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2024 Annual Asset Class Review

I am once again writing this report from a first-class sleeping cabin on Amtrak’s legendary California Zephyr.

By day, I have a comfortable seat next to a panoramic window. At night, they fold into two bunk beds, a single and a double. There is a shower, but only Houdini can navigate it.

I am anything but Houdini, so I foray downstairs to use the larger public hot showers. They are divine.

We are now pulling away from Chicago’s Union Station, leaving its hurried commuters, buskers, panhandlers, and majestic great halls behind. I love this building as a monument to American exceptionalism.

I am headed for Emeryville, California, just across the bay from San Francisco, some 2,121.6 miles away. That gives me only 56 hours to complete this report.

I tip my porter, Raymond, $100 in advance to ensure everything goes well during the long adventure and keep me up to date with the onboard gossip.

The rolling and pitching of the car is causing my fingers to dance all over the keyboard. Microsoft’s Spellchecker can catch most of the mistakes, but not all of them.

Chicago’s Union Station

As both broadband and cell phone coverage are unavailable along most of the route, I have to rely on frenzied Internet searches during stops at major stations along the way, like Omaha, Salt Lake City, and Reno, to Google obscure data points and download the latest charts.

You know those cool maps in the Verizon stores that show the vast coverage of their cell phone networks? They are complete BS.

Who knew that 95% of America is off the grid? That explains so much about our country today.

I have posted many of my better photos from the trip below, although there is only so much you can do from a moving train and an iPhone 15 Pro.

Here is the bottom line which I have been warning you about for months. In 2024 we will probably top the 70.44% we made last year, but you are going to have to navigate the reefs, shoals, hurricanes, and the odd banking crisis. Do it and you can laugh all the way to the bank. I will be there to assist you in navigating every step.

The first half of 2024 will be all about trading, making bets on when the Fed starts cutting interest rates. Technology will continue their meteoric melt-up. In the second half, I expect the cuts to actually take place and markets to go straight up. Domestic industrials, commodities, financials, energy foreign markets, and currencies will lead.

And here is my fundamental thesis for 2024. After the Fed kept rates too low for too long and then raised them too much, it will then panic and lower them again too fast to avoid a recession. In other words, a mistake-prone Jay Powell will keep making mistakes. That sounds like a good bet to me.

Keep in mind that the Mad Hedge AI Market Timing Index is at the absolute top end of its historic range the three-month likelihood of you making money on a trade is essentially zero. But adhere to the recommendations I make in this report today and you should be up about 30% in a year.

Let me give you a list of the challenges I see financial markets facing in the coming year:

The Ten Key Variables for 2024

1) When will the Fed pivot?
2) When will quantitative tightening end?
3) How soon will the Russians give up on Ukraine?
4) When will the rotation from technology to domestic value plays happen?
5)How much of falling interest rates will translate into higher gold prices?
6) When will the structural commodities boom get a second wind?
7) How fast will the US dollar fall?
8) How quickly will lower interest rates feed into a hotter real estate market?
9) How fast can the Chinese economy bounce back from Covid-19?
10) When does the next bull market in energy begin?

All the answers are below:

Somewhere in Iowa

The Thumbnail Portfolio

Equities – buy dips
Bonds – buy dips
Foreign Currencies – buy dips
Commodities – buy dips
Precious Metals – buy dips
Energy – buy dips
Real Estate – buy dips

1) The Economy – From Hot to Cool to Hot Again

2023 was a terrible year for economists who largely got it wrong. Many will be driving Uber cabs from January.

The economy is clearly slowing now from the red-hot 5.2% GDP growth rate we saw in Q3 to a much more modest 2.0% rate in Q4. We’ll get the first read on the end of January.

Any more than that and the Fed will panic and bring interest rate cuts dramatically forward to head off a recession. That is clearly what technology stocks were discounting with a melt-up of Biblical proportions, some 19% in the last two months, or $65 in the (QQQ)’s.

Anywhere you look, the data is softening, save for employment, which is holding up incredibly well at a 3.7% headline Unemployment Rate. The labor shortage may be the result of more workers dying from COVID-19 than we understand. Far more are working from home not showing up in the data. And many young people have just disappeared off the grid (they’re in the vans you see on the freeways).

The big picture view of what’s going on here is that after 15 years of turmoil caused by the 2008 financial crisis, pandemic, ultra-low interest rates, and excessive stimulus, we may finally be returning to normal. That means long-term average growth and inflation rates of 3.0% each.

I can’t wait.

A Rocky Mountain Moose Family

2) Equities (SPX), (QQQ), (IWM) (AAPL), (XLF), (BAC) (JPM), (C), (MS), (GS), (X), (CAT), (DE)

As I travel around the world speaking with investors, I notice that they all have one thing in common. They underestimate the impact of technology, the rate at which it is accelerating, its deflationary impact on the economy, and the positive influence they have on all stocks, not just tech ones. And the farther I get away from Silicon Valley the poorer the understanding.

Since my job is to make your life incredibly easy, I am going to simplify my equity strategy for 2024.

It's all about falling interest rates.

You should pay attention. In my January 4, 2023 Annual Asset Class Review (click here), I predicted the S&P 500 would hit $4,800 by year-end end. Here we are at $4,752.

I didn’t nail the market move because I am omniscient, possess a crystal ball, or know a secret Yaqui Indian chant. I have spent the last 30 years living in Silicon Valley and have a front-row seat to the hyper-accelerating technology here.

Since the time of the Roman Empire advancing technology has been highly deflationary (can I get you a deal on a chariot!). Now is no different, which meant that the Federal Reserve would have to stop raising interest rates in the first half of the year.

The predictions of a decade-long battle with rising prices like we saw in the seventies and eighties proved so much bunk, alarmism, and clickbait. In fact, the last 25 basis point rate rise took place on July 26, taking up from an overnight rate of 5.25% to 5.5%. That rendered the hard landing forecasts for the economy nonsense.

When interest rates are as high as they are now, you only look at trades and investments that can benefit from falling interest rates. All stocks actually benefit from cheaper money, but some much more than others.

In the first half, that will be technology plays like Apple (AAPL), (Microsoft (MSFT), Amazon (AMZN), Alphabet (GOOGL), Meta (META), and NVIDIA (NVDA). Much of this move was pulled forward into the end of 2023 so this sector may flatline for a while.

