With wait times for the IRS customer support line recently having extended from one hour to five hours, I thought conditions couldn’t get any worse.
I was wrong.
I knew the letter from the IRS sitting in my mailbox was bad news just from the color of the paper.
It was not light green, the color of a refund check from the United States Treasury.Instead, it was white, warning that it contained some sort of demand, audit notice, or threatened legal action.
In fact, it was far worse than that.
In the most stilted, bureaucratic language possible, I was informed that my $100,000 tax refund for 2016 had already been paid out to someone else.
Another party using my name and social security number, but a different address, had already filed a 2016 return for me.
In order to get my money back, I would have to file a new return and include hard copies of every single piece of supporting documentation. It was, in effect, a full paper audit. Then I would have to wait 60 days.
This was three months ago.
I informed my accountant immediately. I heard him shout across the room to his partner, “Hey Joe, I’ve got another one.”
He told me that half of his clients had their refund checks stolen this year, and as a result, the IRS was now demanding automatic audits on all refund requests of four figures or more.
It gets worse. Budget cuts at the despised government agency mean that huge delays are occurring in almost all interactions. Even routine requests can sit on a bureaucrat’s desk for two years. The number of standard audits has fallen substantially.
The ones that take place are just a quick pass over, often conducted by mail, rather than the in-person, full proctologic examinations of the past.
Furthermore, the government didn’t have the money to pay for the latest upgrade of QuickBooks Pro.
This means it is unable to use the online accounting service’s spreadsheets during audits when the taxpayer’s accountant has upgraded, greatly increasing the time required for each audit while decreasing its effectiveness.
As a result, QuickBooks is seeing the fastest and most widespread adoption of its latest software version in history.
You can’t make this stuff up.
I asked my accountant how long it would really take for me to collect my 2016 refund.” Better count on a year,” he said.
Then the news flash came out that a hacker had stolen the tax returns of 100,000 individuals, including their personal information. I was one of those victims.
Not only did the crooks discover my name and social security number, they also knew that my high school team name was the “Apaches,” my first car was a “Volkswagen,” and that I was married in “Tokyo.”
I bet they know my inside leg measurement as well (I’m not telling!).
It all reminds me that it is once again time to revisit Palo Alto Networks (PANW). I have been recommending this cybersecurity name for the past three years, issuing Trade Alerts on each opportunistic dip.
The near destruction of Sony (SNE) by North Korean hackers has certainly put the fear of God into corporate America.
Apparently, they have no sense of humor whatsoever north of the 38th parallel.
I saw The Interview the other day on a plane, the film making fun of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un that so pissed them off, and it totally sucked.
As a result, there is a generational upgrade in cybersecurity underway, with many potential targets boosting spending by multiples.
It’s not often that I get a stock recommendation from an army general. That is exactly what happened the other day when I was speaking to a three-star about the long-term implications of the Iran peace deal.
He argued persuasively that the world will probably never again see large-scale armies fielded by major industrial nations. Wars of the future will be fought online, as they have been silently and invisibly over the past 15 years.
All of those trillions of dollars spent on big-ticket, heavy-metal weapons systems are pure pork designed by politicians to buy voters in marginal swing states.
The money would be far better spent where it is most needed, on the cyber warfare front. Needless to say, my friend shall remain anonymous.
The problem is that when wars become cheaper, you fight more of them, as is the case with online combat. Cyber wars are now happening every day, all the time, 24/7, and everywhere.
You probably don’t know this, but during the Bush administration, the Chinese military downloaded the entire contents of the Pentagon’s mainframe computers at least seven times.
This was a neat trick because these computers were in stand-alone, siloed, electromagnetically shielded facilities not connected to the Internet in any way.
In the process, they obtained the designs of all of our most advanced weapons systems, including our best nukes. What have they done with this top-secret information?
Absolutely nothing.
Like many in senior levels of the US military, the Chinese have concluded that nuclear weapons are a useless waste of valuable resources.
Far better value for money is more hackers, coders, and servers, which the Chinese have pursued with a vengeance.
You have seen this in the substantial tightening up of the Chinese Internet through the deployment of the Great Firewall, which blocks local access to most foreign websites.
Some Mad Hedge Fund Trader subscribers in the Middle Kingdom have told me they can no longer access their US based online brokerage accounts, which are blocked by mainland “porn” filters.
“Porn” is defined as anything the Chinese government doesn’t agree with.
Try sending an email to someone in the Middle Kingdom with a Gmail address. It is almost impossible. This is why Google (GOOG) closed its offices five years ago.
As a member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff recently told me, “The greatest threat to national defense is wasting money on national defense.”
Although my brass-hatted friend didn’t mention the company by name, the implication is that I need to go out and buy Palo Alto Networks (PANW) right now.
The company’s core products are advanced firewalls designed to provide network security, visibility, and granular control of network activity based on application, user, and content identification.
Palo Alto Networks competes in the unified threat management and network security industry against Cisco (CSCO), FireEye (FEYE), Fortinet (FTNT), Check Point (CHKP), Juniper Networks (JNPR), and Cyberoam, among others.
The really interesting thing about this industry is that there are no losers.
That’s because companies are taking a layered approach to cybersecurity, parceling out contracts to many of the leading firms at once, looking to hedge their bets.
