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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or Back in Business

It’s a good thing I don’t rely on my Social Security Check to cover my extravagant cost of living, which is the maximum $4,555 a month. For it came within hours of coming to a halt when an agreement was passed by Congress to renew funding for another 45 days. It was almost an entirely Democratic bill, passing 335 to 91 in the House and the Senate by 88 to 9.

Unfortunately, that does put me in the uncomfortable position of delivering humanitarian aid to Ukraine right when $6.2 billion in US assistance is cut off. That was the price the Dems had to pay to get the Republicans on board needed to pass the bill. Better a half a loaf than no loaf at all. Still, I am going to have some explaining to do next week in Kiev, Mykolaiv, and Kherson. It’s a big win for Vladimir Putin.

Funding now ends on November 17, when the next crisis begins. The big question is when the markets will deliver a sigh of relief rally on Congress hitting the “snooze” button, or whether it will focus on the next disaster in November.

We’ll have to wait and see.

In the meantime, all eyes are on the market’s leading falling interest rate plays, which continue to go from bad to worse. Those include bonds (TLT), precious metals (GLD), (SLV), utilities (XLU), small-cap stocks (IWM), emerging markets (EEM), and foreign currencies (FXA), (FXE), (FXB).

Consider this your 2024 shopping list.

Ten-year US Treasury bond yields reached a stratospheric 4.70% last week a 17-year high and up a monster 0.90% since the end of June. Summer proved a fantastic time to take a vacation from the bond market.

They could easily reach 5% before the crying is all over. Perhaps this is why my old friend, hedge fund legend David Tepper, said his best investment right now is a subprime six-month certificate of deposit yielding 7.0%.

What we might be witnessing here is a return to the “old normal” when bonds spent most of their time ranging between 2%-6%. The 60-year historic average bond yield is 2% over the inflation rate (see chart below). That alone takes us to a 5.0% bond yield.

Interest rates have been kept artificially low for 15 years because no one wanted a recession in 2008 and no one wanted a recession during the pandemic in 2000. It all melded into one big decade-and-a-half period of easy money. Pain avoidance wasn’t just the universal American monetary policy, it was the global policy.

Now it’s time to pay the piper and unwind the thousands of business models that depended on free money. There will be widespread pain, as we are now witnessing in commercial real estate and private equity. Perhaps it is best to take the 5.5% bribe 90-day Treasury bond yield is offering you and stay out of the market.

While Detroit remains mired by the UAW strike, EVs have catapulted to an amazing 8% of the new car market. They have been helped by a never-ending price war and generous government subsidies. EV sales are now up a miraculous 48% YOY and are projected to account for a stunning 23% of all California sales in Q3.

Tesla is the overwhelming leader with a 52% share in a rapidly growing market, distantly followed by Ford (F) at 7% and Jeep at 5%.

However, a slowdown may be at hand, with EV inventories running at 97 days, double that of conventional ICE cars. This could create a rare entry point for what will be the leading industry of this decade, if not the century. Buy more Tesla (TSLA) on bigger dips, if we get them.

Hedge Funds are Cutting Risk at Fastest Pace Since 2020, when the pandemic began. From retail investors to rules-based systematic traders, appetite for equities is subsiding after a 20% rally this year that’s fueled by euphoria over artificial intelligence. Fast money investors increased their bearish wagers to drive down their net leverage — a gauge of risk appetite that measures long versus short positions — by 4.2 percentage points to 50.1%, according to Goldman Sachs Group Inc.’s prime brokerage. That’s the biggest week-on-week decline in portfolio leverage since the depths of the pandemic bear market.

The Treasury Bond Freefall Continues, as long-term yields probe new highs. New issue of $134 billion this week didn’t help. Nothing can move on the risk until rates top out, even if we have to wait until 2024.

Oil (USO) Hits $95, a one-year high, as the Saudi/Russian short squeeze continues. $100 a barrel is a chipshot and much higher if we get a cold winter. Inventories at the Cushing hub are at a minimum.

The US Dollar (UUP) Hits New Highs, as “high for longer” interest rates keep powering the greenback. The buck is also catching a flight to safety bid from a potential government shutdown. It should be topping soon.

Moody’s Warns of Further US Government Downgrades, in the run up to the Saturday government shutdown. The shutdown lasts, the more negative its impact would be on the broader economy. Unemployment could soar. It would also render all US government data releases useless for the next three months.

