I have been out of Ukraine for 18 months. It turns out that post-traumatic stress gets worse when you get older. Fortunately, my bedroom is now in the basement.
The Lucky One (it was a dud)
The Not So Lucky Ones
My May performance has reached +3.08%. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +31.48% so far in 2025. My trailing one-year return stands at a record +90.95%. That takes my average annualized return to +50.84% and my performance since inception to +783.37%, a new all-time high.
It has been another wild week in the market. I took profits in longs in (MSTR) and (NVDA). I stopped out of a short in (SPY) for a small loss. I added a new long in (GLD) and (TLT), new shorts in (QQQ), (AAPL), and (TSLA). After the tremendous run we have just seen, I am moving towards a 100% short portfolio.
Some 63 of my 70 round trips in 2023, or 90%, were profitable. Some 74 of 94 trades were profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.
Try beating that anywhere.
The Stock Market is Headed for New Lows, even if the China tariffs drop from 145% to only 50%, says hedge fund guru and old friend Paul Tudor Jones. Trump’s rollout of the highest levies on imports in a century shocked the world last month, triggering extreme volatility on Wall Street. You have Trump, who’s locked in on tariffs. You have the Fed, which is locked in on not cutting rates. That’s not good for the stock market. We are the losers.
Fed Leaves Interest Rates Unchanged, at 4.25%-4.50%, supported by a consistently rising inflation rate. Stocks tanked and bonds rallied. In case you were wondering, the Fed ALWAYS prioritizes fighting inflation over unemployment because its mandate is to protect the value of the US dollar. It’s written into the 1913 law creating the Federal Reserve System. Don’t expect ANY rate cuts until year-end.
Apple Tanks on Falling Search Revenues. I bet you don’t get many short recommendations for Apple, but here’s a nice one. The implications for Apple were disastrous when a senior officer testified that artificial intelligence was demolishing their traditional search business. Of course, Alphabet (GOOGL) shares were trashed, down 7%. But Apple took a 5% hit as well because it earns an eye-popping $50 billion a year from its IOS operating system, referring all searches to Google. Apple shares have been trading rather feebly this month. While the S&P 500 rocketed 15%, (AAPL) managed to eak out an unimpressive 20% gain, while shares like Palantir (PLTR) doubled.
Bitcoin Recovers $100,000, for the first time since early February, bolstered by a dial down of the trade war in a sign that perhaps Trump is backing off his trade war. Overbought for now, sell Bitcoin rallies.
Nearly All US Exports are in Free Fall, reaching most ports across the U.S. and nearly all export market products as the trade impact of Trump’s tariffs worsens. Agriculture exports to China have been the hardest hit.
Oil Production has Peaked, thanks to the collapse in prices triggered by recession fears. Saudi Arabia is playing a market share game, and increasing production is another factor. Avoid all energy plays like the plague. We’re headed for $30 a barrel.
Warren Buffett Retires, handing over day-to-day management of Berkshire Hathaway (BRK/B) to Greg Abel. It’s a personal blow as Warren was one of the first subscribers to Mad Hedge Fund Trader. No one could ever match his investment performance, not even Warren himself, as stocks are so much more expensive now. Even if (BRK/B) shares dropped 99% from today, it would still be the top-performing S&P 500 stock since 1965. Listening to his annual shareholder summit, he’s still all there at age 94. I want to be Warren Buffett when I grow up.
Is Tesla the Next Boeing? By cutting production costs by 17% last year, has Musk also made the cars unsafe? That’s what happened to Boeing (BA), which prioritized raising dividends and share buybacks over quality and safety to the point where its aircraft started falling out of the sky. This year, (TSLA) shares have been matching (BA) downside one for one.
Jeff Bezos to Sell $4.7 Billion of Amazon Stock by May 2026. Time to free up some spending money. Jeff sold $13.4 billion worth of shares in 2024. Some of the money will go to finance his Blue Origin rocket hobby. Bezos still owns 9.56% of the $2 trillion company.
My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment
We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties, is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.
On Monday, May 12, at 8:30 AM EST, the WASDE Report is announced, the World Agriculture Supply and Demand Estimate.
On Tuesday, May 13, at 7:30 AM, the Consumer Price Index, a key inflation read, is released.
On Wednesday, May 14, at 9:30 AM, EIA Oil Stocks are disclosed. No move is expected in the face of a rising inflation rate. A press conference follows at 1:30.
On Thursday, May 15, at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed. We also get the Producer Price Index and Retail Sales.
On Friday, May 16, at 7:30 AM, we get Housing Starts and Building Permits. At 1:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is published.
As for me, one of the many benefits of being married to a British Airways senior stewardess is that you get to visit some pretty obscure parts of the world. In the 1970s, that meant going first class for free with an open bar, and sometimes in the cockpit jump seat.
To extend out 1977 honeymoon, Kyoko agreed to an extra round trip for BA from Hong Kong to Colombo in Sri Lanka. That left me on my own for a week in the former British crown colony of Ceylon.
I rented an antiquated left-hand drive stick shift Vauxhall and drove around the island nation counterclockwise. I only drove during the day in army convoys to avoid terrorist attacks from the Tamil Tigers. The scenery included endless verdant tea fields, pristine beaches, and wild elephants and monkeys.
My eventual destination was the 1,500-year-old Sigiriya Rock Fort in the middle of the island, which stood 600 feet above the surrounding jungle. I was nearly at the top when I thought I found a shortcut. I jumped over a wall and suddenly found myself up to my armpits in fresh bat shit.
That cut my visit short, and I headed for a nearby river to wash off. But the smell stayed with me for weeks.
Before Kyoko took off for Hong Kong in her Vickers Viscount, she asked me if she should bring anything back. I heard that McDonald’s has just opened a stand there, so I asked her to bring back two Big Macs.
She dutifully showed up in the hotel restaurant the following week with the telltale paper back in hand. I gave them to the waiter and asked him to heat them up. He returned shortly with the burgers on plates surrounded by some elaborate garnish. It was a real work of art.
Suddenly, every hand in the restaurant shot up. They all wanted to order the same this, even though the nearest stand was 2,494 miles away.
We continued our round-the-world honeymoon to a beach vacation in the Seychelles, where we just missed a coup d’état, a safari in Kenya, apartheid South Africa, London, San Francisco, and finally back to Tokyo. It was the honeymoon of a lifetime.
Kyoko passed away in 2020 from breast cancer at the age of 50, well before her time.
Sigiriya Rock Fort
Kyoko
Good Luck and Good Trading,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader|
Global Market Comments
May 6, 2025
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(THEY’RE NOT MAKING AMERICANS ANYMORE)
(SPY), (EWJ), (EWL), (EWU), (EWG), (EWY), (FXI), (EIRL), (GREK), (EWP), (IDX), (EPOL), (TUR), (EWZ), (PIN), (EIS)
If demographics are destiny, then America’s future looks bleak. You see, they’re just not making Americans anymore.
At least that is the sobering conclusion of the latest Economist magazine survey of the global demographic picture.
I have long been a fan of demographic investing, which creates opportunities for traders to execute on what I call “intergenerational arbitrage”. When the number of middle-aged big spenders is falling, risk markets plunge.
Front run this data by two decades, and you have a great predictor of stock market tops and bottoms that outperforms most investment industry strategists.
You can distill this even further by calculating the percentage of the population that is in the 45-49 age bracket.
The reasons for this are quite simple. The last five years of child rearing are the most expensive. Think of all that pricey sports equipment, tutoring, braces, SAT coaching, first cars, first car wrecks, and the higher insurance rates that go with it.
Older kids need more running room, which demands larger houses with more amenities. No wonder it seems that dad is writing a check or whipping out a credit card every five seconds. I know, because I have five kids of my own. As long as dad is in spending mode, stock and real estate prices rise handsomely, as do most other asset classes. Dad, you’re basically one generous ATM.
As soon as kids flee the nest, this spending grinds to a juddering halt. Adults entering their fifties cut back spending dramatically and become prolific savers. Empty nesters also start downsizing their housing requirements, unwilling to pay for those empty bedrooms, which in effect, become expensive storage facilities.
This is highly deflationary and causes a substantial slowdown in GDP growth. That is why the stock and real estate markets began their slide in 2007, while it was off to the races for the Treasury bond market.
The data for the US is not looking so hot right now. Americans aged 45-49 peaked in 2009 at 23% of the population. According to US census data, this group then began a 13-year decline to only 19% by 2022.
You can take this strategy and apply it globally with terrific results. Not only do these spending patterns apply globally, but they also backtest with a high degree of accuracy. Simply determine when the 45-49 age bracket is peaking for every country, and you can develop a highly reliable timetable for when and where to invest.
Instead of poring through gigabytes of government census data to cherry-pick investment opportunities, my friends at HSBC Global Research, strategists Daniel Grosvenor and Gary Evans, have already done the work for you. They have developed a table ranking investable countries based on when the 34-54 age group peaks—a far larger set of parameters that captures generational changes.
The numbers explain a lot of what is going on in the world today. I have reproduced it below. From it, I have drawn the following conclusions:
* The US (SPY) peaked in 2001 when our first “lost decade” began.
*Japan (EWJ) peaked in 1990, heralding 32 years of falling asset prices, giving you a nice back test.
*Much of developed Europe, including Switzerland (EWL), the UK (EWU), and Germany (EWG), followed in the late 2,000’s, and the current sovereign debt debacle started shortly thereafter.
*South Korea (EWY), an important G-20 “emerged” market with the world’s lowest birth rate, peaked in 2010.
*China (FXI) topped in 2011, explaining why we have seen three years of dreadful stock market performance despite torrid economic growth. It has been our consumers driving their GDP, not theirs.
*The “PIIGS” countries of Portugal, Ireland (EIRL), Greece (GREK), and Spain (EWP) don’t peak until the end of this decade. That means you could see some ballistic stock market performances if the debt debacle is dealt with in the near future.
*The outlook for other emerging markets, like Indonesia (IDX), Poland (EPOL), Turkey (TUR), Brazil (EWZ), and India (PIN) is quite good, with spending by the middle-aged not peaking for 15-33 years.
*Which country will have the biggest demographic push for the next 38 years? Israel (EIS), which will not see consumer spending max out until 2050. Better start stocking up on things Israelis buy.
Like all models, this one is not perfect, as its predictions can get derailed by a number of extraneous factors. Rapidly lengthening life spans could redefine “middle age”. Personally, I’m hoping 72 is the new 42.
Emigration could starve some countries of young workers (like Japan), while adding them to others (like Australia). Foreign capital flows in a globalized world can accelerate or slow down demographic trends. The new “RISK ON/RISK OFF” cycle can also have a clouding effect.
So why am I so bullish now? Because demographics is just one tool in the cabinet. Dozens of other economic, social, and political factors drive the financial markets.
What is the most important demographic conclusion right now? That the US demographic headwind veered to a tailwind in 2022, setting the stage for the return of the “Roaring Twenties.” With the (SPY) up 27% since October, it appears the markets heartily agree.
While the growth rate of the American population is dramatically shrinking, the rate of migration is accelerating, with huge economic consequences. The 80-year-old trend of population moving from North to South to save on energy bills is picking up speed, and the Midwest is getting hollowed out at an astounding rate as its people flee to the coasts, all three of them.
As a result, California, Texas, Florida, Washington, and Oregon are gaining population, while Missouri, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, and Wyoming are losing it (see map below). During my lifetime, the population of California has rocketed from 10 million to 40 million. People come in poor and leave as billionaires, as Elon Musk did.
In the meantime, I’m going to be checking out the shares of the matzo manufacturer down the street.
Global Market Comments
May 5, 2025
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD or EXPENSIVE AGAIN),
(SPY), (TSLA), (MSTR), (NVDA), (NFLX), (SPY), (GLD)
We certainly are having to work hard for our crust of bread in the stock market this year. April brought us the fastest downturn in stocks in 16 years, immediately followed by the sharpest upturn in 21 years.
It's like running for a treadmill heart test, but a sadistic doctor keeps raising the angle of incline.
Still, I was able to deliver the best trading profits since December 2023, up 14.57%. The harder I work, the luckier I get. Buying when everyone else is throwing up on their shoes is certainly a winning strategy, proven yet again.
The truly disappointing thing about this rally is that it has made stocks expensive once again. In valuation terms, we are now back at February’s peak earnings multiple of 22X for the S&P 500, up from 18X a month ago. This is happening because the growth rate of earnings is falling while share prices are rising.
We are now facing record-high share prices in an economy going into a recession, DOGE cutting chunks of government spending, with rising unemployment and inflation, and a budget deficit for 2025 that is likely to hit $4-$5 trillion.
It doesn’t sound like a great bargain to me. Maybe that’s why only 26% of investors are currently bullish.
We are in fact now at the top of a $4,800-$5,800 range while also bumping up against a solid ceiling at the 200-day moving average. If this bothers anyone, please raise your hand.
Looking at the grim, almost apocalyptic data that is marching our way, I think we are much more likely to next hit an earnings multiple of 16X than 23X. There are a lot of great shorts out there right now, but being up 28.45% so far this year, I am being very cautious when to pull the trigger.
One of the countless fascinating experiences in my life was spending a summer living with a Nazi family in West Berlin in 1968. There was a huge housing shortage in Berlin at the time, and I had to take what I could get. Besides, the apple strudel for dessert was fantastic.
And even though WWII had been over for 23 years, they never shed their extremist political beliefs. Over many dinner discussions I was exposed to the full Nazi philosophy. However, they loved Americans, as it were, they who saved them from the Bolsheviks in 1945.
You know, whenever you get a shot, the nurse always squeezes a little bit of the liquid out of the needle first before sticking it into your arm? This is to prevent an air bubble from getting into your heart, creating an airlock, and stopping it dead. One of the many torments the German Gestapo used to inflict on prisoners was to inject them with air bubbles. Then it was just a matter of minutes before the prisoner died or had a stroke.
I mention all of this because the US economy has just been injected with a big air bubble. If you’re looking for a recession, you can see it with a good set of binoculars off the California coast.
I’m watching the movement of this air bubble on a daily basis.
First, there were the prices for an eastbound 40-foot container shipped from China to the US, down from $8,000 to as low as $1,500 each. About 60 very large container ships carrying 1.2 million containers have gone missing.
Then there is congestion at the Port of Los Angeles, where 200 ships are stranded offshore, unable to unload. Truck drivers are now getting laid off because importers can’t afford to pay the 145% tariffs and are abandoning them, clogging warehouses. Store shelves will start to go bare from mid-May onward, with discount electronics going first.
Any positive growth we see in Q1 will be the result of a rush of post-election over-ordering to front-run the Trump tariffs. That creates a big air bubble in the system for Q2 and onward, maybe for years, even if the trade war ends tomorrow. That’s because shutting down and then restarting a massively complex international trade network takes at least a year.
It certainly was a confusing week for economic data. We saw a succession of very weak employment reports from the ADP Private Employment Report, JOLTS Jobs Openings, and Weekly Jobless Claims, which one might expect from trade war-induced economic collapse. Then, out of the blue, we got a somewhat respectable April Nonfarm Payroll Report at 177,000. Something in these disparate things does not compute.
We haplessly slogging away in the economic forecasting industry are constantly thwarted by constantly conflicting data. You’re probably all sick of hearing the words “on the one hand” and “on the other hand.” But could the unimaginable be happening? One thing I know for sure. You are definitely not going to see strong employment figures for health care (51,000) and Transportation and Warehousing (29,000) in May that we saw in April, once the trade war really starts to bite.
It’s not just the jobs figures that are going haywire. You can count on ALL economic data to be disrupted for at least the next year as the trade war unfolds, retreats, and does whatever it is going to do. It all makes my job so much harder. But then, I always love a challenge.
You may have noticed that I have started making a lot of money from Bitcoin plays like MicroStrategy (MSTR). This is not because I have suddenly become a died in the wool crypto acolyte, a mindless true believer, a guzzler of the Kool-Aid at every opportunity. I firmly believe that Bitcoin has another 95% decline ahead of it sometime in the future and that it is nothing more than a Ponzi scheme.
As I watch the many crypto “experts” wax lyrical about their $1 million upside targets, I can’t help but notice that most aren’t even old enough to be my grandchildren. The president has recently pardoned several crypto robber barons convicted of looting customer accounts of billions of dollars. Another term for “anti-regulation” is “pro-stealing.” The SEC has morphed from securities regulation to crypto promotion.
Nevertheless, I DO know what a chart is, downside support and upside resistance, and above all, euphoria and momentum. All of these started screaming “BUY” at me three weeks ago, and I started picking up crypto play with both, and if not three. I merely did what Mr. Market was begging me to notice.
Yes, sometimes even I have to trade charts for a living. But it is definitely a position I am only dating, not marrying. I’ll only be in crypto as long as there are more buyers than sellers and the suckers keep being born. I have a feeling that, at the end of the day, all crypto has really done is to pay for some very expensive parties in Miami and Dubai.
As far as I’m concerned, I’m hoping for the stroke and not the heart attack.
My April performance closed out at a spectacular +14.57%. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +28.40% so far in 2025. My trailing one-year return stands at a spectacular +89.79%. That takes my average annualized return to +50.61% and my performance since inception to +780.29%, a new all-time high.
It has been another wild week in the market, with the stock market up every day. I used a brief $25 dip in (TSLA) to take profits in my short play there. That leaves me 40% long, with a double position in (MSTR), and longs in (NVDA) and (NFLX). I have 20% short in (SPY) and a “risk off” position in (GLD), and 40% cash. I’m just waiting for this rally to burn out before topping up my shorts, not a bad idea in the wake of the biggest run-up in 21 years.
Some 63 of my 70 round trips in 2023, or 90%, were profitable. Some 74 of 94 trades
were profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.
Try beating that anywhere.
100 Years of S&P 500 Earnings Multiples
My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment
We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties, is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.
On Monday, May 5, at 8:30 AM EST, the S&P Global Composite PMI is announced.
On Tuesday, May 6, at 3:30 AM, the Balance of Trade is released.
On Wednesday, May 7, at 1:00 PM, the Federal Reserve announces its interest rate decision. No move is expected in the face of a rising inflation rate. A press conference follows at 1:30.
On Thursday, May 8, at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed.
On Friday, May 9, at 12:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is published.
I’m Always Cautious When Pulling the Trigger
Microsoft Goes Ballistic, with the second 10% move in a month. Indications are that AI spending is continuing unabated, taking the entire tech space up with it.
ISM Manufacturing Index Says the Recession is Here. Economic activity in the manufacturing sector contracted in April for the second month in a row, following a two-month expansion preceded by 26 straight months of contraction, say the nation's supply executives in the latest Manufacturing ISM Report On Business®. Manufacturing in high-cost America has been in a structural decline for three years now and is accelerating to the downside.
US Q1 GDP Crashes in Q1, down 0.3%, thanks to the massive front-running of imports to beat the Trump tariffs. This quarter will certainly be worse as almost all international trade has ceased, giving us a second negative quarter that officially constitutes a recession. A three-quarter recession gives us an S&P 500 of 4,500, four quarters, 4,000.
JOLTS Job Openings Report was Weak in March at 7.1 Million, said the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. Over the month, hires held at 5.4 million, and total separations changed little at 5.1 million. Within separations, quits (3.3 million) were unchanged, and layoffs and discharges (1.6 million) edged down.
Consumer Confidence Collapses, hitting a 15-Year Low, according to the Conference Board. The Index fell to 86 on the month, down a hefty 7.9 points from its prior reading and below the Dow Jones estimate for 87.7. The board’s Expectations Index, which measures how respondents look at the next six months, tumbled to 54.4, a decline of 12.5 points and the lowest reading since October 2011.
New Homes are Now Cheaper than Existing Homes, for the first time. A 30% rise in existing inventories has made the difference. New home builders can more easily discount with free upgrades and offer loan buy-downs. Some 40% of homes on the market have seen price drops, and time on the market is growing.
Weekly Jobless Claims Rocket by 18,000. First-time filings for unemployment insurance totaled a seasonally adjusted 241,000 for the week ended April 26, up 18,000 from the prior period and higher than the estimate for 225,000. Continuing claims, which run a week behind and provide a broader view of layoff trends, rose to 1.92 million, up 83,000 to the highest level since Nov. 13, 2021.
General Motors to take $5 Billion Hit on Tariffs. GM on Thursday lowered its 2025 earnings guidance to include a possible $4 billion to $5 billion impact as a result of President Donald Trump’s auto tariffs. GM said its new guidance includes adjusted EBIT of between $10 billion and $12.5 billion, down from $13.7 billion to $15.7 billion. GM released first quarter results Tuesday that beat Wall Street’s expectations but delayed its investor call and updated guidance details amid expected changes to the auto tariffs.
S&P Case-Shiller National Home Price Index Slows to 3.9% YOY, in February, a sharp slowdown. Home prices are increasingly untenable to potential home buyers. Waning consumer confidence, heightened insecurity over economic uncertainties, and the future of household budgets are impacting the consumer housing market. New York (+7.7%), Chicago (+7.0%), and Cleveland (+6.6%) show the biggest gains, while Tampa showed a (-1.4%) loss. Expect real estate to remain a major drag on the US economy, with mortgage rates at 7.0%.
Bitcoin ETF’s Suck in $3.5 Billion Last Week, as the “Sell America” trade expands. Exchange-traded funds tracking Bitcoin and Ether attracted more than $3.2 billion last week, with the iShares Bitcoin Trust ETF (IBIT) alone seeing a nearly $1.5 billion inflow — the most this year.
Crude Oil Drops on Global Recession Fears. Brent crude futures were down $1.09, or 1.63%, at $65.78 a barrel. West Texas Intermediate crude fell $1.15, or 1.82%, to $61.87 a barrel. The U.S.-China trade war is dominating investor sentiment in moving oil prices, superseding nuclear talks between the U.S. and Iran, and discord within the OPEC+ coalition. Markets have been rocked by conflicting signals from the U.S. over what progress was being made to de-escalate a trade war that threatens to sap global growth.
As for me, by the 1980s, my mother was getting on in years. Fluent in Russian, she managed the CIA’s academic journal library from Silicon Valley, putting everything on microfilm.
That meant managing a team that translated over 1,000 monthly publications on topics as obscure as Arctic plankton, deep space phenomena, and advanced mathematics. She often called me to ascertain the value of some of her findings.
But her arthritis was getting to her, and all those trips to Washington, DC were wearing her out. So I offered Mom a job. Write the Thomas family history, no matter how long it took. She worked on it for the rest of her life.
Dad’s side of the family was easy. He was traced to a small village called Monreale above the Sicilian port city of Palermo, famed for its Byzantine church. Employing a local priest, she traced birth and death certificates going all the way back to an orphanage in 1820. It is likely he was a direct illegitimate descendant of Lord Nelson of Trafalgar.
Grandpa fled to the United States when his brother joined the Mafia in 1915. The most interesting thing she learned was that his first job in New York was working for Orville Wright at Wright Aero Engines (click here). That explains my family’s century-long fascination with aviation.
Grandpa became a tail gunner on a biplane in WWI. My dad was a tail gunner on a B-17 flying out of Guadalcanal in WWII. As for me, you’ve all heard plenty of my own flying stories, and there are many more to come.
My Mom’s side of the family was an entirely different story.
Here ancestors first arrived to found Boston, Massachusetts in 1630 during the second Pilgrim wave on a ship called the Pied Cow, steered by Captain Ashley (click here for the link).
I am a direct descendant of two of the Pilgrims executed for witchcraft in the Salem Witch Trials of 1692, Sarah Good and Sarah Osborne, where children’s dreams were accepted as evidence (click here). They were later acquitted.
When the Revolutionary War broke out in 1776, the original Captain John Thomas, whom I am named after, served as George Washington’s quartermaster at Valley Forge, responsible for supplying food to the Continental Army during the winter.
By the time Mom completed her research, she had discovered 17 ancestors who fought in the War for Independence, and she became the West Coast head of the Daughters of the American Revolution. It seems the government still owes us money from that event.
Fast forward to 1820 with the sailing of the whaling ship Essex from Nantucket, Massachusetts, the basis for Herman Melville’s 1851 novel Moby Dick. Our ancestor, a young sailor named Owen Coffin signed on for the two year voyage, and his name “Coffin” appears in Moby Dick seven times.
In the South Pacific, 2,000 miles west of South America, they harpooned a gigantic sperm whale. Enraged, the whale turned around and rammed the ship, sinking it. The men escaped to whale boats. And here is where they made the fatal navigational errors that are taught in many survival courses today.
Captain Pollard could easily have just ridden the westward currents, where they would have ended up in the Marquesas Islands in a few weeks. But these islands were known to be inhabited by cannibals, which the crew greatly feared. They also might have landed in the Pitcairn Islands, where the mutineers from Captain Bligh’s HMS Bounty still lived. So the boats rowed east, exhausting the men.
At day 88, the men were starving and on the edge of death, so they drew lots to see who should live. Owen Coffin drew the black lot and was immediately shot and devoured. The next day, the men were rescued by the HMS Indian within sight of the coast of Chile and returned to Nantucket by the USS Constellation.
Another Thomas ancestor, Lawson Thomas, was on the second whaleboat that was never seen again and presumed lost at sea. For more details about this incredible story, please click here.
When Captain Pollard died in 1870, the neighbors discovered a vast cache of stockpiled food in the attic. He had never recovered from his extended starvation.
Mom eventually traced the family to a French weaver 1,000 years ago. Our name is mentioned in England’s Domesday Book, a listing of all the land ownership in the country published in 1086 (click here for the link). Mom died in 2018 at the age of 88, a very well-educated person.
There are many more stories to tell about my family’s storied past, and I will in future chapters. This week, being Thanksgiving, I thought it appropriate to mention our Pilgrim connection.
I have learned over the years that most Americans have history-making swashbuckling ancestors, but few bother to look.
I did.
Good Luck and Good Trading,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
USS Essex
Global Market Comments
April 28, 2025
Fiat Lux
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Last week, a concierge customer asked me an excellent question. Having correctly called the top in this market to the hour, what would it take for me to go all in on the long side and get maximum bullish?
With everyone now laser-focused on downside risks, which was really a last February game, I thought I’d take the opportunity this morning to examine the upside possibilities, if there are any at all.
Let’s say that the trade war ends before the ninety-day deadline is up on July 9, and the Chinese tariffs are reduced from a trade embargo of 145% to, say, only 20%. Markets will instantly rally 10%, with possibly half of that move happening at a market opening, so you can’t participate.
That is in effect, as what happened last week, with investors willing to look through the trade war to a less onerous business environment sometime in the future. A 20% tariff still takes the US growth rate down to zero, but it at least takes a recession off the table. Problem number one: Zero-growth economies don’t command high earnings multiples.
The problem with that scenario is that we hit a wall of selling above 5,800, where the late entrants came in but are now trying to get out, at close to cost. To get above that level, we need a really powerful fundamental bull case, which is now nowhere on the horizon. That’s why it’s unlikely that the stock market will see any positive returns for 2025.
The reality is that the trade war is not the only place where the economy has been driven off the rails. Even a 20% tariff brings substantially higher prices. International trade is falling off a cliff. Massive cuts in government spending are highly deflationary. Deporting large numbers of immigrants reduces demand and shrinks the labor supply. Unless Congress can pass a budget bill soon, we are on track to see an automatic $5 trillion tax increase by yearend. The budget deficit will hit a new record for this year.
Needless to say, companies will continue to sit on their hands with this amount of uncertainty and wait for the many unknowns to play out. None of these commands higher multiples for equities, let alone the near record S&P 500 multiple at 20X that prevails now.
To really get maximum bullish like I was for most of the last 15 years, the economy would have to return to the conditions that took stocks to record highs like we had until three months ago. That would be a globalized free-trading economy with the US playing a dominant role. That’s an economy that deserves high earnings multiples.
We won’t see that for at least four more years, but markets may start to discount it in only three years as we run up to the next presidential election in 2028. Imagine a future presidential candidate who campaigns on a zero-tariff regime and a return to globalization.
To get a sustainable multi-year bull market in stocks, it would help a lot if we started from a much lower base first. New bull markets don’t start at 20X multiples. A 16X multiple is much more likely, or 20% lower than we are now. We may get that.
The government is currently trying to break up three of the Magnificent Seven with antitrust actions, which led the march to higher stock markets for years. Corporate earnings are now rapidly shrinking, but we won’t see the hard numbers until August. Until then, we only get forecasts. Lower earnings command much lower multiples. That leaves on the table my 4,500 forecast low for the (SPX).
We could well be stuck in a trading range for years. Stocks could continue to bump their heads up against a (SPX) 5,800 ceiling but also get talked up by the administration whenever it collapses towards 4,800. Some 1,000 (SPX) points is quite a wide trading range to play with and plenty enough to make money on.
I did it only last week. You have to ignore the news flow and use the volatility index ($VIX) for your market timing. When the ($VIX) hit $54 last week, I piled on longs in (NFLX), (NVDA), (MSTR), and (JPM). By Friday, I gained 8.12% in new performance, my best weekly return in the 17-year history of Mad Hedge Fund Trader.
What if you just want to take a long-term view and not have to check the ($VIX) in between every putt on the golf course?
Gold (GLD) is looking pretty darn good right now. With the collapse of the US dollar ongoing, flight to safety assets is in short supply. American economic conditions will get worse before they get better. Central bank accumulation has continued at its torrid decade-long pace. And gold seems to have broken the link with interest rates that held it back for so long, eliminating opportunity cost as an issue. Even ultra-cautious JP Morgan expects the barbarous relic to reach $4,000 an ounce this quarter.
The great mystery in the sector has been the lagging performance of the gold miners. While gold doubled, the shares of Barrack Gold (GOLD) went nowhere.
Gold miners have yet to be taken seriously by mainstream institutional investors, as they are often the subject of excessive promotion, scams, and outright fraud. Token or non-existent dividends are another impediment. Millennials have clearly gravitated towards crypto instead. Miners also got a bad rap from the ESG investment trend as they are considered a “dirty” industry. Anything US dollar-denominated is being dragged down by the weak greenback. That’s why gold only accounts for 0.54% of global portfolios today, versus 2.48% in 1998.
That may all be about to change.
Last week, Barrack Gold, which mines gold at a cost of $1,600 an ounce and sells it at the recent $3,500, completed a monster 23% move in the shares. Newmont Mining (NEM) completed an incredible 32% move. Gold attractiveness is such that only a 5% decline was enough to pull me back in on the long side last week.
High prices atone for a lot of sins.
April is now up by a spectacular +10.31%. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +24.14% so far in 2025. My trailing one-year return stands at a spectacular +84.47%. That takes my average annualized return to +50.61% and my performance since inception to +776.03%, a new all-time high.
It has been another wild week in the market. I used the 1,200-point meltdown in the Dow Average on Monday to add longs in (NFLX), (JPM), and (MSTR). I also quickly covered a short in (MSTR). After the market rallied 2,000 points, I added shorts in (TSLA), (SPY), and a new long in (GLD). That leaves me 40% long, 30% short, and 30% cash. If everything goes our way on the May 16 options expiration day, we will be up 30% on the year.
Some 63 of my 70 round trips in 2023, or 90%, were profitable. Some 74 of 94 trades were profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.
Try beating that anywhere.
Stock Market Suffers the Worst Start to a Year in History. April was the worst since 1932, and lower lows beckon. The Real “Trump Trade” was a “Sell America” trade, with stocks, bonds, energy, and the US dollar all collapsing.
Fed Beige Books Point to Stagflation. Prices are rising and economic activity has begun to slow across parts of the nation as businesses and households try to adapt to Trump’s erratic rollout of sweeping tariffs aimed at reshaping global trade, a report Wednesday from the Federal Reserve showed. Uncertainty around international trade policy was pervasive across reports, the U.S. central bank said.
Leading Economic Indicators Plunge, published Monday by research group The Conference Board, fell 0.7%, to 100.5, in March, following an upwardly revised 0.2% decline in February. Economists polled by The Wall Street Journal had expected a 0.5% decline for March. The recession is here, you just don’t know it yet.
Europe Lowers Interest Rates, down 0.25% to 2.25%, to head off a recession caused by Trump tariffs. The bank’s rate-setting council decided at a meeting in Frankfurt to lower its benchmark rate by a quarter percentage point to 2.25%. The bank has been steadily cutting rates after raising them sharply to combat an outbreak of inflation from 2022 to 2023.
Netflix Earnings rocket, setting the stock on fire, as an indication that the stock may be recession-proof. Netflix reported first-quarter adjusted earnings of $6.61 a share on revenue of $10.54 billion. Analysts surveyed by FactSet expected earnings of $5.67 a share on revenue of $10.5 billion. The stock climbed 3.4% in after-hours trading. As of the market close Thursday, it has risen 9.2% this year. Buy (NFLX) on dips.
IMF Cuts US GDP forecast for 2025 from 2.8% to 1.8%, and they are a deep lagging indicator. The prediction is part of a wide-ranging reduction in global growth. Tariffs are to blame.
US Dollar Hits Three-Year Low, as the flight from American trade accelerates. No trade with the US means no need to buy the greenback.
Gold Tops $3,424, the 1980 inflation-adjusted all-time high. A shortage of “Sell America” trades is driving everyone into gold all at once. The (GDX) gold miners ETF hit a 13-year high. Gold imports are now a major contributor to the US trade deficit.
JP Morgan Targets Gold at $4,000 in Q2, as the “Sell America” trade gathers steam. Central banks are the big winners here, which have been hoovering up the barbarous relic for years.
Tesla Bombs, with Q1 earnings down a gob-smacking 71%, a four-year low. Sales are in free fall globally. Tesla’s cost of making and selling vehicles dropped over 17% year over year, driven by lower raw material prices and reduced expenses of ramping up Cybertrucks production. Automotive gross margin for the period, excluding regulatory credits, was 12.5%, down from 30% a year ago, compared with expectations of 11.8%. Tesla short sellers have earned $11.5 billion so far this year, including myself, with the stock down 55%. The shares rose $10 on news that Elon Musk will spend significantly less time with DOGE. Buy only the biggest dips in (TSLA).
Record Funds are Pouring into Japan. Overseas investors have bought a net ¥9.64 trillion ($67.5 billion) of the Asian nation’s debt and equities so far in April, according to preliminary weekly figures released by the Ministry of Finance on Thursday. That level is already the most for any month on record, based on balance-of-payments data going back to 1996. What was the only thing Warren Buffett was buying last year? Japanese trading companies.
Existing Homes Sales Hit 16-Year Low. Sales of previously owned US homes fell 5.9% in March to an annualized rate of 4.02 million, the weakest March since 2009. The median sales price increased 2.7% from a year ago to $403,700, a record for the month of March and extending a run of year-over-year price gains dating back to mid-2023.
Apple to Move All iPhone Production to India. It is a move that has been underway for some time due to China’s soaring labor costs. Since I began covering China in the early 1970s, China's average annualized income has risen from $300 a year to $16,000, up 5,300%.
Alphabet (GOOG) Beats, after the company topped Wall Street estimates and showed growth in its advertising and search business. The company suggested that it’s too soon to tally the impact of Trump’s tariffs, but the ending of the de minimis loophole could create a “slight headwind” to its advertising business. The really interesting number was Alphabet’s estimate of a potential market size of 4 billion rides a year for its Waymo autonomous driving taxi service.
My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment
We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties, is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.
On Monday, April 28, at 8:30 AM EST, the Dallas Fed Manufacturing Index is announced.
On Tuesday, April 29, at 3:30 AM, the S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index is released. We also get the JOLTS job openings report.
On Wednesday, April 30, at 8:30 PM, the Q1 GDP growth rate is published, as is the CPI for April.
On Thursday, May 1, at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed.
On Friday, May 2, at 8:30 AM, we get the Nonfarm Payroll Report for April.
As for me, when I was shopping for a Norwegian Fjord cruise a few years ago, each stop at a port was familiar to me because a close friend had blown up bridges in every one of them during WWII.
During the 1970s at the height of the Cold War, my late wife Kyoko flew a monthly round trip from Tokyo to Moscow as a British Airways stewardess. As she was checking out of her Moscow hotel, someone rushed up to her and threw a bundled typed manuscript that hit her in the chest.
Seconds later, a half dozen KGB agents dog piled on top of Kyoko. It turned out that a dissident was trying to get her to smuggle a banned book to the West. She was arrested as a co-conspirator and bundled away to the notorious Lubyanka Prison.
I learned of this when the senior KGB agent for Japan contacted me, who had attended my wedding the year before and filmed it. He said he could get her released, but only if I turned over a top-secret CIA analysis of the Russian oil industry.
At a loss for what to do, I went to the US Embassy to meet with Ambassador Mike Mansfield, whom, as The Economist correspondent in Tokyo, I knew well. He said he couldn’t help me as Kyoko was a Japanese national, but he knew someone who could.
Then in walked William Colby, head of the CIA.
Colby was a legend in intelligence circles. After leading the French resistance with the OSS, he was parachuted into Norway with orders to disable the railway system. Hiding in the mountains during the day, he led a team of Norwegian freedom fighters who laid waste to the entire rail system from Tromso all the way down to Oslo. He thus bottled up 300,000 German troops, preventing them from retreating home to defend from an allied invasion.
During Vietnam, Colby became known for running the Phoenix assassination program. It was wildly successful.
I asked Colby what to do about the Soviet request. He replied, “Give it to them.” Taken aback, I asked how. He replied, “I’ll give you a copy.” Mansfield was my witness, so I could never be arrested for being a turncoat.
Copy in hand, I turned it over to my KGB friend, and Kyoko was released the next day and put on a flight out of the country. She never took a Moscow flight again.
I learned that the report predicted that the Russian oil industry, its largest source of foreign exchange, was on the verge of collapse. Only a massive investment in modern Western drilling technology could save it. This prompted Russia to sign deals with American oil service companies worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
Ten years later, I ran into Colby at a Washington event, and I reminded him of the incident. He confided in me, “You know that report was completely fake, don’t you?” I was stunned. The goal was to drive the Soviet Union to the bargaining table to dial down the Cold War. I was the unwitting middleman. It worked.
That was Bill, always playing the long game.
After Colby retired, he campaigned for nuclear disarmament and gun control. He died in a canoe accident on the lake in front of his Maryland home in 1996.
Nobody believed it for a second.
William Colby
Kyoko
Good Luck and Good Trading,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Global Market Comments
April 21, 2025
Fiat Lux
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Back in 1977, I met Chinese Premier Deng Xiaoping for the first time at the Foreign Correspondents Club of Japan. He was a cherubic 4’10” and I was a lanky 6’4” and when we shook hands, he craned his neck and laughed. When he asked me my name, I answered “Shorty” and we laughed again.