To say that top management has no idea what these products really do would be a huge understatement. Therefore, they buy all of them.
This makes a basket approach to the industry more feasible than usual.
You can do this by buying the $0.70 million capitalized PureFunds ISE Cyber Security ETF (HACK), which boasts CyberArk Software (CYBR) and Infoblox (BLOX) as its three largest positions. (HACK) has been a hedge fund favorite since the Sony attack.
As for my tax refund, I am still waiting.
I Have Some Bad News for you, Mr. Thomas
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(SPY), (GLD), (NFLX), (NVDA), (TLT), (MSTR), (SVXY), ($VIX)
(AMZN), (AAPL), (GOOGL), (PANW), (NFLX), (CORN), (WEAT), (SOYB)
Back in 1987, I flew my Cessna 340 twin from London to Rome to visit Morgan Stanley’s high-end Italian clients. Held over by meetings, I got a late start, and I didn’t get as far as the French Champagne country until midnight. Right then, at 20,000 feet, the gyroscope suddenly blew up with a great resounding “thwacking sound.”
I instantly lost all instruments and lights, but still had a radio. I commenced a very wide spiral dive in the pitch-black darkness. Paris control started yelling at me because I was deviating from my approved flight plan. I started to pass out from vertigo.
Then I did what all Marines and Eagle Scouts are taught to do in this situation.
I improvised.
I pulled a flashlight and canteen out of my cockpit side pocket. By steering to the water level, I was able to use it as an artificial horizon level and straighten out the plane. Then I used the Girl Scout compass I always kept around my neck and plotted a rough course to Paris. Then I got on the radio.
“Mayday, Mayday, Mayday, N3919G complete instruments failure, request emergency landing at nearest airfield.” The air went dead for 30 seconds.
Then I heard “N3919G, cleared for approach Charles de Gaulle, steer 240 degrees and change over to 118.15.” As I made my final approach, the Eiffel Tower sparkled off my starboard wingtip. I could see the entire Charles de Gaulle fire department (Sapeurs Pompiers in French), blinking their blue lights. When I hit the runway, they chased me all the way until I stopped.
Then a captain elaborately dressed in firefighting gear stepped out of his fire engine cabin and asked, “Are you alright?”
The experience reminds me of the government’s current economic policies. They are attempting to rebuild the engines of a plane while flying at 20,000 feet in the dark with no tools or instruments. Except there are 340 million passengers this time, not just one.
Will we pull out of the dive before we crash?
Back in January and February, my biggest concern about the markets was complacency. It is safe to say now that this concern has completely vanished, not just by me but everyone.
I have been looking for parallels to the current crisis, and there are few to choose from. Stocks, bonds, oil, commodities, and the US dollar are all crashing at the same time. S&P 500 multiples (SPY) have been marked down from 22X to 18X in a mere two months, and 16X or 14X beckon. The NASDAQ multiple has collapsed from 31 to 21. Small caps (IWM) were hit the hardest, falling to 2016 levels.
It was the action in the bond market that was most concerning, which was hit by massive waves of selling from both foreign investors and hedge funds facing margin calls. Liquidity has disappeared and the Treasury was ill-equipped to deal with this because DOGE just fired 10,000 of their people.
Most don’t realize that US bonds are the lifeblood of the global financial market. When they drop 10% in a week, as they just did, ripples become tidal waves. Suddenly, banks are undercapitalized, central banks and companies have to mark down reserves, and margin calls run rampant.
A national debt of $36 trillion, which was happily ignored for 25 years, instantly becomes a crisis. Is US debt headed for junk status? Will Trump impose capital controls to stem the outflows? You might call these questions fanciful or born of conspiracy theories, but I was woken up every morning last week from European banks asking exactly this. When they start asking in the debt markets, you have a problem.
All earnings reports coming out now can be torn up and thrown out the window. That’s because they reflect profits from an ancient economy in the distant past that no longer exists, like January-March 2025.
Back then, it was about a growing globalized economy spinning off ever-increasing profits and higher multiples and share prices. Now it’s about a shrinking global economy at war with itself, declining profits everywhere justifying lower multiples and share prices.
Last year, S&P 500 earnings came in at $240. Two months ago, the consensus forecast for 2025 was $270. Now it’s moving towards $230.
The average price earnings multiple is now back up to 20X. The 120-year average is 14X. American exceptionalism picked up another 8 multiple points after WWII. If we give all that back and the multiple returns to 14X that gets the (SPX) down to $3,220, or off 47.5% from the February high.
Confidence levels are collapsing at 50-year lows. We’re rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic while we’re headed straight for a giant iceberg, and it's dark and darn cold outside. We are not getting a reversion to the mean in stock markets; we are getting a reversion far beyond the mean. Markets won’t bottom until all the worst-case scenarios out there are fully discounted.
The shock to the global financial system is of the same magnitude as when Nixon took the US off the gold standard in 1972. That’s why gold is rocketing now as then. The US dollar then lost half its value.
This is the first bear market created by government policies since 1930, back when the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act started the last major trade war. When the current policies end, the bear market will end and not before then. We are now within days, if not hours, to the complete collapse of the global financial system. The global economic pie is rapidly shrinking, and everyone is fighting over the scraps that are left.