ChatGPT Can Now Browse the Internet, according to its creator, OpenAI. Until now, the chatbot could only access data posted before September 2021. The move will exponentially improve the quality and effectiveness of AI apps, including my own Mad Hedge AI

Amazon (AMZN) Pouring $4 Billion into AI, with an investment in Anthropic, a ChatGPT competitor. (AMZN) is racing to catch up with (MSFT) and (GOOGL). Its chatbot is caused Claude 2. Amazon’s card to play here is its massive web services business AWS. The AI wars are heating up.

Hollywood Screenwriters Guild Strike Ends, after 150 days, which is thought to have cost the US economy $5 billion in output. The hit was mostly taken by Los Angeles, where 200,000 are employed. The Actor’s union is still on strike. Talk shows should be offering new content in a few days.

S&P Case Shiller Rises to New All-Time High, for the sixth consecutive month as inventory shortages drove up competition. In July, the index in increased 0.6% month over month and 1% over the last 12 months, on a seasonally adjusted basis. July’s movement reached a new high for the nationwide home index, surpassing the record set in June 2022. Chicago (+4.4%), Cleveland (+4.0%), and New York (+3.8%) delivered the biggest gains. The median home price for existing homes rose to 1.9 to $406,700 according to the National Association of Realtors (NAR). The robust housing market suggests that while some buyers pulled back due to high borrowing costs, demand continues to outweigh supply.

This is the Unit I Will be Joining at the Front in Ukraine, as made clear by their YouTube recruiting video. They asked me to assist with mine removal on territory formerly occupied by Russia. I really don’t know what I’m getting into. Improvision is key. It’s better than playing golf in retirement. Polish up your Ukrainian first.

So far in August, we are down -4.70%. My 2023 year-to-date performance is still at an eye-popping +60.80%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +17.10% so far in 2023. My trailing one-year return reached +92.45% versus +8.45% for the S&P 500.

That brings my 15-year total return to +657.99%. My average annualized return has fallen back to +48.15%, another new high, some 2.50 times the S&P 500 over the same period.

Some 41 of my 46 trades this year have been profitable.

My Ten-Year View

When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.

Dow 240,000 here we come!

On Monday, October 2, at 8:30 PM EST, the ISM Manufacturing PMI is out.

On Tuesday, October 3 at 8:30 AM, the JOLTS Job Openings Report is released.

On Wednesday, October 4 at 2:30 PM, the ISM Services Report is published.

On Thursday, October 5 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced.

On Friday, October 6 at 2:30 PM the September Nonfarm Payroll Report is published. At 2:00 PM the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.

As for me, I will try to knock out a few memories early this morning while waiting for the Matterhorn to warm up so I can launch on another ten-mile hike. So I will reach back into the distant year of 1968 in Sweden.

My trip to Europe was supposed to limit me to staying with a family friend, Pat, in Brighton, England for the summer. His family lived in impoverished council housing.

I remember that you had to put a ten pence coin into the hot water heater for a shower, which inevitably ran out when you were fully soaped up. The trick was to insert another ten pence without getting soap in your eyes.

After a week there, we decided the gravel beach and the games arcade on Brighton Pier were pretty boring, so we decided to hitchhike to Paris.

Once there, Pat met a beautiful English girl named Sandy, and they both took off to some obscure Greek island, the ultimate destination if you lived in a cold, foggy country.

That left me stranded in Paris with little money.

So, I hitchhiked to Sweden to meet up with a girl I had run into while she was studying English in Brighton. It was a long trip north of Stockholm, but I eventually made it.

When I finally arrived, I was met at the front door by her boyfriend, a 6’6” Swedish weightlifter. That night found me bedding down in a birch forest in my sleeping bag to ward off the mosquitoes that hovered in clouds.

I started hitchhiking to Berlin, Germany the next day, which offered paying jobs. I was picked up by Ronny Carlson in a beat-up white Volkswagen bug to make the all-night drive to Goteborg where I could catch the ferry to Denmark.

1968 was the year that Sweden switched from driving English style on the left side of the road to the right. There were signs every few miles with a big letter “H”, which stood for “hurger”, or right. The problem was that after 11:00 PM, everyone in the country was drunk and forgot what side of the road to drive on.

Two guys on a motorcycle driving at least 80 mph pulled out to pass a semi-truck on a curve and slammed head-on to us, then were thrown under the wheels of the semi. The motorcycle driver was killed instantly, and his passenger had both legs cut off at the knees.

As for me, our front left wheel was sheared off and we shot off the mountain road, rolled a few times, and was stopped by this enormous pine tree.

The motorcycle riders got the two spots in the only ambulance. A police car took me to a hospital in Goteborg and whenever we hit a bump in the road bolts of pain shot across my chest and neck.