In the second half, value plays will take the leadership like banks, (JPM), (BAC), (C), financials (MS), (GS), homebuilders (KBH), (LEN), (PHM), industrials (X), capital goods (CAT), (DE), and commodities (FCX). Everything is going to new all-time highs. My Dow average of 120,000 by the end of the decade is only one more triple away and is now looking very conservative.

That means we now have at hand a generational opportunity to get into the fastest-growing sectors of the US economy at bargain prices. I’m talking Cadillacs at KIA prices. Corporate profits powered by accelerating technology, artificial intelligence, and capital spending will rise by large multiples. Every contemporary earnings forecast will come up short and have to be upgraded. 2024 will be a year of never-ending upgrades.

After crossing a long, hot desert small-cap stocks can finally see water. That’s because they are the most leveraged, undercapitalized, and at the mercy of interest rates and the economic cycle. They always deliver the most heart-rending declines going into recessions. Guess what happens now with the economy headed for a soft landing? They lead to the upside, with some forecasts for the Russell 2000 going as high as a ballistic 50%.

Another category of its own, Biotech & Health Care which is now despised, should do well on its own as technology and breakthroughs are bringing new discoveries. Artificial intelligence is discovering new drugs at an incredible pace and then telling you how to cheaply manufacture them. My top three picks there are Eli Lily (ELI), Abbvie (ABBV), and Merck (MRK).

There is another equity subclass that we haven’t visited in about a decade, and that would be emerging markets (EEM). After ten years of punishment from a strong dollar, (EEM) has been forgotten as an investment allocation. We are now in a position where the (EEM) is likely to outperform US markets in 2024, and perhaps for the rest of the decade. The drivers here are falling interest rates, a cheaper dollar, a reigniting global economy, and a new commodity boom.

Block out time on your calendars, because whenever the Volatility Index (VIX) tops $20, up from the current $12, I am going pedal to the metal, and full firewall forward (a pilot term), and your inboxes will be flooded with new trade alerts.

What is my yearend prediction for the S&P 500 for 2024. We should reach $5,500, a gain of 14.58%. You heard it here first.

Frozen Headwaters of the Colorado River

3) Bonds (TLT), (TBT), (JNK), (PHB), (HYG), (MUB), (LQD)

Amtrak needs to fill every seat in the dining car to get everyone fed on time, so you never know who you will share a table with for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

There was the Vietnam Vet Phantom Jet Pilot who now refused to fly because he was treated so badly at airports. A young couple desperately eloping from Omaha could only afford seats as far as Salt Lake City. After they sat up all night, I paid for their breakfast.

A retired British couple was circumnavigating the entire US in a month on a “See America Pass.” Mennonites returning home by train because their religion forbade automobiles or airplanes.

The old bond trade is dead.

Long live the new bond trade!

After selling short bonds (TLT) from $180 all the way down to $82, I flipped to the long side on October 17. The next week, bonds saw their biggest rally in history, making instant millionaires out of several of my followers. The (TLT) has since rocketed from $82 to an eye-popping $100, a 22% gain.

In a heartbeat, we went from super bear to hyper bull.

I am looking for the Fed to cut interest rates by 1.00% in 2024 but won’t begin until the second half of the year. All of the first half bond gains were pulled forward into 2023 so I am looking for long periods of narrow trading ranges. By June, economic weakness will be so obvious that a dramatic Fed rate-cutting policy will ensue.

In addition, the Fed will end its quantitative tightening program by June, which is currently sucking $90 billion a month out of the economy. That’s a lot of bond-selling that suddenly ends.

I’m looking for $120 in the (TLT) sometime in 2024, with a possible stretch to $130. Use every five-point dip to load up on shares in the (TLT) ETF, calls, call spreads, and one-year LEAPS. This trade is going to work fast. It is the low-hanging fruit of 2024.

We are never going back to the 0.32% yields, and $165 prices we saw in the last bond peak. But you can still make a lot of money in a run-up from $82 to $120, as many happy bondholders are now discovering.

It isn’t just bonds that are going up. The entire interest rate space is doing well including junk bonds (JNK), municipal bonds (MUB), REITS (NLY), preferred stock, and convertible bonds.

A Visit to the 19^th Century

4) Foreign Currencies (FXE), (EUO), (FXC), (FXA), (YCS), (FXY), (CYB)

With a major yield advantage over the rest of the world for the last decade, the US dollar has been on an absolute tear. After all, the world’s strongest economy begets the world’s strongest currency.

That is about to end.

If your primary assumption is that US interest rates will see a sharp decline sometime in 2024, then the outlook for the greenback is terrible.

Currencies are driven by interest rate differentials and the buck is soon going to see the fastest shrinking yield premium in the forex markets.

That shines a great bright light on the foreign currency ETFs. You could do well buying the Australian Dollar (FXA), Euro (FXE), Japanese yen (FXE), and British Pound (FXB). I’d pass on the Chinese yuan (CYB) right now until their Covid shutdowns end.

Look at the 50-year chart of the US dollar index below and you’ll see that a 13-year uptrend in the buck is rolling over and will lead to a 5-10-year down move. Draw your weapons.

5) Commodities (FCX), (VALE), (DBA)

Commodities are the high beta players in the financial markets. That’s because the cost of being wrong is so much higher. Get on the losing side of commodities and you will be bled dry by storage costs, interest expenses, contangos, and zero demand.

Commodities have one great attribute. They predict recessions and recoveries earlier than any other asset class. When they peaked in March of 2022, they were screaming loud and clear that a recession would hit in early 2023. By reversing on a dime on November 13, 2023, they also told us that a rip-roaring recovery would begin in 2024.

You saw this in every important play in the sector, including Broken Hill (BHP), Peabody Energy (BTU), and Freeport McMoRan (FCX). And who but me noticed that Alcoa Aluminum (AA) was up an incredible 50% in December? Maybe you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but the old tricks work pretty darn well!

The heady days of the 2011 commodity bubble top are about to replay. Now that this sector is convinced of a substantially weaker US dollar and lower inflation, it is once more a favorite target of traders.

China will finally rejoin the global economy as a growth engine in 2024 but at only half its previous growth rate. It will be replaced by India, which is turning into the new China and is now the most populous country in the world.

And here’s another big new driver. Each electric vehicle requires 200 pounds of copper and production is expected to rise from 2 million units a year to 20 million by 2030. Annual copper production will have to increase three-fold in a decade to accommodate this increase, no easy task or prices will have to rise.

The great thing about commodities is that it takes a decade to bring new supply online, unlike stocks and bonds, which can merely be created by an entry in an Excel spreadsheet. As a result, they always run far higher than you can imagine.

Accumulate all commodities on dips.

Snow Angel on the Continental Divide

6) Energy (DIG), (RIG), (USO), (DUG), (UNG), (USO), (XLE), (AMLP)

Energy was the top-performing sector of 2023 until it wasn’t.

We got a nice boost to $90 a barrel from the Gaza War. But that faded rapidly as there was never an actual supply disruption, just the threats of one. Saudi production has been cut back so far, some 5 million barrels a day, that it risks budget shortfalls if it reduces any more. In the meantime, US fracking production has taken off like a rocket.

In the meantime, Joe Biden is sitting on the bid in an effort to refill the Strategic Petroleum Reserves that was drawn down from 723 to 350 million barrels during the last price spike.

The trade here is to buy any energy plays when Texas tea approaches $70 and take profits at $95. Your first picks should be ExxonMobile (XOM), Occidental Petroleum (OXY) where Warren Buffet has a 27% stake, Diamondback Energy (FANG), and Devon Energy (DVN).

The really big energy play for 2024 will be in natural gas (UNG), which was slaughtered in 2023. The problem here was not a shortage of demand because China would take all we could deliver. It was in our ability to deliver, hobbled by the lack of gasification facilities needed to export. One even blew up.

In 2024 several new export facilities came online and the damaged one was repaired. That should send prices soaring. Natural gas prices now at a throw-away $2.00 per MM BTU could make it to $8.00 in the next 12 months. That takes the (UNG) from $5.00 to $15.00 (because of the contango).

Buy (UNG) LEAPS (Long Term Equity Anticipation Securities) right now.

Remember, you will be trading an asset class that is eventually on its way to zero sooner than you think. However, you could have several doublings on the way to zero. This is one of those times. And you also have a huge 35% contango headwind working against you all the time.

They call this commodity the “widow maker” for a good reason.

The real tell here is that energy companies are bailing on their own industry. Instead of reinvesting profits back into their future exploration and development, as they have for the last century, they are paying out more in dividends and share buybacks.

Take the money and run. Trade, don’t marry this asset class.

There is the additional challenge in that the bulk of US investors, especially environmentally friendly ESG funds, are now banned from investing in legacy carbon-based stocks. That means permanently cheap valuations and share prices for the energy industry.

Energy now counts for only 5% of the S&P 500. Twenty years ago, it boasted a 15% weighting.

The gradual shutdown of the industry makes the supply/demand situation infinitely more volatile.

To understand better how oil might behave in 2024, I’ll be studying US hay consumption from 1900-1920. That was when the horse population fell from 100 million to 6 million, all replaced by gasoline-powered cars and trucks.

The internal combustion engine is about to suffer the same fate.

7) Precious Metals (GLD), (DGP), (SLV), (PPTL), (PALL)

The train has added extra engines at Denver, so now we may begin the long laboring climb up the Eastern slope of the Rocky Mountains.

On a steep curve, we pass along an antiquated freight train of hopper cars filled with large boulders.

The porter tells me this train is welded to the tracks to create a windbreak. Once, a gust howled out of the pass so swiftly, that it blew a passenger train over on its side.

In the snow-filled canyons, we saw a family of three moose, a huge herd of elk, and another group of wild mustangs. The engineer informs us that a rare bald eagle is flying along the left side of the train. It’s a good omen for the coming year.

We also see countless abandoned 19th-century gold mines and broken-down wooden trestles leading to huge piles of tailings, and relics of previous precious metals booms. So, it is timely here to speak about the future of precious metals.

Here it’s important to look at the long view on gold. The barbarous relic tends to have good and bad decades. During the 2000’s the price of the yellow metal rose tenfold, from $200 to $2,000. The 2010s were very boring when gold was unchanged. Gold is doing well this decade, already up 40%, and a double or triple is in the cards.

2023 should have been a terrible year for precious metals. With inflation soaring, stocks volatile, and interest rates soaring, gold had every reason to collapse. Instead, it was up on the year, thanks to a heroic $325, 17.8%% rally in the last two months.

The reason is falling interest rates, which reduce the opportunity costs of owning gold. The yellow metal doesn’t pay a dividend, costs money to store and insure, and delivery is an expensive pain in the butt.

Chart formations are looking very encouraging with a massive upside breakout in place. So, buy gold on dips if you have a stick of courage on you, which you must if you read this newsletter.

Of course, the best investors never buy gold during a bull market. They Hoover up gold miners, which rise four times faster, like Barrack Gold (GOLD), Newmont Mining (NEM), and the basket play Van Eck Vectors Gold Miners ETF (GDX).

Higher beta silver (SLV) will be the better bet, as it already has been because it plays a major role in the decarbonization of America. There isn’t a solar panel or electric vehicle out there without some silver in them and the growth numbers are positively exponential. Keep buying (SLV), (SLH), and (WPM) on dips.

Crossing the Great Nevada Desert Near Area 51

8) Real Estate (ITB), (LEN), (KBH), (PHM)

The majestic snow-covered Rocky Mountains are behind me. There is now a paucity of scenery, with the endless ocean of sagebrush and salt flats of Northern Nevada outside my window, so there is nothing else to do but write.

My apologies in advance to readers in Wells, Elko, Battle Mountain, and Winnemucca, Nevada.

It is a route long traversed by roving bands of Indians, itinerant fur traders, the Pony Express, my own immigrant forebearers in wagon trains, the Transcontinental Railroad, the Lincoln Highway, and finally US Interstate 80, which was built for the 1960 Winter Olympics at Squaw Valley.

Passing by shantytowns and the forlorn communities of the high desert, I am prompted to comment on the state of the US real estate market.

Those tormented by the shrinking number of real estate transactions over the past two years take solace. The past excesses have been unwound and we are now on the launching pad for another decade-long bull market.

There is a generational structural shortage of supply with housing which won’t come back into balance until the 2030’s. You don’t have a real estate crash when we are short 10 million homes.

The reasons, of course, are demographic. There are only three numbers you need to know in the housing market for the next ten years: there are 80 million baby boomers, 65 million Generation Xers who follow them, and 86 million in the generation after that, the Millennials.

The 76 million baby boomers (between ages 62 and 79) have been unloading dwellings to the 72 million Gen Xers (between age 41 and 56) since prices peaked in 2007. But there are not enough of the latter, and three decades of falling real incomes mean that they only earn a fraction of what their parents made. That’s what caused the financial crisis. That has created the present shortage of housing, both for ownership and rentals.

There is a happy ending to this story.

The 72 million Millennials now aged 25-40 are now the dominant buyers in the market. They are transitioning from 30% to 70% of all new buyers of homes. They are also just entering the peak spending years of middle age, which is great for everyone. Hot on their heels are 68 million Gen Z, which are now 12 to 27 years old.

The Great Millennial Migration to the suburbs and Middle America has just begun. Thanks to the pandemic and Zoom, many are never returning to the cities. That has prompted massive numbers to move from the coasts to the American heartland.

That’s why Boise, Idaho was the top-performing real estate market in 2023, followed by Phoenix, Arizona. Personally, I like Reno, Nevada, where Apple, Google, Amazon, and Tesla are building factories as fast as they can, just a four-hour drive from Silicon Valley.

As a result, the price of single-family homes should continue to rise during the 2020s, as they did during the 1970s and the 1990s when identical demographic forces were at play.

This will happen in the context of a labor shortfall, rising wages, and improving standards of living.

Increasing rents are accelerating this trend. Renters now pay 35% of their gross income, compared to only 18% for owners, and less, when multiple deductions and tax subsidies are considered. Rents are now rising faster than home prices.

Remember, too, that the US will not have built any new houses in large numbers in 17 years. The 50% of small home builders that went under during the Financial Crisis never came back.

We are still operating at only half of the 2007 peak rate. Thanks to the Great Recession, the construction of five million new homes has gone missing in action.

There is a new factor at work. We are all now prisoners of the 2.75% 30-year fixed-rate mortgages we all obtained over the past five years. If we sell and try to move, a new mortgage will cost double today. If you borrow at a 2.75% 30-year fixed rate, and the long-term inflation rate is 3%, then, over time, you will get your house for free. That’s why nobody is selling, and prices have barely fallen.

This winds down in 2024 as the Fed realizes its many errors and sharply lowers interest rates. Home prices will explode…. again.

Quite honestly, of all the asset classes mentioned in this report, purchasing your abode is probably the single best investment you can make now after you throw in all the tax breaks. It’s also a great inflation play.

That means the major homebuilders like Lennar (LEN), Pulte Homes (PHM), and KB Homes (KBH) are a buy on the dip. But don’t forget to sell your home by the 2030s when the next demographic headwind resumes. That’s when you should unload your home to a Millennial or Gen Xer and move into a cheap rental.

A second-hand RV would be better.

Crossing the Bridge to Home Sweet Home

9) Postscript

We have pulled into the station at Truckee amid a howling blizzard.

My loyal staff have made the ten-mile trek from my estate at Incline Village to welcome me to California with a couple of hot breakfast burritos and a chilled bottle of Dom Perignon Champagne, which has been resting in a nearby snowbank. I am thankfully spared from taking my last meal with Amtrak.

After that, it was over legendary Donner Pass, and then all downhill from the Sierras, across the Central Valley, and into the Sacramento River Delta.

Well, that’s all for now. We’ve just passed what was left of the Pacific mothball fleet moored near the Benicia Bridge (2,000 ships down to six in 50 years). The pressure increase caused by a 7,200-foot descent from Donner Pass has crushed my plastic water bottle. Nice science experiment!

The Golden Gate Bridge and the soaring spire of Salesforce Tower are just coming into view across San Francisco Bay.

A storm has blown through, leaving the air crystal clear and the bay as flat as glass. It is time for me to unplug my MacBook Pro and iPhone 15 Pro, pick up my various adapters, and pack up.

We arrive in Emeryville 45 minutes early. With any luck, I can squeeze in a ten-mile night hike up Grizzly Peak and still get home in time to watch the ball drop in New York’s Times Square on TV.

I reach the ridge just in time to catch a spectacular pastel sunset over the Pacific Ocean. The omens are there. It is going to be another good year.

I’ll shoot you a Trade Alert whenever I see a window open at a sweet spot on any of the dozens of trades described above, which should be soon.

Good luck and good trading in 2024!

John Thomas
The Mad Hedge Fund Trader

The Omens Are Good for 2024!

November 22, 2023

Tech Letter

Mad Hedge Technology Letter
November 22, 2023
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:

(YEN COULD DRAG DOWN TECH STOCKS)
(FXY), ($COMPQ), (WEWKQ), (SOFTBANK)

Yen Could Drag Down Tech Stocks

Tech Letter

The Japanese yen has helped boost tech stocks ($COMPQ).

Institutional money is borrowing Japanese yen (FXY) by the bucketful because Japanese interest rates have been anchored at 0% and betting big on tech stocks.

The strategy has worked like clockwork and Japanese stocks have also felt the wind at its sails.

What now?

Lurking in the shadows is a potentially catastrophic problem called Japanese tech company Softbank.

Softbank reported a "shocking" Q2-2 loss, revealing, in particular, how dangerously exposed they are to a Japanese yen devaluation.

Selling in Softbank stock would trigger panic selling in Japanese Banks. The contagion risk here is crystal clear.

JGB yields will spike following the US Treasury yields overnight trend. This will put even further pressure on banks' liquidity with a risk of exacerbating the sell-off.

What's important to understand here is the risk of Softbank triggering a $226 billion (the total amount of Softbank balance sheet liabilities) credit event right now.

To begin with, with a BB rating from S&P, Softbank has a pitiful credit rating tying its hands.

Now Softbank has liabilities mostly in US dollars while on the hook to repay $48 billion in the next 12 months.

Days before WeWork (WEWKQ) filed for bankruptcy, Softbank paid $1.5 billion to WeWork bank lenders.