Trillions of dollars of capital from corporate America have been stranded abroad in the wrong countries because Trump convinced them to move there eight years ago, like Vietnam. Millions of small businesses unable to eat the tariffs or pass them on to consumers will go out of business.
With no policy changes from Washington expected any time soon, it’s likely that we will eventually exhaust selling and enter an “L” shaped bottom. That has stocks bottoming out and then moving sideways in a range for a long time. You can forget about any immediate sharp “V” type recovery that takes us back to the all-time highs we saw in February.
So you should use any rally in the stock market to sell short calls against the long equity positions you want to keep. If you want to be more proactive than that, I have some clever ideas for you.
We now know that Trump is willing to resort to gaming the market by talking it up whenever the S&P 500 hits 5,000. That’s because he is taking immense heat from Americans who have lost 20%-30% of their retirement funds in two months.
You can use the next plunge to 5,000 in the (SPX) to buy the best quality technology names like (AMZN), (AAPL), (GOOGL), (PANW), and (NFLX), which likely won’t go to new lows on the next crash and will rocket on any trade war success.
There are other fish to fry.
Let’s say that a tweet hits that the trade war is progressing or is about to end. What are China’s biggest US imports? Corn (CORN), wheat (WEAT), or soybeans (SOYB), which all have actively traded ETFs just above four-year lows. They will take off like a scalded cat on any good news.
The next time the Volatility Index ($VIX) takes a run at $60, buy the Proshares Short Vix Short Term Futures ETN (SVXY), an exchange-traded fund that sells short futures in the ($VIX). You can buy shares in it like any ETF. There is no expiration date. It hit a low of $32.90 on Thursday, but traded as high as $40 the week before, and $50 in December.
By the way, icebergs don’t enter the Atlantic shipping lanes anymore. Global warming has melted them before they do. The few that do drift south are tagged with transmitters that show up on ship radars. So if you’re planning a trip to Europe this summer on the Queen Mary II, you don’t need to worry about suffering the fate of Leonardo DiCaprio.
The Financial Crisis Trade is Still On, with 10-year US Treasury bonds hitting 4.6% yields, the US dollar plunging to 3-year lows, and gold at an all-time high. Foreign investors are abandoning the US at an unprecedented pace. It turns out that confidence in the US was worth a lot more than we thought. You don’t know what you have until you lose it.
Trump Cracks, Caves, and Does a U-Turn, announcing a 90-day delay in trade tariffs forced by the imminent collapse of global financial markets. The 10% tariffs remain. Inflation is still on track to skyrocket. A Fed interest rate cut is now on the table for June to head off a recession. What is the long-term trend now? It’s anyone’s guess. But Christmas shopping is certainly going to be a lot more expensive this year.
China Imposes 125% Retaliatory Tariffs, and Europe is yet to come. China’s biggest US imports are all agricultural, and many commodities hit multi-year lows on Friday, delivering a knockout blow to US farmers just as the planting season begins. Shiploads of American grain may be left to rot in the ports as Chinese importers refuse delivery due to the dramatic price increase. Also announced were antitrust investigations of US tech companies and export restrictions on rare earths needed for tech products. It’s 1930 all over again.
Chinese Tariffs Raised to 145%, in a US retaliation to the retaliation. Markets tanked again. Most of the goods and parts cannot be obtained elsewhere. Recession fears are now going mainstream, it’s not just me.
Unemployment rises to 4.2%, a multi-year high, says the March Nonfarm Payroll Report. Nonfarm payrolls in March increased to 228,000 for the month, up from the revised 117,000 in February. Health care was the leading growth area, consistent with prior months. The industry added 54,000 jobs, almost exactly in line with its 12-month average.
Federal Reserve’s Powell Says Inflation to Rise, as a result of the larger-than-expected tariffs. But don’t expect any interest rate cuts until yearend when the Fed has the benefit of 20/20 hindsight on inflation.
Volatility Hits 16-Year High at 60, in overnight Asia trading. The ($VIX) peaked at 95 during the Financial Crisis in 2009. ($VIX) may not have peaked yet.
Oil Crashes, down an amazing $13, or 18% in a week, from $72 to $59. High dividend-paying (XOM) has collapsed by 18%. It is the sharpest fall in Texas tea prices since the 1991 Gulf War. Recession fears are running rampant, and no one wants to pay for storage until a recovery, which may be years off. Sell all energy rallies.
JP Morgan Raises Recession Risk to 79%, while credit investors remain sanguine even as funding stress threatens to build. The small-cap focused Russell 2000, which has been battered in the recent selloff, is now pricing in a 79% chance of an economic downturn, according to JPMorgan’s dashboard of market-based recession indicators. Other asset classes are also sounding alarms.
Q1 Gold Inflows Hit Three-Year High, according to the World Gold Council. Gold ETFs saw an inflow of 226.5 metric tonnes worth $21.1 billion in the first quarter, the largest amount since the first quarter of 2022, when global markets were grappling with the immediate consequences of Russia's invasion of Ukraine. This raised their total holdings by 3% to 3,445.3 tonnes by the end of March, the largest since May 2023. Their record was 3,915 tonnes in October 2020.