I woke up in the hospital the next day, with a compound fracture of my neck, a dislocated collar bone, and paralyzed from the waist down. The hospital called my mom after booking the call 16 hours in advance and told me I might never walk again. She later told me it was the worst day of her life.

Tall blonde Swedish nurses gave me sponge baths and delighted in teaching me to say Swedish swear words and then laughed uproariously when I made the attempt.

Sweden had a National Health care system then called Scandia, so it was all free.

Decades later a Marine Corps post-traumatic stress psychiatrist told me that this is where I obtained my obsession with tall, blond women with foreign accents.

I thought everyone had that problem.

I ended up spending a month there. The TV was only in Swedish, and after an extensive search, they turned up only one book in English, Madame Bovary. I read it four times but still don’t get the ending. And she killed herself because….?

The only problem was sleeping because I had to share my room with the guy who lost his legs in the same accident. He screamed all night because they wouldn’t give him any morphine.

When I was released, Ronny picked me up and I ended up spending another week at his home, sailing off the Swedish west coast. Then I took off for Berlin to get a job since I was broke. Few Germans wanted to live in West Berlin because of the ever-present risk of a Russian invasion so there we always good-paying jobs.

I ended up recovering completely. But to this day whenever I buy a new Brioni suit in Milan they have to measure me twice because the numbers come out so odd. My bones never returned to their pre-accident position and my right arm is an inch longer than my left. The compound fracture still shows up on X-rays.

And I still have this obsession with tall, blond women with foreign accents.

Go figure.

Brighton 1968

Ronny Carlson in Sweden

Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

September 27, 2023

Tech Letter

Mad Hedge Technology Letter
September 27, 2023
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(REIMAGINING TECH AND THE WORKFORCE)
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Reimagining Tech and the Workforce

Tech Letter

Students hoping to become bankers shouldn’t study finance, they should dive into programming.

This is the big takeaway from how investment banks are run these days.

Gone are the moments when finance degrees were the hottest commodity, now it is all about generative AI.

Artificial intelligence (AI) could replace the equivalent of 300 million full-time jobs, a report by investment bank Goldman Sachs says.

It could replace a quarter of work tasks in the US and Europe but may also mean new jobs and a productivity boom.

And it could eventually increase the total annual value of goods and services produced globally by 7%.

Generative AI, able to create content indistinguishable from human work, is "a major advancement", the report says.

Silicon Valley is keen to promote investment in AI in not only the United States but in a way that will ultimately drive productivity gains across the global economy.

AI will complement the way bankers work, not disrupting it - making finance jobs better, rather than taking them away.

The report notes AI's impact will vary across different sectors - 46% of tasks in administrative and 44% in legal professions could be automated but only 6% in construction and 4% in maintenance, it says.

Journalists will therefore face more competition, which would drive down wages unless we see a very significant increase in the demand for such work.

Consider the introduction of GPS technology and platforms like Uber (UBER). Suddenly, knowing all the streets in London had much less value - and so incumbent drivers experienced large wage cuts in response, of around 10% according to our research.

The result was lower wages, not fewer drivers.

Over the next few years, generative AI is likely to have similar effects on a broader set of creative tasks.

According to research cited by the report, 60% of workers are in occupations that did not exist in 1940.

However, other research suggests technological change since the 1980s has displaced workers faster than it has created jobs.

Nobody understands how the technology will evolve or how firms will integrate it into how they work.

Lower wages and higher output are a perfect recipe for higher technology share prices and that is exactly what we will get.

Currently, we are experiencing a mild pullback from the AI mania, but that is simply because it got too far ahead of its skis.

I am quite disappointed in the price action in a stock like Amazon (AMZN) which announced a major investment in an AI startup, but the stock sold off the next day.

The AI pixie dust has leveled off in the short term, and the broader tech market is being dragged down by spiking interest rates.

I do believe in the AI hype, but these trends don’t go up in a straight line and need time to digest which often results in short-term pullbacks.

September 25, 2023

Tech Letter

Mad Hedge Technology Letter
September 25, 2023
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(JOSTLING FOR THE FUTURE OF TECH)
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Jostling for the Future of Tech

Tech Letter

Amazon AMZN will invest $4 billion in artificial intelligence company Anthropic.

This is a company competing with ChatGPT.

It’s just another chess move in what could symbolize as the beginning of the war in generative artificial intelligence.

I do believe this could be the last iteration of the internet as humans know it because the next big “upgrade” will be uploaded into the physical human itself.

That is what developments in companies like Neuralink are telling us.

It’s not surprising that many of the big tech firms are taking strategic bets on the future of artificial intelligence.