In total, Softbank had to write off more than $14 billion in US dollars on that terrible WeWork investment while the Japanese yen crashed.

Now here the big problem is that Softbank doesn't disclose the amount of "off-balance-sheet" guarantees they issued either directly or through the Vision Fund.

Lastly, things might turn quite bad for Masayoshi Son personally, because 35% of his personal shares in Softbank are already pledged to financial institutions.

It doesn't take much to figure out what financial institutions will do if Softbank stock starts crashing, right?

The Japanese government will need to bail out not only Softbank but also the Japanese banks.

This tinderbox could explode anytime and the Yen would then become the focus.

If the Japanese government finally does embark on an interest hiking cycle then under this scenario, the Bank of Japan would be forced to raise the cost of capital on investors and households.

The global and Japanese financial system isn’t ready to take away the low-interest carry trade and it’s hard to quantify the unintended consequences.

Large parts of the Japanese system could go under water and the Japanese yen would greatly strengthen.

I specifically am worried about all the adjustable loans taken out by the Japanese consumer.

Loan defaults would surge.

If the Japanese government is forced to save Softbank and the Japanese financial system then expect another tidal wave of inflation as the purchasing power of the Japanese yen is even more devalued.

The string of abysmal tech investments by Softbank is threatening to accelerate the financial death spiral in Japan.

In my view, this would ice the tech rally momentarily, but not derail it long-term.

In all honesty, Softbank did deliver ample liquidity to many poorly run Silicon Valley tech companies and this fortified tech stocks during the bull run.

Now Softbank cannot throw around the cash they used to and tech stocks have concentrated into a group of 7 outperformers.

In the short term, the tech bull run continues in just a few narrow names but 2024 could trigger a broader run in secondary tech names as well.

October 25, 2023

Diary, Newsletter, Summary

Global Market Comments
October 25, 2023
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:

(AN EVENING WITH THE CHINESE INTELLIGENCE SERVICE),
(FXI), (CYB), (BIDU), (CHL), (BYDDF), (CHA)

The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or The Fed is Done!

Diary, Newsletter

We’ve just seen our last interest rate rise in the economic cycle. Yes, I know that our central bank took no action at their last meeting in September. The market has just done its work for it.

And the markets are no shrinking violet when it comes to taking bold action. The 50 basis points it took bond yields up over the last two weeks is far more than even the most aggressive, economy-wrecking, stock market-destroying Fed was even considering.

And that doesn’t even include the rate hikes no one can see, the deflationary effects of quantitative tightening, or QT. That is the $1 trillion a year the Fed is sucking out of the economy with its massive bond sales.

It really is a miracle that the US economy is growing as fast as it is. After a warm 2.4% growth rate in Q2, Q3 looks to come in at a blistering 4%-5%. That is definitely NOT what recessions are made of.

Where is all this growth coming from?

Some of the credit goes to the pandemic spending, the free handouts we call got to avoid starvation while Covid ravaged the country. You probably don’t know this, but nothing happens fast in Washington. Government spending is an extremely slow and tedious affair.

By the time that contracts are announced, bids awarded, permits obtained, men hired, and the money spent, years have passed. That means money approved by Congress way back in 2020 is just hitting the economy now.

But that is not the only reason. There is also the long-term structural push that is a constant tailwind for investors:

Hyper-accelerating technology.

Yes, I know, there goes John Thomas spouting off about technology again. But it is a really big deal.

I have noticed that the farther away you get from Silicon Valley, the more clueless money managers are about technology. You can pick up more stock tips waiting in line at a Starbucks in Palo Alto than you can read a year’s worth of research on Wall Street.

What this means is that most large money managers, who are based on the east coast are constantly chasing the train that is leaving the station when it comes to tech.

On the west coast, managers not only know about the new tech, but the tech that comes after that and another tech that comes after that, if they are not already insiders in the current hot deal. This is how artificial intelligence stole a march on almost everyone, until a year ago, unless you were on the west coast already working in the industry. Mad Hedge has been using AI for 11 years.

You may be asking, “What does all of this mean for my pocketbook?” a perfectly valid question. It means that there isn’t going to be a recession, just a recession scare. That technology will bail us out again, even though our old BFF, the Fed, has abandoned us completely.

Which brings me to the current level of interest rates. I have also noticed that the farther away you get from New York and Washington, the less people know about bonds. On the west coast mention the word “bond” and they stare at you cluelessly. Indeed, I spent much of this year explaining the magic of the discount 90-day T-bill, which no one had ever heard of before (What! They pay interest daily?).

In fact, most big technology companies have positive cash balances. Look no further than Apple’s $140 billion cash hoard, which is invested in, you guessed it, 90-day T-bills when it isn’t buying its own stock, and is earning a staggering $7.7 billion a year in interest.

The great commonality in the recent stock market correction is easy to see. Any company that borrows a lot of money saw its stock get slaughtered. Technology stocks held up surprisingly well. That sets up your 2024 portfolio.

Put half your money in the Magnificent Seven stocks of Apple (AAPL), Amazon (AMZN), Meta (META), Microsoft (MSFT), Tesla (TSLA), (NVIDIA), and Salesforce (CRM).

Put your other half into heavy borrowers that benefit from FALLING interest rates, including bonds (TLT), junk bonds (JNK), (HYG), Utilities (XLU), precious metals (GOLD), (WPM), copper (FCX), foreign currencies (FXA), (FXE), (FXY), emerging markets (EEM).

As for me, I never do anything by halves. I’m putting all my money into Tesla. If I want to diversify, I’ll buy NVIDIA. Diversification is only for people who don’t know what is going to happen.

I just thought you’d like to know.

So far in October, we are up +2.96%. My 2023 year-to-date performance is still at an eye-popping +63.76%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +12.89% so far in 2023. My trailing one-year return reached +76.46% versus +22.57% for the S&P 500.

That brings my 15-year total return to +660.95%. My average annualized return has fallen back to +48.07%, another new high, some 2.64 times the S&P 500 over the same period.

Some 44 of my 49 trades this year have been profitable.

Chaos Reigns Supreme in Washington, with the firing of the first House speaker in history. Will the next budget agreement take place on November 17, or not until we get a new Congress in January 2025? Markets are discounting the worst-case scenario, with government debt in free fall. Definitely NOT good for stocks, which are reaching for a full 10% correction, half of 2023’s gains.

September Nonfarm Payroll Report Rockets, to 336,000, and August was bumped up another 50,000. The economy remains on fire. The headline Unemployment Rate remains steady at an unbelievable 3.8%. And that’s with the UAW strike sucking workers out of the system. This is supposed to by impossible with 5.5% interest rates. Throw out you economics books for this one!

JOLTS Comes in Hot at 9.61 million job openings in August, 700,000 more than the July report. The record labor shortage continues. Will the Friday Nonfarm Payroll Report deliver the same?

ADP Rises 89,000 in September, down sharply from previous months, showing that private job growth is growing slower than expected. August was revised down. It’s part of the trifecta of jobs data for the new month. The mild recession scenario is back on the table, at least stocks think so.

Weekly Jobless Claims Rise to 207,000, still unspeakably strong for this point in the economic cycle. Continuing claims were unchanged at 1.664%.

Traders Pile on to Strong Dollar, headed for new highs, propelled by rising interest rates. There is a heck of a short setting up for next year.

Yen Soars on suspected Bank of Japan intervention in the foreign exchange markets to defend the 150 line against the US dollar. The currency is down 35% in three years and could be the BUY of the century.

Kaiser Goes on Strike with 75,000 health care workers walking out on the west coast. The issue is money. The company has a long history of labor problems. This seems to be the year of the strike.

Oil (USO)Gets Slammed on Recession Fears, down 5% on the day to $85, in a clear demand destruction move and worsening macroeconomic picture. Europe and China are already in recession. It’s the biggest one-day drop in a year. Is the top in?

Tesla Delivers 435,059 Vehicles in September, down 5% from forecast, but the stock rose anyway. The Cybertruck launch is imminent, where the company has 2 million new orders. Keep buying (TSLA) on Dips. Technology is accelerating.

EVs have Captured an Amazing 8% of the New Car Market. They have been helped by a never-ending price war and generous government subsidies. EV sales are now up a miraculous 48% YOY and are projected to account for a stunning 23% of all California sales in Q3. Tesla is the overwhelming leader with a 52% share in a rapidly growing market, distantly followed by Ford (F) at 7% and Jeep at 5%. However, a slowdown may be at hand, with EV inventories running at 97 days, double that of conventional ICE cars. This could create a rare entry point for what will be the leading industry of this decade, if not the century. Buy more Tesla (TSLA) on bigger dips, if we get them.

Apple Upgrades New iPhone 15 to deal with overheating from third-party gaming. It will shut down some of its background activity, including some of the new AI functions, which were stressing the central processor. Third-party apps were adding to the problem, such as Uber and games from (META). This is really cutting-edge technology.

Moderna (MRNA) Bags a Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Katalin Kariko and Drew Weissman’s work helped pioneer the technology that enabled Moderna and the Pfizer Inc.-BioNTech SE partnership to swiftly develop shots. I got four and they saved my life when I caught Covid. I survived but lost 20 pounds in two weeks. It was worth it.

My Ten-Year View

When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper-accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.

Dow 240,000 here we come!

On Monday, October 9, there is no data of note released.

On Tuesday, October 10 at 8:30 AM EST, the Consumer Inflation Expectations is released.

On Wednesday, October 11 at 2:30 PM, the Producer Price Index is published.

On Thursday, October 12 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. The Consumer Price Index is also released.

On Friday, October 13 at 1:00 PM the September University of Michigan Consumer Expectations is published. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.

As for me, one of the many benefits of being married to a British Airways senior stewardess is that you get to visit some pretty obscure parts of the world. In the 1970s, that meant going first class for free with an open bar, and occasionally time in the cockpit jump seat.

To extend our 1977 honeymoon, Kyoko agreed to an extra round trip for BA from Hong Kong to Colombo in Sri Lanka. That left me on my own for a week in the former British crown colony of Ceylon.

I rented an antiquated left-hand drive stick shift Vauxhall and drove around the island nation counterclockwise. I only drove during the day in army convoys to avoid terrorist attacks from the Tamil Tigers. The scenery included endless verdant tea fields, pristine beaches, and wild elephants and monkeys.

My eventual destination was the 1,500-year-old Sigiriya Rock Fort in the middle of the island which stood 600 feet above the surrounding jungle. I was nearly at the top when I thought I found a shortcut. I jumped over a wall and suddenly found myself up to my armpits in fresh bat shit.

That cut my visit short, and I headed for a nearby river to wash off. But the smell stayed with me for weeks.

Before Kyoko took off for Hong Kong in her Vickers Viscount, she asked me if she should bring anything back. I heard that McDonald’s had just opened a stand there, so I asked her to bring back two Big Macs.

She dutifully showed up in the hotel restaurant the following week with the telltale paper bag in hand. I gave them to the waiter and asked him to heat them up for lunch. He returned shortly with the burgers on plates surrounded by some elaborate garnish and colorful vegetables. It was a real work of art.

Suddenly, every hand in the restaurant shot up. They all wanted to order the same thing, even though the nearest stand was 2,494 miles away.

We continued our round-the-world honeymoon to a beach vacation in the Seychelles where we just missed a coup d’état, a safari in Kenya, apartheid South Africa, London, San Francisco, and finally back to Tokyo. It was the honeymoon of a lifetime.

Kyoko passed away in 2002 from breast cancer at the age of 50, well before her time.

Stay Healthy,

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

Sigiriya Rock Fort

Kyoko

March 10, 2023

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(THE MAD HEDGE TRADERS & INVESTORS SUMMIT IS ON MARCH 14-16)
(MARCH 8 BIWEEKLY STRATEGY WEBINAR Q&A),
(SPY), (TLT), (UUP), (FXY), (FXB), (FXE), (FXA), (UNG), (BOIL), (AAPL), (TSLA), (WW), (BHP), (NVDA), (RIVN), (FCX)

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March 8 Biweekly Strategy Webinar Q&A

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Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the March 8 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar, broadcast from Incline Village, CA.

Q: Do you think the US dollar will drop this year?