Canadian Visitors Fall 32%, in line with other forecasts of a collapse in international travel. That is why Delta Air Lines (DAL) crashed by 50% in three months. Conditions will get worse before they can get better. A weak dollar has caused the price of my Europe trip this summer to rise by 20%.
Consumer Confidence is in Free Fall. Friday brought a fresh signal that consumers were queasy even before Wednesday’s policy shift. US consumer sentiment tumbled to the second-lowest level on record in a University of Michigan survey, as inflation expectations soared to multi-decades highs. That result was based on interviews from March 25 through April 8, before the change in tack on tariffs.
Delta Pulls Guidance, citing the trade war’s impact on sales. The stock is down 50% in three months. No guidance from any company is possible or credible, as Q1 earnings took place in an ancient, more business-friendly world.
April is now up by -1.13%so far due to the explosion in implied volatilities in our hedged positions. A lot of the Friday options prices made no sense and may reflect broker efforts to increase margin requirements. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +14.96%so far in 2025. My trailing one-year return stands at a spectacular +75.65%. That takes my average annualized return to +50.28%and my performance since inception to +765.85%, a new all-time high.
It has been another wild week in the market. I was forced out of longs in (GLD) and (TLT) thanks to panic-inspired out-of-the-blue freefall. I managed to hang on to my longs in (COST), (NVDA), and (NFLX) because they were so far in the money. I used a 25% rally in the leveraged long Bitcoin play (MSTR) to add a short. I also used a run by the Volatility Index ($VIX) to $54 to add the Proshares Short VIX Short Term Futures ETN (SVXY). Unusual times call for unusual trades.
Some 63 of my 70 round trips, or 90%, were profitable in 2023. Some 74 of 94 trades have been profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.
Try beating that anywhere.
My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment
We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.
On Monday, April 14, at 8:30 AM EST, the Consumer Inflation Expectations are announced.
On Tuesday, April 15, at 8:30 AM, the New York Empire State Manufacturing Index isreleased.
On Wednesday, April 16, at 1:00 PM, the Retail Sales are published.
On Thursday, April 17, at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed. We also get Housing Starts and Building Permits.
On Friday, April 18, markets are closed for Good Friday.
As for me, in 1987, to celebrate obtaining my British commercial pilot’s license, I decided to fly a tiny single-engine Grumman Tiger from London to Malta and back.
It turned out to be a one-way trip.
Flying over the many French medieval castles was divine. Flying the length of the Italian coast at 500 feet was fabulous, except for the engine failure over the American air base at Naples.
But I was a US citizen, wore a New York Yankees baseball cap, and seemed an alright guy, so the Air Force fixed me up for free and sent me on my way. Fortunately, I spotted the heavy cable connecting Sicily with the mainland well in advance.
I had trouble finding Malta and was running low on fuel. So I tuned into a local radio station and homed in on that.
It was on the way home that the trouble started.
I stopped by Palermo in Sicily to see where my grandfather came from and to search for the caves where my great-grandmother lived during the waning days of WWII. Little did I know that Palermo had the worst windshear airport in Europe.
My next leg home took me over 200 miles of the Mediterranean to Sardinia.
I got about 50 feet into the air when a 70-knot gust of wind flipped me on my side perpendicular to the runway and aimed me right at an Alitalia passenger jet with 100 passengers awaiting takeoff. I managed to level the plane right before I hit the ground.
I heard the British pilot of the Alitalia jet say on the air, “Well, that was interesting.”
Fire engines flashing lights descended upon me, but I was fine, sitting in my cockpit, admiring the tree that had suddenly sprouted through my port wing.
Then the Carabinieri arrested me for endangering the lives of 100 tourists. Two days later, the Ente Nazionale per l’Aviazione Civile held a hearing and found me innocent, as the windshear could not be foreseen. I think they really liked my hat, as most probably had distant relatives in New York City.
As for the plane, the wreckage was sent back to England by insurance syndicate Lloyds of London, where it was disassembled. Inside the starboard wing tank, they found a rag that the American mechanics in Naples had left by accident.
If I had continued my flight, the rag would have settled over my fuel intake valve, cut off my gas supply, and I would have crashed into the sea and disappeared forever. Ironically, it would have been close to where French author Antoine de St.-Exupery (The Little Prince) crashed his Lockheed P-38 Lightning in 1944.
In the end, the crash only cost me a disk in my back, which I had removed in London and led to my funny walk.
Sometimes, it is better to be lucky than smart.
Antoine de St.-Exupery on the Old 50 Franc Note
Good Luck and Good Trading,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
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It’s official: Absolutely no one is confident in their long-term economic forecasts right now. I heard it from none other than the chairman of the Federal Reserve himself. The investment rule book has been run through the shredder.
It has in fact been deleted.
That explains a lot about how markets have been trading this year. It looks like it is going to be a reversion to the mean year. Forecasters, strategists, and gurus alike are rapidly paring down their stock performance targets for 2025 to zero.
When someone calls the fire department, it’s safe to assume that there is a fire out there somewhere. That’s what Fed governor Jay Powell did last week. It raises the question of what Jay Powell really knows that we don’t. Given the opportunity, markets will always assume the worst, that there’s not only a fire, but a major conflagration about to engulf us all. Jay Powell’s judicious comments last week certainly had the flavor of a president breathing down the back of his neck.