This trend mirrors the past seminal trends where the end game turns into a winner-takes-all sweepstakes.

I am not going to sit here and say this will be better for the consumer on the internet as a whole, it mostly won’t.

This next iteration of the internet will become cloudier because consumers won’t know who is a chatbot and who isn’t.

The critical takeaway here is that the internet will become less smooth for consumers, but absolutely great for the few technology firms that harness generative artificial intelligence to build revenue.

Even chatbots are on record for not knowing who is a chatbot or who is a human.

What does that mean?

Soon, we will see chatbots talking to chatbots for money.

No humans needed.

In this case, big tech earnings revenue for their chatbot capabilities will explode and the ones that do it best with harvest the most contracts.

That is terrible for certain platforms that rely on authentic human interaction like online dating.

For some subsectors like cybersecurity, computers will be fighting computers and whoever has the best AI software will win out.

Amazon now has real skin in the game and the deal includes Anthropic using its custom chips to build and deploy its AI software.

Amazon also agreed to incorporate Anthropic’s technology into products across its business.

People familiar with the deal said Amazon has committed to an initial $1.25 billion investment in two-year-old Anthropic, a number that could grow to $4 billion over time depending on certain conditions.

This is peanuts for a company as rich as Amazon.

Google invested more than $300 million in Anthropic in May. Salesforce (CRM) has also invested in a series of AI startups, including Anthropic and OpenAI rival Cohere.

Amazon, which runs the largest cloud-computing business, has been shifting its strategy somewhat in backing AI startups.

Large language models, the algorithms that power chatbots such as ChatGPT require huge amounts of capital to build and train, and startups spend that money largely on cloud-computing costs. Of the billions of dollars that OpenAI has raised from Microsoft (MSFT), much of it has been spent on the tech giant’s AI business Azure.

Despite the excitement and investment in AI, it still makes up only a fraction of the revenue flowing into cloud-computing businesses.

All this is right now is positioning as the real revenue payout is much later down the road and I am talking years.

Whoever acquires the best pieces of the AI infrastructure now and sets the rules of the road, will basically box out everyone else.

Amazon has now clearly thrown their hat in the ring.

Trade AMZN in the short-term and hold for the long-term.

September 25, 2023

Diary, Newsletter, Summary

Global Market Comments
September 25, 2023
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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or The Singularity is Here!

Diary, Newsletter

While changing planes at Heathrow airport in London last week, my partners in artificial intelligence graciously came out to join me for lunch over some of the awful food there. I can’t tell you who they are, but if I did you would fall out of your chair.

Whenever someone gets a lead in AI applications these days, mum’s the word. There’s no point in giving the competition a leg up, let alone a commanding lead. What they told me was incredibly exciting, but also terrifying. Suffice it to say that you ain’t seen nothing yet.

2023 is probably the last year when mere humans will be able to identify what’s real and what isn’t. The Turing Test, by which machines become indistinguishable from man, laid out by Dr. Alan Turing in 1950, has been conquered. Dr. Ray Kurzweil got it all wrong. We are not going to have to wait until 2040 for the Singularity to take place, whereby man and machine become one (click here for the link).

It’s happening right now.

It seems that these days. you spend half of your day proving to robots that you’re not a robot. Let me tell you that it’s about to get a lot worse. Lately, I have been irritatingly failing these tests more often because I can’t see the part of a bicycle hiding in a corner of the box next door. It won’t be long before we are working for these robots.

That could be a good thing because robots lack human flaws, like abusing their employees, getting drunk, failing to show up for work, and demanding more pay. What they WILL do is make you work FASTER, as the employees at Amazon (AMZN) found out, where workplace accidents and exhaustion at distribution centers are running rampant. Some workers can only handle six weeks of employment at a time.

It turns out that Elon Musk was the initial founding investor in ChatGBT, pumping in $1 billion in seed capital. When you’re the richest man in the world, you can do that sort of thing.

But Musk had a great falling out in 2021 when management refused to accept his absolute control of their AI in exchange for more money. That led to ChatGPT’s sale to Microsoft (MSFT) for $13 billion, a figure which, in retrospect, seems a pittance given the $1 trillion in value it is expected to create (so buy (MSFT).

By the way, ChatGPT refers to Generalized Preprogrammed Transformers in a homage to the cartoon series. That’s how nerdy these people are.

In any case, a huge conflict of interest had arisen with Tesla’s own AI efforts. One proof of this is that my own monthly insurance rates with Tesla keep going down, now at an unbelievably low $204 a month for a $165,000 vehicle.

