How much pain to take?

That is the question plaguing traders and portfolio managers alike around the world. For the average bear market is only 9.7 months long and we are already 16 months into the present one.

Even the longest postwar bear market was only 2.5 years, or 30 months, the 2000-2002 Dotcom Bust, and we are nowhere near that level of economic hardship. Back then, companies posted losses for several quarters in a row, and many ceased to exist (Webvan, Alta Vista, Pets.com).

That means we only have a few more months of pain to take before another decade-long bull market resumes, or 8 months if the bear stretches to a full two years.

That is unless the new bull was actually born last October, which is entirely possible. Certainly, the stock market thinks so, with its refusal to drop on even the worst of news.

Inflation at 6%? Who cares.

A Fed that hates the stock market? Couldn’t give a damn.

Pathetic earnings growth? Call me when it’s over.

This indifference chalked up the deadest trading week I can remember, putting the Volatility Index (VIX) firmly back into “Do Nothing Land” under 20%.

So investors are cautiously putting cash into stocks on every dip, even minor ones, confident that they will be higher by yearend. If a black swan arrives in the meantime, or a political crisis boils out of control, tough luck if you can’t take a joke.

All of which is focusing a lot more attention on gold (GLD), which moved within 2% of a new all-time high last week. I am always looking for cross-asset class confirmations of current trends and the barbarous relic has certainly been one of those.

I have been bullish on gold since I put out LEAPS on Barrick Gold (GOLD) and silver (SLV) last October. They have since performed spectacularly well. The move into precious metals confirms the following. That the Fed tightening cycle will end imminently. Interest rates will fall, and the US dollar (UUP) will weaken. Everything else flows from there.

You are even seeing this in US Treasury Bond yields, with the ten-year plunging to 3.30%, a one-year low. The (TLT) hit $109 last week. Aren’t bonds supposed to be held back by the looming default by the US government?

I’m starting to wonder if the debt ceiling crisis is this generation’s Y2K. At worst, your toaster may show the wrong year but nothing further. Or maybe the pent-up demand for bonds and high yields is so great that it overwhelms all other considerations?

My 2023 year-to-date performance is now at an incredible +46.38%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up only a miniscule +7.0% so far in 2023. My trailing one-year return maintains a sky-high +103.2% versus +7.0% for the S&P 500.

That brings my 15-year total return to +643.57%, some 2.71 times the S&P 500 (SPY) over the same period. My average annualized return has blasted up to +48.26%, another new high.

I executed no trades during the holiday-shortened week, content to run my ten profitable positions into the April 21 options expiration. If a strategy ain’t broke, don’t fix it. If I see something I like, I’ll take profits on an existing position and replace it with a new one.

Nonfarm Payroll Report Holds Up, at 236,000 in March, the lowest since December 2020. It shows that high interest rates still have not impacted the jobs market. February was revised up to 326,000. The headline Unemployment Rate dropped back to a 50-year low at 3.5%. Average Hourly Earnings dropped to 4.2% YOY, a two-year low, showing that inflation is in retreat. Leisure & Hospitality led at 74,000 followed by Government at 47,000.

Weekly Jobless Claims Drop, to 228,000, down 18,000 as recession fears rise. High interest rates are finally taking their toll, with a banking crisis thrown in for good measure.

Open Jobs Tighten, The June JOLTS survey of job openings fell to 10.698 million, down from 11.3 million last month and well below expectations of 11 million. Is this the calm before the storm when job openings disappear? This report is highly negative for the US dollar.

Tesla (TSLA) Posts Record EV Deliveries, Deliveries grew 36% from a year ago, below the 50% growth Elon Musk promised for the year on the last earnings call, but Musk has a habit of overpromising. The expansion is still a healthy sign that consumers are spending. Any pullback in Tesla is a gift for shareholders.

Oil (USO) Production Cut Sends Price Soaring, with OPEC+ including Russia has pledged a total of 3.66-million-barrel oil output cut which is nearly 3.7% of global demand. The jump in oil price will only accelerate global inflation and force the Fed into a tougher predicament. The Saudi – US cooperation is at its lowest ebb.

Walmart’s (WMT) Automation Effort Goes Into Overdrive, Walmart said it expects around 65% of its stores to be serviced by automation by 2026. The company said around 55% of packages that it processes through its fulfillment centers will be moved to automated facilities and unit cost average could improve by around 20%. This is the first step to getting rid of human employees. Eventually, the government will need to deliver universal basic income (UBI).

Gold and Miners Threaten New All-Time Highs, suggesting that a collapse in interest rates is imminent. So is an economic recovery and a resurgence of monetary expansion. Russian and China continue to be major buyers to evade sanctions. Keep buying (GLD) and (GOLD) on dips.

Apple (AAPL) Cash Hoard Soars to $165 Billion, as the cash flow king of all time goes from strength to strength. This will be one of the top targets in any tech rebound, which may be imminent. But you’re have to compete with apple to buy the shares, which is a huge buyer of its own stock.

Chip Stocks are On Fire, clocking the best sector of any in Q1. Too far, too fast, say I, but I’ll be in there buying with both hands on any serious dips. This is no future without (NVDA), (MU), and (AMAT) playing a major role.
Stock Dividends Hit New All-Time Highs, at $146.8 billion, up 7% YOY. As interest rates rose, companies had to raise dividends to keep up. The economy is also far stronger those most realize, with many analysts believing we should have entered a recession a long time ago. A high dividend also gives downside protection in bear markets.