It's interesting that a government that ran on deficit reduction pressured the Fed to end quantitative tightening. That’s easing the money supply through the back door.
For those unfamiliar with the ins and outs of monetary policy, let me explain to you how this works.
Since the 2008 financial crisis, the Fed bought $9.1 trillion worth of debt securities from the US Treasury, a policy known as “quantitative easing”. This lowers interest rates and helps stimulate the economy when it needs it the most. “Quantitative easing” continued for 15 years through the 2020 pandemic, reaching a peak of $9.1 trillion by 2022. For beginners who want to know more about “quantitative easing” in simple terms,please watch this very funny video.
The problem is that an astronomically high Fed balance sheet like the one we have now is bad for the economy in the long term. They create bubbles in financial assets, inflation, and malinvestment in risky things like cryptocurrencies. That’s why the Fed has been trying to whittle down its enormous balance sheet since 2022.
By letting ten-year Treasury bonds it holds expire instead of rolling them over with new issues, the Fed is effectively shrinking the money supply. This is how the Fed has managed to reduce its balance sheet from $9.1 trillion three years ago to $6.7 trillion today and to near zero eventually. This is known as “quantitative tightening.” At its peak a year ago, the Fed was executing $120 billion a month quantitative tightening.
By cutting quantitative tightening, from $25 billion a month to only $5 billion a month, or effectively zero, the Fed has suddenly started supporting asset prices like stocks and increasing inflation. At least that is how the markets took it to mean by rallying last week.
Why did the Fed do this?
To head off a coming recession. Oops, there’s that politically incorrect “R” word again! This isn’t me smoking California’s largest export. Powell later provided the forecasts that back up this analysis. The Fed expects GDP growth to drop from 2.8% to 1.7% and inflation to rise from 2.5% to 2.8% by the end of this year. That’s called deflation. Private sector forecasts are much worse.
Just to be ultra clear here, the Fed is currently engaging in neither “quantitative easing nor “quantitative tightening,” it is only giving press conferences.
Bottom line: Keep selling stock rallies and buying bonds and gold on dips.
Another discussion you will hear a lot about is the debate over hard data versus soft data.
I’ll skip all the jokes about senior citizens and cut to the chase. Soft data are opinion polls, which are notoriously unreliable, fickle, and can flip back and forth between positive and negative. A good example is the University of Michigan Consumer Confidence, which last week posted its sharpest drop in its history. Consumers are panicking. The problem is that this is the first data series we get and is the only thing we forecasters can hang our hats on.
Hard data are actual reported numbers after the fact, like GDP growth, Unemployment Rates, and Consumer Price Indexes. The problem with hard data is that they can lag one to three months, and sometimes a whole year. This is why by the time a recession is confirmed by the hard data, it is usually over. Hard data often follows soft data, but not always, which is why both investors and politicians in Washington DC are freaking out now.
Bottom line: Keep selling stock rallies and buying bonds and gold (GLD) on dips.
A question I am getting a lot these days is what to buy at the next market bottom, whether that takes place in 2025 or 2026. It’s very simple. You dance with the guy who brought you to the dance. Those are:
Best Quality Big Tech: (NVDA), (GOOGL), (AAPL), (META), (AMZN)
Big tech is justified by Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang’s comment last week that there will be $1 trillion in Artificial Intelligence capital spending by the end of 2028. While we argue over trade wars, AI technology and earnings are accelerating.
Cybersecurity: (PANW), (ZS), (CYBR), (FTNT)
Never goes out of style, never sees customers cut spending, and is growing as fast as AI.
Best Retailer: (COST)
Costco is a permanent earnings compounder. You should have at least one of those.
Best Big Pharma: (AMGN), (ABBV), (BMY)
Big pharma acts as a safety play, is cheap, and acts as a hedge for the three sectors above.
March is now up +2.92% so far. That takes us to a year-to-date profit of +12.29% in 2025. That means Mad Hedge has been operating as a perfect -1X short S&P 500 ETF since the February top. My trailing one-year return stands at a spectacular +82.50%. That takes my average annualized return to +51.12%and my performance since inception to +764.28%.
It has been another busy week for trading. I had four March positions expire at their maximum profit points on the Friday options expiration, shorts in (GM), and longs in (GLD), (SH), and (NVDA). I added new longs in (TSLA) and (NVDA). This is in addition to my existing longs in the (TLT) and shorts in (TSLA), (NVDA), and (GM).
Some 63 of my 70 round trips, or 90%, were profitable in 2023. Some 74 of 94 trades have been profitable in 2024, and several of those losses were really break-even. That is a success rate of +78.72%.
UCLA Andersen School of Business announced a “Recession Watch,” the first ever issued. UCLA, which has been issuing forecasts since 1952, said the administration’s tariff and immigration policies and plans to reduce the federal workforce could combine to cause the economy to contract. Recessions occur when multiple sectors of the economy contract at the same time.
Retail Sales Fade, with consumers battening down the hatches for the approaching economic storm. Retail sales rose by less than forecast in February and the prior month was revised down to mark the biggest drop since July 2021.
This Has Been One of the Most Rapid Corrections in History, leaving no time to readjust portfolios and put on short positions.