A: Absolutely it will drop; in fact, the drop started in October last year. We’re actually six months into a bear market for the US dollar (UUP), and bull market for the yen (FXY), the British pound (FXB), the euro (FXE), and the Australian dollar (FXA). However, the rate-cutting scenario is on vacation, and when it comes back from that vacation, then we will see very sharply dropping interest rates, soaring bond prices, and a weak dollar. That scenario is certain to happen by year-end, probably by 10 or 20% —quite a lot. If you just want to buy the basket for foreign currencies, you can sell short the Invesco DB US Dollar Index Bullish Fund (UUP).

Q: Can stocks (SPY) and bonds (TLT) go up at the same time?

A: Well, they shouldn’t, and usually they don’t. But this time it’s different now because we’re all beholden to the interest rate decisions of the Fed. All asset classes are moving together like synchronized swimmers, which means that on days when the market believes that Powell is finished raising rates, you get big bull moves in stocks, bonds, commodities, precious metals, and beanie baby collectibles. And on the bad days like yesterday, where Powell really reiterates how tough his stance is on inflation is unchanged, everything falls in unison. It’s really become a liquidity/confidence/inflation on-off type market. We have been playing that like a maestro for the last six months and have made a ton of money. I hope it continues that way. “If it’s working, don’t fix it” is my philosophy on trading, which is constantly changing.

Q: Do small caps underperform or overperform in a rising rates era?

A: They always do poorly because small caps have fewer cash reserves, more leverage, and more exposure to interest rates, as opposed to large caps which, in the tech area, don’t borrow at all. They’re actually net creditors to the system so they make more money when interest rates go up. I imagine the interest income at Apple this year has to be absolutely gigantic. That said, small caps always lead recoveries because of their excess leverage, so that's why people are piling into small caps on dips right now. Going from terrible to just bad often generates the best stock returns.

Q: How long will “steering wheel falling off” news tank Tesla?

A: Well, it was worth a $6 dollar drop today in an otherwise weak market. First of all, if there are any actual problems with Tesla, they fix them immediately for free, and most of the fixes can be done with a software upgrade which they do at midnight the day of the recall. Second, a lot of these stories about Tesla problems are false, planted there by the oil industry, trying to head off their own demise. Third, when you go from making several thousand to several million cars a year, scaling up to mass production always uncovers some sort of manufacturing flaws. Tesla can fix them faster than anyone else. I remember when the first Model S came out 13 years ago, we had a hot day and all the sealants on the windows melted. They said they didn’t know because it doesn’t get that hot in Fremont California where they build the cars. They sent out a truck the next day and installed all new sealants on our windows. So that is part of living with Tesla, which seems bent on taking over the world. And I’m working on a major update on Tesla report. I listened to the whole 3.5-hour investors day, and I'll get that out when I get all the snow shoveled. Full disclosure: Elon Musk personally gave me a free $12,800 Tesla Powerwall three years ago. It’s the red one.

Q: I just bought the United States Natural Gas Fund (UNG) 14/15 2025 LEAP for $0.20 with UNG down 3%.

A: I’m going to share that LEAPS with all the Global Trading Dispatch members tomorrow. So far, only the Mad Hedge Concierge members have seen it. We’ll go into great detail in tomorrow’s letter about why you want to buy natural gas here and how you want to play it.

Q: It seems the Fed won’t be happy unless there’s a recession; am I reading this wrong?

A: I think Powell is striving for perfection—killing off inflation and lowering interest rates without a recession. I actually am hoping for a recession myself, even if it’s just for one quarter because that greatly increases market volatility and makes my bond long look like a stroke of genius. And let’s see if he can pull it off. He’s coming facing so many unprecedented challenges to the economy, like the pandemic, the end of liquidity, and the extreme worker shortage. It’ll be really interesting to see what happens. Multiple PhD theses in economics begging to be addressed in there.

Q: Will artificial intelligence cause another bubble?

A: Absolutely, yes. And if you’ve been in the market long enough, you become a bubble collector like me. Just off the top of my head, 3D printing, cold fusion, bitcoin, portfolio insurance, Nifty 50, eyeballs,—if I spent more time, I could come up with an endless list. And this is how Wall Street makes their money—they create bubbles by manufacturing compelling, irresistible stories that can be sold to the masses. Some of these like cold fusion, I know immediately won’t work for 20 years because of my physics background, and definitely not now. Some of these other ones are just flashes in the pan and never work. You just get used to an endless series of bubbles. AI is new only if you haven’t been watching. The share prices of Google, Amazon, Apple, have already had gigantic moves in the last 20 years, largely because of their use of artificial intelligence. So those are your plays—those and (NVDA), which provides the essential chips for artificial intelligence, and we’re active in all of these, both on the long and short side.

Q: Is climate change a hoax or a bubble?

A: If you think it’s a hoax, will you please come over to Incline Village and get the 12 feet of snow off my damn roof before the house collapses. I already can’t close any doors in the house because the weight of the snow is buckling the house and bending the door frames. If you finish the roof, then you can get to work on my deck which also has about 8 ft of snow and is at risk of collapsing, like many in town already have. This has never happened before. The climate has changed.

Q: How come there’s never mention of demographic shift in other parts of the world when there is in the US?

A: The US is the only country in the world where you can earn enough money to retire early. If you live on the coasts, you can sell your house for cash, move inland and never work again, no matter your age. There is no other country where you can do that. Maybe there will be in the future, but definitely not right now. People who complain about how awful the economy is here forget that this is the best economy in the world and has been so for a very long time. I go with the Warren Buffet outlook on this, which is “Never bet against America.”

Q: How about an Entry point for Freeport McMoRan (FCX)?

A: It’s lower. You don’t want to touch it while the entire commodity sector is selling off in fears of higher interest rates in a recession. Once that’s over it goes to $100.

Q: What is the best way to play Natural Gas?

A: I’ll send an extended report tomorrow, but the short answer is United States Natural Gas Fund (UNG) and ProShares Ultra Bloomberg Natural Gas (BOIL), which is a 2x long day trading NatGas ETF.

Q: Are we entering LEAPS territory for Rivian (RIVN)?

A: Yes, just wait for the current selloff to end and then go to the longest possible expiration. This thing will have a multiple move 2x, 3x, or a 10x out the other side of any recession. The CEO is brilliant and people love the cars.

Q: What happens to housing prices when interest rates on mortgages are at 7%?

A: Well, they should go down 10-20%. What they’re actually doing is going sideways, and they’re still going up in the cheaper neighborhoods because of the structural shortage of 10 million houses in the US. The all-cash buyers are still out there buying. There is tremendous inventory shortage in the housing market now; every broker I know got cleaned out of all their inventory in January when we had a brief 100 basis point dip in rates back then, which has since gone away. I think we go sideways in housing until the end of the year, and then big interest rate cuts will be obvious by then, and the market takes off and we have another 10-year bubble. If you think housing is expensive now, go visit Sydney Australia or Shanghai, China and you’ll see how expensive housing can really get.

Q: How how high would Fed funds have to get to cause a real recession?

A: My guess is 6%. We might actually get there in the second quarter. That might trigger enough of a recession to start unemployment rising just enough to let them cut interest rates. My attitude is: rip the Band-Aid off, raise by 75 basis points on March, and get it over with. But Jay Powell is a very gradualist type of guy, even though he’s brought the sharpest interest rate rise in history.

Q: Should I chase Apple (AAPL) here at $150 a share?

A: In this kind of market, you never chase anything. Only buy Apple at $150 if you think happy days are here again and you think we’re going up forever. To me on the chart it looks like we’re double topping and may actually get a lower low, which you then buy. You may even want to do a LEAPS on Apple if we get down into the $130s or $120s again.

Q: Isn’t it hard for the economy to really tank when seniors and savers are now generating income again for their retirement, giving them more income to spend?

A: Well not only that but workers have had 10-20% pay increases also, and they have more money to spend. It’s really hard to see a severe recession in any kind of scenario, barring another pandemic, and that’s why we’re saying buy the dips—we are in fact in a new bull market that started in October. When you get these market reversals, you often don’t get confirmation on the charts for up to a year, and we’re in one of those periods now. That's why there are still a lot of non-believers in the bull scenario and no confidence.

Q: Would you buy Tesla LEAPS?

A: Yes, under $150 on Tesla shares. And, given its record of volatility, we may actually get there, because this is a $1,000 stock easily in 5 years. I'll send you a report giving you all the details of why. Detroit is basically screwed, someday it’ll just be reduced to building Teslas under license from Tesla and painting them different colors and giving them different names or something like that.

Q: What’s a buy-on-dip?

A: Sorry, but no easy answer here. It’s unique to every stock depending on the historic volatility and ranges of the stock. It’s going to be 1% for a stock, it can be 10% for an option, it could be 20% for a stock like Tesla. It’s vague but it really is unique to every single stock. A good rule of thumb is that after you execute a trade and then throw up on your shoes you’ve just done a great trade.

Q: I see from your pictures that you lost weight? How do you do it?

A: I got COVID last May. I lost 20 pounds in two weeks because I couldn’t eat while I was sleeping 20 hours a day. I just woke up long enough to send out trade alerts. All of a sudden, a 40-year collection of expensive designer pants fit. My kids now call me Captain Fancy Pants. When I go through airport security now and take my belt off they fall down so I’m always careful to wear my best underwear, the ones with the dollar sing all over them.

Q: What’s the best way to play obesity drugs?

A: Unfortunately, There is no pure play on obesity drugs. It will be a $150 billion market that will grow very quickly. I will talk about it at length next week in the summit at the Biotech & Health Care webinar, which you’ll get registration links for tomorrow. Weight loss drugs are small pieces of very large drug companies, so the effect gets diluted by everything else they’re doing. The purest play may be Weight Watchers (WW). If you just need to go to Weight Watchers just to get a shot, that could be really good for them. The stock just doubled in one day on this.

Q: Commodity-based foreign stocks are the best bet on inflation protection; should I get involved?

A: Yes, use the current selloff to get into the whole commodity space (except for maybe food) because not only are they a commodity play, they’re a weak dollar play and that way you get a combined double leverage effect on prices, which I've seen happen many times in my life. So yes, look at foreign-type commodity stocks, and of course, the biggest one out there is Broken Hill Proprietary (BHP), which I always watch very closely. It’s the largest stock in Australia owned by virtually everybody in Australia who has any money, with great volatility, and which has recently just had a selloff.

To watch a replay of this webinar with all the charts, bells, whistles, and classic rock music, just log in to www.madhedgefundtrader.com, go to MY ACCOUNT, click on GLOBAL TRADING DISPATCH, or TECHNOLOGY LETTER, then WEBINARS, and all the webinars from the last 12 years are there in all their glory.

Good Luck and Stay Healthy,

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

2015 in Ouarzazate Morocco

February 14, 2023

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February 14, 2023
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(WHERE THE ECONOMIST “BIG MAC” INDEX FINDS CURRENCY VALUE TODAY),
(UUP), (FXE), (FXY), (CYB)

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Where the Economist “Big Mac” Index Finds Currency Value Today

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My former employer, The Economist, once the ever-tolerant editor of my flabby, disjointed, and juvenile prose (Thanks to Peter Martin and Marjorie Deane!), has just released its "Big Mac" index of relative international currency valuations.

Although initially launched as a joke five decades ago, I have followed it religiously and found it an amazingly accurate predictor of future economic success.

The index counts the cost of McDonald's (MCD) premium two beef patty sandwiches around the world, ranging from $8.35 in Venezuela to $1.68 in Lebanon, and comes up with a measure of currency under and overvaluation.

What are its conclusions today?

The Venezuelan Bolivar is wildly expensive, with 235 years of annual per capita income needed to buy a single Big Mac in local currency terms if you can find one. There are currently 4 million Bolivars to the US Dollar in this sadly bankrupt country.

The Norwegian Kroner, Swiss franc (FXF), and the US Dollar (UUP) are also dear, with the average cost of an American Big Mac at $5.35. Every year I make a ritual visit to what is often the most expensive McDonald’s in the world at Zermatt Switzerland (see pictures below). There the Big Macs taste slightly acidic.

The cheapest currencies are the South African Rand, the Russian Ruble, and the Lebanese Pound, a Big Mac coming in at $1.68 in Beirut.

I couldn't agree more with many of these conclusions. It's as if the august weekly publication was tapping The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader for ideas.

I am no longer the frequent consumer of Big Macs that I once was, as my metabolism has slowed to such an extent that in eating one, you might as well tape it to my ass. Better to use it as an economic forecasting tool than a speedy lunch.