Uranium Demand is Surging with the Nuclear Renaissance. And now the US is restarting plutonium production for the first time in 20 years, a uranium derivative. The 20-year supply we bought from the old Soviet Union has run out with a scant chance of renewal. The Los Alamos Labs in New Mexico is seeking to hire 1,200 engineers to build a brand-new factory from scratch. Buy (CCJ) on dips. And buy Los Alamos real estate if you can get a security clearance.

Keep Buying 90-Day T-Bills, now pushing a 5% risk-free yield. The regional banking crisis highlights another reason. If your bank or broker goes under, your cash deposits can be tied up in bankruptcy for three years. If you own US government securities, they can be ordered and transferred out in days to another institution. You can also buy them directly from the US government free of fee. Just thought you’d like to know.

My Ten-Year View

When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.

Dow 240,000 here we come!

On Monday, April 10 at 7:30 AM EST, the Consumer Inflation Expectations are out.

On Tuesday, April 11 at 6:00 AM, the NFIB Business Optimism Index is announced.

On Wednesday, April 12 at 7:00 AM, the US Core Inflation Rate and Consumer Price Index are printed.

On Thursday, April 13 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. The Producer Price Index is also released.

On Friday, April 14 at 8:30 AM,  the US Retail Sales are released.

As for me, I covered the Persian Gulf for Morgan Stanley for ten years during the 1980s when medieval sheikdoms still living in the 14^th century were suddenly showered with untold wealth. Needless to say, the firm, which we called Morgan Stallion, had a few ideas on what they should do about it.

I was picked as the emissary to the region because I had already been visiting the Middle East for 20 years and had been doing business there for 15 years. My press visa to cover the Iran-Iraq War was still valid.

In addition, I had already developed a reputation for being wild, reckless, and up for anything to enjoy a thrill or make a buck. In addition, with all the wars, terrorist attacks, and revolutions underway, everyone but me was scared to death to go near the place.

In other words, I was perfect for the job.

Being a veteran combat pilot proved particularly useful. I used to fly down on Kuwait Airlines and I still have a nice collection of the cute little Arabic artifacts they used to hand out in first class. Once in Abu Dhabi, I rented a local plane and hopped from one sheikdom to the next drumming up business. Once, I landed on a par five fairway at a private golf course just to give a presentation to a nation’s ruler.

My last stop was always Kuwait, where I turned the plane back in and met the CIA station chief for lunch to fill him in on what I had learned. It was all considered part of the job. When Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1991, I was their first call.

Of course, flying across vast expanses of the Arabian desert is not without its risks. Whenever you fly a single-engine plane you are betting your life on an internal combustion engine, never a great idea. I always carried an extra gallon bottle of water in case of a forced landing. The survival time without water is only three days.

Whenever I refueled, I filtered the 100LL aviation gas through a chamois cloth to keep out water and sand. Still, I was pretty good at desert survival, growing up near Indio California in the Lower Colorado Desert and endlessly digging my grandfather’s pickup truck out of the sand.

Once my boss tried to ban me from a trip to the Middle East because the US Navy had bombed Libya. I assured him that something as minor as that didn’t even move the needle on the risk front, at least in my lifetime.

The problem with the Persian Gulf was that they had all the money in the world and no way to spend it. An extreme Wahabis religion was strictly adhered to, and alcohol was banned. But you could have four wives and I enjoyed some of the best fruit juice in my life.

So my clients came to rely on me for diversions. The Iran-Iraq War was taking place then. I took them up in my plane to 10,000 feet and we watched the aerial war underway 50 miles to the north. The nighttime display of rockets, machine gun fire, and explosions was spectacular.

During one such foray, the wind shifted dramatically as a sandstorm rolled in. Suddenly I was landing in a 50-knot crosswind instead of a 10-knot headwind. A quick referral to the aircraft manual confirmed that the maximum crosswind component for the plane was 27 knots.

Oops!

Then I got a bright idea. I radioed the tower and asked for permission to land on the taxiway at a 90-degree angle to the main runway. After some hesitation, they responded, “If you’re willing to try it”. They knew my only alternative was to ditch at sea with two high-ranking gentlemen who couldn’t swim.

The tower very kindly talked me down with radar vectors and at the last possible second, with the altimeter reading 20 feet, the taxiway popped into view. With such a stiff wind I was able to pancake the plane down in yards, slam it on the runway, and then immediately shut the engine down. I asked for a tow, not wanting to risk the windstorm flipping the plane over.

My passengers thanked me profusely.

When Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1991, I lost most of my friends there. They were either killed, kidnapped and held for ransom, or volunteered as translators for US forces. I never saw them again.

I didn’t return to the Middle East until 2019 when I took two teenage girls to Egypt to introduce them to that part of the world. They wore hijabs, rode camels, and opened their eyes. I even set up some meetings with an educated Arab woman.

I will probably go back someday. I still haven’t seen the ruins at Petra in Jordan, nor ridden the Hijaz Railway, which Lawrence of Arabia blew up in 1918. But I have an open invitation from the king there.

I knew his dad.

Good Luck and Good Trading
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader