On October 14, investors finally achieved the portfolios they long desired, not only individuals but institutional ones as well. They got rid of stocks and bonds that had been hobbling them all year and built their cash positions to decade highs.

What happened the next day?

Stocks and bonds went straight up for six weeks. Cash became trash.

For October 14 was the day that the stock market discounted the worst-case economic scenario for 2023, no matter how bad it may get. And it probably won’t get very bad. That’s barring a black swan-type event, like a brand-new global pandemic.

If you think your job can be frustrating, how about mine? If you run with the dumb crowd, the uninformed crowd, the loser crowd, you get your just desserts.

Fortunately, I saw these moves coming a mile off and loaded the boat. I’ve actually made more money on the parabolic move in bonds than some of the enormous moves in stocks. NVIDIA (NVDA) up 50%?

My performance in November has so far tacked on another robust +7.05%. My 2022 year-to-date performance ballooned to +82.42%, a spectacular new high. The S&P 500 (SPY) is down -16.85% so far in 2022.

It is the greatest outperformance on an index since Mad Hedge Fund Trader started 14 years ago. My trailing one-year return maintains a sky-high +94.61%.

That brings my 14-year total return to +594.98%, some 2.60 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period and a new all-time high. My average annualized return has ratcheted up to +45.76%, easily the highest in the industry.

I am going into the month-end surge with a fairly aggressive 40% long, (TLT), (TSLA), 40% short (XOM), (OXY), (TSLA), (SPY), with 20% crash for a totally market-neutral position. We’ve just had a heck of a run, and prices could well stall not far from here for the short term. The post-election rally happened, as predicted in this space.

Like Big Foot, the Yeti, and the Loch Ness Monster, the Fed pivot may soon actually make an appearance. I’m talking months, not years. That’s when our August central bank flips from the most severe tightening of interest rates in history, to a neutral, or one can only pray, an easing stance. This is what the 15% rally in stocks over the last six weeks has been all about.

And here is another old-time worn market nostrum. If investors sense that something is going to happen, they discount it fast, very fast.

Of course, there will be several false starts, denied rumors, and false flags, as there always are. After all, this is my 11^th bear market. These will create sudden panic attacks, market selloffs, and Volatility Index (VIX) runs to $30 which are the license to print money for the Mad Hedge Fund Trader. Wait for the market to tell you when to trade. Ignoring it can prove expensive.

As we say here in the west, go off the reservation and you can get a lot of arrows stuck in your back.

How is this even remotely possible with the money supply only at $21.4 trillion, down 2% YOY? That’s a buzz cut from the +30% rate from a year ago.

The answer is that the money is out there, just hiding in different unrecognizable forms. Much of the $4 trillion in pandemic stimulus payments have yet to be spent. Inflation has added $2 trillion in new corporate profits through higher sales prices. Similarly, there is also another $1.5 trillion in pay increases bubbling through the system, also inspired by inflation.

You see this is booming credit card spending, much to the joy of Master Card (MA), Visa (V), and American Express (AXP) and their share price surges we have recently seen.

As I keep telling my Concierge customers on the phone, there is no playbook anymore. All the old ones have been rendered useless by the pandemic. To succeed and make windfall profits like me, you basically have to make it up as you go along.

The Fed Favors the Slowing of Rate Hikes, making a December increase of only 50 basis points a sure thing, according to minutes released on Wednesday for the prior meeting. Housing especially is taking a big hit. All interest rate plays, like bonds, rallied strongly.

Equities See Monster Inflows, some $23 billion in 35 weeks according to the Bank of America (BAC) flow of funds survey. There have been huge cash flows out of Europe looking for a stronger dollar, fleeing WWIII, and collapsing home currencies. The big chase is on. Time to go short? I am. It could be a big bull trap.

Leading Economic Indicators Dive, off 0.8% in October, double the decline expected and the weakest since the pandemic low in April 2020. There has only been one positive number in this data series in 2022. You have to go back to the financial crisis to find numbers this bad.

S&P Global Manufacturing PMI Takes a Hit in November, down to 47.6 from an estimate of 50. Services fell from 48 to 46.1. It’s another coincident recession indicator.

Existing Home Sales Plunge 5.9% in October to an annualized rate of 4.43 million units. It is the slowest sales pace in 11 years. It's not as bad as expected but is still down a horrific 28.4% YOY. Inventory fell to just 1.22 million units, only a 3.3-month supply, supporting prices in a major way. In fact, prices are still rising, up 6.6% annually to $379,100. Housing accounts for about 20% of the US economy, so here is your recession threat right here.

New Home Sales Come in Hot at 632,000, a real shocker with the 30-year fixed at 7.4%. Low-ball seller financing incentives must be a factor where they buy down rates to lower levels. Free upgrades, like those cherry wood cabinets, bonus rooms, and marble kitchen counters, also help. Prices are still up 15% YOY and inventories rose to a once unbelievable 8.9 months.

OPEC Plus Considering a 500,000 Barrels a Day Increase at their coming December meeting, which Saudi Arabia vehemently denied. The comments came out just as West Texas intermediate was barreling in on a new nine-month low. Saudi Arabia can talk all they want, but it’s tough to beat a coming recession, which every other hard asset class and commodity is now confirming.

Disney Axes Chairman, dumping Bob Chapek and bringing back Bob Iger from retirement. Losing $1.5 billion on the Disney Plus streaming service and losing its special tax status from the State of Florida has its costs. (DIS) is also not a stock to buy if we are going into recession. Avoid (DIS), despite the 10% move today. Let’s first see if Iger can cut costs.

My Ten-Year View

When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With the economy decarbonizing and technology hyper accelerating, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The America coming out the other side will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!

On Monday, November 28 at 8:00 AM EST, the Dallas Fed Manufacturing Index for November is out.

On Tuesday, November 29 at 8:30 AM, the S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index is released.

On Wednesday, November 30 at 8:30 AM, the ADP Private Employment Report for November is published. We also get a number on Q3 US GDP.

On Thursday, December 1 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. US Personal Income and Spending for October is also out.

On Friday, December 2 at 8:30 AM, the Nonfarm Payroll Report for November is disclosed. At 2:00, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is out.

As for me, by the 1980s, my mother was getting on in years. Fluent in Russian, she managed the CIA’s academic journal library from Silicon Valley, putting everything on microfilm.

That meant managing a team that translated over 1,000 monthly publications on topics as obscure as Artic plankton, deep space phenomenon, and advanced mathematics. She often called me to ascertain the value of some of her findings.

But her arthritis was getting to her, and all those trips to Washington DC were wearing her out. So I offered Mom a job. Write the Thomas family history, no matter how long it took. She worked on it for the rest of her life.

Dad’s side of the family was easy. He was traced to a small village called Monreale above the Sicilian port city of Palermo famed for its Byzantine church. Employing a local priest, she traced birth and death certificates going all the way back to an orphanage in 1820. It is likely he was a direct illegitimate descendant of Lord Nelson of Trafalgar.

Grandpa fled to the United States when his brother joined the Mafia in 1915. The most interesting thing she learned was that his first job in New York was working for Orville Wright at Wright Aero Engines (click here). That explains my family’s century-long fascination with aviation.

Grandpa became a tailer gunner on a biplane in WWI. My dad was a tail gunner on a B-17 flying out of Guadalcanal in WWII. As for me, you’ve all heard of plenty of my own flying stories, and there are many more to come.

My Mom’s side of the family was an entirely different story.

Her ancestors first arrived to found Boston, Massachusetts in 1630 during the second Pilgrim wave on a ship called the Pied Cow, steered by a Captain Ashley (click here).

I am a direct descendant of two of the Pilgrims executed for witchcraft in the Salem Witch Trials of 1692, Sarah Good and Sarah Osborne, where children’s dreams were accepted as evidence (click here). They were later acquitted.

When the Revolutionary War broke out in 1776, the original Captain John Thomas, who I am named after, served as George Washington’s quartermaster at Valley Forge responsible for supplying food to the Continental Army during the winter.

By the time Mom completed her research, she discovered 17 ancestors who fought in the War for Independence and she became the West Coast head of the Daughters of the American Revolution. It seems the government still owes us money from that event.

Fast forward to 1820 with the sailing of the whaling ship Essex from Nantucket, Massachusetts, the basis for Herman Melville’s 1851 novel Moby Dick. Our ancestor, a young sailor named Owen Coffin signed on for the two-year voyage, and his name “Coffin” appears in Moby Dick seven times.

In the South Pacific 2,000 miles west of South America, they harpooned a gigantic sperm whale. Enraged, the whale turned around and rammed the ship, sinking it. The men escaped to whaleboats. And here is where they made the fatal navigational errors that are taught in many survival courses today.

Captain Pollard could easily have just ridden the westward currents where they would have ended up in the Marquesas’ Islands in a few weeks. But these islands were known to be inhabited by cannibals, which the crew greatly feared. They also might have landed in the Pitcairn islands, where the mutineers from Captain Bligh’s HMS Bounty still lived. So the boats rowed east, exhausting the men.

At day 88, the men were starving and on the edge of death, so they drew lots to see who should live. Owen Coffin drew the black lot and was immediately shot and devoured. The next day, the men were rescued by the HMS Indian within sight of the coast of Chile, and returned to Nantucket by the USS Constellation.

Another Thomas ancestor, Lawson Thomas, was on the second whaleboat that was never seen again and presumed lost at sea. For more details about this incredible story, please click here.

When Captain Pollard died in 1870, the neighbors discovered a vast cache of stockpiled food in the attic. He had never recovered from his extended starvation.

Mom eventually traced the family to a French weaver 1,000 years ago. Our name is mentioned in England’s Domesday Book, a listing of all the land ownership in the country published in 1086 (click here). Mom died in 2018 at the age of 88, a very well-educated person.

There are many more stories to tell about my family’s storied past, and I will in future chapters. This week, being Thanksgiving, I thought it appropriate to mention our Pilgrim connection.

I have learned over the years that most Americans have history-making swashbuckling ancestors, but few bother to look.

I did.

Stay healthy,

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

 

Happy Thanksgiving from the Thomas Family

 

USS Essex