The rapid descent in the S&P 500 is unusual, given that it was accomplished in just 22 calendar days, far shorter than the average of 80 days in 38 other examples of declines of 10% or more going back to World War II.
Home Builder Sentiment Craters to a seven-month low in March as tariffs on imported materials raised construction costs, a survey showed on Monday. The National Association of Home Builders/Wells Fargo Housing Market Index dropped three points to 39 this month, the lowest level since August 2024. Economists polled by Reuters had forecast the index at 42, well below the boom/bust level of 50.
BYD Motors (BYDDF) Shares Rocket, up 72% this year, on news of technology that it claims can charge electric vehicles almost as quickly as it takes to fill a gasoline car. BYD on Monday unveiled a new “Super e-Platform” technology, which it says will be capable of peak charging speeds of 1,000 kilowatts/hr. The EV giant and Tesla rival say this will allow cars that use the technology to achieve 400 kilometers (roughly 249 miles) of range with just 5 minutes of charging. Buy BYD on dips. It’s going up faster than Tesla is going down.
Weekly Jobless Claims Rise 2,000, to 223,000. The number of Americans filing new applications for unemployment benefits increased slightly last week, suggesting the labor market remained stable in March, though the outlook is darkening amid rising trade tensions and deep cuts in government spending.
Copper Hits New All-Time High, at $5.02 a pound. The red metal has outperformed gold by 25% to 15% YTD. It’s now a global economic recovery that is doing this, but flight to safety. Chinese savers are stockpiling copper ingots and storing them at home distrusting their own banks, currency, and government. I have been a long-term copper bull for years as you well know. New copper tariffs are also pushing prices up. Buy (FCX) on dips, the world’s largest producer of element 29 on the Periodic Table.
Boeing (BA) Beats Lockheed for Next Gen Fighter Contract for the F-47, beating out rival Lockheed Martin (LMT) for the multibillion-dollar program. Unusually, Trump announced the decision Friday morning at the White House alongside Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Boeing shares rose 5.7% while Lockheed erased earlier gains to fall 6.8%. The deal raises more questions than answers, in the wake of (BA) stranding astronauts in space, their 737 MAX crashes, and a new Air Force One that is years late. Was politics involved? You have to ask this question about every deal from now on.
Carnival Cruise Lines (CCL) Raises Forecasts, on burgeoning demand from vacationers, including me. The company’s published cruises are now 80% booked. Cruise lines continue to hammer away at the value travel proposition they are offering. However, the threat of heavy port taxes from the administration looms over the sector.
My Ten-Year View – A Reassessment
We have to substantially downsize our expectations of equity returns in view of the election outcome. My new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties is now looking at multiple gale-force headwinds. The economy will completely stop decarbonizing. Technology innovation will slow. Trade wars will exact a high price. Inflation will return. The Dow Average will rise by 600% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. My Dow 240,000 target has been pushed back to 2035.
On Monday, March 24, at 8:30 AM EST, the S&P Global Flash PMI is announced.
On Tuesday, March 25, at 8:30 AM, the S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index isreleased.
On Wednesday, March 26, at 1:00 PM, the Durable Goods are published.
On Thursday, March 27, at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed. We also get the final report for Q1 GDP.
On Friday, March 28, the Core PCE is released, and important inflation indicator. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.
As for me, I received calls from six readers last week saying I remind them of Ernest Hemingway. This, no doubt, was the result of Ken Burns’ excellent documentary about the Nobel Prize-winning writer on PBS last week.
It is no accident.
My grandfather drove for the Italian Red Cross on the Alpine front during WWI, where Hemingway got his start, so we had a connection right there.
Since I read Hemingway’s books in my mid-teens I decided I wanted to be him and became a war correspondent. In those days, you traveled by ship a lot, leaving ample time to finish off his complete work.
I visited his homes in Key West, Cuba, and Ketchum Idaho.
I used to stay in the Hemingway Suite at the Ritz Hotel on Place Vendome in Paris where he lived during WWII. I had drinks at the Hemingway Bar downstairs where war correspondent Ernest shot a German colonel in the face at point-blank range. I still have the ashtrays.
Harry’s Bar in Venice, a Hemingway favorite, was a regular stopping-off point for me. I have those ashtrays too.
I even dated his granddaughter from his first wife, Hadley, the movie star Mariel Hemingway, before she got married, and when she was also being pursued by Robert de Niro and Woody Allen. Some genes skip generations and she was a dead ringer for her grandfather. She was the only Playboy centerfold I ever went out with. We still keep in touch.
So, I’ll spend the weekend watching Farewell to Arms….again, after I finish my writing.
Oh, and if you visit the Ritz Hotel today, you’ll find the ashtrays are now glued to the tables.
As for last summer, I stayed in the Hemingway Suite at the Hotel Post in Cortina d’Ampezzo Italy where he stayed in the late 1940’s to finish a book. Maybe some inspiration will run off on me.
Hemingway’s Living Room in Cuba, Untouched Since 1960
Earnest in 1918
Typing at Hemingway’s Typewriter in Italy from the 1940’s
The Red Cross Uniform Hemingway Wore when He was Blown Up in 1917
Good Luck and Good Trading
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
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Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the March 19 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar, broadcast from Incline Village, NV.