It’s not that I’m a better driver. At my age, I’m probably getting worse. It's because the CAR keeps getting smarter, reducing the chance of an accident and therefore the risk to Tesla’s insurance division. By the way, notice how well Tesla shares have been outperforming the market lately.

Insurance industry watch out! You are about to get disrupted.

What is especially scary is that a presidential election will take place next year just when AI is hitting its stride. In 2016, many thought that the Access Hollywood videotape would make Donald Trump unelectable.

Everyone believed the video was real, but while half the voters were outraged, the other half said that’s just Trump being Trump and he got elected. If that video were released today, only half would believe it’s real while the other half would think it’s a deep fake produced by the opposition.

The possibilities boggle the mind, with multiple deep fakes already gaining airtime for next year’s primaries.

There isn’t much to say about stocks these days except that the grand finale for the current correction is fast approaching.

The UAW strike won’t cause the stock market to crash. But add it in with a prolonged government shutdown, sharply rising interest rates, and recessions in our biggest export markets in Europe and China, and suddenly the short-term downside argument becomes a lot more persuasive.

If you DO need convincing, look no further than my Mad Hedge AI Market Timing Index. It decisively broke 50 on Friday and plunged all the way down to 36. Finally, after a tortuous six months of doing nothing, we are starting to see some value in the market.

Whenever I go through periods of issuing no trade alerts for a prolonged period because the risk/reward is terrible, I get a lot of complaints from customers. After all, who wouldn’t want more trade alerts with a 90% success rate? The only way you achieve that success rate is to stay out of markets when they suck, as in now. Lately, I have noticed on down days, I get absolutely no complaints AT ALL.

I will end this dissertation by telling you a funny story. The last time I landed at San Francisco Airport, I grabbed an Uber cab home. As we departed the airport, I noticed a rolled set of plans on the floor forgotten by the previous passenger. I pointed this out to the driver, but he was from China and didn’t speak English.

So I opened up the plans and called the phone numbers listed in the key. First, I tried the University of California at San Francisco, whose name was clearly marked at the top. No luck there. The university is just too big.

Then I tried the printing company in Berkeley that produced the plans. I asked for the customer’s cell phone number, but the printer said they never released confidential client information. After some prodding, I convinced him to call his own customer and tell him I was headed back to the gate where he debarked with the plans (I can be very convincing).

By now, I was 20 minutes away from the airport, so I had ample time to examine what I had chanced on. It turns out I had blueprints of the human brain showing 100 sites where it can be connected directly to the Internet, ranking them by transmission efficiency. The owner was headed to Los Angeles to make a presentation to fellow scientists and some venture capital investors.

Yikes, I thought!

When we pulled up to the gate, there was a man looking like he had come out of central casting for the role of “scientist”, beard, glasses, and all. He was very grateful and then disappeared into the crowd running for his plane. Yes, I know it sounds like the beginning of a science fiction thriller.

I just thought you’d like to know. Yes, it’s just another day in the life for me.

So far in August, we are down -4.70%. My 2023 year-to-date performance is still at an eye-popping +60.80%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +17.10% so far in 2023. My trailing one-year return reached +92.45% versus +8.45% for the S&P 500.

That brings my 15-year total return to +657.99%. My average annualized return has fallen back to +48.15%, some 2.50 times the S&P 500 over the same period.

Some 41 of my 46 trades this year have been profitable.

The Most Important Thing That Powell Didn’t Say in Fed press conference is that quantitative tightening, or QT, continues. That drains $1 trillion a year from the financial system through bond sales until 2031 to get the Fed balance sheet down to zero. It is a negative for bonds….and the economy. The market is fixated on the 0.25% he did raise on interest rates.

UAW Strike Expanded on Friday, adding 38 new plants to the work stoppage. It’s death by a thousand cuts. The Big Three may respond with lockouts to drain union funds. Factories in Mexico are looking better every day. Elon Musk is laughing.

Industrial Production Jumps 0.4% in August, in another sign that the US has dodged the recession bullet. It’s one of the strongest numbers of the year. Capacity Utilization also rose to a high 79.7%.

Will a Government Shutdown Finally Drive Stocks Downward? Chaos rules supreme in the House of Representatives where there is a major effort to shut down the US government. Speaker Kevin McCarthy risks getting fired if he allows a spending bill to go through with Democratic support. It’s the result of a devil’s bargain made with his right wing to land the job in January. Will an impeachment inquiry into Biden be enough to placate them?