I know for a fact that Deng had survived the 1934 Long March. That was when the forces of Chiang Kai-shek chased the communists 5,000 miles across China in an attempt to wipe them out. The communists blew up bridges to stay ahead, starved, and gave away children to peasant families because they couldn’t feed them. The communist forces shrank from 100,000 to only 8,000 before they reached the safety of distant Yunnan province.
The lesson here? The Chinese can be tough, really tough.
Like everyone else, we here at Mad Hedge Fund Trader have no idea what is going to happen in the markets moment to moment. With trade policy changing by the hour, markets are basically untradable. The goal here is preservation of capital until better days arrive, no matter how long that may take, even if it's four years.
However, I DO know what a 3,000-point move in the Dow Average looks like. For the time being, I will be selling 3,000-point rallies and buying 3,000-point dips until Mr. Market tells me otherwise.
We have seen the biggest collapse in confidence in my lifetime, on par with the two oil shocks in the 1970s, the 1987 stock market crash, 9/11, the Great Recession, and the Pandemic. It’s not a great risk-taking environment.
As hard as it may be to believe, even after the carnage of the last two months, stocks are still historically expensive. The S&P 500 multiple is back up to 20X against a long-term average of 14X. In fact, earnings multiples are rising again because corporate earnings forecasts are being slashed.
At this point, the best-case scenario is that the government negotiates China tariffs down from 145% to only 50%. That still cuts 1% off of US GDP growth, which brings an automatic 4% corporate earnings growth.
Last year, the S&P 500 earned $240 a share, and analysts are chopping the 2025 forecast like an Alaskan lumberjack on steroids. Zero earnings growth this year at the current historically high multiple of 20X gets you a (SPX) of $4,800, where are lot of downside targets are bunching up right now. We almost got there on April 9.
But just as strategists like to competitively raise targets in bull markets, they also competitively lower them in bear markets. Zero earnings growth at an 18X multiple gets you to $4,320, and 16X gets you to $3,840. At 14X, $240 a share gets you to $3,360, where a lot of worst-case scenarios are congregating now.
If I started shouting a $3,360 target from the rooftops now, readers will assume that I‘ve become a permabear on the order of a Joe Granville, who in 1982 expected the S&P 500 Average to fall to 40.
And then what happens if earnings actually go negative this year? You can ratchet all these forecasts downward. What if China chooses not to negotiate, but waits out the trade war until a new president comes along, as most American companies are doing? Then we have four years of the Great Depression. In fact, these days, worst-case scenarios are a dime a dozen. While Republicans are swearing bullets over the mid-term elections in 18 months, the Chinese are as relaxed as ever. They don’t have elections, and if you disagree, you get shot.
The bottom line here is that the Chinese can take far more pain than we can.
The trade war is not the only thing dragging stock prices down right now. When most of the world is willing to buy unlimited amounts of your debt, a $37 trillion national debt is no problem. If they aren’t, it is a big problem. Suddenly, interest rates rise as government borrowing crowds out the private sector, as does the cost of debt service. The US Treasury has to refinance $9.2 trillion in maturing debt this year, as last week’s bond market crash may only be the opening chapter in THIS crisis.
If you’re not confused enough already, the Fed’s dual mandate is now diametrically opposed to each other. Inflation is going up, pushing it to raise interest rates. But there is no doubt that the economy is slowing and unemployment is rising, encouraging a cut. Let me know how this works out. As the Fed has always been a 100% backward-looking organization, the end of the year is the earliest the Fed can cut interest rates. Serious inflation hasn’t even started yet, and the Fed doesn’t anticipate things.
Speaking to several CEO’s this week, it’s clear that companies plan to spread out tariff-driven price increases over three years. Unfortunately for the Fed, that means prices will start rising now and continue indefinitely.
A collapsing economy, soaring interest rates, a trade war, inflation about to take off, and a crisis in confidence in the US do not argue for higher stock prices or multiples to me. If the US Treasury bill market is offering to pay you 4.3% to stay away, I would take it.
A concierge client asked me what would cause me to change my mind and turn 100% bullish. A declaration that all tariffs worldwide will be taken down to zero, ending the trade war. We may actually get several of these declarations, even if no real action is taken.
Once confidence is lost, it takes a really long time to get it back. Trump may have permanently broken America’s ability to borrow abroad.
As for me, I’m not holding my breath.
April is now up by +2.19% with our entire remaining portfolio expiring at max profit with the April 17 options expiration. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +17.35% so far in 2025. My trailing one-year return stands at a spectacular +87.32%. That takes my average annualized return to +50.44% and my performance since inception to +769.24%, a new all-time high.
It has been another wild week in the market. I had the good fortune to have five options positions expire at Max profit in (NFLX), (COST), (NVDA), (TSLA), (MSTR). I added both longs and shorts in the leveraged long Bitcoin play (MSTR), betting that it will not rise or fall more than $100 in the next 19 days. I also use the collapse in the Volatility Index ($VIX) from $54 to $30 to take profits in the Proshares Short Vix Short Term Futures ETN (SVXY). Unusual times call for unusual trades.
Some 63 of my 70 round trips, or 90%, were profitable in 2023. Some 74 of 94 trades have been profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.
Try beating that anywhere.
Jay Powell Hints at No Rate Cuts This Year, due to the inflationary impact of the biggest tariff increases in history, sending markets crashing. Gold is through the roof. The Fed is also turning bearish on the economy.
US Inflation Expectations Hits 44-Year High. Sharply rising interest rates are now a new factor pushing prices up, with the bond market suffering its worst week in 25 years. The University of Michigan on Friday showed that Inflation Expectations had soared to 6.7% in the wake of Trump's April 2 reciprocal tariffs announcement.
Antitrust Case Proceeds Against Meta, with the FTC attempting to force the company to divest WhatsApp and Instagram. Other antitrust cases are proceeding against Alphabet (GOOGL) and Amazon (AMZN). Not only is Trump wrecking the US economy, but he is also dismantling the largest West Coast profit earners.
Nvidia Suffers a Perfect Storm, with a ban on selling its no.2 chip in China, the H20, and a national security investigation by Congress. The shares suffered an 11% selloff. Semiconductors are definitely the chief whipping boy in this trade war. These H20 chips are dumbed down solely for export to China so they can be sold anywhere else.
China Imposes Rare Earth Ban for US, essential elements for all electronic manufacturing. The US has plenty of rare earths, but 90% of the processing is done in China. You can’t make semiconductors without rare earths.
Foreign Central Banks Selling US Treasury Bonds, and buying Treasury bills. Fewer dollars are needed to recycle smaller trade surpluses. It’s also a good time to de-risk. Taken together, that signals foreign governments could be pessimistic on the long-term prospects of the U.S. while trying to increase their access to cash in the near term. In February, foreign central banks unloaded a net $19.6 billion in longer-term U.S. bonds and notes. They sold $24.1 billion in January, 2025, and $42.3 billion in December, 2025. A little over a billion was sold in November 2025.
China Cancels Boeing Order, as part of the tit-for-tat trade war that’s seen Trump levy tariffs of as high as 145% on Chinese goods. Beijing has also requested that Chinese carriers halt any purchases of aircraft-related equipment and parts from US companies, the people said, asking not to be identified discussing matters that are private.
Morgan Stanley Marks Down (SPX) Earnings, from $270 to $257 per share. Citigroup said the Goldilocks sentiment in place entering this year has given way to abject uncertainty. Expect an avalanche of coming downgrades of US stocks.
MicroStrategy Loads the Boat with Bitcoin. The company, which does business as Strategy, revealed in a Form 8-K that it had acquired 3,459 Bitcoins for roughly $285.8 million, or around $82,618 per Bitcoin, between April 7 and Monday, April 14. The latest purchase brought MicroStrategy’s total holdings to 531,664 units of the digital currency, with an aggregate purchase price of $35.92 billion. Sell (MSTR) rallies. This is not a RISK OFF” asset, which trades like a leveraged long tech stock.
Unemployment Fears Hit Five-Year High. Consumer worries grew over inflation, unemployment, and the stock market as the global trade war heated up in March, according to a New York Fed survey. The probability that the unemployment rate would be higher a year from now surged to 44%, up 4.6 percentage points, and the highest level going back to the early Covid pandemic days of April 2020. The expectation that the market will be higher a year from now slid to 33.8%, a decline of 3.2 percentage points to the lowest reading going back to June 2022.
Apple Flew $2 Billion Worth of iPhones from India to beat the trump tariffs. (AAPL) It is probably the worst-affected company by the trade wars. Front-running tariffs have been going on throughout the economy.
US Temporarily Exempts Import Duties on Smart Phones and Chips, lifting a huge burden off Apple’s shoulders. The administration finally realized that moving iPhone production from China to the US is impossible. Like coffee beans, they can’t be grown here, except in Hawaii. Looks like Tim Cook’s million-dollar donation to Trump paid off. Buy Apple on dips.
My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment
We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties, is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.
On Monday, April 21, at 8:30 AM EST, the Conference Board Leading Economic Indicators are announced.
On Tuesday, April 22, at 3:30 AM, the Crude Oil Stocks are released.
On Wednesday, April 23, at 1:00 PM, New Home Sales are published.
On Thursday, April 24, at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed. We also get Existing Home Sales.
On Friday, April 25, at 8:30 AM, we get the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment.
As for me, not a lot of people get a chance to board a WWII battleship these days. So when I got the chance, I jumped at it.
As part of my grand tour of the South Pacific for Continental Airlines in 1981, I stopped at the US missile test site at Kwajalein Atoll in the Marshall Islands, a mere 2,000 miles west southwest of Hawaii and just north of the equator.
Of course, TOP SECRET clearance was required, which I’ve had since I was 20, and no civilians were allowed.
No problem there, as clearance from my days at the Nuclear Test Site in Nevada was still valid. Still, the FBI visited my parents in California just to be sure that I hadn’t adopted any inconvenient ideologies in the intervening years.
I met with the admiral in charge to get an update on the current strategic state of the Pacific. China was nowhere back then, so there wasn’t much to talk about in the wake of the Vietnam War.
As our meeting wound down, the admiral asked me if I had been on a German battleship. “It’s a bit before my time,” I replied. “How would you like to board the Prinz Eugen he responded.
The Prinz Eugen was a heavy cruiser, otherwise known as a pocket battleship built by Nazi Germany. It launched in 1938 at 16,000 tons and with eight 8-inch guns. Its sister ship was the Admiral Graf Spee, which was scuttled in the famous Battle of the River Plate in South America in 1939.
Early in the war, it helped sink the British battleship HMS Hood and damaged the HMS Prince of Wales. The Prinz Eugen spent much of the war holed up in a Norwegian fjord and later provided artillery support for the retreating German Army on the eastern front. At the end of the war, the ship was handed over to the US Navy as a war prize.
The US postwar atomic testing was just beginning, so the Prinz Eugen was towed through the Panama Canal to be used as a target. Some 200 ships were assembled, including those from Germany, Japan, Britain, and even some American ships deemed no longer seaworthy, like the USS Saratoga. One of the first hydrogen bombs was dropped in the middle of the fleet.
The Prinz Eugen was the only ship to remain afloat. In the Navy film of the explosion, you can see the Prinz Eugen jump 200 feet into the air and come down upright. The ship was then towed back to Kwajalein Atoll and put at anchor. A typhoon came later in 1946, capsizing and sinking it.
It was a bright and sunny day when I pulled up to the Prinz Eugen in a small boat with some Navy divers. There was no way the Navy was going to let me visit the ship alone.
The ship was upside-down, with the stern beached, the bow in 300 feet of pristine turquoise water. The propellers had recently been sent off to a war memorial in Germany. The ship’s eight cannons lay scattered on the bottom, falling out of their turrets when the ship tipped over.
The small part of the Prinz Eugen above water had already started to rust through. But once underwater, it was like entering a live aquarium.
A lot of coral, seaweed, starfish, and sea urchins can accumulate in 36 years, and every inch of the ship was covered. Brightly tropical fish swam in schools. A six-foot mako shark with a hungry look warily swam by.
My diver friends knew the ship well and showed me the highlights to a depth of 50 feet. The controls in the engine room were labeled in German Fraktur, the preferred prewar script. Broken dishes displayed the Nazi swastika. Anti-aircraft guns frozen in time pointed towards the bottom. No one had been allowed to remove anything from the ship since the war, and in the Navy, most men follow orders.
It was amazing what was still intact on a ship that had been blown up by a hydrogen bomb. You can’t beat “Made in Germany.” Our time on the ship was limited as the hull was still radioactive, and in any case, I was running low on oxygen.
A few years later, the Navy banned all diving on the Prinz Eugen. Three divers had gotten lost in the dark, tangled in cables, and drowned. I was one of the last to visit the historic ship.
I checked with my friends in the Navy, and the Prinz Eugen is still there, but in deteriorating condition. When the ship started leaking oil in 2018 and staining the immaculate beaches nearby, the Navy launched a major effort to drain what was left from the 80-year-old tanks. No doubt a future typhoon will claim what is left.
So if someone asks if you know anybody who’s been on a German battleship, you can say, “Yes,” you know me. And yes, my German is still pretty good these days.
Vielen dank!
Good Luck and Good Trading,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
The Prinz Eugen in 1940
On Pelelui Island