Q: I tried to get into ProShares Short S&P500 (SH), it seems pretty illiquid. How did you get in?
A: Well, before I actually sent out the trade alert, I tested the liquidity of the SH seeing if you could get anything done. This is an easy thing to buy on up days in the market when others are taking profits. It is a really difficult thing to get into on down days in the market because you have so many long-only mutual funds trying to hedge their exposure through buying the (SH). We literally had just one up day at the beginning of the month, and I was able to increase my position tenfold and had no trouble getting my price on the LEAPS at $0.50. If you waited one day, you would have had to pay $0.60 for the same position, and that’s because the volatility explodes on this thing. If you look at the charts, the 1x short play has actually delivered enormous returns, as well as the 2x. It’s outperforming 2 to 1. So you have to buy when other people are selling, that’s the only way to get in and out of the (SH). Of course, I’m buying these things with the intention of running these to expiration.
Q: Is it time to sell US stocks?
A: Yes but only on the up days like today. Don’t sell into a pit, don’t sell into bottoms—wait for rally days like today. That's a good place to reduce risk and add some short positions like the ProShares Short S&P500 (SH) and the ProShares UltraShort S&P500 (SDS).
Q: How did you miss the rotation to Europe and China in emerging markets?
A: Very simple—if you ignore something for 15 years, it’s easy to miss a turn. I also missed the turn in Japan, which I ignored for 35 years. The real reason though is that I underestimated the extremity of this government, its economic policies, and the chaos it would create. I think almost everyone underestimated what the new government would actually do and how it would affect the stock market. If I knew ahead of time that the government would adopt recessionary policies, I would have done everything to get my money out of the US and into Europe and China, but this kind of unfolded with a shock a day, sometimes a shock an hour, and markets don’t like shocks and surprises, so they sold off. The more a stock had gone up in the last six months, the more it went down when the new government came into office.
Q: What are your downside targets for the market?
A: Now that we are in recession, I think any 5% rally off the recent low at 5500, you want to sell. The market could rally 3-5% off the bottom—that would be half of the recent loss. Then you’d want to get rid of more longs, cut your portfolio down to a few very high-quality positions, and add downside protection by buying the ProShares Short S&P500 (SH), the ProShares UltraShort S&P500 (SDS), doing buy rights on the calls and buying outright puts. That would be my recommendation. Eventually I see the S&P 500 falling to 5,000 by the summer, and if I’m wrong, it’s going down 30% to 4,500. That is a deep recession scenario, which we are on the track for unless the government suddenly reverses its draconian policies. This is the most extreme government in American history.
Q: Are you going to use the selloff to get into Costco (COST) after a 20% selloff?
A: Absolutely. I’ve been trying to get into Costco for years and it’s just always been too expensive. They keep increasing earnings every year —investors are willing to pay very high multiples for that. This time around, I am going to get into Costco because they are an absolutely outstanding company. By the way, my mentor at Morgan Stanley was a guy named Barton Biggs, who created the asset management division some 40 years ago. He was close friends with Sam Walton, the founder of Walmart, and Sam Walton was a huge admirer of Costco, which was just starting up then. I’m surprised they never took over the company, which is too big to take over now.
Q: What to buy at the bottom?
A: You want to buy what was leading right before we went into this collapse. Those are financials, and the highest quality profit making of the Mag7 which include Nvidia (NVDA), Amazon (AMZN), Alphabet (GOOGL), Meta (META), as well as cybersecurity stocks like Palo Alto Networks (PANW), Fortinet (FTNT), Zscaler (ZS) and so on.
Q: Why are you making your recession call when we have no evidence of that fact?
A: If you wait for proof of recession, that often is the market bottom. And that could be August of this year. You know, I talk to hundreds of businessmen around the world, and everyone is saying business is slowing. Companies stop making decisions. Customers stop buying. Everyone's afraid of the tariffs. Nobody knows what's going to happen next. Business confidence is terrible. That adds up to a recession, but data tends to move very slowly, so we won't see it in the data for months. If you're a stock trader, you don't have the luxury of waiting for confirmation of the data. By the time you get it, the move is over. But if you cut half of government spending or 12% of GDP, the recession outcome is guaranteed. It's not a speculation. That is the government's goal: to cause a recession, so they can have a recovery going into the next election to take credit for.
Q: If Alphabet (GOOGL) is broken up, what will happen to the company?
A: With all of these big tech breakups, the parts will be worth a lot more than the whole. The individual pieces can be sold off at much bigger premiums creating new companies with more stock liquidity. This is what happened with AT&T (T) in 1982. I participated in that, and the parts were worth more than the original AT&T was within two years. I expect that to happen to Alphabet, and I expect that to happen if Amazon (AMZN) is broken up— eventually, these companies become so big, they become too big to manage. And if the management sees they can get 100% premium on a spinoff, they'll take it so fast it makes your head spin.
Q: None of the 90% gain in stock prices during the Biden administration was a result of his policies.
A: That's absolutely correct. He stayed out of the way, which is the best thing that governments can do—get the hell out of the way. American capitalism on its own will innovate and create profits far faster than any other economic system in history. Biden did quite a good job of staying away.
Q: Why are credit spreads still okay to do in this environment?