Cathie Woods’ New Take on Tesla (TSLA). As one of the earliest investors in Tesla, along with myself, it pays to listen to Cathie Woods talk about the stock. The company is headed from a current market valuation of $845 billion to $5 trillion, with two-thirds of the growth coming from its autonomous driving technology, a $15,000 upgrade. AI sold as software-as-a-service has an 80% profit margin compared to only 20%-30% for the EV business. Cathie’s bull case is $2,000 in five to ten years and her bear case is that the stock only reached $1,400. Teslas have a 40% lower accident rate than ICE cars, thanks to AI, so take the human out of the driving formula.

Oil (USO) Hits New 2023 High, with gasoline topping $5.00 a gallon in many states. There is no oil shortage or supply disruptions. This is pure price gouging, with Saudi Arabia and Russia cutting supplies by 5 million barrels/day since June and American oil companies riding on their coattails. The move coincided with a sudden and unexpected improvement in the US economic outlook, increasing demand. Too late to play on the long side here, with prices up 40% from the May lows.

National Debt (TLT) Tops $33 Trillion, or $100,000 per man, woman, and child. Not great news for bonds, as new issuance is swamping the markets. The debt has risen by 50% since 2019. Republicans want Democrats to spend less, while Democrats want Republicans to cut their spending.

My Ten-Year View

When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper-accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.

Dow 240,000 here we come!

On Monday, September 25, the Chicago Fed National Activity Index is out.

On Tuesday, September 26 at 3:00 PM EST, the S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index is released. We also get New Home Sales.

On Wednesday, September 27 at 2:30 PM, the US Durable Goods is published.

On Thursday, September 28 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. We also get the final print for Q2 GDP.

On Friday, September 29 at 2:30 PM, the Personal Income & Spending is published. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.

As for me, this is not my first Russian invasion.

Early in the morning of August 20, 1968, I was dead asleep at my budget hotel off of Prague’s Wenceslas Square when I was suddenly awoken by a burst of machine gun fire. I looked out the window and found the square filled with T-54 Russian tanks, trucks, and troops.

The Soviet Union was not happy with the liberal, pro-western leaning of the Alexander Dubcek government so they invaded Czechoslovakia with 500,000 troops and overthrew the government.

I ran downstairs and joined a protest demonstration that was rapidly forming in front of Radio Prague trying to prevent the Russians from seizing the national broadcast radio station. At one point, I was interviewed by a reporter from the BBC carrying this hulking great tape recorder over his shoulder, as I was the only one who spoke English.

It seemed wise to hightail it out of the country, post haste, as it was just a matter of time before I would be arrested. The US ambassador to Czechoslovakia, Shirley Temple Black (yes, THE Shirley Temple), organized a train to get all of the Americans out of the country.

I heard about it too late and missed the train.

All borders with the west were closed and domestic trains shut down, so the only way to get out of the country was to hitchhike to Hungary where the border was still open.

This proved amazingly easy as I placed a small American flag on my backpack. I was in Bratislava just across the Danube from Austria in no time. I figured worst case, I could always swim it, as I had earned both, the Boy Scout Swimming, and Lifesaving merit badges.

Then I was picked up by a guy driving a 1949 Plymouth who loved Americans because he had a brother living in New York City. He insisted on taking me out to dinner. As we dined, he introduced me to an old Czech custom, drinking an entire bottle of vodka before an important event, like crossing an international border.

Being 16 years old, I was not used to this amount of high-octane 40-proof rocket fuel and I was shortly drunk out of my mind. After that, my memory is somewhat hazy.

My driver, also wildly drunk, raced up to the border and screeched to a halt. I staggered through Czech passport control which duly stamped my passport. I then lurched another 50 yards to Hungary, which amazingly, let me in. Apparently, there is no restriction on entering the country drunk out of your mind. Such is Eastern Europe.

I walked another 100 yards into Hungary and started to feel woozy. So, I stumbled into a wheat field and passed out.

Sometime in the middle of the night, I felt someone kicking me. Two Hungarian border guards had discovered me. They demanded my documents. I said I had no idea what they were talking about. Finally, after their third demand, they loaded their machine guns, pointed them at my forehead, and demanded my documents for the third time.

I said, “Oh, you want my documents!”

I produced my passport, and when they got to the page that showed my age, they both started laughing.

They picked me and my backpack up and dragged me back to the road. While crossing some railroad tracks, they dropped me, and my knee hit a rail. But since I was numb, I didn’t feel a thing.

When we got to the road, I saw an endless stream of Russian army trucks pouring into Czechoslovakia. They flagged down one of them. I was grabbed by two Russian soldiers and hauled into the truck with my pack thrown on top of me. The truck made a U-turn and drove back into Hungary.