A: Because the implied volatility on the options are so high, you can get insane amounts of money—in the money like 30% or 40% —and get trades done and have a 0% chance of taking a loss on that. Suddenly you're being paid double to take risks on these option trades. The classic example is the $88-$90 call spread in Nvidia (NVDA), which we have expiring on Friday, March 21. We never even got close to $90, but the implied volatility on the day we added that trade was a ridiculous 75%. So, it's almost impossible to lose money when you put on trades with implied volatility in the options of 75%.
Q: What's your long-term target on gold now that your last long-term target of 3,000 finally got hit?
A: Yes, we've been recommending gold (GLD) for seven years now. In that time, it's doubled: $1,500 to $3,000. I'm now looking for $5,000 in gold by 2030, in five years. I got a feeling that flight-to-safety plays are going to be very popular in the world going forward. And by the way, people who did look for Bitcoin to protect them in any downturns: Bitcoin actually went down three times faster than the S&P 500 in the last month.
Q: Will stocks rise if the Fed cuts interest rates?
A: No, they won't, because the only reason the Fed will cut interest rates is if inflation falls, and right now, inflation is about to see a big upturn as those import duties of 25% or 50% work their way through the system. A lot of companies are front-running price increases before they even pay the tariffs and try to carve out some extra margin for themselves in advance. On Wednesday, Jay Powell said he expects inflation to rise from 2.5% to 2.8% by yearend and this will prove to be a low number. That is his “president breathing down the back of his next” forecast.
Q: What are your favorite Chinese stocks?
A: Well, a lot of these leading stocks have already gone up 50% or more since the beginning of the year as capital flees the United States and goes abroad. But if you held a gun to my head and said you had to buy two, I would buy Baidu (BIDU), and I would buy Alibaba (BABA). Those would be my Chinese picks. Alibaba is the closest thing you get to an Amazon in China.
Q: Has the dollar hit its lows this year?
A: No. Risk of the next Fed rate move is an interest rate cut. That is going to hang over the dollar and the currency markets for the entire year. And I don't see any recovery in the dollar this year. In fact, it's easy to see much lower lows, and higher highs in the foreign currencies. Buy (FXA), (FXE), (FXC), and (FXB) on dips.
Q: How do you feel about natural gas?
A: I would not be a buyer here. I think we've had a terrific run off of extreme cold weather—believe me, we got some of that in Nevada too—and that is starting to fade now. This is historically when that gas starts to fade for the year. Long term, my view on gas is bullish because of increased exports to China. We have a very pro-energy administration here; that means taking off the export restraints on natural gas, which can only be good for the gas companies and the gas price. China has basically told us they'll take all the natural gas they can get from us because every shipload of gas they buy (LNG) means less coal they have to burn.
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John Thomas
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CEO’s are toast as the CEO turnover tally starts to explode at the end of 2024.
There appears to be a strong trend that will grow in 2025, and that is corporate tech companies looking to the bullpen to substitute out the CEO.
They aren’t doing enough for their respective companies, and that needs to change.
This speaks volumes to the tough times in which debt has become too expensive to fund growth.
Tech companies have always played by the idea of the “winner takes all” mentality, and 2024 underscored this trend by seeing the likes of the Magnificent 7 grow in size and stature.
Through October, more than 1,800 CEOs have announced their departures this year. The outperformance of big tech stocks means that shareholders are putting massive pressure on management to juice up their own stock prices.
The number of exits is up 19% from the more than 1,500 departures during the same period last year, which was the previous year-to-date record.
Boards of directors are becoming impatient and ambitious, holding their CEOs accountable for underperformance — both in terms of profits and stock price.
The expected length of tenure as a CEO, on average, is declining as a result of these performance pressures.
The massive stock market gains of the past two years — the S&P gained roughly 20% in 2023 and is set to gain more than that by the end of 2024 — also pose challenges to US companies.
The outperformance of big tech is forcing shareholders to lean into their own management and demand answers to why they are falling behind.
The answer is complicated, and I acknowledge that many CEOs aren’t in the position to throw around capital like the CEO of Apple, Tim Cook, or CEO of Meta Zuckerberg.
These leaders can chase the next big thing and can strike out many times and not even bat an eyelid.
High turnover shows growing risk appetites and "a desire for leaders who can navigate increasing complexity in the macro business environment, including tech transformation, sustainability, geopolitical crises, and social issues."
If a company’s figurative boat is sinking while most others are enjoying a rising tide, corrective action must be taken by the CEO and or the Board.
If the CEO doesn’t have a clear plan for a turnaround, the Board finds someone who has a plan and the strength to execute that plan. It doesn’t matter if the CEO is actually at fault. Blame is assigned, and heads roll. It isn’t always fair.
Many of these tech CEOs cannot just issue dividends or execute stock buybacks to manipulate the share prices higher.
I believe these shareholder returns will be a key tool for big tech to jump over the low bar after a bevy of lower-than-expected guidance.
Next year, we could experience the haves and have nots in tech separate from each other even further.
Many of these hot chip names are right in the middle of their growth curves.
Software stocks still look good on the dips.
Lately, there were selloffs in cyber security stocks like Palo Alto Networks (PANW) and CrowdStrike (CRWD).
Traders bought the dip after weak guidance, and this is an example of where there is an opportunity as a trader to get in at optimal entry points.
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