I contemplated my surroundings. There were 16 Russian Army soldiers in full battle dress holding AK-47s between their legs and two German Shepherds all looking at me quizzically. Then I suddenly felt the urge to throw up. As I assessed that this was a life-and-death situation, I made every effort to restrain myself.

We drove five miles into the country and stopped at a small church. They carried me out of the truck and dumped me and my pack behind the building. Then they drove off.

The next morning, I woke up with the worst headache of my life. My knee bled throughout the night and hurt like hell. I still have the scar. Even so, in my enfeebled condition, I realized that I just had one close call.

I hitchhiked on to Budapest, then to Romania, where I heard that the beaches were filled with beautiful women. My Italian let me get by passably in the local language.

It all turned out to be true.

Stay Healthy,

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

September 22, 2023

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September 22, 2023
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September 20 Biweekly Strategy Webinar Q&A

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Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the September 20 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar, broadcast from Silicon Valley, CA.

Q: How do we know when interest rates have peaked?

A: Well, that's easy—the Fed announces it and they start cutting interest rates. The first hint of that is they don’t raise interest rates when they have the opportunity to do so. That will be today as it was in July. So we’re at the top now, and they’ll probably go sideways for 6 months or even longer before they start cutting. Markets will start to discount this 6-9 months in advance, or about now.

Q: Year-end target for the S&P 500? What about Amazon (AMZN)?

A: 5,000. For the (SPX). For Amazon, I think we could easily tack on another 20-25%.

Q: Does the Mad Hedge Global Trading Dispatch include tech trade alerts?

A: It does, but only the higher quality, lower risk trades. Pure Tech traders are a much higher-risk bunch of people, and they want more aggressive trade alerts in smaller companies. As for me, with Global Trading Dispatch I try to stick to a 90% success rate, and the only way to do that is to avoid tech when it flatlines and not try to catch any falling knives.

Q: Any hope of recovery for the iShares 20 Plus Year Treasury Bond ETF (TLT)?

A: Yes; as I said, the Fed will start cutting interest rates next year, and markets discount 6-9 months in advance, so that gives us 3 months for our January 2024 $100/$105 call spreads to expire at max profit. So yes, it is entirely possible, if not likely, that we will see those numbers by January.

Q: Can you help me jump the line for a Cybertruck from Tesla (TSLA)?

A: Well, if I was going to help anyone get a Cybertruck, it would be me! And I can't get one. Back in the old days, Tesla people would fall down on their knees crying “thank you!” when you bought one of their cars. Now, I think I’m number 2 million on the waiting list. You’re on your own on that one.

Q: Is Disney (DIS) a good LEAP stock?

A: No, Disney has some major problems with their streaming business, and the parks have maxed out. That is why the stock seems immune to good news—unless you know something I don’t. So go for it if you’re ready for that risk.

Q: What is your fact-finding trip to Ukraine all about?

A: Nothing beats research on the ground for finding out what really happened. Second, Ukraine got a lot of aid from other countries when the war started, but it’s since run out and we know that hospitals and orphanages in Ukraine are in trouble and running out of money. So, nothing beats showing up with US dollar cash in that situation. So that is why I’m going. This’ll be my eighth war. I guess the war correspondent in me never left. I’ll also be escorting American doctors to Ukrainian hospitals who don’t know how to do this. There’s more to life than just making money.

Q: Should I buy the dip in homebuilders like Lennar Homes (LEN), D.R. Horton (DHI), and KB Homes (KBH)?

A: Absolutely, yes—with both hands. Who does better with a falling interest rate cycle than home builders who have to depend on falling mortgage rates for business to boom once again. So yes, any dip in this sector and I would be loading the boat. The next declining interest rate cycle could last 5 or 10 years.

Q: Will the United Auto Workers strikes cause inflation to rocket and feed into higher inflation figures?

A: No, not really. Union membership has declined by 75% over the last 40 years. The UAW itself has declined from 1.6 million members to 400,000, and they really have become too small to affect the general economy. What they will do is accelerate existing trends, like people dumping their ice cars and moving to Tesla and other EV manufacturers. This is sort of like a gift for Tesla, and that's why the stock was up 10% last week. Also, in the long, long run, if they force the car companies to move to Mexico and cut the same deals that Elon Musk got, then it reduces inflation.

Q: Does the recent increase in Chinese ships and warplanes near Taiwan change anything?

A: No, it just shows us how weak the economy in China is. It’s effectively in recession even though they refuse to admit it, and therefore they have to create more distractions. The Chinese have been bluffing on Taiwan for 70 years—why stop now?

Q: What is a good time to buy banks?

A: I would start scaling into (JPM), (BAC), and (C) now. They will be a major beneficiary of an economic recovery next year and falling interest rates; and the prices down here are good. They’re one of the worst performers so far this year—one of the few cheap sectors left in the market.

Q: Should I buy Tesla (TSLA) here?

A: The thing here that I’m telling my professional money managers is: scale in on a one-month basis. Figure out how much you want to buy, and then buy 1/30th of that amount every day for a month. Then, you’ll scale in, you won’t get the absolute bottom but you’ll get some kind of bottom, and when a turnaround happens, then it goes up 50% or 100%. That’s the way to play Tesla. A lot of the professional money managers and investment advisors who follow me have a problem; they’re getting tons of new customers based on their performance this year. So yes, what do you do when you get money after a great run? You can only scale in.

Q: Is oil (USO) topping and going back to 70 a barrel?

A: I think yes. We saw the run from $70 to $95; it looks like it’ll probably hit $100. After that, Saudi Arabia will start bringing supply back on. What they did is create an artificial short squeeze in oil by taking 5 million barrels off the market with Russia—that got prices up. Any higher than that, and high oil starts to adversely affect Saudi Arabia’s foreign investments. So yes, they do back off when we get over 100; they’re very happy with $100/barrel, as is the American oil industry. So, I’m inclined to take profits if you did the oil trade in June.

Q: Would you buy iShares 20 Plus Year Treasury Bond ETF (TLT) now?

A: No, I’ve been holding back because it seems to want to have a capitulation; that’s why it’s not rallying off the 93 level—it’s been bouncing on the bottom. Some piece of bad news, some kind of high inflation, could trigger a capitulation, which would take us down another 5 points—that's where you buy it. Then, all of a sudden something like a 2024 $85/$90 bull call spread is offering you 100% return one year out.

Q: Do you recommend 4-week T-bills?

A: No, I recommend 4-month T-bills. Those expire in January and take advantage of the cash squeeze in the financial system you always get in New Years. Returns on 4-month T-bills are much higher than 3 month, 2 month, or 1 month. I just bought some before this meeting because I’m not going to do a lot of trading this month, and I got a 5.48% yield. For me to do a trade now, it has to have a very low-risk 20% return. That’s what I need to beat T-bills at 5.48%, which have zero risk and a guaranteed return of money. You need the extra 15% return on a 1-month trade to justify the risk that individual stocks have.

Q: Will the Australian dollar (FXA) stay weak as long as China is weak?

A: Yes, and the flip side is also true: Will the Australian dollar be strong when China recovers? Absolutely. I still see 1 to 1 against the US dollar for the long term.

Q: Why is everyone pouring into short-term options?

A: They’re buying lottery tickets. A lot of people are in the markets not to invest, but to gamble. They have gambling addictions quite often, and nothing beats the instant gratification of a same-day win, even though 80% of the same-day options expire worthless. So, enter that market with caution.

Q: After artificial intelligence destroys 90% of jobs, won’t there be nobody left to buy stocks since stocks won’t go up solely on institutional buying?

A: While AI will destroy a lot of jobs, it’s creating even more jobs—that has always been the case with technology from day one. However, you do get mismatches from the time a job is destroyed to when a new one is created. There are also mismatches in skill levels and that can create turmoil in the economy. Look at the United Auto strike, which is hell-bent on stopping technology and automation—stopping any kind of technology they can. Technology in the long term always destroys jobs, but it also creates more jobs, just moving them from old economies into new industries. I’m sure the same thing went on with the hay and leather industries 120 years ago when we moved from horses to internal combustion cars.

Q: If companies go to a four-day workweek, how will that affect stocks?

A: It’ll probably make them go up. When people go to four-day work weeks, productivity goes up and companies get more output for their dollar of labor costs. That’s why it’s happening and why it’s so popular. People who work at home and get to play with their kids on weekends will work for less money—that is a proven fact.

Q: Any thoughts on when we will see the United States Natural Gas Fund (UNG) turn upward?

A: This winter. (UNG) is priced for perfection, sitting around here at the $7 level. The slightest surprise like a cold winter, for example, which we may get (at least in California we will), and then the thing will spike up.

To watch a replay of this webinar with all the charts, bells, whistles, and classic rock music, just log in to www.madhedgefundtrader.com, go to MY ACCOUNT, click on GLOBAL TRADING DISPATCH, then WEBINARS, and all the webinars from the last 12 years are there in all their glory.

Good Luck and Stay Healthy,

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader